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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2005, 10:40:43 pm »
I don't even remember you being in the chat yesterday!
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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2005, 04:08:11 am »
[00:10] <@ProfessorHazard> i need breast milk from a cambodian immigrant
[00:10] <+Deck> gender preference?
[00:10] <@ProfessorHazard> it's all good
[00:10] * +Deck gets Jabba The Hutt
[00:11] <@ProfessorHazard> MILK HIM
[00:11] <@SenorBooyah> www.snipe-hunt.com
[00:11] * +Deck puts on straw hat and overalls, gets to it
[00:11] <@ProfessorHazard> where is the teat
[00:11] <+Deck> Climb in these rolls of fat with me and see
[00:12] <+Deck> It's cozy
[00:12] * @ProfessorHazard pulls the tail until milk happens
[00:12] <+Deck> WRONG KIND OF MILK
[00:13] <@ProfessorHazard> but it was too late
[00:14] <@ProfessorHazard> professor hazard was dead
[00:14] <+Deck> and pregnant
[00:14] <@ProfessorHazard> degnant
[00:14] <+Haul> This is just like 24

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2005, 12:42:08 am »
Dr. Loomis and I had an interesting conversation earlier on AIM... and here it is:

troy n rowsdower: somebody on the Silent Hill forum has a very good question for a quote:  How the hell did Splinter get past immigration?
Bluejays flight: well ..... in a crate of fruit
troy n rowsdower: It would be funny if Splinter turned into a bananna instead of a rat
Bluejays flight: LOL
troy n rowsdower: you visualized the cartoon didn't you?
Bluejays flight: the turtles who had been near Omato Yoshi changed to be like humans
troy n rowsdower: 4 naked guys and a bananna
Bluejays flight: I who had lived in a fruit crate tiurned into a dancing banana
troy n rowsdower: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
troy n rowsdower: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Bluejays flight: *Turtles cut up the banana on their pizza*
troy n rowsdower: I'M MORE DISTURBED WITH THEM BEING 4 NAKED GUYS WITH A GIANT BANANNA
troy n rowsdower: YOUR NAMES ARRE MICHELANGELO, RAPHEL, LEONARDO, AND DONATELLO.

SO WHAT, ARE THOSE ARE STAGE NAMES?
troy n rowsdower: PUT ON THIS MASK
troy n rowsdower: O_O
Bluejays flight: Uh.... Why is the banana talking and where are our pants?
troy n rowsdower: I SHALL TEACH YOU THE MARTIAL ARTS.

IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAY THING?
Bluejays flight: Uh look... I'm going to go buy some pants... thanks... uh... Banana.... guy
troy n rowsdower: you must remain in the shadows.  the world is not ready for you.

No shit. we're naked
Bluejays flight: Dude... you're not one to talk... you're a giant friggin banana
troy n rowsdower: where did they get their weapons?
troy n rowsdower: I don't think Yoshi would be allowed on a plane with a friggin arsenal
Bluejays flight: plane? dude he came by boat
troy n rowsdower: either way, he's haulin all that shit all through the sewer?
Bluejays flight: I think he jacked a store
troy n rowsdower: yeah, honor and integrity my ass
Bluejays flight: I mean... where did they get the money to pay for those pizzas?
troy n rowsdower: they kill the delivery boy
troy n rowsdower: if the technadrome is under manhatten island, wouldn't they be flooded out?
troy n rowsdower: take a wrong turn or something?
Bluejays flight: better... wouldn't a machine that big that is drilling cause seismic disturbances?
troy n rowsdower: especially with that cavern in the first ep.  a building just collapses on the tec. end of show
Bluejays flight: yeah
troy n rowsdower: where did Krang and Shredder meet?  That's kind of a loose end
Bluejays flight: internet
Bluejays flight: both pretending to be chicks
troy n rowsdower: LOL
troy n rowsdower: they meet.  ah dammit
Bluejays flight: Oh well... give it a shot
troy n rowsdower: O_O
troy n rowsdower: what cha wanna do know?
troy n rowsdower: take over the world
Bluejays flight: yeah
Bluejays flight: I have this group of ninjas and stuff
troy n rowsdower: I got robots and shit
Bluejays flight: Um... are you from NewJersey or something?.... You look kinda weird
troy n rowsdower: says the guy with a cheese slicer on his head
Bluejays flight: at least i'm not a talking jello mold
Bluejays flight: Sooooo uh... why the "Foot" aren't there scarrier body parts?
troy n rowsdower: well we didn't want the whole "talk to the hand" thing and too many people came for "head" if you know what I mean
Bluejays flight: yeah but why not the "Demons eye" or the Black Heart? or the Dark Hand?
Bluejays flight: no I mean the foot? I just... I dunno, not striking terror
troy n rowsdower: all these biker gangs already took them.
troy n rowsdower: we narrowed it down to the "foot" or "crack of your ass"
Bluejays flight: Ah yeah
Bluejays flight: I can see why you went with "Foot"
troy n rowsdower: trust me you don't want to see what our graphic designers came up with for the other name
Bluejays flight: *shudders*
Bluejays flight: So uh... Dimension X..... is that what it's called there too? or like... is that what some scientist of Earth called it?
troy n rowsdower: no we voted for it.
troy n rowsdower: the rock soldiers thought it would be "cool"
Bluejays flight: yeah... yeah.... how did you MAKE them anyway? i mean... it's rock for christ sakes.
troy n rowsdower: we put a bunch of women alone on the planet and they got VERY lonely.  if you catch my drift
Bluejays flight: not really
troy n rowsdower: they got with the rocks
Bluejays flight: Oh..... wait?  That can't even work
troy n rowsdower: don't ask me how it just happened
Bluejays flight: weird
troy n rowsdower: yeah
troy n rowsdower: how does that fan weapon work?
Bluejays flight: You know... I really have no idea.... it was an accident really, we were trying to build a tapedeck into a fan... you know keep cool while listening to music?
troy n rowsdower: uh huh
troy n rowsdower: not playing,  I wonder what happened to Baxtor.  I know he turned into a fly, but what happened to him after that?
Bluejays flight: giant swatter
troy n rowsdower: hmm
Bluejays flight: huge can of raid?
troy n rowsdower: i don't remember that
troy n rowsdower: fly paper?
troy n rowsdower: just one sheet brought him down
Bluejays flight: windshield of one of those planes that hit the towers?
troy n rowsdower: why was baxtor there?
Bluejays flight: mutegin scientist
Bluejays flight: who was around mice, and just happened to touch a fly
troy n rowsdower: well that makes - HUUUHHH?!?!?
Bluejays flight: Rat king...... misunderstood? Or the Prequal to Willard?
troy n rowsdower: you know, I never saw the cartoon with him, or owned the toy.  The only time I saw him was in Turtles in Time
Bluejays flight: heh
Bluejays flight: he basically had control of rats... and used it to manipulate Splinter into attacking the turtles
troy n rowsdower: ooohh...whoopy doo.  I bet the Pied piper could kick his ass
Bluejays flight: HEH
Bluejays flight: not in the new cartoon, in the new cartoon he was able to beat the hell out of Leonardo
troy n rowsdower: leo sux anyway
Bluejays flight: yeah
One day, when the zombies rise and destroy humanity; I will survive, I will live on, I will take your best stuff for myself.

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #48 on: December 16, 2005, 01:03:17 am »
Doctor Loomis? Who's that? I swear I've heard the name somewhere before, I just can't put my finger on it.
Ten years to the minute, no longer in it.

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #49 on: December 16, 2005, 10:36:11 am »
She made, like 2 posts here.

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2005, 12:35:28 pm »
LOL .  I'm a guy.  I'm gonna try to post more.  I just got caught up on other forums.
Back off man, I'm a scientist.

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #51 on: December 27, 2005, 03:25:22 pm »
Here's the event which was months in the making!


[15:09] <Takato> You say your not holding any grudges but you just keep having these hate rades on Snipe hunt
[15:09] <@FyberOptic> no I did say I wasn't holding grudges
[15:09] <@FyberOptic> that all changed
[15:09] <@FyberOptic> I do have grudges and don't try to hide'em
[15:10] <@FyberOptic> I don't provoke others to go after prof like he did with brad on me
[15:10] <@FyberOptic> I say what I gotta say
[15:10] <Takato> Ok
[15:10] <Takato> Well yeah I'm just saying
[15:11] <Takato> http://www.fybertech.com/forums/index.php?topic=286.new#new
[15:11] <Takato> You might like this
[15:12] <Takato> I had a few things to say about a little website, well the guy that runs it.
[15:13] <Takato> :D
[15:13] <@FyberOptic> lol @ silly lies
[15:13] <@FyberOptic> why do you come in here and say you don't talk about me
[15:14] <@FyberOptic> when obviously you do!
[15:14] <Takato> I didn't
[15:14] <@FyberOptic> you liar
[15:14] <Takato> But you went and wrote a poem
[15:14] <@FyberOptic> you love to hear yourself talk to hard that you cum all over the screen everytime you record something
[15:14] <Takato> so I wrote one too
[15:15] <Takato> K fyber
[15:15] <Takato> Good to hear you imput
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> later cutgirl
[15:15] <Takato> Later
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> fag
[15:15] <Takato> Oh nice one
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> lol i know
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> it's like three letters
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> but it fits!
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> so are you going to sit here and wait to get banned?
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> so you can tell them everything that happened?
[15:15] <Takato> Yeah kinda
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> just like you've done the last 3 months?
[15:16] <Takato> So you going to do it or what?
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> nope!
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> I'm going to sit here and tell you how stupid you are
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> over and over
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> and over and over
[15:16] <Takato> k
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> just like Prof did
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> and you're such a pussy that you took it all!
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> you even came back multiple times
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> you must have nowhere to go
[15:17] <Takato> Oh I'm a pussy I'm not that one that fakes likeing everyone just cause he doesn't have the balls to be mean sometimes
[15:17] <@FyberOptic> lol you listen to every word prof says
[15:17] <Takato> You've always hated me but never has the stuff to say it
[15:17] <@FyberOptic> only because he offers you some small chance of being popular
[15:17] <@FyberOptic> you said things in your little mp3 which weren't even true
[15:17] <@FyberOptic> so you're not better than anyone else
[15:18] <Takato> Sure fyber your right (pat pat)
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> but the best part is that you'll never have your own website
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> because you had like, what, three, when I was making stuff for you?
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> you changed your ideas faster than ecto does
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> and I did them all for you
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> only for you to change them again
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> yet here you've paid prof some untold fortune to make you one
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> and yet there's nothing on it!
[15:19] <Takato> It's all just a hobby to me, unlike you I have a real life any from the computer
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> glad you got somebody better
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> again you assume to know me
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> just like they do!
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> so sad
[15:19] <Takato> Well I guess I'm just one of them... how sad
[15:20] <Takato> I'll go join them now.
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> you listen to a fat greedy man who said more bad things about you than you'll ever know
[15:20] * Takato (~labs@S01060050bf5103c9.va.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: later chat)
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> lol
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> I knew it all along
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> didn't i tell you guys
[15:20] <+Garshak> yar
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> banning him would have been zero fun
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> but I guess he kind of got off, thinking he had me told!
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> he'll go tell cutgirl and divad how awesome he was

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #52 on: December 27, 2005, 03:35:06 pm »
patter pat (fyber)
Ten years to the minute, no longer in it.

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #53 on: December 27, 2005, 05:34:29 pm »
I like this line most:

[15:17] <Takato> Oh I'm a pussy I'm not that one that fakes likeing everyone just cause he doesn't have the balls to be mean sometimes

I'm pretty sure he's been faking liking people at Fybertech for months!

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #54 on: December 27, 2005, 08:10:51 pm »
Such poor divad ffej cutgirl...takato.... um.... did I forget anything?
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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #55 on: December 27, 2005, 08:37:46 pm »
my best firends :(

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #56 on: December 28, 2005, 12:53:21 am »
[21:50]    <Armature>   oh my god, I thought this one passage from the bible said "Jesus gives a sermon on the Moon"
[21:50]    <shy>   god look at the porn he gots
[21:50]    <FyberOptic>   well somebody has to teach them moon people
[21:50]    <Buzzard>   I read that as "Jesus gives semon to the Moon"
[21:50]    <Sino>   haw
[21:50]    <Buzzard>   *semen
[21:51]    <Sino>   well somebody has to jizz on them moon people
[21:51]    <Prox>   well, somebody has to help reproduce them moon people.
[21:51]    <shy>   ok bank nber is
[21:51]    <Prox>   they have a limited population u kno
« Last Edit: December 29, 2005, 09:05:27 pm by Buzzard »
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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #57 on: December 28, 2005, 09:53:45 am »
Poor Endangered moon folk
One day, when the zombies rise and destroy humanity; I will survive, I will live on, I will take your best stuff for myself.

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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #58 on: January 03, 2006, 12:02:12 am »
They're really Cabbits (cat + rabbit) if Tenchi Muyo is to be believed (sorry, gf is making me watch it alot lately).
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Re: FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH
« Reply #59 on: January 03, 2006, 12:00:09 pm »
You watch of your own valition.
One day, when the zombies rise and destroy humanity; I will survive, I will live on, I will take your best stuff for myself.