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General Category => General Chatter => Topic started by: FyberOptic on October 03, 2005, 01:22:36 am
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I dunno what to call it. Gimme a better name and I'll change it! (NAME NOW CHANGED)
[02:01] <Haul> HA
[02:01] <Haul> HA
[02:01] <Haul> I AM USING THE INTERNET
[02:02] <FyberOptic> Would you like to go to a website? [Y/n]
[02:05] <Blazeman> ¡Ja ja ja! ¡Yo estoy usando el Interweb!
[02:05] <FyberOptic> Are you sure you wish to install Bonzai Buddy [Y/y]
[02:05] <Doctor_Worm> YES.
[02:06] <FyberOptic> Insufficient Disk Space, deleting C:\My Documents . . .
[02:08] <Doctor_Worm> I wonder if I needed that.
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Installation complete!
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install Alexa Toolbar? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install Stopzilla? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install Download Helper? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install My Search Bar? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Would you like to install 180 Solutions? [/]
[02:09] <FyberOptic> Installation complete!
[02:09] <Doctor_Worm> Alright, I'm ready to roll.
[02:10] <FyberOptic> *cdrom drive just starts ejecting over and over*
[02:12] <FyberOptic> Wold UODf fo click here for porn use thEHE INtet? [/n]
[02:13] <Doctor_Worm> Clicks.
[02:13] <Blazeman> Redirecting you to RikiKunioYtMND.ytmnd.com ...
[02:16] <FyberOptic> There is a problem with your network connection. Error #432455
[02:21] <FyberOptic> THE EMD?
[02:22] <Blazeman> Ctrl-Alt-Del Ctrl-Alt-Del Ctrl-Alt-Del Ctrl-Alt-Del Ctrl-Alt-Del
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IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF TRILL-O-RAMA
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I named the original trillo, I said for the billionth time. Let's call this new one "FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH".
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SECOND'D
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Better than what I got. I third it. THAT MAKES IT LAW.
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[22:19] <IceTyger> http://www.nanowrimo.org/
[22:19] <Buzzard> cheat commando action figures, of course
[22:19] <IceTyger> HEY GUYS, WANNA WRITE NOVELS NEXT MONTH?
[22:19] <Sino> Sup Ice.
[22:19] <GeekSpeakMike> YES.
[22:19] <GeekSpeakMike> HECK YES AT ALL.
[22:19] <+Boris> I've got mine all ready
[22:20] <Sino> ICE, YO A DADDY
[22:20] <IceTyger> Man, I spent all day text-messaging some girl with shitty jokes about gynocology and shit, man, don't go confusing my ass with your random shit.
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.
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This happened in #hazardlabs but still funny.
[18:30] <+Replay> American sitcoms tell me Jews require several layers of clothing to funtion at room temperature
[18:31] <+Vito> brtish sitcoms tell me that british man are very feminine
[18:31] <+Vito> and cross dressing is funny
[18:32] <+Replay> There is only one clothes department in Britain
[18:32] <+Replay> Even children have to dress like women
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Some time later.
[20:00] * Sonic2389423jhvrfhe is now known as Mets
[20:01] * stuff is now known as Rockete
[20:01] * Sega is now known as vito
[20:01] <Rockete> ^_^
[20:01] * vito is now known as Vito
[20:01] * DLHX[CityOfHeroes] is now known as DracoLordHavenX
[20:01] <Rockete> (rock eh T
[20:01] <+Vito> everybody change nick time
[20:01] * Deck is now known as MegaMan202
[20:02] * FyberOptic is now known as Fyberville
[20:02] <@Fyberville> latters dudes
[20:02] * DracoLordHavenX is now known as TheElongatedLeek
[20:02] * Joefus is now known as ZeRoR0x0r
[20:02] * Rockete is now known as shithead
[20:02] * Vito is now known as CrimsonSp4z
[20:02] * shithead is now known as Rockete
[20:02] <ZeRoR0x0r> zEro si teh bomb
[20:02] * Garshak is now known as L33T_M45T3R_Z4CK
[20:02] <TheElongatedLeek> Kiss me, I'm marketable!
[20:03] * L33T_M45T3R_Z4CK is now known as Neo
[20:03] * CrimsonSp4z is now known as nekonekochibichankun
[20:03] * ZeRoR0x0r is now known as Mario43JumpMan
[20:03] * Rockete is now known as fooberaptike
[20:03] <Neo> I defeated 1235 agent smiths with my bare hands, a pole, and this elongated leek
[20:03] <Mario43JumpMan> I can jump higher than a frog!
[20:03] <+nekonekochibichankun> *japanese words*
[20:04] * Mario43JumpMan is now known as SamusIsAGirl
[20:04] <SamusIsAGirl> Spoilarz
[20:04] <MegaMan202> I have more games than all of you
[20:04] <MegaMan202> I win]
[20:04] * nekonekochibichankun is now known as pwneriz3r
[20:04] <+pwneriz3r> n00bs
[20:04] <+pwneriz3r> i pwnzu al
[20:05] <+pwneriz3r> ihve ubar micro
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> sfu bich
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> i ban u
[20:05] * TheElongatedLeek sets mode +b on pwneriz3r
[20:05] * Neo is now known as I_YAM_ADMIN
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> now u ban k
[20:05] <+pwneriz3r> i Hak u
[20:05] <I_YAM_ADMIN> plz, only i can ban
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> omf u fuxing hax
[20:05] * SamusIsAGirl is now known as SSJ2534623_Jogeta
[20:05] <+pwneriz3r> hax ur comp
[20:05] <+pwneriz3r> i l33t
[20:05] <TheElongatedLeek> i gonna learn how to hack and come over and beat you up...!
[20:05] * I_YAM_ADMIN IP BANS pwneriz3r
[20:05] <SSJ2534623_Jogeta> 43AR My Powarz
[20:06] <I_YAM_ADMIN> god mode turn on!
[20:06] * Mets is now known as ProfesorHazard
[20:06] <ProfesorHazard> sup
[20:06] <ProfesorHazard> oh lordy the text
[20:06] * SSJ2534623_Jogeta fires giat energy blast
[20:06] <I_YAM_ADMIN> -white +yellow
[20:06] <ProfesorHazard> sup
[20:06] <+pwneriz3r> doges
[20:06] * fooberaptike is now known as ChibiChat
[20:06] <SSJ2534623_Jogeta> sarri mai blast blew up entire universe
[20:06] <SSJ2534623_Jogeta> u die
[20:06] * I_YAM_ADMIN is now known as MegaGirl
[20:06] <MegaGirl> YOU PIG FAT
[20:07] <MegaGirl> STINKY PROF
[20:07] <SSJ2534623_Jogeta> IAMTHESTRANGEST!1!!11!
[20:07] * pwneriz3r is now known as hamada
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> ::BGG::
[20:07] <+hamada> yeah, what now bitches
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> ::BGG::
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> ::BGG::
[20:07] <ChibiChat> *runs fram prof*
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaGirl> is little me, maybe kiss boyfriend
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG:: ::BGG::
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <MegaMan202> PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <ProfesorHazard> prnt
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:07] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <MegaGirl> NO FRAT
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] <+hamada> bye
[20:08] * SSJ2534623_Jogeta is now known as NickYoshi
[20:08] <MegaMan202> Maybe this was a bad idea
[20:08] <ChibiChat> killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill Prof!
[20:08] <NickYoshi> I'm Samus' son
[20:08] <MegaGirl> like we have better things to do
[20:08] <+hamada> and scene
[20:08] <NickYoshi> I'm so coll
[20:08] * TheElongatedLeek leaves forever.
[20:08] * hamada is now known as Vito
[20:08] * TheElongatedLeek has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
[20:08] <ProfesorHazard> more like the last elongated leek
[20:08] <MegaGirl> more like elongated up butts
[20:09] * ProfesorHazard abuses chat verbally
[20:09] * MegaGirl is now known as Gospel232
[20:09] * ProfesorHazard clutches chests for 10-20 minutes, leaps out fylock?
[20:09] * ChibiChat is now known as ChibiSkilt
[20:09] * ProfesorHazard is now known as Armature
[20:09] * NickYoshi is now known as Joefus
[20:09] <+Vito> more like imature
[20:10] <ChibiSkilt> i agreez
[20:10] * ChibiSkilt is now known as ChibiProf
[20:10] * ChibiProf is now known as Chibiyuck
[20:11] * Chibiyuck is now known as Chibiupyourz
[20:11] <Joefus> That was fun
[20:11] <Armature> yar
[20:11] <+Vito> and now its done
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[20:11} <Darth Ganondorf> Wtf?
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SHOPPED
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Ah this brings back memories.... OHGODNOTGOODONES!!!
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[10:31] <+Vito> it was related to ICeman from megaman I think
[10:31] <Joefus> DWN0000(?) Icemelon
[10:31] <Joefus> I forget Iceman's number
[10:32] <+Vito> DLN
[10:32] <+Vito> i tink
[10:33] <Joefus> duh dumb me
[10:33] <Joefus> I can't believe I forgot that
[10:34] <+Vito> it's k
[10:35] <Joefus> yeah but I pride myself on my MM knowledge
[10:35] <+Vito> well there are lots of robot masters
[10:35] <Joefus> IME A FAILRURE
[10:35] * Joefus breaks into tears
[10:36] * +Vito does somtehing to make it better?
[10:37] * Joefus takes vito wallet feels better
[10:37] <+Vito> ;-;
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i dont understand ???
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Just go along with it Kirby and slowly back away. Now on 3. 1...2..... what comes after two? OMFG we are doomed!
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*backs away*
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Hey im a full member! Whaho!
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lol
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[20:28] <Sino> still looks
[20:28] <DLHX[CoH]> Don't you look at me.
[20:28] <Sino> looks
[20:28] <DLHX[CoH]> Don't you look at me...!
[20:28] * Armature stares with blank face
[20:28] <Sino> looks at you
[20:28] <DLHX[CoH]> ARGAGHABABABABLE
[20:28] * DLHX[CoH] strips naked.
[20:28] <Sino> still looks
[20:28] <Armature> not look (-_-)
[20:28] <Prox> wh-
[20:28] * DLHX[CoH] stops for a long moment, thinks.
[20:28] <Sino> looks
[20:29] <Prox> egh-
[20:29] * DLHX[CoH] decides to stuff Sino in a trash compactor.
[20:29] <Sino> looks
[20:29] <Armature> best plan yet
[20:30] <Sino> looks into the sun
[20:30] <Sino> looks into your soul
[20:30] <DLHX[CoH]> lolplz
[20:30] <DLHX[CoH]> Mets doesn't have a soul...!
[20:30] <DLHX[CoH]> None of us do.
[20:30] <DLHX[CoH]> They left when we discovered the thing called the internet.
[20:30] <Armature> I keep it hidden from you freaks
[20:31] <Armature> freaks
[20:31] <Prox> quiet you.
[20:31] <Armature> freaks
[20:31] <Sino> finds it
[20:31] <Sino> humps it
[20:31] <Sino> dies
[20:31] <Armature> haha, that was fybers modem
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And who hasn't humped Fyber's modem at least once.
Bluejay says:
*waves*
Ash says:
helo
Bluejay says:
how's you?
Ash says:
tired
Bluejay says:
aww, me too
Bluejay says:
/naps at work
Ash says:
m g
Bluejay says:
*all monies gone when wake*
Ash says:
/naps in communal between-class area
Ash says:
*computer and peanut butter and jam sandwich gone when wake*
Bluejay says:
NOOOOO!!
Ash says:
m-my sammich...
Ash says:
;_;
Bluejay says:
/eating computer
Bluejay says:
help computer
Ash says:
awmph
Ash says:
no more sammich to steal
Ash says:
nn. I kind of hate having half an hour between classes.
Bluejay says:
/makes it an hour?
Ash says:
that would be awesome.
Ash says:
two hours = even better.
Bluejay says:
*makes three month break mandatory*
Ash says:
*school counters with having 3 months of straight classes between breaks*
Bluejay says:
*plays Christmas break in attack mode*
Ash says:
lol
Ash says:
brrrr
Ash says:
it's cold
Bluejay says:
*At OJ Simpson Trial*
Prosecution: I play DNA Evidence in attack mode!
Johnny Cochran: I Play Race Card, in defense mode! It's special ability lets me win the trial without even trying!
Ash says:
XD
Bluejay says:
Judge Ito: And the winner of this duel, OJ Simpson. Judgement by confusion!
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[21:44] <@Boris> and heck, I can whack people in the face now if the situation calls for it
[21:44] <@FyberOptic> macgyver did that once with a mop covered in spices
[21:45] <@FyberOptic> except then the guys all drove their car through the wall of the house
[21:45] <@FyberOptic> but then he sprayed pasta sauce through a vacuum cleaner into their faces
[21:45] <@Boris> thats how macgyver saved the day once agian
[21:45] <@FyberOptic> and a jar of money fell on their head
[21:45] <@FyberOptic> I'm not even making this stuff up
[21:46] <@Boris> I like how he has to stress that
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[18:56] <+Shadow> K im back
[18:57] * +Shadow (JavaUser@adsl-68-21-38-36.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net) Quit (Quit: later chat)
[18:58] <Buzzard> liar
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[18:56] * Guest69703 has joined #fybertech
[18:56] <+Sino> They say possibly tommorow now.
[18:57] <+Sino> \(^o^)/
[18:57] <Guest69703> hellow I just mad $100 off prof.
[18:57] <+Armature> ?
[18:57] * Guest69703 is now known as shy
[18:57] <+Sino> How.
[18:57] <@FyberOptic> O_o
[18:57] <+Sino> TELL ME
[18:58] <shy> fyber Prof is lost whith out you
[18:58] <@FyberOptic> b-but how did you mad $100
[18:58] <shy> ok
[18:58] <@FyberOptic> ok
[18:59] -FyberOptic:+#fybertech- goes home
[18:59] <+Sino> Who did you make that $100 buck?
[18:59] <shy> I had to fix some gliches in the site
[18:59] <+Sino> I call bullshit.
[18:59] -Boris:+#fybertech- lol wtf is he ramblin abouyt
[18:59] <@FyberOptic> like what
[18:59] <shy> like a thousend
[18:59] -FyberOptic:+#fybertech- he's off playing hero in his daydreams is all
[18:59] <+Sino> NAME ONE.
[18:59] <@FyberOptic> it was the binary code again
[19:00] <@FyberOptic> I KNEW IT
[19:00] <shy> the contracted vireses
[19:00] <shy> + that
[19:00] <+Sino> I never knew he had any.........!
[19:00] -Boris:+#fybertech- this is sad in an 'I know too much" kinda way
[19:00] <@FyberOptic> so prof already gave you the $100?
[19:00] <shy> hakers hit him hard
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> that's bad
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> I hate hackers
[19:01] <shy> it is in the bank
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> they tried to fuck me up once
[19:01] -Sino:+#fybertech- I want to laugh at this so hard
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> and then I said
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> plz
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> don't hack me guys
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> plz
[19:01] -Boris:+#fybertech- DO IT
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> then they were like
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> sry
[19:01] -Sino:+#fybertech- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> and then then hacked me
[19:01] <shy> amen
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> I pooped in my pants a little bit
[19:01] <@FyberOptic> I'm still wearing those pants :(
[19:01] -Sino:+#fybertech- CLASSIC
[19:01] <+Armature> the hacker was me
[19:01] <shy> kill
[19:02] -Sino:+#fybertech- LOLS some more
[19:02] -Sino:+#fybertech- Should we tell him?
[19:02] <@FyberOptic> so did you tell prof about the hackers
[19:03] <shy> my job is to clean up the messes your kind mack
[19:03] <shy> yes
[19:03] <@FyberOptic> where did you talk to him
[19:03] -Sino:+#fybertech- I'm crying here.
[19:03] <shy> Aim
[19:03] -Boris:+#fybertech- your kind?
[19:04] -FyberOptic:+#fybertech- he's talking about mets
[19:04] <@FyberOptic> good thing we have you on the internet
[19:04] <@FyberOptic> those hackers are still after me
[19:04] -Sino:+#fybertech- I think hes going all Clint Eastwood on us.
[19:04] -Boris:+#fybertech- I have no idea what that means
[19:04] <shy> it figers prof only likes me when I am usful
[19:04] <@FyberOptic> yeah .. . .
[19:04] -Sino:+#fybertech- He's being a badass.
[19:05] <@Boris> well yeah
[19:05] -Sino:+#fybertech- Or at least tring to.
[19:05] <@Boris> prof sure likes folks that can do their job
[19:05] <shy> fyber if hackers hit here I get them for free
[19:05] <@FyberOptic> I guess shy will build his site from now on
[19:05] <@FyberOptic> with firewalls and logic gates and stuff
[19:06] <+Armature> HEY FYBER
[19:06] <+Armature> I'M IN YOUR COMPUTER
[19:06] <@Boris> logic gates are important for a good site
[19:06] <@FyberOptic> SPOT IT
[19:06] <shy> ok
[19:06] <@FyberOptic> SPOT IT
[19:06] <@FyberOptic> SPOT IT
[19:06] <+Armature> YOU GOT SOME GOOD PORN
[19:06] -Sino:+#fybertech- I want to tell him he's an idiot so hard
[19:06] -Boris:+#fybertech- this is funnier
[19:06] -FyberOptic:+#fybertech- lol he's too funny to talk to
[19:06] <shy> stop or deth
[19:06] -Boris:+#fybertech- lets see if we can make him use logic gates and website in a sentance
[19:06] <+Armature> o-oh god, this one sick
[19:06] <@Boris> good ultimatum
[19:06] <@FyberOptic> plx
[19:06] <@FyberOptic> mets
[19:06] <@FyberOptic> stop hax me
[19:06] <@FyberOptic> i thot we were firends
[19:06] <shy> mets die
[19:06] <@FyberOptic> my firewalls are dying :(
[19:07] <+Armature> Hey Fyber, smwech
[19:07] -Sino:+#fybertech- Firewalls = Virginity?
[19:07] -Boris:+#fybertech- mets quit with like an 'anti-hacked!' quit message
[19:07] <shy> 1000111km1-11-1--1-1-11-1-1-1-1--1--1-,1-1-.1-11-1i1c10-1-c-11-1-1-c
[19:07] <@FyberOptic> OSHIT
[19:07] <+Armature> I'm hacking Boris now
[19:07] * +Armature types rapidly on keyboard
[19:07] <@Boris> Mets, you'd better stop, my college will catch you
[19:07] <@Boris> they know how to use logic gates for defense!
[19:07] <@FyberOptic> oh no he's in the server
[19:03] * Armature (Quit: ANTI-HACKED)
* Rejoined channel #fybertech
[19:08] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Armature
[19:08] <+Sino> O NO HES BACK
[19:08] <+Armature> AHAHAHAH
[19:08] <+Sino> GET HIM FRIEND SHY
[19:08] <@FyberOptic> SHIT THE FIREWALLS
[19:08] <@Boris> shy, did you use logic gates on him?
[19:08] <+Armature> YOU CAN'T STOP ME FOR LONG
[19:08] <@Boris> I'm trying to learn those
[19:08] <+Armature> SHYHAIR, I'M IN YOUR INTERNET
[19:09] -Sino:+#fybertech- i peed myself a little
[19:09] <+Armature> I'M DELITING YOUR FILES
[19:09] <+Armature> YOU BETTER SHUT DOWN BEFORE I GET TO CRITICAL STUFF
[19:09] <@FyberOptic> hey did you hack the labs?
[19:09] <shy> ha ha ha hs
[19:09] -Sino:+#fybertech- SHIT COVERS BLOWN!
[19:09] -> -@+#fybertech- I call trill rights
[19:09] <shy> ha trap
[19:09] * shy has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
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THE PUINISHMENT GOES ON FOREVER
[17:34] * Guest15351 is now known as SHY
[17:34] <+Sino> sup
[17:34] <SHY> @ me it's realoded
[17:35] <mets> Sup? I h@x mor.
[17:36] <+Sino> HE GETTING MY COMPUTER AGAIN
[17:36] <+Sino> HELP COMPUTER
[17:36] <mets> I AM GIVINGE YOU BRANE DAMAGE!
[17:36] <+Sino> HGHSFDGGFJHGDKIEWFBHFDHBSHGFDJIP GIsjfngjh8495rg6 gj
[17:37] <mets> HA HA HA
[17:37] * Boris sets mode: +v wlkin_bilboard
[17:37] <SHY> mets last time you may have surrvied but gardeien is at full power boris @ me so I can finish this
[17:37] <+Sino> nhkjafsfnsvsfdc
[17:37] -> -@+#fybertech- i want to cry
[17:37] * Boris sets mode: +o SHY
[17:37] <mets> O NO
[17:37] -wlkin_bilboard:+#fybertech- in case nobody heard me, so why did no-one trill the last bit?
[17:37] * SHY sets mode: -o mets
[17:37] * SHY sets mode: +b mets!*@*
[17:37] * mets was kicked by SHY (mets)
[17:37] <+Sino> b/c lazy
[17:37] <+Sino> but donut worry
[17:38] -> -@+#fybertech- Sequal= worst than first.
[17:38] * Boris sets mode: -o SHY
[17:38] <@Boris> thanks for help
[17:39] <SHY> that is it keep me that so I can downlode gardien
[17:39] <SHY> quikly
[17:39] <SHY> ok
[17:39] * Met5 has joined #fybertech
[17:39] -> -@+#fybertech- I think this kid has been playing too much Mega Man Battle Network.
[17:39] <Met5> I COME FROM SPACE
[17:40] <SHY> QUIKLy
[17:40] <Met5> LOL
[17:40] <SHY> +0
[17:40] -wlkin_bilboard:+#fybertech- give met5 @
[17:40] <@Boris> ARGH HAX
[17:40] <@Boris> STOP
[17:40] * Boris sets mode: +o Met5
[17:40] -wlkin_bilboard:+#fybertech- BOOT HIMMMM
[17:40] <@Met5> RAR
[17:40] * SHY has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
[17:40] <@Met5> That was fun
[17:40] <@Boris> Haw'
[17:40] <+Sino> I love it
[17:41] <@Met5> And it goes on and on!
AND ON AND ON
[17:53] <Guest45328> hello
[17:54] <+Joefus> sup guy
[17:54] <+Sino> I so have my Holloween under control.
[17:54] <+Sino> I got it going on.
[17:55] <+Sino> ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt
[17:55] <+Joefus> hey lookie mets is an admin
[17:55] <@Met5> Yo
[17:55] <+wlkin_bilboard> what a fag
[17:56] <@Met5> :(
[17:56] * +Joefus sees double explodes
[17:56] <+Sino> I hate him.
[17:56] <+wlkin_bilboard> HATE METS FATTER PIG
[17:57] <@Met5> /quit internet
[17:57] * Guest45328 is now known as SHY
[17:57] <SHY> now boris
[17:57] <SHY> now
[17:57] <SHY> +o
[17:58] <SHY> this ends now
[17:58] -> -@+#fybertech- + @ me, yo.
[17:58] <+Sino> You will see the funny.
[17:58] * Boris sets mode: +o Sino
[17:59] <SHY> +o to me
[17:59] <@Sino> SHIT
[17:59] <@Sino> THAT METS FIEND.
[17:59] <@Sino> WE MUST GET HIM
[17:59] <@Met5> HA HA HA
[17:59] <SHY> sino ban him now
[17:59] <@Met5> I AM USNIG TEH INTERNET
[18:00] <@Sino> ILL GET HIM
[18:00] <@Met5> NOOOOOOOO
[18:00] <SHY> livethen buster 11010100110101010100101 ativate
[18:00] * Met5 was kicked by Sino (YOU EVIL MAN.)
[18:00] <SHY> got him
[18:02] * Jimbo has joined #fybertech
[18:02] <Jimbo> SNUP IN HER?
[18:02] <+wlkin_bilboard> i snupped ur mom
[18:02] <+Joefus> we were suffering hackers
[18:02] <SHY> darn I toke some damage I had to link dretly to his computer
[18:03] <Jimbo> once i knew a hacker
[18:03] <Jimbo> he called himself mets
[18:03] <@Sino> He was eviler man.
[18:03] <Jimbo> he was secretly a program made by rissia to destroy nasa
[18:03] <SHY> but I kill him and his fire hall
[18:03] <Jimbo> Like that program in thet movie
[18:04] <Jimbo> You seen that movie?
[18:04] <Jimbo> !?!
[18:04] * Jimbo has left #fybertech
[18:04] <SHY> maby I shoud explain things like mets comeing back
[18:05] * met5 has joined #fybertech
[18:05] <SHY> ok
[18:05] <met5> RARR
[18:05] * Sino sets mode: +o met5
[18:05] <@met5> I AM BREAK YOUR INTERNET
[18:05] * SHY has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
[18:05] <@Sino> We have secret shy.
[18:05] <@Sino> YAY!
[18:05] * Guest58390 has joined #fybertech
[18:05] <@Sino> Shy.
[18:05] <Guest58390> no
[18:06] * Guest58390 is now known as DM
[18:06] <@Sino> DM?
[18:06] <@met5> YOU CNa'T fooOL THE ComUNIS ROBOT oF DOom
[18:06] <@Sino> WE KILL AT DAWN
[18:06] * @Sino runs towards shy, with knife and guns.
[18:07] <@met5> 0418 0441 043a 0430 0442 044c 0432 0440 0443 0441 0441 043a 043e 043c 0438 043d 0442 0435 0440 043d 0435 0442 0435
[18:07] * Guest38438 has joined #fybertech
[18:07] * Guest38438 is now known as SHy
[18:07] <@met5> 0418 0441 043a 0430 0442 044c 0432 0440 0443 0441 0441 043a 043e 043c 0438 043d 0442 0435 0440 043d 0435 0442 0435
[18:07] * SHy is now known as SHY
[18:07] <@Sino> GET HIM
[18:07] * @Sino runs toward shy
[18:07] <@Sino> WE ATTACK
[18:07] <@Sino> WE ATTACK
[18:07] <@met5> 0414 043b 044f 044d 043a 043e 043d 043e 043c 0438 0438 0432 0440 0435 043c 0435 043d 0438 043d 0430 0436 0438 043c 0430 0439 0442 0435 043a 043b 0430 0432 0438 0448 0443 " 0412 0432 043e 0434" 043d 0430 043a 043b 0430 0432 0438 0430 0442 0443 0440 0435 0432 043c 0435 0441 0442 043e 043a 043d 043e 043f 043a 0438 " 041f 043e 0438 0441 043a" 043d 0430 044d 043a 0440 0430 043d 0435
[18:07] <DM> +o 519227210173237474321-14327471274-32-53785-54-43754354-1543 BYE BYE
[18:08] <+wlkin_bilboard> what the shit
[18:08] <+Joefus> zpboiyicxb12-9459zocipxby
[18:08] <+Joefus> oh shit
[18:08] <@met5> 0423 0431 0435 0434 0438 0442 0435 0441 044c, 0447 0442 043e 0432 0441 0435 0423 0431 0435 0434 0438 0442 0435 0441 044c, 0423 0431 0435 0434 0438 0442 0435 0441 044c, 0447 0442 043e 0432 0441 0435 0441 043b 043e 0432 0430 043d 0430 043f 0438 0441 0430 043d 044b 0431 0435 0437 043e 0448 0438 0431 043e 043a 0441 043b 043e 0432 0430 043d 0430 043f 0438 0441 0430 043d 044b 0431 0435 0437 043e 0448 0438 0431 043e 043a 0
[18:08] <SHY> DM dubel-
[18:08] <DM> crusher
[18:09] <@Sino> IM BEING HACKED
[18:09] <@Sino> WATCH OUT
[18:09] <@met5> 043e 0448 0438 0437 0431, 043e 0448 0438 0437 0431, 043e 0448 0438 0437 0431
[18:09] <DM> +o now
[18:09] <SHY> +o now
[18:10] * met5 was kicked by Sino (met5)
[18:10] <SHY> 10101010290210942092395657846567gvh87v6nc1km0cx79y75y75y7x5c80x5c55h78907450c60614c1801754654vv9v5543-54v0-54843895498-7435n054790540 54v7- n 88785454vnv44754-mn4v4-8754v-84343940-45954-9mn-89
[18:10] <@Sino> SHY
[18:10] <@Sino> He's gone!
[18:10] <@Sino> No worrts!
[18:11] <@Sino> We need you to leave.
[18:11] <@Sino> The labs are being hacked.
[18:11] <DM> on he was kicked not band
[18:11] * SHY has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
[18:12] <+Joefus> and thus the day was saved~
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[09:19] <Bluejay> my laptop and I are more alike then ever today
[09:19] <Bluejay> it has a screw loose
[09:19] <+Deck> And it burns your crotch?
[09:19] <+DLHX[CoH]> Except when you live in an oven, in which case, jog under cover of darkness and pretend to be a super spy, while stealing lawn ornaments.
[09:20] <Bluejay> yes... and it burns my crotch -_-
[09:21] <Bluejay> there I have screwed my laptop
[09:21] <Bluejay> ..... wait....
[09:21] <Bluejay> that didn't sound right
[09:21] <+DLHX[CoH]> I think you may need to see a doctor.
[09:21] <+DLHX[CoH]> You may have gotten something from it.
[09:21] <Bluejay> no she's clean
[09:22] <+DLHX[CoH]> I dunno...if you screw a loose comp, and then your crotch starts burning...
[09:22] <+DLHX[CoH]> I mean, it's not like I would know.
[09:23] <+Deck> lollll draco
[09:23] <Bluejay> HEY! you're talking about my lover there.. watch it or I'll be honor bound to defend her
[09:24] <Bluejay> still... I wish she wouldn't use shareware or upload to so many servers... it cheapens everything you know...
[09:24] <Bluejay> I mean... I don't want to call her a slut... but interfacing with so many people..... she wasn't like that when I first got her
[09:26] <Bluejay> LOL and as I type that "Everybodys Fool" by Evanesance plays
[09:26] <+Deck> I hope the people she's wth are wearing firewalls
[09:26] <+Deck> Don't want to go spreading it
[09:28] <Bluejay> My God... Deck.. you... you don't think she's.... I mean she's wireless capable... but she wouldn't... use P2P would she?
[09:29] <+Deck> You know how that Advent Children is all the kink today
[09:29] <Bluejay> Oh god... I... I heard but.... I can't believe she would do this to me
[09:29] * Bluejay cries
[09:29] <Bluejay> THAT BITCH!
[09:29] <+Deck> Aren't you typing on her right now?
[09:30] <Bluejay> O.O
[09:30] <Bluejay> You're right!
[09:30] <+DLHX[CoH]> Don't worry, Bluejay. What you need to do now is confront her with this.
[09:30] <Bluejay> b-but how?
[09:30] <+Deck> Quick! Hit her with a system restore to block her memory!
[09:30] <+Deck> Or that
[09:30] <+Deck> Sure
[09:30] <+DLHX[CoH]> Pretend to be one of her internet lovers and catch her in the act.
[09:30] <+DLHX[CoH]> That's the mature thing to do.
[09:31] <Bluejay> you're right... and then omnce she's caught... I'll smash her with a hammer
[09:31] <Bluejay> once
[09:31] <Bluejay> thanks guys... you're true friends
[09:32] <+DLHX[CoH]> No problem.
[09:32] * Bluejay hides on the internet posing as a piece of spyware*
[09:32] <+DLHX[CoH]> But don't forget to create a false accent, peferably Russian, wear a large trenchcoat, and black shades.
[09:32] <Bluejay> dah
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[05:46] <+Deck> http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=595
[05:47] <Bluejay> how manly are you?
[05:47] <+DLHX[CoH]> Not as manly for them, that's for sure.
[05:47] <+DLHX[CoH]> *as them
[05:48] <+Deck> the key is the punchline
[05:48] <+DLHX[CoH]> Yeah, I get it.
[05:48] <+DLHX[CoH]> Impregnating girlfriends has consquences.
[05:48] <+DLHX[CoH]> *have
[05:48] <+Deck> I think the true funny of this strip is this
[05:48] <+Deck> 1. both the pounding of the nails and the impregnating at the same time
[05:49] <+Deck> 2. at first you think that is awesome
[05:49] <+Deck> 3. the punchline hits you that it is really dumb
[05:49] <+Deck> This comic makes my intellectual!
[05:49] <+Deck> me
[05:49] <+Deck> sdjnvfsodjsdev
[19:50] <+Deck> Can you see Swiper?
[19:50] <+Deck> We have to say, "Swiper no swiping"
[19:50] <+Deck> Do you see him?
[19:51] <+Armature> SWIPER NO SWIPING YOU STUPID FUCK
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[11:05] <Bluejay> I go to see Harry Potter again today
[11:05] <Prox> I'm seeing it for the first time today.
[11:05] <Bluejay> did you read the book?
[11:05] <Prox> yeah.
[11:05] <Bluejay> SPOILER WARNING!!!
[11:06] <Bluejay> The movie has Harry Potter in it
[11:06] <Prox> NOOOOO
[11:06] <Prox> YOU BITCH
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[21:31] <SHY> hello
[21:32] <@FyberOptic> sups
[21:33] <SHY> Fyber long time no see
[21:33] <SHY> how is things here
[21:33] <+Iddi> fyber, google's fine here
[21:34] <+Iddi> a bit slow maybe
[21:34] <+Iddi> but that's all
[21:34] <@FyberOptic> things are good with fybar
[21:34] <@FyberOptic> also still no google here
[21:34] <SHY> ok but did anyone do a stupid thing
[21:35] <+Prox> google's shedding its waste on me also.
[21:35] <SHY> wial I was away
[21:36] <+Prox> I'm pretty sure that we're all un-stupid here at fybertech!!
[21:36] <SHY> google's not going to hurt me or I will sue
[21:37] <+Armature> Google's outside your house
[21:37] <@FyberOptic> google is so down that the analytics stuff on fybertech is preventing the site from loading quick
[21:37] <+Armature> He's going to rape you and your family
[21:37] <SHY> what
[21:37] <+Sino> it works like a charm for me
[21:37] <SHY> ???
[21:37] <@FyberOptic> hackers
[21:37] <@FyberOptic> is what
[21:38] <SHY> o
[21:38] <+Prox> all over the place.
[21:38] <+Sino> I do not know what you are talking about!
[21:38] <@FyberOptic> imma reset my router in case it's that
[21:38] <+Sino> Google is faster then ever for me
[21:38] -Prox:+#fybertech- plz to palying along
[21:38] -> -@+#fybertech- ohhhh
[21:39] <+Sino> Wait.
[21:39] <+Sino> Nevermind.
[21:39] <SHY> time to take coshion
[21:39] <+Sino> I got a message saying "You are about to be hacked."
[21:39] <+Sino> OHSHI
[21:39] <SHY> cation
[21:39] * Sino is now known as haker
[21:39] <+haker> sup fybes
[21:39] <+haker> i hak you
[21:40] <@FyberOptic> D:
[21:40] <+haker> hak hak hak hak hak
[21:40] <+haker> hak hak hak hak hak
[21:40] <+haker> hak hak hak hak hak
[21:40] <+haker> hak hak hak hak hak
[21:40] <+haker> i c ur files
[21:40] <@FyberOptic> plxl
[21:40] <+haker> you still got gud porn
[21:40] <SHY> o good god!!!
[21:40] <+Prox> 9 terabytes of it.
[21:40] <+haker> ime delete ur shit!!1!!1111!!
[21:41] * +haker dletes everything lolololololollolololololo
[21:41] <SHY> ha ha ha ha!!!
[21:41] <+Prox> omg my browser
[21:41] <+haker> ur windows?
[21:41] <+haker> ya rite
[21:41] <+haker> deletes
[21:41] <SHY> ha ha ha ha
[21:41] <+haker> files and setters?
[21:41] <+haker> fuk that
[21:41] <+haker> now to take all of ur porn
[21:41] * +Prox has disconnected (disconnect: olu8 jkee 203 ---')
[21:42] <+haker> on my flash drive
[21:42] <SHY> HA HA HA!!!
[21:42] <+haker> u can see i already got pox
[21:42] <+haker> who next
[21:42] <+Armature> mor lik u got but pox
[21:42] <SHY> HA HA HA !
[21:42] -Prox:+#fybertech- smallpox?
[21:42] * +haker hacks armchair
[21:42] <+Armature> u cnat get pats my fierwall
[21:42] -> -@+#fybertech- lol i mene prox
[21:42] <SHY> HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:42] <+haker> gets past it with a bucket of water
[21:43] <+Armature> :(
[21:43] -Prox:+#fybertech- water bete fier lolol
[21:43] * +Armature has quit chat (IRC: u suck)
[21:43] <+haker> mrfyber
[21:43] <+haker> i take ur site
[21:43] <SHY> me/laphs at haker HA HA HA!!
[21:43] <+haker> why laugh
[21:44] <SHY> stupid
[21:44] <+haker> y stupid?
[21:44] <SHY> you
[21:44] <@FyberOptic> :(((9
[21:44] -> -@+#fybertech- remember to trill this
[21:44] <SHY> you can't kill me
[21:44] <+haker> u call me stupid?
[21:44] <+haker> HAK
[21:44] <+haker> hak hak hak hak hak
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This comes from our firends at 4chan (with unimportant comments removed):
Poll:
A)Yes I own a 360 and love it
B)Yes I own a 360 and regret buying it
C)No I don't have a 360 but I want one
D)No I don't have a 360 and NEVER want one
E)PS3 RULZ LOLZ
i hate polls, they never give logical or neutral responses.
F) I am not interested in buying/owning the system, but i wouldnt mind playing it.
you could be C then.
no, no i wouldnt.
there's a big difference between playing a virtual boy, and owning one.
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that would be about $75 and 2 seizures?
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I played that there Virtual Boy, it wasn't half bad actually, I had fun.
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I just thought it was funny how he compared the success of the 360 to that of the Virtual Boy. The Virtual Boy was fun, for a little while, and not something I'd have bought.
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[11:38] <@Boris> physics zombies still seems like an idea
[11:39] <@Boris> I dunno how good though
[11:39] <+Bluejay> huh
[11:39] <+Bluejay> n_n
[11:39] <@Boris> it was this asleep idea I had about 36 hours ago
[11:39] <+Bluejay> ah I see
[11:39] <@Boris> where you have flash games with zombies
[11:39] <@Boris> where you're actually learning physics
[11:39] <+Bluejay> I see
[11:39] <@Boris> shameless edutainment
[11:39] <+Bluejay> angles and impact and such
[11:39] <@Boris> yeah
[11:40] <@Boris> calculate how long it takes the giant block to fall - so you can smash a zombie with it
[11:40] <+DracoLordHavenX> Wasn't there the same thing for a typing game?
[11:40] <@Boris> yeah
[11:40] <@Boris> I imagine
[11:40] <+Bluejay> TYPING OF THE DEAD
[11:40] <+DracoLordHavenX> Like, this Mario typing game so long ago, you needed to type something before the Thomp fell on you.
[11:42] <+Bluejay> I had a dream once where in I had an idea for the Harry Potter universe, it was basically a magical walkie talkie
[11:43] <+Bluejay> it was weird, like a pair of pendants that were enchanted so the wearers could communicate over any distance, and they could only communicate with each other
[11:44] <@Boris> that sounds like a cool thing to put in any story really
[11:45] <+Bluejay> Yeah I can't remember what I called them...
[11:48] <+Bluejay> something pagers.... i can't remember
[11:51] <+Bluejay> anyway
[11:52] <+Bluejay> I'll use them in my stories and create a new name, fell free to steel the idea so long as you give me credit
Side note: Below is my design for Mystic Pagers as seen in MS Paint. I wish I could draw and had a scanner...
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That thing Draco was referring to was called Mario Teaches Typing. I used to play it all the time, because it was surprisingly fun for a typing game.
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More fun than Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, that's for sure.
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More fun than Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, that's for sure.
Damn strait.
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I still type using hunt and peck, AND DAMMIT IT WARKS!!
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My dad's old boss did that, because he learned how to type on a typewriter. It's actually pretty cool to watch people type like that at a million miles an hour.
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You have to press the keys so hard on old-fashioned typewriters that it left me with a sore penis.
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Uh Fyber... it's called "Hunt and peck" not "hunt with pecker" you use your fingers.
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Nobody ever told me that.
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So that's why my keyboard was sticky and smelled funny.
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Caution: Cardmaster In-jokes ahoy!
[21:37] <+Garshak> VCH1 I love the 90's
[21:37] <+Blazeman> Way to VCH, Shuryou.
[21:38] <+Garshak> blar, i mean VH1
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[20:14] <+Deck> Give it- Give it up- Give it- Give it up-YOOOOOOO~!
[20:14] <Vito> cue the rapper
[20:14] <Vito> *cues to a shot of a clerk wrapping gifts for christmas*
[20:14] <Vito> or hanukah
[20:14] <+Garshak> *Naruto bursts in with guitar rifts
[20:15] <+Deck> *mosh pitters jump around the gift wrapper as if it's the most awesome thing ever*
[20:15] <+Armature> *It's just Deck and Armature*
[20:15] <+Deck> WOOOOOOOOOO
[20:15] * +Armature punches Deck in face
[20:15] <+Deck> YEAH!
[20:15] <+Armature> WHOOOOO-HOO-HOOO
[20:16] * +Deck jumps up and down in the table, wrapper calmly tries to finish his work
[20:16] * +Armature grabs a sheet, wraps it around Deck
[20:16] <+Deck> OH YEAH WOOOOOO
[20:17] <+Garshak> i feel crazy stupid, so maybe there will be a RP in abit
[20:17] * magus has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
[20:17] * +Deck kneels down and starts humping Arma's head
[20:17] <+Deck> YEAAAAAAAAAH
[20:17] * +Armature shoves him down stairs
[20:17] <+Deck> ROCK ON
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[21:46] <Mets-GAME> http://www.fybertech.com/fychan/img/11337540871678.png
[21:46] <+Deck> what the hell
[21:46] <Mets-GAME> brb
[21:46] <+Deck> oh my god
[21:46] <+Deck> GET BACK HERE
[21:46] <+Deck> DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS
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[20:14] <+Deck> Give it- Give it up- Give it- Give it up-YOOOOOOO~!
[20:14] <Vito> cue the rapper
[20:14] <Vito> *cues to a shot of a clerk wrapping gifts for christmas*
[20:14] <Vito> or hanukah
[20:14] <+Garshak> *Naruto bursts in with guitar rifts
[20:15] <+Deck> *mosh pitters jump around the gift wrapper as if it's the most awesome thing ever*
[20:15] <+Armature> *It's just Deck and Armature*
[20:15] <+Deck> WOOOOOOOOOO
[20:15] * +Armature punches Deck in face
[20:15] <+Deck> YEAH!
[20:15] <+Armature> WHOOOOO-HOO-HOOO
[20:16] * +Deck jumps up and down in the table, wrapper calmly tries to finish his work
[20:16] * +Armature grabs a sheet, wraps it around Deck
[20:16] <+Deck> OH YEAH WOOOOOO
[20:17] <+Garshak> i feel crazy stupid, so maybe there will be a RP in abit
[20:17] * magus has quit IRC (Quit: later chat)
[20:17] * +Deck kneels down and starts humping Arma's head
[20:17] <+Deck> YEAAAAAAAAAH
[20:17] * +Armature shoves him down stairs
[20:17] <+Deck> ROCK ON
That was when I said to Garshak on CMC "Set Sail for One Post!"
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I don't even remember you being in the chat yesterday!
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[00:10] <@ProfessorHazard> i need breast milk from a cambodian immigrant
[00:10] <+Deck> gender preference?
[00:10] <@ProfessorHazard> it's all good
[00:10] * +Deck gets Jabba The Hutt
[00:11] <@ProfessorHazard> MILK HIM
[00:11] <@SenorBooyah> www.snipe-hunt.com
[00:11] * +Deck puts on straw hat and overalls, gets to it
[00:11] <@ProfessorHazard> where is the teat
[00:11] <+Deck> Climb in these rolls of fat with me and see
[00:12] <+Deck> It's cozy
[00:12] * @ProfessorHazard pulls the tail until milk happens
[00:12] <+Deck> WRONG KIND OF MILK
[00:13] <@ProfessorHazard> but it was too late
[00:14] <@ProfessorHazard> professor hazard was dead
[00:14] <+Deck> and pregnant
[00:14] <@ProfessorHazard> degnant
[00:14] <+Haul> This is just like 24
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Dr. Loomis and I had an interesting conversation earlier on AIM... and here it is:
troy n rowsdower: somebody on the Silent Hill forum has a very good question for a quote: How the hell did Splinter get past immigration?
Bluejays flight: well ..... in a crate of fruit
troy n rowsdower: It would be funny if Splinter turned into a bananna instead of a rat
Bluejays flight: LOL
troy n rowsdower: you visualized the cartoon didn't you?
Bluejays flight: the turtles who had been near Omato Yoshi changed to be like humans
troy n rowsdower: 4 naked guys and a bananna
Bluejays flight: I who had lived in a fruit crate tiurned into a dancing banana
troy n rowsdower: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
troy n rowsdower: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Bluejays flight: *Turtles cut up the banana on their pizza*
troy n rowsdower: I'M MORE DISTURBED WITH THEM BEING 4 NAKED GUYS WITH A GIANT BANANNA
troy n rowsdower: YOUR NAMES ARRE MICHELANGELO, RAPHEL, LEONARDO, AND DONATELLO.
SO WHAT, ARE THOSE ARE STAGE NAMES?
troy n rowsdower: PUT ON THIS MASK
troy n rowsdower: O_O
Bluejays flight: Uh.... Why is the banana talking and where are our pants?
troy n rowsdower: I SHALL TEACH YOU THE MARTIAL ARTS.
IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAY THING?
Bluejays flight: Uh look... I'm going to go buy some pants... thanks... uh... Banana.... guy
troy n rowsdower: you must remain in the shadows. the world is not ready for you.
No shit. we're naked
Bluejays flight: Dude... you're not one to talk... you're a giant friggin banana
troy n rowsdower: where did they get their weapons?
troy n rowsdower: I don't think Yoshi would be allowed on a plane with a friggin arsenal
Bluejays flight: plane? dude he came by boat
troy n rowsdower: either way, he's haulin all that shit all through the sewer?
Bluejays flight: I think he jacked a store
troy n rowsdower: yeah, honor and integrity my ass
Bluejays flight: I mean... where did they get the money to pay for those pizzas?
troy n rowsdower: they kill the delivery boy
troy n rowsdower: if the technadrome is under manhatten island, wouldn't they be flooded out?
troy n rowsdower: take a wrong turn or something?
Bluejays flight: better... wouldn't a machine that big that is drilling cause seismic disturbances?
troy n rowsdower: especially with that cavern in the first ep. a building just collapses on the tec. end of show
Bluejays flight: yeah
troy n rowsdower: where did Krang and Shredder meet? That's kind of a loose end
Bluejays flight: internet
Bluejays flight: both pretending to be chicks
troy n rowsdower: LOL
troy n rowsdower: they meet. ah dammit
Bluejays flight: Oh well... give it a shot
troy n rowsdower: O_O
troy n rowsdower: what cha wanna do know?
troy n rowsdower: take over the world
Bluejays flight: yeah
Bluejays flight: I have this group of ninjas and stuff
troy n rowsdower: I got robots and shit
Bluejays flight: Um... are you from NewJersey or something?.... You look kinda weird
troy n rowsdower: says the guy with a cheese slicer on his head
Bluejays flight: at least i'm not a talking jello mold
Bluejays flight: Sooooo uh... why the "Foot" aren't there scarrier body parts?
troy n rowsdower: well we didn't want the whole "talk to the hand" thing and too many people came for "head" if you know what I mean
Bluejays flight: yeah but why not the "Demons eye" or the Black Heart? or the Dark Hand?
Bluejays flight: no I mean the foot? I just... I dunno, not striking terror
troy n rowsdower: all these biker gangs already took them.
troy n rowsdower: we narrowed it down to the "foot" or "crack of your ass"
Bluejays flight: Ah yeah
Bluejays flight: I can see why you went with "Foot"
troy n rowsdower: trust me you don't want to see what our graphic designers came up with for the other name
Bluejays flight: *shudders*
Bluejays flight: So uh... Dimension X..... is that what it's called there too? or like... is that what some scientist of Earth called it?
troy n rowsdower: no we voted for it.
troy n rowsdower: the rock soldiers thought it would be "cool"
Bluejays flight: yeah... yeah.... how did you MAKE them anyway? i mean... it's rock for christ sakes.
troy n rowsdower: we put a bunch of women alone on the planet and they got VERY lonely. if you catch my drift
Bluejays flight: not really
troy n rowsdower: they got with the rocks
Bluejays flight: Oh..... wait? That can't even work
troy n rowsdower: don't ask me how it just happened
Bluejays flight: weird
troy n rowsdower: yeah
troy n rowsdower: how does that fan weapon work?
Bluejays flight: You know... I really have no idea.... it was an accident really, we were trying to build a tapedeck into a fan... you know keep cool while listening to music?
troy n rowsdower: uh huh
troy n rowsdower: not playing, I wonder what happened to Baxtor. I know he turned into a fly, but what happened to him after that?
Bluejays flight: giant swatter
troy n rowsdower: hmm
Bluejays flight: huge can of raid?
troy n rowsdower: i don't remember that
troy n rowsdower: fly paper?
troy n rowsdower: just one sheet brought him down
Bluejays flight: windshield of one of those planes that hit the towers?
troy n rowsdower: why was baxtor there?
Bluejays flight: mutegin scientist
Bluejays flight: who was around mice, and just happened to touch a fly
troy n rowsdower: well that makes - HUUUHHH?!?!?
Bluejays flight: Rat king...... misunderstood? Or the Prequal to Willard?
troy n rowsdower: you know, I never saw the cartoon with him, or owned the toy. The only time I saw him was in Turtles in Time
Bluejays flight: heh
Bluejays flight: he basically had control of rats... and used it to manipulate Splinter into attacking the turtles
troy n rowsdower: ooohh...whoopy doo. I bet the Pied piper could kick his ass
Bluejays flight: HEH
Bluejays flight: not in the new cartoon, in the new cartoon he was able to beat the hell out of Leonardo
troy n rowsdower: leo sux anyway
Bluejays flight: yeah
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Doctor Loomis? Who's that? I swear I've heard the name somewhere before, I just can't put my finger on it.
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She made, like 2 posts here.
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LOL . I'm a guy. I'm gonna try to post more. I just got caught up on other forums.
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Here's the event which was months in the making!
[15:09] <Takato> You say your not holding any grudges but you just keep having these hate rades on Snipe hunt
[15:09] <@FyberOptic> no I did say I wasn't holding grudges
[15:09] <@FyberOptic> that all changed
[15:09] <@FyberOptic> I do have grudges and don't try to hide'em
[15:10] <@FyberOptic> I don't provoke others to go after prof like he did with brad on me
[15:10] <@FyberOptic> I say what I gotta say
[15:10] <Takato> Ok
[15:10] <Takato> Well yeah I'm just saying
[15:11] <Takato> http://www.fybertech.com/forums/index.php?topic=286.new#new
[15:11] <Takato> You might like this
[15:12] <Takato> I had a few things to say about a little website, well the guy that runs it.
[15:13] <Takato> :D
[15:13] <@FyberOptic> lol @ silly lies
[15:13] <@FyberOptic> why do you come in here and say you don't talk about me
[15:14] <@FyberOptic> when obviously you do!
[15:14] <Takato> I didn't
[15:14] <@FyberOptic> you liar
[15:14] <Takato> But you went and wrote a poem
[15:14] <@FyberOptic> you love to hear yourself talk to hard that you cum all over the screen everytime you record something
[15:14] <Takato> so I wrote one too
[15:15] <Takato> K fyber
[15:15] <Takato> Good to hear you imput
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> later cutgirl
[15:15] <Takato> Later
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> fag
[15:15] <Takato> Oh nice one
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> lol i know
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> it's like three letters
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> but it fits!
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> so are you going to sit here and wait to get banned?
[15:15] <@FyberOptic> so you can tell them everything that happened?
[15:15] <Takato> Yeah kinda
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> just like you've done the last 3 months?
[15:16] <Takato> So you going to do it or what?
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> nope!
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> I'm going to sit here and tell you how stupid you are
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> over and over
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> and over and over
[15:16] <Takato> k
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> just like Prof did
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> and you're such a pussy that you took it all!
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> you even came back multiple times
[15:16] <@FyberOptic> you must have nowhere to go
[15:17] <Takato> Oh I'm a pussy I'm not that one that fakes likeing everyone just cause he doesn't have the balls to be mean sometimes
[15:17] <@FyberOptic> lol you listen to every word prof says
[15:17] <Takato> You've always hated me but never has the stuff to say it
[15:17] <@FyberOptic> only because he offers you some small chance of being popular
[15:17] <@FyberOptic> you said things in your little mp3 which weren't even true
[15:17] <@FyberOptic> so you're not better than anyone else
[15:18] <Takato> Sure fyber your right (pat pat)
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> but the best part is that you'll never have your own website
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> because you had like, what, three, when I was making stuff for you?
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> you changed your ideas faster than ecto does
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> and I did them all for you
[15:18] <@FyberOptic> only for you to change them again
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> yet here you've paid prof some untold fortune to make you one
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> and yet there's nothing on it!
[15:19] <Takato> It's all just a hobby to me, unlike you I have a real life any from the computer
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> glad you got somebody better
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> again you assume to know me
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> just like they do!
[15:19] <@FyberOptic> so sad
[15:19] <Takato> Well I guess I'm just one of them... how sad
[15:20] <Takato> I'll go join them now.
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> you listen to a fat greedy man who said more bad things about you than you'll ever know
[15:20] * Takato (~labs@S01060050bf5103c9.va.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: later chat)
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> lol
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> I knew it all along
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> didn't i tell you guys
[15:20] <+Garshak> yar
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> banning him would have been zero fun
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> but I guess he kind of got off, thinking he had me told!
[15:20] <@FyberOptic> he'll go tell cutgirl and divad how awesome he was
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patter pat (fyber)
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I like this line most:
[15:17] <Takato> Oh I'm a pussy I'm not that one that fakes likeing everyone just cause he doesn't have the balls to be mean sometimes
I'm pretty sure he's been faking liking people at Fybertech for months!
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Such poor divad ffej cutgirl...takato.... um.... did I forget anything?
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my best firends :(
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[21:50] <Armature> oh my god, I thought this one passage from the bible said "Jesus gives a sermon on the Moon"
[21:50] <shy> god look at the porn he gots
[21:50] <FyberOptic> well somebody has to teach them moon people
[21:50] <Buzzard> I read that as "Jesus gives semon to the Moon"
[21:50] <Sino> haw
[21:50] <Buzzard> *semen
[21:51] <Sino> well somebody has to jizz on them moon people
[21:51] <Prox> well, somebody has to help reproduce them moon people.
[21:51] <shy> ok bank nber is
[21:51] <Prox> they have a limited population u kno
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Poor Endangered moon folk
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They're really Cabbits (cat + rabbit) if Tenchi Muyo is to be believed (sorry, gf is making me watch it alot lately).
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You watch of your own valition.
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Nothin wrong with Tehchi Muyo, man. I love that show.
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LITTLE WASHUUUU~~~!!
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[23:27] <+Bluejay> pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis', defined by the OED as "a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust' but occurring chiefly as an instance of a very long word
[23:28] <+Buzzard> heard of it
[23:29] <+Buzzard> still makes me laugh
[23:29] <+Bluejay> places (such as 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch', a village in Wales
[23:29] <+Buzzard> WTF
[23:29] <+Buzzard> haw
[23:30] <+Bluejay> http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/l/longestword.html
[23:30] <+Buzzard> 4 Ls in one sentence?
[23:32] <+Bluejay> 12 in one word actually
[23:32] <+Buzzard> or rather in a row
[23:32] <+Buzzard> I just noticed my mistake
[23:32] <+Bluejay> 3 a's
[23:32] <+Buzzard> jesu
[23:32] <+Buzzard> who thought that up
[23:32] <+Buzzard> WHP
[23:33] <+Buzzard> *WHO
[23:33] <+Buzzard> AND HOW HIGH/DRUNK WHERE THEY
[23:33] <+Bluejay> 4 ns
[23:33] <+Bluejay> only 1 f
[23:34] <+Buzzard> haw
[23:35] <+Bluejay> leave it to the Welsh to make up such a shit storm of a word
Okay here's the total breakdown of that word
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
12 L
3 A
4 N
1 F
3 I
3 R
1 P
4 W
7 G
4 Y
6 O
1 E
1 C
2 H
1 D
1 B
1 T
1 S
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Talking about Kingdom <3's: Chain of Memories.
[23:58] <+Armature> I made like, the best battle deck ever
[23:58] <+Armature> All 1 attack cards, some cures, a potion and the Jafar enemy card
[23:58] <+Buzzard> 1 attack cards?
[23:58] <+Buzzard> weak
[23:58] <+Armature> Ars Arcanum
[23:59] <+Buzzard> mabbe for Ars Arcanum
[23:59] <+Armature> I'm tearing through Destiny Island with it
[00:00] <+Buzzard> have fun losing to a boss!
[00:00] <+Armature> plicks, I already beat Darkside
[00:00] <+Armature> Riku on the other hand would eat me
[00:00] <+Armature> alive
[00:00] <+Buzzard> exactly
[00:01] <+Armature> But at least he wouldn't break my sleights...!
[00:01] <+Buzzard> pfff
[00:01] <+Buzzard> that's what Cloud cards are for
[00:01] <+Armature> No, that's what Jafar's card is for
[00:01] <+Armature> Enemies can't break 20 of your attack cards
[00:02] * +Buzzard has quit IRC (Quit: no, that's what cloud cards are fo*gets shot*)
[00:02] <+Armature> Way 2be a dick
[00:02] <Mysto> lol
[00:04] <+Armature> PROTIP: I fucking killed Buzzard
[00:04] <@Boris> shit
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[01:21] <@Boris> hmm
[01:22] <@Boris> I need some way to get moneys over the summer
[01:22] <@Vito> PROSTITUITION
[01:22] <@FyberOptic> work for snipe hunt
[01:23] <@Boris> I don't know which one of those idea is more rediculousl
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[19:35] <shy> mage I challenage you to a battal of wits
[19:35] <Mage> you've already lost that fight
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HAW. Mage wins +5 respect points.
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[11:53] * Now talking in #fybertech
[11:53] * Topic is 'Climb out of your holes people'
[11:53] * Set by Boris on Sun Jun 18 10:26:45
[11:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +o FyberOptic
[11:54] <@FyberOptic> climbs out of hole
[11:54] * @Boris (~drboris@207.53.228.16) Quit (Quit: Error 2432: all MHz stolen by hackers)
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[12:15] <@Boris> fuck
[12:15] <@Boris> star force
[12:15] <@Boris> I didn't know
[12:15] <@Boris> fyberrrrrrr
[12:16] <@Boris> eh, it won't kill me immidiately
[12:20] * @Boris (~drboris@207.53.228.84) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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lol
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Wizkid_15 was there when that happened...
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[15:06] <Rhythm> deck, were you able to by any weapon from the crystal quest shop?
[15:07] <Deck> nop
[15:07] <+Prox> man, i accidentally did the same thing deck did
[15:07] <+Prox> now i have to fight these stupid bears again
[15:07] <Deck> I TOLD YOU NOT TO
[15:07] <+Prox> WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO
[15:07] <Deck> [14:54] <Deck> Here's a tip, after you complete the tree shard quest, if you leave the shop you can't go back without doing the quest all over again
[15:07] <+Prox> I FUCKING HEARD YOU
[15:07] <+Prox> GRADAGHGHLDL
[15:07] <Deck> OKAYFEDAHCASBGIUDFY
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[11:48] * Rhythm punches moniter, gets shocked with ____ Volts
[11:49] <FyberOptic> 15000
[11:49] <Rhythm> lol
[11:49] <FyberOptic> the sad part is that didn't make that up
[11:49] <FyberOptic> my brain is too full, help
[11:50] <Rhythm> too much brain meats
[11:50] <FyberOptic> it's too full to put an "I" in that sentence
[11:50] * Vito gets a zombie
[11:50] * Rhythm gets a spoon
[11:51] <Vito> you see the zombie will eat some of uyour brains
[11:51] <Rhythm> meats
[11:51] <FyberOptic> ancient egyptians can do a simple nose procedure
[11:51] <Rhythm> lol
[11:51] <Vito> well where are we going to find one of those
[11:51] <FyberOptic> same place I'd find a zombie
[11:51] <Rhythm> a necromancer?
[11:51] <FyberOptic> *fybertech goes on an adventure to egypt*
[11:51] <Vito> death metal concert in germany?
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[19:15] <Boris> FUCKYEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
[19:16] <Deck> TACO BELL
[19:16] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:16] <FyberOptic> DISNEY WORLD
[19:16] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:16] <Sean> RANDOM OBJECT AND OR PLACE NAME
[19:17] <FyberOptic> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <FyberOptic> BOOKS
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <FyberOptic> -silence-
[19:17] <Sean> FUCK YEAH ...Well, depends on what kind, really
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <Boris> I actually had to have the wal mart guys explain to me that it was from Team America
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <Boris> I never seenit, so I didn't know
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <FyberOptic> lol it's a good movie
[19:17] <Boris> uh oh, deck is vapor locked
[19:17] <FyberOptic> from the south park guys
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:18] <Boris> god I'm old
[19:18] <Deck> I pulled a muscle in my neck yesterday
[19:18] <Deck> made it hard to move
[19:18] <FyberOptic> i b-burned my finger today
[19:18] <Boris> I SEEN A EGG
[19:18] <Sean> ORLY
[19:18] <FyberOptic> I got you beat
[19:18] <FyberOptic> I seen a meatball
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[19:15] <Boris> FUCKYEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
[19:16] <Deck> TACO BELL
[19:16] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:16] <FyberOptic> DISNEY WORLD
[19:16] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:16] <Sean> RANDOM OBJECT AND OR PLACE NAME
[19:17] <FyberOptic> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <FyberOptic> BOOKS
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <FyberOptic> -silence-
[19:17] <Sean> FUCK YEAH ...Well, depends on what kind, really
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <Boris> I actually had to have the wal mart guys explain to me that it was from Team America
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <Boris> I never seenit, so I didn't know
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:17] <FyberOptic> lol it's a good movie
[19:17] <Boris> uh oh, deck is vapor locked
[19:17] <FyberOptic> from the south park guys
[19:17] <Deck> FUCK YEAH
[19:18] <Boris> god I'm old
[19:18] <Deck> I pulled a muscle in my neck yesterday
[19:18] <Deck> made it hard to move
[19:18] <FyberOptic> i b-burned my finger today
[19:18] <Boris> I SEEN A EGG
[19:18] <Sean> ORLY
[19:18] <FyberOptic> I got you beat
[19:18] <FyberOptic> I seen a meatball
FUCK YEAH
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AAMMMERICUHHHH
FUCK YEAH
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HEAR TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
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AMERICAAAA! FUCK YEAH!
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cut this shit out and post funny chat logs.
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Like this, watch:
[17:49] <Fyborg> The local wizard imbued Vito's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Vito's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[17:50] <Boris> I'm not gonna touch that one
[17:50] <Vito> oh yeah there's magic
[17:50] <Vito> IN MY PANTS
[17:50] <Vito> *pelvic thrust*
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Nice....
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[18:40] <@Boris> huh, female goatse, great
[18:41] <+Deck> IM me the link
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[18:07] <FyberOptic> I've deleted lots of posts in the past, so who knows when we really hit 10k
[18:07] <FyberOptic> but it doesn't count unless the counter says it
[18:07] <Altzan> yup so true
[18:07] * Altzan silent
[18:07] <Rhythm> =P
[18:07] * FyberOptic ties bells all over altzan so he can never be silent
[18:08] * Altzan silent with ringing bells
[18:08] <FyberOptic> lol hey, I CAN find out which message is the 10,000th
[18:08] <FyberOptic> the database numbers each one internally
[18:08] <Altzan> DO IT ringringring
[18:08] * Altzan takes the stupid bells off
[18:08] <Rhythm> you me and blueJay have the highest chacne of having it
[18:09] <Rhythm> TELL ME
[18:09] <FyberOptic> it was mets
[18:09] <FyberOptic> http://www.fybertech.com/forums/index.php?topic=464.msg10000#msg10000
[18:09] * Altzan throws the bells at mets
[18:09] <Rhythm> FUCK
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MY WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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[18:32] <@Boris>lol
[18:32] <@Boris> I never noticed that 10000 get was also topic 500 even
[18:32] <@Boris> SMALL WORLD
[18:32] <Rhythm> really?
[18:32] <@FyberOptic> lol awesome
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[21:06] <Rhythm> http://www.fybertech.com/
[21:06] <Boris> I hate that place..!
[21:07] <Rhythm> lol
[21:07] <Rhythm> just look
[21:09] <MegaGirl> Cute Kitty
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<Deck> http://atmaweapon.ytmnd.com/
[19:04] <Altzan> WOW SHADOWS ON THAT LINK
[19:04] <Altzan> lol
[19:04] <Shadow> Sweet
[19:04] <Shadow> IM FAMOUS
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[19:18] < Altzan > I did a googlefight with FYBEROPTIC vs BORIS. Guess who won.
[19:18] <@FyberOptic> borz burito
[19:19] <@Boris> try fyberoptic vs drboris
[19:19] < Altzan > Boris won...by a lot
[19:19] < Altzan > ok
[19:19] <@Boris> fyberoptic smacks drboris
[19:19] < Altzan > NO drboris win
[19:19] <@Boris> on the other hand boris beats fyber
[19:20] < Altzan > armchair vs megagirl
[19:20] < Altzan > MEGAGIRL WINS
[19:20] <Shadow> Me vs Rhythm
[19:20] <@Vito> http://www.fybertech.com/forums/index.php?topic=488.new#new
[19:21] < Altzan > rhythm WINS
[19:21] <Shadow> ****
[19:21] < Altzan > lol
[19:21] <Shadow> Wait....
[19:21] <Shadow> I google fighted it
[19:22] <Shadow> I won, by.... alot
[19:22] < Altzan > wierd...
[19:22] < Altzan > my googlefight program must be...
[19:22] < Altzan > hmm...
[19:22] <Shadow> I KNEW I WOULD WIN
[19:22] < Altzan > i'l redo it
[19:22] * Shadow does his happy dance
< Altzan > 79,600,000 }alc( RHYTHM
[19:23] < Altzan > 157,000,000 }alc SHADOW
[19:23] < Altzan > and it said shadow LOST?
[19:23] < Altzan > wired
[19:24] <Shadow> Someone make this in fybertech high, it will be immortalized
[19:24] <Shadow> GO ALTZAN!
[19:24] <Shadow> GO TO THE FORUMS!
[19:24] < Altzan > what?
[19:24] <Shadow> DELIVER THE MESSAGE
[19:24] < Altzan > what???
[19:25] <Shadow> The fight results
[19:25] < Altzan > oh
[19:25] <Shadow> Like I said
[19:25] <Shadow> GO OR I WILL NEUTER YOUR AVATAR
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I also won against everyone else, so Im the champion of Fybertech!
/me goes to fight the US Army, wins. Goes to fight Haz Labs, wins. Fights Pokemon craze, somehow wins. Goes to fight money, loses horribly.
BAND-AID PLEASE
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If you looked at your god modding twice, you would have realised that you killed two things that were dead.
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Hey shadow, the LARGER number in google fights wins.
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I was there, he DID have higher numbers than all those.
Althogh he was also horribly mutiliated by "man"
SHADOW: 147,000,000 or so
MAN: 2,020,000,000
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And woman.....
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ooh. :o
Ok, enough of that.
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[00:08] <Fyborg> FyberOptic [353/459] has challenged Fyborg [183/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:24 is removed from FyberOptic's clock.
[00:08] <Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level in 0 days, 01:09:37.
[00:08] <FyberOptic> lol
[00:09] <Vito> stop hitting yourself
[00:09] <Vito> stop hiting yourself
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[13:58] <+Bluejay> Hello everybody
[13:59] <+Deck> It's a me! Mario!
[13:59] <+Bluejay> /jamps
[13:59] * +Bluejay throws flowers at Deckio
[14:00] * +Deck becomes Fire Deck!
[14:00] * +Deck 's primary color becomes white, and secondary color inverts
[14:01] <+Bluejay> hoorah?
[14:01] <+Deck> Me throws fireballs with classic "Pot" sound
[14:02] <+Bluejay> OMG Deck on drags!
[14:02] <+Deck> *Pot* *Pot* *Pot* *Pot* *Pot* *Pot* *Pot*
[14:05] <+Bluejay> /INTERVENTION!!
[14:05] <@Boris> howdy jay
[14:05] <@Boris> HAY FYBER ARE YOU ALIVE?
[14:05] <+Bluejay> hi Borz
[14:07] <@Boris> I guess he ain't
[14:07] <@Boris> so sup
[14:07] <+Bluejay> Deck's on *pot*
[14:08] <@Boris> that'll happen
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[20:44] <Bluejay> I have no moneys for techs to look at... Fyber fly up here and look and Blue will give you meatloaf
[20:44] <FyberOptic> by meatloaf he means penis
[20:45] <Bluejay> yeah sure, I can shape it like a penis for you
[20:45] <Vito> hey
[20:45] <Vito> I'm the only one who gets to make gay jokes with fyber
[20:45] <Bluejay> FINE! jeez Vito can have cock shaped meatloaf too
[20:45] <Bluejay> DAMN you guys are demanding
[20:47] <Deck> all I registered in the last few lines of text was 'cock shaped meatloaf'
[20:48] <Vito> welcome to fybertech
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OMG, that was uber funny. Mostly because of the fact that Kelly zinja McMinn said a similiar comment. "CHRIS! WHAT THE FCUK? YOUR LAST 20 SENTENCES HAVE BEEN ABOUT A COCK!"
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Spam?
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[00:18] * Now talking in #yiff
[00:18] * irc.fybertech.net sets mode: +nt
[00:18] <@Armature> HAY GUYS
[00:18] <@Armature> WHERE ARE ALL THE FURRIES
[00:18] <@Armature> SERIOUSLY
[00:18] <@Armature> WANT YIFF
[00:19] * Buzzard has joined #yiff
[00:19] * @Armature yiffs
[00:19] <Buzzard> OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK IT
[00:19] <Buzzard> MY EYES
[00:19] * Buzzard has left #yiff (bawnk)
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damn furries...
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/Gospel232/Random/furry6lk.jpg)
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"A cat is fine too."
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22:51] <FyberOptic> USE LUESHI
[22:51] <Gospel> LUESHI MEDALLION!
[22:51] * Buzzard has joined #fybertech
[22:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Buzzard
[22:51] <FyberOptic> oshit it worked
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What lead up to that:
[22:47] <FyberOptic> sends 10 monsters to attack everyone in chat
[22:47] <+Armature> [flees]
[22:47] <FyberOptic> armature dies
[22:48] <+Armature> stuf
[22:48] * Blazeman gets ready to fight
[22:48] <+Armature> i hav 128932198 DP
[22:48] <FyberOptic> blazeman dies
[22:48] <+Armature> i hav 128932198 DP
[22:48] * +Bluejay bribes
[22:48] <FyberOptic> armature's corpse gets walked on
[22:48] <Ranca> rocks fall?
[22:48] * Blazeman ended up facing a Sharpedo
[22:48] <FyberOptic> bluejay lives until I spend the bribe
[22:48] <FyberOptic> then rocks fall because I'm bored already
[22:48] <+Armature> I FUCKING DP THE MONSTER TO DEATH
[22:48] <Blazeman> [Super Effective!
[22:49] <+Armature> and im done
[22:49] <Gospel> http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/Gospel232/Random/?action=view¤t=HP_1left.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch2
[22:49] <Blazeman> That is, Fyber's attack]
[22:49] <FyberOptic> well u no, i'm best gm
[22:49] <Blazeman> Proveit!
[22:49] <FyberOptic> blazeman dies
[22:49] <Gospel> damn he's good
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[22:42] <Ranca> hello?
[22:43] <Armature> Yes?
[22:44] <Ranca> i know this is kinda weird n'stuff, i'm trying to get a feel for the people and right ways of doing things here
[22:44] <Armature> you gotta watch out for the RAPE
[22:44] <Ranca> oh god
[22:44] <Ranca> not here too
[22:44] <Armature> what do you think is done with this supertechnology, make the world a better place?
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Wait, raping doesn't make the world a better place?
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If that's true, I have failed as an inventor :(
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Back to the drawing boards!
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Dammit, now I have to reevaluate my entire life.
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Shit, now i have to rethink my whole lifes plan...
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[11:22] <Fyborg> Bluejay grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:30 towards level 35.
[11:22] <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 0 days, 06:56:48.
[11:23] <+Bluejay> really I just got stung on my penis, so it's not a true godsend
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[22:24] <Deck> Isn't "By Billy Age 8" originally from Disaster Labs and Arfenhouse?
[22:25] <@Vito> sure
[22:25] <Blazeman> I thought Family Circus, but their Billy's younger than 8
[22:25] <@Boris> I thought it was a YTMND in joke
[22:25] <Deck> It must be from the primal times
[22:25] <Deck> When the internet was first forming from chaos and gods ran wild
[22:25] <@Boris> before the tubes were laid?
[22:26] <Gospel> it was when one megaram was daring and bold technology
[22:26] <+Buzzard> yeah, before that
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[09:35] <MDude> Kittens?
[09:39] <Bluejay> roborts?
[09:46] <MDude> Robort kittens?
[09:48] <Bluejay> bepe boop meow?
[09:55] <MDude> Whirr mew clank?
[09:56] <Bluejay> veep purr buzz?
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[19:39] <+Armature> *RT runs into the middle of the street to frolick*
[19:41] * +Rotary_Turbo (~fyrc@1Cust7215.an3.ind20.da.uu.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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I know they were just posted, but I particularly liked these exchanges.
[01:25] <Boris> but the internet is all about people getting irrationally attached to fictional relationships they invented
[01:25] <Yutz> The best one ever is Carmen Sandiego and Waldo~
[01:26] <Boris> lol @
[01:26] <Boris> I love that comic whenever it pops up
[01:26] <Yutz> waldo's a lucky man. She's a hot piece of brazilian ass.
[01:26] <Boris> shit, why do you think people tracked her around the world?
[01:27] <Yutz> Because she stole their bike
[01:27] <Boris> and one day I'll get that fucking bike back, too!
and
[01:27] <Armature> ZOUNDS
[01:27] <Armature> [01:28] <Doc> Someone said that Haruhi is so well-liked because she acts like one of the guys.
[01:27] <Armature> [01:28] <Doc> A tomboy, if you will.
[01:27] <Armature> [01:29] <Armature> kinda like toph from avatar
[01:27] <Armature> [01:29] <Doc> With an equally creepy, if not more so, fanbase.
[01:28] <Boris> I HAVE OPINONS ON RELATIONSHIPS THAT HAVE NOT AND NEVER WILL OCCUR
[01:28] <Armature> Haruhi x Toph
[01:28] <Armature> oh god
[01:28] <Boris> ok, I try to keep it within one universe generally, but whatever floats your boat
[01:29] <Armature> i was joking, but murphys law...!
[01:29] <Boris> cross-dimensional lesbians sounds like a porn I'd rent
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[01:00] <+Rotary_Turbo> Ever see those comercials for the PS9 long ago...it was like a sphere or somthing...
[01:01] <+Rotary_Turbo> Just parody, of corse, but by Sony, I think.
[01:01] <+Buzzard> you know what's gonna happen?
[01:01] <+Buzzard> they're gonna make the x-cube-station-360-portable DS
[01:01] <+Buzzard> with wireless motion sensing controllers
[01:02] <+Rotary_Turbo> Naw, that would cross some boundaries which would destroy the universe as we know it.
[01:02] <@FyberOptic> they invented video games u no
[01:02] <@FyberOptic> + electricity
[01:02] <+Buzzard> EXACTLY
[01:06] <Blazeman> Don't forget "Advance" after DS
[01:08] <+Buzzard> x-cube-station-360-portable DS Advance color
[01:09] <+Buzzard> oh yeah, add a virtual in front of it
[01:09] <@FyberOptic> $9999
[01:09] <@Vito> you forgot to add super at the beginning
[01:09] <@FyberOptic> it's under $10,000
[01:09] <@FyberOptic> it's a fucking bargain
[01:09] <@FyberOptic> the wii is overpriced
[01:09] <+Rotary_Turbo> I'd rather buy a CAR....
[01:11] <Blazeman> So... Super Virtual X-Cube-Station 360 Portable DS Color Advance?
[01:12] <Blazeman> I'd get it if it wasn't over $1000,,,
[01:12] <+Bluejay> you forgot SP
[01:12] <Blazeman> Super Virtual X-Cube-Station 360 Portable DS Color Advance SP.
[01:14] <Blazeman> Not getting it for the price they offer for it. By the time it gets to a reasonable price, everyone would be hooked on this "Massively Multiplayer Online Virtual World", codenamed "Ground Zero", and titled "TOME".
[01:15] <Blazeman> And my friend Colin would still be playing the "old" PS3.
[01:16] * Blazeman scratches off "friend" in the last line and replaces it with "nephew"
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I just wanna drawing of it.
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[15:25] <@FyberOptic> http://www.donutpie.net/8bit/
[15:25] <@FyberOptic> I AM GRABING YOU!
[15:25] <@Vito> grabbing me where
[15:25] <@FyberOptic> in your meat shield
[15:26] <@Vito> is taht slang for penis?
[15:26] <@FyberOptic> I have no regrets
[15:26] <@Vito> I have no objections
A more direct link to the specific comic is http://www.donutpie.net/8bit/?comic=33 , in case it changes in the future.
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I had to do it really~
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lol @ avatar
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[17:22] <Prox> should i set it so it automatically starts when main computer turn on
[17:22] <Prox> or no
[17:22] <+Deck> main computer turn on
[17:22] <+Deck> it's you!!
[17:22] <+Deck> how are you gentlemen
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[14:42] <Fyborg> FyberOptic stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:51 towards level 56.
[14:42] <Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level in 9 days, 23:26:31.
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[20:56] Error : Closing Link: adsl-69-208-126-8.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net (Excess Flood)
And in my own channel
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[14:42] <Fyborg> FyberOptic stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:51 towards level 56.
[14:42] <Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level in 9 days, 23:26:31.
This happens about once every two week on average. Nothing new here.
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[15:34] <Shadow> Ppph, spoilers
[15:35] <Shadow> I may record the entire thing to be immortalized on my VHS
[15:36] <+Deck> I tried doing that with DBZ, it didn't work ._.
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[20:15] <Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/1165025890490.jpg
[20:16] <Shadow> Huh
[20:16] <+Buzzard> wut
[20:16] <+Rotary_Turbo> *another comfused muttering*
[20:16] <@Boris> garsh, whats his power level
[20:17] <@Boris> *cartoon mercury thermometer pops at over a mark reading 9000**
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As I finally set a serious topic today, it's time to dump a bunch of topics here, some of them amusing, some not so much, but its kind of a window into half a month of fybertech:
'IT'S A SORRY MAN WHO'S SIDEKICK TO HIS CAT'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Wed Nov 15 09:32:54
'Just once, I want to see an alternate future where people wear normal pants.'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Wed Nov 15 15:17:07
'<Vito> thats what happens when you mock guys in spandex fighting guys in rubber suits'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Wed Nov 15 22:40:09
'The last passage reads "hail mary full of grace the lord is with you, I just have a bigger
bullet launcher than you, dig it?"'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Thu Nov 16 02:27:42
'<@FyberOptic> jed was bit by a snake <@FyberOptic> + mary <@FyberOptic> what's with all these
motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking trail'
* Set by Vito!~labs@dhcp16216.deviney.fsu.edu on Thu Nov 16 20:55:40
'<Buzzard> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN HALF-COMPLETED PROJECTS'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Fri Nov 17 18:30:15
'<Bluejay> A man builds a house with 4 walls all facing north, when he looks out the window
a bear walks past, what color is the bear? | <Shadow> You can't tell because the bear mauls you'
* Set by Boris!~drahnasa@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Sat Nov 18 19:59:44
'The Noid, for those lucky enough to have forgotten, was the star of a Domino's Pizza campaign;
he wore a bright red suit with bunny-like ears (for no apparent reason), and his project in life
was to interfere with the swift delivery of pizzas so that they arrived at their destinations cold.'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Tue Nov 21 03:33:17
HAY VITO: http://www.fybertech.com/media/Eureka_7[030]Change_Of_Life[C-W].avi
| Now I'll never know if I missed some amusing topic interim'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@207.53.228.182 on Wed Nov 22 03:21:17
'HAY HAPPY TURKEY DAY'
* Set by FyberOptic!~gear@71.88.193.155 on Thu Nov 23 14:00:01
'<Boris> I passed TX vanity plate 'OH RLY' today | <Boris> or rather he passed me |
<Boris> at like 30 miles over the speed limit | <Boris> weaving between lanes like a madman'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Mon Nov 27 00:56:58
'<Bluejay> Fyber are you Mayhem Inc? | <FyberOptic> yes :( |
<Bluejay> What does your group do? I MUST KNOW! | <FyberOptic> MAYHEM |
<FyberOptic> actually I just give shadow caffeine and set him loose'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Mon Nov 27 19:31:31
'* Armature goes back to drawing fyber/boris/vito/ohgodwhyamidoingthis |
<Armature> make it the topic big man'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Sat Dec 02 01:30:34
'QUICK /CO/ THERE'S ONLY 24 AVATAR TOPICS! WE NEED ADDITIONAL PYLONS!'
* Set by Boris!~slylandro@dhcp-128-194-34-25.resnet.tamu.edu on Sat Dec 02 03:49:50
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[23:08] <+Rotary_Turbo> *is back from the dead....
[23:08] <@Vito> fuck a zombie
[23:08] <@Vito> shoot it in the face
[23:12] <@FyberOptic> b-but you just said to fuck it
[23:12] <+Armature> hes gonna fuck the holes
[23:13] <@Vito> I bet it took fyber the full five minutes to come up with that response
[23:13] <@Vito> and it was totally worth it
[23:15] <@FyberOptic> I was busy admiring my large groin in second life actually
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[13:21] <@Boris> <a> [IRC] <staticvec> you can't marry a woman engineer
[13:21] <@Boris> <a> [IRC] <staticvec> you have to think of your children
[13:21] <@Boris> <a> [IRC] <staticvec> imagine what all the other kids would say when you go to school and say, "my mommy is an engineer"
[13:22] <@Vito> don't get it
[13:23] <@Boris> making fun of gender rolls and the fact that the male to female ratio in the college of engineering is like 20:1
[13:25] <@Boris> basically the notion is the child would be embarassed to have a mother in a profession outside of what other children expect as a gender norm
[13:25] <@Boris> it wasn't that funny anyway
[13:25] <@Boris> goes home
[13:26] <@Vito> you better
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[13:09] <FyberOptic> I mean I can understand wanting credit for something, which is fine, but asking permission first has always seemed stupid to me
[13:10] <FyberOptic> if I have to ask everyone I plan to put in some silly comic if I can use their sprites first, I'll likely never make it
[13:10] <FyberOptic> it stifles creativity
[13:12] <Vito> well its not like there's a lot of people to ask
[13:12] <FyberOptic> well say I had to ask you, prox, joefus, ecto, sean, mysto, buzzard, and boris if I could use sprites they made to make some single-panel holiday comic or something
[13:12] <Vito> that doesn't count
[13:13] <Vito> if you're doing a comic and you plan to use them as main or secondary characters you ask
[13:13] <Vito> for just little throw away tings I don't see the point
[13:13] <Boris> you take me out of that christmas comic you're planning this instant!
[13:14] <FyberOptic> fuck
[13:14] <FyberOptic> that's the problem though vito, there's folks who want permission asked even for little things, which is why the permission system bugs me
[13:14] <Boris> its dumber
[13:15] <Boris> also I'd totally change the forum signup
[13:15] <Boris> to say that anything contributed is ours now bitch
[13:15] <FyberOptic> lol
[13:15] <Boris> do it
[13:15] <Vito> don't do it
[13:15] <Boris> they won't even have any idea its not what they agreed to in the first place
[13:15] <FyberOptic> well if I made a policy change I'd post it
[13:15] <Boris> lame
[13:15] <Boris> but ok
[13:16] <FyberOptic> legally though it's already mine to an extent, I've read about it before
[13:16] <FyberOptic> I wouldn't be an asshole and try to take the stuff, but it's happened other places
[13:16] <Boris> I think you should do that for reals though, especially if our advertising works
[13:16] <Vito> i'd be totally against it
[13:16] <Boris> we don't want stuff getting made here and us using it and then suddenly some dumb saying "ALL MINE NOW, REMOVE ME PLX"
[13:17] <Vito> if you want to say anything you post can be used at others discretion I'd say okay
[13:17] <Boris> and having to edit or bastroy tens or hundreds of whatever
[13:17] <Boris> or remove fyberoptic from continuity and then make a joke about burning his furniture
[13:17] <FyberOptic> lol @
[13:17] * Vito crashes labship
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[16:14] <@FyberOptic> after dumping Norton, I'm gonna try this Kapersky antivirus
[16:14] <@FyberOptic> I've heard good things about its detection rate
[16:14] <@FyberOptic> bawl, it wants to reboot
[16:14] * @FyberOptic has quit IRC (Quit: warnk)
[16:14] <+Bluejay> Russian anti-virus?
[16:17] <Shadow> Tis a spy device!
[16:18] <+Bluejay> damn Ruskies
[16:18] <@FyberOptic> shit, commies
[16:19] <@FyberOptic> they're gonna put radiation poisoning in my computer
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[09:23] <+Rhythm> i have $367
[09:23] <+Rhythm> all together
[09:23] <+Deck> Awesome
[09:23] * Rhythm buys it, uses the wii as a footstool
[09:23] <+Deck> YOU CRIMINAL!
[09:24] * Rhythm uses it as a table for drinks like soda and coffee
[09:24] <+Deck> APIUHFAOIUOSAIUDGAYS
[09:25] <+Deck> lol @ gays
[09:25] <+Rhythm> acidentally spills coffee on the wii
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[21:17] <+Prox> k bye guestbert
[21:17] <Fybert> more liek altzan I bet
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[20:30] * Now talking in #fybertech
[20:30] * Topic is 'There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere |
[20:30] * Set by Boris!~slylandro@207.53.228.155 on Tue Dec 26 13:22:48
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[20:36] <ShadowOptic>HOLY SHIT FYBER WAS RIGHT
[20:37] <Altzan> ??
[20:37] <+Rhythm> when ever is he wrong?
[20:38] <ShadowOptic> Rhythm has a point
[20:39] <FyberOptic> was wrong that one time
[20:39] <FyberOptic> at band camp
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Typically when you post things from the chat in this topic, they should be funny.
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Or downright amazing, seeing how Fyber is psychic or something.
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Don't tell anyone, but I recognized your IP. ^^;
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It's really simple, he does it all the time.
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It's how I know Prox is really Senior Booyah, but I let him go on like I don't know.
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Either he's a really good actor, or Prox is actually Señor Booyah's brother...
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I lol'd a bit when I realized I misspelled his name there. THE MEMORIES ARE FINALLY FADING~
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/me moves Prof and Fyber into the same house, films and markets as new Odd Couple
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DUN DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DA DUH DA DA DUUUHHHHHH
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Don't tell anyone, but I recognized your IP. ^^;
CRAP! You're in our computer reading all our codes.
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(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161382101-drive.b.jpg) (http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161382102-pc.b.jpg)
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(http://mazarin.pandarage.com/gtfo.jpg)
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(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161382095-1160261987482.b.jpg)
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(http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1167241077-1166878008657.jpg)
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(http://www.fybertech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=357.0;id=1020;image)
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That image was old the first three times you showed it to us.
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(http://www.pugmanor.com/Cat-What-Cat.jpg)
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HEY, NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE PICTURES, BUT THAT IS WHAT FYCHAN IS FOR. BACK TO HUMOROUS HAPPENINGS FROM CHAT. THAT IS ALL.
[/cruise control for cool]
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Agreed.
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here's one thats both an image and a chat log to ease you through the transition
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[02:08] <@FyberOptic> girls are complicated
[02:08] <@FyberOptic> if you find an instruction manual on torrent, let me know
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[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck, the Super Sentai, has attained level 65! Next level in 56 days, 04:22:00.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck|Oblivion: The light of the gods shines down upon you! You have found the level 161 Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword! Your enemies' hatred is brought to a quick end as you arc your wrist, dealing the crushing blow.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck [64/936] has challenged Theddy [404/570] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to Deck's clock.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck reaches next level in 60 days, 02:45:08.
[10:13] <+Bluejay> Um, I think that sword's broken....
[10:15] <+Deck|Oblivion> Weilding the sword turns me into a tard in his underwear singing the Spock/Shatner fight music as he runs about the countryside killing things
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[18:08] * ShuryouGospel has joined #fybertech
[18:10] <Sino> power level
[18:10] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[18:10] <Sino> god damn we should turn that off.
[18:11] <Sino> power level
[18:11] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[18:11] <ShuryouGospel> we could just stop saying power level
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[20:30] <Armature> plz don't say you did something like with POWER LEVEL
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <Armature> holy fuck
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <flak> hey
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <flak> stop
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <Bluejay> it burns!
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <Armature> its script
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <ShuryouGospel> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
[20:30] <Boris> Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
[20:30] <Armature> fyber, kick em
[20:30] <Armature> or something
[20:30] <Armature> or not
[20:31] <Armature> jesu
[20:31] <Bluejay> do it anyway
[20:31] <ShuryouGospel> why you messing with my script Mr. boris?
[20:31] <Armature> holy shittt, that was nuts
[20:31] <Armature> says it again
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2 pages of it... TOO MUCH!
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Hey Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level?
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To fuck if I know.
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These are sunglasses, moron.
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Then why do they only cover one eye?
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It was the 90s. Anything went back then.
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Then why do they only cover one eye?
Because thier hair covered the other?
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Later depth perception.
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[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck, the Super Sentai, has attained level 65! Next level in 56 days, 04:22:00.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck|Oblivion: The light of the gods shines down upon you! You have found the level 161 Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword! Your enemies' hatred is brought to a quick end as you arc your wrist, dealing the crushing blow.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck [64/936] has challenged Theddy [404/570] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:23:08 is added to Deck's clock.
[10:12] <Fyborg> Deck reaches next level in 60 days, 02:45:08.
[10:13] <+Bluejay> Um, I think that sword's broken....
[10:15] <+Deck|Oblivion> Weilding the sword turns me into a tard in his underwear singing the Spock/Shatner fight music as he runs about the countryside killing things
You forgot the link!
http://oblivioncable.ytmnd.com/
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<Vito> LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCY I'M HOME
<Vito> lucy = fyber btw
<FyberOptic> shit
* FyberOptic hides the goats in the closet
<Vito> fyber you got some splain' to do
<FyberOptic> /exagerated cry
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<Shadow> LETS ALL GO OUT FOR FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES
<FyberOptic> b-but it's cold out there
<Shadow> FROSTY
<Shadow> CHOCOLATE
<Shadow> MILKSHAKES
* Rhythm throws shadow out in to the snow, locks the door till he gets back
<FyberOptic> gives rhythm a raise
<Rhythm> :D
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[22:57] <Buzzard> "and Macs are for gays and women."
[22:58] <Buzzard> hey.. . ... . . ..!
[22:58] * Vito has changed the topic to: <+Buzzard> Macs are for gays and women
[22:59] <Yutz> Yes sir
[22:59] <Vito> don't worry buzzard we don't think you're a woman
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Mudkips are in our chat taking all our love.
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mine renders it better I daresay.
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I don't know where to put this exactly, but this fellow messaged me last night (http://www.fybertech.com/fyrp/readlog.php?name=australia1901.log) when I was trolling a #teens channel. Rainbow text is for maximum annoyance.
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<Shadow> LETS ALL GO OUT FOR FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES
<FyberOptic> b-but it's cold out there
<Shadow> FROSTY
<Shadow> CHOCOLATE
<Shadow> MILKSHAKES
* Rhythm throws shadow out in to the snow, locks the door till he gets back
<FyberOptic> gives rhythm a raise
<Rhythm> :D
I-I like milkshakes....
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Milkshakes are not ok when it is 3000 degrees below zero outside, I guess.
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Theres always time for milks shakes!
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Theres always time for milks shakes!
amen brother, amen.
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I knew I had followers.
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(http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/recipe_images/Chocolate_Peanut_Butter-Banana_Milk_Shake.jpg)
Oh wow, lol...nice.
Anyway, back to the funny chat things.
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[13:31] <+Bluejay> Fyber at first I thought your avatar on the board was light shining through bullet holes
[13:33] <@FyberOptic> then you realized I would have hit my target in just one shot am i rite
[13:33] <+Bluejay> no
[13:33] <@FyberOptic> a-am i rite
[13:33] <+Bluejay> no
[13:33] <@FyberOptic> something's wrong here..!
[13:34] <+Bluejay> Fyber your target was painted on the broad side of that barn... you shot the storm door on that house... in the other direction
[13:35] <@FyberOptic> details, details
[13:35] <+Bluejay> and oddly enough you spelled "EAT LEAD TRACY"
[13:35] <@FyberOptic> I was trying to spell "EAT AT JOES"
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[21:08] * Doc hits Deck on the noggin with the Casey Bat.
[21:09] <Deck> *Doc Whiffs*
[21:09] <Fyborg> Doc and Deck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[21:09] <Fyborg> Doc reaches next level in 0 days, 01:49:28.
[21:09] <Fyborg> Deck reaches next level in 5 days, 04:32:57.
[21:09] <Deck> lol such coincidence
[21:10] <Doc> Apperently, our religion involves hitting each other with bats.
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[00:08] <FyberOptic> http://www.dumbie.com/443/Guy-travels-through-time-and-proves-it.html
[00:08] <FyberOptic> crazy norges
[00:09] <+Armature> why not plug-in mr opera
[00:11] <+Deck> A tatoo? That's the only proof?
[00:11] <FyberOptic> the guy looked somewhat similar too
[00:11] <FyberOptic> still bs but funny that it'd make it on a show
[00:11] <+Deck> Phoenix Wright would be all over this video
[00:11] <+Armature> it's his daddddddddd
[00:12] * +Armature opens court record, picks photo of tattoo comparison
[00:12] * +Armature slams hands on desk
[00:12] <+Armature> Your honor, look at the tattoos
[00:12] <+Deck> Judge: Please point out where in this image lies the contradiction
[00:12] * +Armature touches the older version's tattoo
[00:13] <+Armature> Right there your honor
[00:13] <+Deck> I don't quite see where you're getting to Mr. Wright?
[00:13] <FyberOptic> prosecutor, test the semen
[00:13] <+Deck> Bailiff, who is that man?
[00:13] <+Armature> (Am I really sure about this...? Yes.)
[00:13] * @Vito gives them ropes to tie knots with
[00:14] * FyberOptic just slams fists a bunch of times
[00:14] <+Armature> Look at the tattoos, they look the same don't they?
[00:14] <+Deck> Why... they both look fresh!
[00:14] <+Armature> BUT, if this really was his older self, wouldn't the tattoo be faded on the older man?
[00:14] * +Armature sticks arm out
[00:14] <+Armature> The defendent didn't travel through time at all!
[00:15] * Deck is now known as VonKarma
[00:15] <+VonKarma> OBJECTION!
[00:15] * Armature is now known as MrNick
[00:16] <+VonKarma> Oh you foolish fool with foolish fooliness
[00:16] <+VonKarma> Even if the defendant didn't travel through time, you've proven nothing!
[00:17] <+VonKarma> Your Client is on trail for something else entirely, not travelling through time
[00:17] <+MrNick> (She's right, what was he on trial for again...?)
[00:18] <+VonKarma> (I didn't really think this through anyway)
[00:18] * VonKarma is now known as Deck
[00:18] * Doc is now known as Judge
[00:18] * Judge is back from (auto-away after 1hr min idle) after 4wks 4days 16mins 33secs
[00:18] <Judge> Bwagh, there goes my thing.
[00:18] <+Deck> You can still try
[00:18] <+MrNick> [GET BACK IN CHARACTER DECK]
[00:18] * Deck is now known as VonKarma
[00:19] <+VonKarma> [GO DOC]
[00:19] <Judge> [Man, the judge just kinda sits there and looks old.
[00:19] <+MrNick> Your honor, can you uh.. re-read the charges please
[00:20] <Judge> The defendant is on trial for getting the internet riled u.
[00:21] * +MrNick stares at the court record
[00:21] * +VonKarma whips Judge
[00:21] <+VonKarma> GET ON WITH IT
[00:21] * Judge looks shocked
[00:22] <Judge> The prosecution will refrain from whipping me!
[00:22] * +MrNick hangs head, sweats
[00:22] <+VonKarma> (I don't believe it, he never had those kind of balls in the game!)
[00:22] <+MrNick> (Now he stands up to her)
[00:23] <+MrNick> (mf not my thoughts, GET OUT OF MY HEAD)
[00:23] <Judge> (Hey, I haven't even seen VonKarma in the game yet!)
[00:23] <+VonKarma> Sorry, spoilers~!
[00:23] <Judge> (Imagine that being read like Barry White)
[00:24] <+MrNick> OBJECTION!
[00:24] <+MrNick> The internet is full of dicks your honor
[00:24] <Judge> Objection sustained. This is common knowledge.
[00:24] * +MrNick hangs head, sweats
[00:25] <+VonKarma> Good Job Mr. Wright, I believe you have just defamed your own client
[00:25] <+VonKarma> Your Honor, the Prosecution has it's own evidence to present
[00:25] <Judge> I'll allow it.
[00:25] <+MrNick> [Dude, you play von karma good]
[00:25] <+VonKarma> [I've been playing the games non stop for a week or two]
[00:26] <Judge> [I like beans]
[00:26] <+MrNick> OBJECTION!
[00:26] <+MrNick> Who is my defendent again?
[00:26] <+MrNick> I got struck on the head in the last case, I have a doctor's note
[00:26] <Judge> Mr. Wright, I'm disappointed in you.
[00:27] * +MrNick presents doctor's note
[00:27] <Judge> To not even know who you are defending, why, it goes against the very principals of being a lawyer.
[00:27] <Judge> I'm afraid I'm going to have to penalize you.
[00:27] <+VonKarma> *BOOM*
[00:27] * Judge explodes an exclamation mark.
[00:27] * +MrNick hangs head, sweats
[00:27] <+VonKarma> A floorplan of the Defendant's own home, and the kitchen, which will show it is IMPOSSIBLE for the defendant to have left the kitchen through under his sink
[00:28] * +VonKarma extends hands, bows
[00:28] <+VonKarma> Trail Over
[00:28] * +MrNick checks floorplan
[00:28] <+VonKarma> [Just make up whatever you see]
[00:28] <+MrNick> OBJECTION!
[00:28] <+MrNick> This is a piece of paper with a penis drawn on it!
[00:29] <+VonKarma> W-WHAT!
[00:29] * +VonKarma pounds desk
[00:29] <@Vito> i was looking for that
[00:29] * Judge bangs gavel.
[00:29] <+VonKarma> (That gumshoe will get a cut in his pay for that!)
[00:29] * +MrNick taps paper like an important guy
[00:29] <+Theddy> What's happening?
[00:30] <+VonKarma> [Vito and Theddy stand next to Mr. Nick in the defentant's desk, where Maya would be]
[00:30] <+Theddy> Some trail?
[00:30] * Rotary_Turbo has joined #fybertech
[00:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Rotary_Turbo
[00:30] [Fyborg] Rotary_Turbo, the level 52 corner carver, is now online from nickname Rotary_Turbo. Next level in 7 days, 16:33:04.
[00:30] <+Theddy> Are we like, the defense's helpers?
[00:30] <+Theddy> Or the defendants?
[00:30] <+MrNick> Be quiet pearls
[00:30] <+VonKarma> [Helpers]
[00:31] <+VonKarma> [Also you can channel dead women and grow breasts doing so]
[00:31] <+MrNick> [HAWT]
[00:31] <+VonKarma> [UNF UNF UNF]
[00:31] * Judge bangs gavel.
[00:31] <Judge> The prosecution and defense will refrain from being pedophiles.
[00:31] <+MrNick> :/
[00:35] * Theddy is now known as ChanneledMia
[00:36] <+VonKarma> HOT
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[19:38] <@DrBoris> chillin out maxin relaxin or coolin and shootin some bball outside of the school
[19:38] <@FyberOptic> when a coupla' guys, they were up to no good
[19:38] <@FyberOptic> started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
[19:38] <@DrBoris> fyber
[19:38] <@DrBoris> lets go raiding
[19:38] <+Shadow> RADING
[19:38] <@FyberOptic> haw
[19:38] <@FyberOptic> where
[19:38] <+Shadow> R*RAIDING
[19:38] <@DrBoris> ehhh, we're using esper
[19:39] <@DrBoris> and I don't want to get banned from dynasty
[19:39] <@DrBoris> lemee find a good target
[19:39] <@DrBoris> with like a #furry or something
[19:39] <@FyberOptic> wow #furry isn't number one there anymore
MEANWHILE...
[19:39] * Now talking in #furry
[19:39] * irc.fybertech.net sets mode: +nt
[19:40] * Shadow (~Shadow@adsl-69-209-174-96.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net) has joined #furry
[19:40] <Shadow> WHY DOES THIS CHANNEL EXIST
[19:40] <@FyberOptic> IMMA FURRY
[19:40] * FyberOptic sets mode: +o Shadow
[19:40] <@FyberOptic> now you are too
[19:41] <@Shadow> turns intoa fox
[19:41] <@FyberOptic> wiggles wolfie-toes
[19:41] <@Shadow> OH GOD
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[23:44] <@DrBoris> hey Deck, did you ever get a city of heroes demo?
[23:44] <@DrBoris> oh you probably don't have the space sitting around anyway, lols nevermind~
[23:45] <+Deck> I never actually played it so no
[23:45] <+Deck> Also I HAVE THE ROOM GIVE IT TO ME NIGGER
[23:45] <@DrBoris> n-not have
[23:45] <+Deck> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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http://boris.fybertech.com/media/ectoissat.mp3
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<FyberOptic> plx I do the same thing
<Rhythm> shut up fyber
<FyberOptic> don't make me start
<Rhythm> oh thats it
* Rhythm tackles Fyber
<Buzzard> GO TO YOUR ROOMS NOW
Later on...
<FyberOptic> barp
<Rhythm> shut up
<FyberOptic> it's on
* Rhythm tackles Fyber once more
<FyberOptic> MY BONES
<Rhythm> MINE HEADPHONES
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<Rhythm> shut up Fyber
<FyberOptic> now you done it
* Rhythm wrestles Fyber all through the lab
* Buzzard has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
* Buzzard (~Orz@ip68-5-63-143.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #fybertech
* ChanServ gives voice to Buzzard
<FyberOptic> you broke buzzard
<Buzzard> prolly
<Rhythm> he deserved it
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<Rhythm> Where is everyone? Not even Fyber has said anything since I logged on
* FyberOptic tackles
* Rhythm and FyberOptic wrestle all through the lab for hours, breaking and knocking over stuff
<FyberOptic> later valuable research
<Rhythm> You were never gonna use it anyway
* Rhythm throws a moniter at Fyber
<FyberOptic> I would have half-used it
<Rhythm> The other half is the tower
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POST ITTT
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<FyberOptic> mexican coins are "belly" and "back" instead of "heads" and "tails"
<FyberOptic> b/c wetback you see
<Boris> RACST
<Boris> why are you hating my people :(
<FyberOptic> back to mines plx
* Boris sighs, pick-axe's another burito from the mine wall
<FyberOptic> if I were an artist, I'd be drawing a mexican mining burritos right now
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rhythm found a mexican coin on his desk which prompted the entire thing. but now we know where burritos really come from.
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<FyberOptic> time to HOG
<Fyborg> FyberOptic has summoned the Hand of God.
*<Fyborg> Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Vito with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 10:43:06 from level 77.
<Fyborg> Vito reaches next level in 32 days, 05:02:55.
<FyberOptic> lol oop
<Sterling> w2g
<Rhythm> lol
<Boris> har
<Boris> its punishment
<Boris> for homosexuality
<FyberOptic> yay or nay for another try
<Rhythm> for giving borz access to clear
<Boris> it'll just burn vito
<Rhythm> yay
<Boris> again
<Boris> which is cool with me and all
<Sterling> yay
<Boris> yay
<FyberOptic> good enough for me
<Fyborg> FyberOptic has summoned the Hand of God.
<Fyborg> Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried FyberOptic 9 days, 21:41:31 toward level 72.
<Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level in 10 days, 07:23:39.
<Rhythm> i need those three days taken off Boris added on to me
<FyberOptic> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddddd
<Rhythm> D:<
<FyberOptic> I'll do it again since that was me
<Blazeman> Yeah.
<FyberOptic> or for me
<Fyborg> FyberOptic has summoned the Hand of God.
<Fyborg> Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Rhythm 11 days, 22:46:49 toward level 54.
<Fyborg> Rhythm reaches next level in 6 days, 03:44:08.
<Boris> so vito gets punished for homosex but fyber flys ahead?
<Blazeman> There we go.
<FyberOptic> clerly I'm not a real homo
<Boris> all day scratcher head me
<Rhythm> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<FyberOptic> brb guys
*<Vito> WHY DON'T YOU GIVE MY LOVE A CHANCE
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[00:53] <+Bluejay> Well iffin anyone needs me, just type my name a time or three, gonna play some pokemons
[00:53] <+Rotary_Turbo> Bluejay Bluejay Bluejay
[00:53] <+Rotary_Turbo> I don't know...
[00:54] <+Shadow> IT'S LIKE BEETLEJUICE
[00:54] * +Bluejay appears in a black and white striped suit
[00:54] <+Rotary_Turbo> What was the one you did in front of a mirror?
[00:54] <+Armature> candyman
[00:54] <+Rotary_Turbo> Ah, yea.
[00:54] <+Bluejay> or bloody mary
[00:54] <Metbot> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
[00:54] <+Shadow> Candyman
[00:54] <+Shadow> Candyman
[00:54] <+Shadow> Biggie Smalls
[00:55] <+Deck> Did you say
[00:55] <+Deck> Candlejack?
[00:55] <+Rotary_Turbo> metbot kill Candyman
[00:55] <Metbot> RRRRRAAAARRARRRRARRAR
[00:55] * Metbot tackles candyman
[00:55] <+Shadow> gets killed by a gangster rapper with a hook hand and beezs
[00:55] <+Bluejay> Hey, that candy-shop guy in the orriginal Willy Wonka said Candyman like... 30 times in the span of 2 minutes
[00:56] <+Shadow> He got killed later.
[00:56] <+Shadow> In a deleted scene.
[00:56] <+Armature> fuck that shit
[00:56] <+Armature> he killed him and made him into gum
[00:56] <+Armature> or taffy
[00:56] <+Armature> or jawbreakers
[00:56] <+Shadow> Or bee candy
[00:56] <+Shadow> Or maybe even...
[00:56] <+Shadow> Blood pudding
[00:56] <Metbot> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
[00:56] <+Rotary_Turbo> or sent him to the taxidermest to be mounted...
[00:56] <+Rotary_Turbo> WATE...
[00:57] <+Shadow> Ok... gonna try this
[00:57] <+Shadow> Candyman
[00:57] <+Shadow> Biggie Smalls
[00:57] <+Shadow> Candlejack
[00:57] <+Shadow> ...Ok I'm alive.
[00:57] * +Rotary_Turbo ...everbody dies
[00:58] <+Shadow> Pfft, Biggie Candyjack doesn't exist.
[00:58] <+Armature> kcajeldnac
[00:59] <+Rotary_Turbo> farmersalmanac?
[00:59] <+Shadow> Baaaaaaald
[01:00] <+Rotary_Turbo> WHEN DO I PUT MY TATERS OUTTT....farmersalmanac~
[01:00] <+Rotary_Turbo> Ever try and read one of those? It's like, "Wait...what?"...
[01:00] <+Rotary_Turbo> You have to know how to read it, or somthing.
[01:01] <+Bluejay> well, to get back to "[00:56] <+Shadow> Or bee candy" There was the scene where Wonka's incredible gum was being made, you DID see a behive involved in the process
[01:01] <+Bluejay> and the shopkeeper DID say Wonka was "the Candyman"
[01:01] <+Bluejay> had to get that roast beef flavor somewhere....
[01:02] <+Shadow> Willy Wonka: Candy maker, or supernatural killer?
[01:03] <+Rotary_Turbo> We know he's one....but maybie, he's BOTH.
[01:03] <+Rotary_Turbo> I mean, he just might make candy~
[01:04] <+Shadow> Or he might be a black guy with a hook for a hand.
[01:04] <+Shadow> A pirate candy maker?
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[20:34] <@Boris> uh
[20:34] <@Boris> oh
[20:34] <@Boris> I'm getting the urge to write fanfiction again
[20:35] <+Deck> He gently caresses her large forehead
[20:35] <+Deck> With his own
[20:35] <@Boris> oh good
[20:35] <@Boris> deck killed the urge
[20:35] <@Boris> soundly
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[20:37] <@Boris> so I was thinking
[20:38] <@Boris> of a fybertech like Wacky Races setup
[20:38] <+Deck> Here comes Fyber in the Blacklight Special
[20:39] <+Deck> "I'll use my pants parachute to get the drop on them! Heeheehee~"
[20:39] <+Deck> *donk hoop shwonk*
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[20:43] <Sterling> Id be those two army guys, Sergeant Blast and Private Meekly
[20:43] <+Deck> Vito drives whatever noir detectives drive
[20:44] <+Deck> An office desk on wheels?
[20:44] <@Boris> lol god how does everybody remember this show
[20:44] <Sterling> cuz it was awesome
[20:44] <Sterling> with dick dastardly
[20:44] <@Boris> I like the idea of Vito having just like a sedan
[20:44] <@Boris> with his office inside
[20:44] <+Deck> I have mentioned this 100 times before but Muttley and I have the same birthday I think
[20:45] <@Boris> Deck and Mets share like the Robozoo Racer
[20:45] <Shadow> Ok, learned Dastardy and Muttley's car is called "The Mean Machine"
[20:45] <@Boris> Fyber and Gordon drive the Hologram Hustler
[20:45] <+Deck> *penelopy steps into Vito's car for a lift, she's confused because she's black and white and has a feather scarf in an office*
[20:45] <@Boris> its just an old truck but HEAT makes it into whatever they need for a while
[20:46] <@Boris> + fails in comical ways sometimes
[20:46] <@Boris> then Gordon gives his catchphrase
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[20:55] <Armature> making a faceless electric hero type guy
[20:59] <Armature> how does the Electro Detective sound?
[20:59] <+Yutz> lame
[20:59] <Armature> wasn't asking you~
[20:59] <Deck> What detective electrocutes his enemies?
[20:59] <Armature> best kind
[20:59] <+DracoLordHavenX> One that was too hardcore for the force?
[21:00] <+Speed_Lancer> HAR
[21:00] <+Speed_Lancer> You gonna be an "electro-dick"?
[21:00] <Armature> changes name to that
[21:02] <Armature> unless someone comes up with a different suggestion I'm going with the Electro Dective, hmm maybe Electric Detective
[21:02] <Armature> yeah, electric
[21:03] <Deck> DO ELECTRO DICK
[21:03] <Deck> You get confesions out of people by shocking them
[21:04] <+Speed_Lancer> Do it, or you'll be an electro-PUSSY from now on
[21:04] <Deck> And he has one eye, a patch eye
[21:04] <Deck> So he's a one eyed private electro dick
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<Boris> Haul is a ass
<Boris> u no
* Rotary_Turbo hauls ass
<Rhythm> nah really, only old dexbots I ever met are Yutz, Doc and Deck
<Deck> O-OLD?!
<Rhythm> SUP GRANDPA
<Deck> smacks with cane
<FyberOptic> CANE CANE CANE
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[17:56] <+Bluejay> 1 RT 2RT 3 RT....
[17:57] * Bluejay is now known as AR_TEE_UH_WEIGH_FOR
[18:01] * R_T_away2 is now known as Ahr_tee_ahwai
[18:02] <+Ahr_tee_ahwai> Haw, top of list is me~
[18:02] <+AR_TEE_UH_WEIGH_FOR> 0H N035!! M0R3 C10N35
[18:02] -Ahr_tee_ahwai:+#fybertech- I'm almost as l33t as Fyber~
[18:03] * AR_TEE_UH_WEIGH_FOR is now known as AAR_TEE_UH_WEIGH
[18:03] <+AAR_TEE_UH_WEIGH> H4H4
[18:03] <+Ahr_tee_ahwai> H9
[18:03] <+AAR_TEE_UH_WEIGH> I can keep this up all day
[18:03] * Ahr_tee_ahwai is now known as aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[18:04] * AAR_TEE_UH_WEIGH is now known as A
[18:04] <+aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa> D:
[18:04] <+aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa> WTF@case domanance.
[18:04] * aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is now known as z
[18:04] <+z> Haw, bottom of list, XD.
[18:05] * A is now known as zz
[18:05] <+zz> LOL
[18:05] <+z> WTF@
[18:05] <+zz> now is when zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[18:05] * z is now known as ZZ_Top
[18:05] * zz is now known as zzz3
[18:05] <+ZZ_Top> Strokes overly long beard~
[18:06] * ZZ_Top is now known as R_T_away2
[18:06] <+R_T_away2> BBL
[18:06] <+zzz3> amish or jew?
[18:06] * zzz3 is now known as Bluejay
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[21:08] <FyberOptic> blarg, I hate this full version of Acrobat sometimes
[21:08] <FyberOptic> I needed to update, so I installed a version my brother had
[21:08] <FyberOptic> well it has lots of fancy features, but one of them is opening several windows in the same instance of the application
[21:08] <Boris> adobe is horribly inefficient for basically being a bmp with searchable text
[21:08] <FyberOptic> except you get individual windows as if they were separate programs
[21:08] <FyberOptic> close one, and they all close
[21:09] <FyberOptic> you have to click the other X, since it's actually an MDI app
[21:09] <FyberOptic> it just doesn't appear like any other MDI app ever
[21:09] <Boris> office does that shit too actually
[21:09] <Boris> new window for every document, but the big x closes em all
[21:09] <FyberOptic> dum
[21:09] <FyberOptic> I can't turn it off either
[21:10] <FyberOptic> I'm used to the old viewer, one instance per document
[21:10] <Boris> let's go fuck adobe in the butt
[21:10] <Boris> in protest
[21:10] * FyberOptic starts to get up, grunts, ends up just opening his PDFs again
[21:11] <Rotary_Turbo> Yea, Adobe...HOW 'BOUT THEM APPLES!?
[21:12] <Boris> I must be tired
[21:12] <Boris> I'm giggleing at 'fuck in the butt' a little too hard
[21:14] <FyberOptic> it's okay, it was kind of funny coming from you
[21:14] <FyberOptic> the man of few gay jokes
[21:17] <Rotary_Turbo> I-I didn't take it as a gay joke...
[21:19] <FyberOptic> Adobe's ceo did
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[22:58] <+Rotary_Turbo> Oh snap....the local station keeps the current temp in the bottom right corner of the TV....it says -66 D:
[22:58] <+Rotary_Turbo> HUGER TEMP DROP
[22:59] <+Rotary_Turbo> Wait, it just went to 23 then 53 degrees... ':\
[22:59] <+Rotary_Turbo> Technical difficulties~
[22:59] <Borzzzzzzz> there is only one explaination
[22:59] <Borzzzzzzz> the sun is approaching your location
[22:59] <Borzzzzzzz> fast
[22:59] <Borzzzzzzz> your only hope is to raise shields until the it passes
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[12:05] <+Bluejay> so I'm eating fruits and vegies now.... no more fatty asses for me
[12:19] <Fyborg> Bluejay [571/662] has challenged Boris [258/564] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:29:13 is removed from Bluejay's clock.
[12:19] <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 11 days, 20:39:50.
[12:20] <@Boris> you are pumped
[12:20] <@Boris> apperently
[12:20] <@Boris> + my face
[12:20] <+Bluejay> it's the fruit
[12:27] <Fyborg> Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Bluejay 2 days, 23:08:04 toward level 58.
[12:27] <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 8 days, 21:24:14.
[12:27] <+Bluejay> BEHOLD THE POWER OF FRUIT!
[12:30] <@Boris> har
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[12:11] <Rotary_Turbo> I would have used the same pass if I did it.
[12:12] <Rotary_Turbo> Did somebody register that as a joke? xD
[12:12] <@FyberOptic> it says it hasn't seen r_t_away for 3w 1d 20h 21m 42s
[12:13] <+Rhythm> =o
[12:13] <Rotary_Turbo> ?
[12:13] <Rotary_Turbo> That's messed up. I didn't register my away nick, I don't think.
[12:13] <@FyberOptic> second to the longest amount of time being Omnicore at 1y 43w 2d 14h 7m 7s
[12:13] <Rotary_Turbo> Haw.
[12:14] <+Bluejay> I thought Spug had longest time
[12:14] <Fyborg> Bluejay [499/662] has challenged FyberOptic [711/887] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:20:16 is added to Bluejay's clock.
[12:14] <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 2 days, 10:43:01.
[12:14] <@FyberOptic> that's just since last logged in
[12:14] <+Bluejay> that's what I get for thinking apparently, Fyber beats me down
[12:16] <@FyberOptic> you were supposed to rent the thinking cap first
[12:16] <@FyberOptic> for $99.99
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<FyberOptic> lol when I was young and we'd visit (when my grandparents lived here and we lived somewhere else), I used to swing really high in that thing
<FyberOptic> being a kid I never thought about it ever possibly breaking
<FyberOptic> luckily it didn't
<Rhythm> that was sabotagueing for today Fyber~
* Rotary_Turbo has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<FyberOptic> his chains..!
<Rhythm> Fyber, so you were swinging high on that swing a long time ago, you were planning on the chains to break today then...!
<Rhythm> sabotuer
<FyberOptic> I timed it perfectly
<FyberOptic> actually silver and I were sitting it in like an hour or two prior to it breaking, and I was on the side that later broke when silver was there
<FyberOptic> it was making an odd sound and I decided to get up since my butt hurt sitting there anyway
<Rhythm> lose some weight fyber
<FyberOptic> are you calling me a fatass
<Rhythm> i ain't calling you skinny
<FyberOptic> I would hope not
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He typed "skibby", and I'm certainly not skibby..!
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Skibby means something?
Anywho
MisterChimpo> shit
<MisterChimpo> i just swallowed a quarter
<Mets> oh god
<FyberOptic> for reals?
<Mets> what
<MisterChimpo> yah
<FyberOptic> how did you accomplish that feat
<MisterChimpo> i was chewing on the top of a soda bottle cap
<MisterChimpo> which had a quarter in it
<MisterChimpo> and i guess the quarter fell out.
<Mets> you gonna try and puke it up, or poop it out?
<Bluejay> your next poop is now worth more that "a shit"
<MisterChimpo> aw, i'll just poop it later
<Mets> i dunno man
<Rotary_Turbo> LOL.
<Mets> that's gonna hurt like fuck
<MisterChimpo> hmm
<MisterChimpo> well i'm not gonna puke
<MisterChimpo> so i'll deal, i spose
<Rotary_Turbo> Never underestimate te elasticity of the anus.
<Rotary_Turbo> That's an Adam Corola quote, XD.
<Fyborg> Bluejay [528/662] has challenged Deck [545/776] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:19:56 is added to Bluejay's clock.
<Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 2 days, 01:46:06.
<Rotary_Turbo> A friend of mine swallowed a nickel in middle school, and it did come back out whole. Stomach acid isn't THAT strong.
<Mets> wash it down with lots of coke
<Mets> and corm
<Mets> and camdey
* Bluejay shits bricks
<MisterChimpo> sounds right...!
<Mets> and marmalade
<MisterChimpo> bee arr bee
<FyberOptic> I read about somebody that swallowed a quater and they were told to just let it pass
<Mets> *Chimpo pees it out*
<Rotary_Turbo> D:
<FyberOptic> if you crap out two dimes and a nickel though, I'd be worried
<Mets> w-what abbout 24 pennies
<FyberOptic> I'd ask where the other one went
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<Rhythm> <SoundFreak> you know what would be awesome
<Rhythm> <Izon|Working> Sharks with freaking laser beams?
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Not that funny.
You also could have just put what soundfreak and izon said, minus your "I lol'd."
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So Rhythm had the idear to play a word game, so I figured I'd check it out.
[23:01] * Now talking in #wordgame
[23:01] <FyberOptic> hell I'll do it
[23:01] * Rotary_Turbo has joined #wordgame
[23:01] <@Rhythm> ok
[23:01] <Rotary_Turbo> I DON'T GET ITTT
[23:02] <@Rhythm> I'll start with a word and we'll go from there
[23:02] <@Rhythm> Seven
[23:02] <FyberOptic> little
...
[23:03] <@Rhythm> munchkins
[23:03] <FyberOptic> went
[23:04] <@Rhythm> to
[23:04] <FyberOptic> thuh
[23:04] <@Rhythm> porn
[23:04] <FyberOptic> site
[23:04] <@Rhythm> but
[23:04] <FyberOptic> it
[23:04] <@Rhythm> was
[23:04] <FyberOptic> about
[23:04] <@Rhythm> big
[23:04] <FyberOptic> horse
[23:04] <FyberOptic> *cracks up*
[23:05] * Buzzard has joined #wordgame
[23:05] <@Rhythm> damn it fyber quit trying to force me to say it
[23:05] <Buzzard> penis
[23:05] <@Rhythm> LOLL
[23:05] <Rotary_Turbo> XD
[23:05] <FyberOptic> haw h'haw
[23:05] <FyberOptic> buzzard wins
[23:05] <Buzzard> my work here is done
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[09:17] * Now talking in #fybertech
[09:17] * Topic is '<FyberOptic> what's a man to do with the dookie factory is at production and the truck isn't available to carry the cargo | <Rhythm> .......................... what? | <FyberOptic> I need to poop'
[09:17] * Set by FyberOptic!gear@75.130.75.35 on Tue Aug 07 13:34:59
[09:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Bluejay
[09:17] -Fyborg- Sorry, you're not in #fybertech.
[09:17] <Fyborg> Bluejay, the level 58 Air Master, is now online from nickname Bluejay. Next level in 16 days, 08:43:32.
[09:17] -Fyborg- Logon successful. Next level in 16 days, 08:43:32.
[09:20] <+Rhythm> god that pisses me off
[09:21] <+Rhythm> brb
[09:22] <+Bluejay> what? me entering?
[09:23] <+Bluejay> Well I'm sorry, but that's just rude.
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<Armature> LOL HAI GUYES
<Doc> GET OUT
* Rhythm ducks for cover at the sight of Mets
<Boris> OH GOD ITS METS
* Armature heaves Rhythm out of covers
* Armature throws him at Doc
<Rhythm> 8U
* Armature tears off Deck's arm, throws it through Boris
* Armature piledrives Prox
<Deck> W-What
<Boris> that left an impressive hole in my torso
* Rhythm swings doc at armature like a sword
<Doc> He's out of control!
<Deck> metbot kill armature
<Metbot> RRRRRAAAARRARRRRARRAR
* Metbot tackles armature
<Prox> i have been piledriven
<Rhythm> metbot destroy armature
<Metbot> SHORYUKEN
* Metbot punches armature into orbit
* Armature wrestles with Metbot until he gets bored and leaves again
<Rhythm> metbot obliterate Armature
<Metbot> PSYCHO CRUSHER
* Metbot spirals toward armature while on fire
<Armature> metbot remove everyone except mets
<Metbot> YESSIR!
* Metbot throws everyone except mets out into the street
<Armature> i love the idea of everyone screaming in horror as I enter a room screaming LOL HAI GUYES
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[22:51] <@FyberOptic> "lol o sory wrong link, try this one"
[22:51] <@FyberOptic> /lemonparty
[22:51] <+Deck> meatspin.gif
[22:51] <@Boris> /meatspin.gif
[22:51] <@Boris> HIVE MIND
[22:51] <+Deck> HIVEMIND
[22:51] <+Deck> shit
[22:51] <@Boris> haw
[22:51] <@Boris> it brings a tear to my eye Deck
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After Fyber's winning streak...
<Fyborg> Rhythm [531/843] has challenged FyberOptic [15/902] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:39:11 is removed from Rhythm's clock.
<Fyborg> Rhythm reaches next level in 26 days, 21:18:34.
<Rhythm> I beat fyber, wooooooooooo
<Fyborg> Rhythm [541/843] has challenged FyberOptic [675/902] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:31:47 is added to Rhythm's clock.
<Fyborg> Rhythm reaches next level in 29 days, 13:49:41.
<Rhythm> D:
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[22:04] <Doc> Deck, there's some spellcasting classes.
[22:04] <+Deck> WOAH THERE ARE SPELLCASTERS IN DnD?!?!fdsf
[22:04] <+Deck> fgfdsggtrfrgtbnhhtrg
[22:05] <Doc> >:[
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<FyberOptic> http://www.fybertech.com/4get/1188960199066.png
<Yutz> It's funny because they all have faults. . . !
<Rhythm> I lol'd @ the 4get
<Rhythm> but I don't understand the mac pic
<Doc> It's pretty, but it doesn't do shit
<FyberOptic> the comparisons are that linux was a functional device until they changed it, mac is a pretty pony cause it's only nice to look at and not use for anything, and pc is the workhorse but is screwed up and can't always do it
<Doc> FYBER WINS, FYBER WINS
<Rhythm> B-but macs can do stuff
* Rhythm pulls up the calculator
* FyberOptic switches to mac
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[22:47] <Yutz> Doc and I just had a GRAND OL' TIME
[22:48] <+Buzzard> you're a liar
[22:48] <Yutz> We used those disguise kits that turn you into snowmen in the middle of Stormwind
[22:48] <Yutz> and then proceeded to tell bad jokes for the next 25 minutes
[22:49] <+Deck> Yutz that brings back memories of Habbo Hotel
[22:49] <Yutz> What did we even do there again? I totally forgot
[22:49] <+Deck> I assume we accosted people in the hallways
[22:50] <Doc> Yeah.
[22:50] <Doc> Lots of accosting and POOL'S CLOSED
[22:50] <+Deck> I think it was before the habbo raids
[22:50] <Yutz> Yeah, it was long before POOLS CLOSED we used it
[22:50] <Doc> O rly
[22:50] <Prox> what is the point of habbo hotel anyway
[22:51] <Prox> is it just another way to spend money
[22:51] <Yutz> Habbo Hotel was quite possibly my first internet obcession
[22:51] <Yutz> I think I first got into it in 99 or 2000
[22:51] <Yutz> There really is no point
[22:51] <Yutz> It's just graphical chat
[22:51] <Doc> "He's taking down the city's biggest crime family. But he'd never imagine he'd come face to face with his own brother."
[22:52] <+Deck> "In a world..."
[22:52] <Doc> This sounds like direct-to-video, but apperently it's going to be a Big Thing.
[22:52] <Doc> And now the Mountain Dew/Halo 3 commercial which is scary accurate.
[22:52] <+Deck> "Where the Pool refused to open"
[22:52] <Doc> The only thing missing is all the foreigners screaming obscenities.
[22:52] <+Deck> "Habbo Hotel 2008"
[22:53] <+Deck> The Movie
[22:53] <Yutz> "The AIDS got in..."
[22:53] <Yutz> "But this summer, It won't get back out!"
[22:54] <+Deck> "A man without a dollar to his name lives in a furnitureless apartment, and he's not gonna take it anymore"
[22:54] <Yutz> "Chris Tucker... 'Do you hear me? I Asked A/S/L?!'"
[22:55] <+Deck> "A topsy turvy hotel holds a mysterious secret" *Scene of men teleporting through phonebooths*
[22:55] <Yutz> "Will Smith... 'I don't get this bartender. I want a beer and he'll only give me cola!'"
[22:56] <+Deck> "Bobcat Cothwait as The Nextdoor Neighbor that won't leave you alone"
[22:57] <Yutz> "Dave Chappelle... 'Hey baby, would you like to... trade for this bed?'"
[22:57] <+Deck> "A man accused for a crime he didn't commit... UNDERAGE SOLICITING"
[22:58] <+Deck> "It was the one armed Anonymous!"
[22:58] <Yutz> This is awesome
[22:59] <+Deck> "Arnold Swartenaggar as, The Helicopter Pilot"
[22:59] <Yutz> GET IN THE CHOPPA NOW!
[23:00] <Prox> oh man that reminds me
[23:00] <+Deck> "They came from another world, to combat aids, an army of clones"
[23:00] <Prox> jack black played a pilot in that waterworld movie
[23:00] <Yutz> "This summer, unlikely heroes will band together, and CLOSE"
[23:00] <Yutz> "GET DOWN"
[23:00] <Yutz> "The"
[23:00] <Yutz> "It's full of AIDS!"
[23:00] <Yutz> "POOL"
[23:01] <+Deck> [Habbo Hotel]
[23:01] <Yutz> (thisfilmisnotyetrated)
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[16:39] <MisterChimpo> a fetish is only a danger to your well-being when it dominates all other aspects of one's life
[16:39] <FyberOptic> d-does that mean I have a computer fetish? :(
[16:39] <MisterChimpo> depends
[16:39] <MisterChimpo> what is your reaction to the following
[16:40] <Boris> GENTLEMEN, WE'RE APPROACHING COMMEDY GOLD
[16:40] <DHaven> dildonics is the best computer term every, by the way
[16:40] <MisterChimpo> 01010100 01010101 01010010 01001110 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01000010 01000001 01000010 01011001
[16:40] <Shadow> I came.
[16:40] <FyberOptic> fuck that's hot
[16:40] <Shadow> Hard.
[16:40] <MisterChimpo> ENCODE IN HELL, BITFAG
[16:40] <Shadow> ZERO FUCK ZERO FUCK IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT!
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[02:02] <@Vito> how many years/semsteers you got left Doc?
[02:02] <Doc> I duno lol
[02:02] <Doc> Two or so.
[02:02] <@Vito> shew
[02:02] <@Vito> I thought you were farther along
[02:02] <Doc> That's what happens when you take two years off.
[02:02] <Doc> I might study abroad, too
[02:03] <@Vito> i like to study a broad
[02:03] <@Vito> if yo know what I mean
[02:03] * Doc beats Vito with a dead horse.
[02:03] <@Vito> thats what she said
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Such quotes today xD.
<Boris> ime sick as fuck~
<Rhythm> again
<Buzzard> what do I look like, a medic?
<Rhythm> DOC
<Doc> What
<Rhythm> Boris is sick
<Doc> Red pill or blue pill.
<Boris> MEDIC
<Boris> MEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIICCCC
<Doc> Red pill or blue pill.
<Boris> DOOOOOOKTOOOOOOOORRRR
<Rotary_Turbo> Jagged Little Pill?
* Doc needle gun Boris.
<Boris> doc we full well know both pills are huge
<Boris> and suppositories
<Doc> You get to chose the color you'll be puking~
* Rhythm tackles Fyber
<FyberOptic> later jaw
<Rhythm> I'm taking digital electronics in about a week
<FyberOptic> don't electrocute self
* Rhythm's penis gets caught in outlet
<FyberOptic> now you're a real fybertecher
<Rhythm> god it's mets
<Rhythm> sup
* Mets stares
* Mets stares harder
* Mets becomes horribly jewish, stares harder
<Rhythm> don't hurt me D:
<Mets> At least he cried
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[15:41] <+DHaven> DAD!?
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<Rhythm> Metbot feed Doc
<Metbot> TIGER APRICOT
* Metbot smashes doc in the face with a delicious fruit.
<Doc> I love you, Metbot.
<Metbot> Whatever, fag.
<Rotary_Turbo> Haw.
<Doc> Wait, that's a trigger too?
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<Doc> !dice 1000000000 2
<FyberOptic> that's stramge
<FyberOptic> maybe server lag
<Rotary_Turbo> It is a huge calculation.
<Rotary_Turbo> Rolling a 2 sided die over a million times~
<Doc> Take THAT, Fyborg!
<Rotary_Turbo> xD
<Deck> sup guys
<Doc> Breaking Fyborg
<Deck> !4get
* Fyborg has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<FyberOptic> lawl
<Rotary_Turbo> HAW
<Doc> ^5
<Deck> :O
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[16:42] <+Deck> Could you make a suit out of portable holes and become a walking hole?
[16:42] <+Bluejay> My mom dated a walking hole once
[16:42] <+Bluejay> asshole
[16:42] <+Rotary_Turbo> xD
[16:42] <@FyberOptic> haw
[16:43] <+Bluejay> even i got a chuckle off that
[16:43] <+Deck> epic
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[07:56] <Fyborg> Boris got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:10 from level 45.
[07:56] <Fyborg> Boris reaches next level in 0 days, 21:53:36.
[07:56] <+Bluejay> D:
[07:56] <+Bluejay> Boris no!
[07:56] <Lark> they make them tough in fybertech
[07:56] <+Bluejay> b-but he got knifed
[07:56] <Lark> he got knifed and it only slowed him down for two hours
[07:57] <+Bluejay> we must get to hospital
[07:57] <Lark> nah, just put a towel on it, he'll be fine
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[14:32] <+Armature> You see, love is like kodak film
[14:32] <+Armature> It'll be around forever
[14:32] <+Armature> heh heh heh
[14:33] <DHaven> You have to leave it in a dark room or it'll never develop?
[20:55] <+Deck> I think I found our next MAME title we need to play
[20:55] <+Deck> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnOiQ2x4CTc
[20:56] <+Armature> if this is Choaniki
[20:56] <+Armature> GOD HELP ME DECK
[20:56] <+Armature> IF IT'S CHO ANIKI
[20:59] <+Deck> downloads cho aniki, names the .rar baseball ninjas
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[09:15] * Now talking in #fybertech
[09:15] * Topic is 'It's May 15th today which means its Draco's and Vito's birthday and thus we're better than you '
[09:15] * Set by Vito!labs@fl-67-235-198-25.dhcp.embarqhsd.net on Thu May 15 00:50:09
[09:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Bluejay
[09:15] <@Fyborg> Bluejay, the level 50 Nerf Assassin, has been automatically logged in from nickname Bluejay. Next level in 5 days, 22:41:26.
[09:15] -Fyborg- Sorry, you are already online as Bluejay.
[09:16] <+Bluejay> aw, the topic lessens my self esteem
[09:16] <Lark> lol
[09:16] * Blazeman has joined #fybertech
[09:16] <@Fyborg> Kurisu, the level 30 Flame Swordsman, has been automatically logged in from nickname Blazeman. Next level in 0 days, 02:42:10.
[09:17] <Lark> If a few words in print lessens your self-esteem, you didn't have much to begin with
[09:17] <+Bluejay> *sniffles* that lessens my self esteem
[09:17] <Lark> YOU SUCK
[09:17] <+Bluejay> waaa-haaa-haaaa
[09:18] <Lark> k you don't suck
[09:18] <Lark> you're wonderful
[09:18] <+Bluejay> ^O^
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<+Chimp> fucking hell i hate math
<+Deck> problems making a sheet?
<+Chimp> Naw
<+Chimp> I have character sheets down pretty well
<+Chimp> I'm trying to figure out encounter levels
<+Chimp> 3.5
<+Deck> why 3.5?
<+Chimp> I'm not sure about 4.0
<+Deck> neat thing I found out today, you can find out the min-max of an XdY die roll, X = Minimum damage, X times Y = Maximum
<+Chimp> argh my brain
<+Deck> lol sorry
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<+Deck> Boris, can I shape my magic missile in DnD to look like a flying penis?
<@Boris> IF
<@Boris> YOU
<@Boris> MUST
<+Deck> Boris, can I use Prestidigitation to make images of dancing penises?
<@Boris> Deck
<@Boris> why don't you just roll a penis person
<@Boris> will that satiate your lust for penis
<DHaven> you can do that?!?
<DHaven> well now I need to get in on this
<@FyberOptic> now I want to play
<Shadow> I do too.
<@Boris> -_____________________________________________
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[18:26] <+Bluejay> as I said, a more interactive Avatar experience would be fun, being able to choose your bending disciplens, level them and so on
[18:26] <+Bluejay> by "kitty" he surely means penis
[18:26] <+Bluejay> and by "dirt" he obviously means "butt sex"
[18:29] * @Boris high five's bluejay
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Uh, I think you may have left out: [17:24] <FyberOptic> I guess I'll let kitty go wallow in the dirt before it starts storming
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So I did... I blame the "Kitty"
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[09:59] <+DHaven> Good morning, everyone.
[09:59] <@Fyborg> Buzzard [292/396] has challenged Boris [182/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:38:09 is removed from Buzzard's clock.
[09:59] <@Fyborg> Buzzard reaches next level in 5 days, 19:36:15.
[09:59] <@Fyborg> In the fierce battle, Boris dropped his level 66 set of leggings! Buzzard picks it up, tossing his old level 45 set of leggings to Boris.
[09:59] <Lark> morning drake
[09:59] <+DHaven> Man, I just wake up and already people are dropping pants.
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[21:30] <+Buzzard> WHERE THE HELL IS HOAGIE
[21:30] <+Buzzard> AND WHY IS HE LOGGED IN
[21:30] <+Bluejay> Sino! where you at nagger?
[21:30] <+Buzzard> CEENO
[21:30] <+DHaven> That's a pretty good question, actually. I didn't even realize that.
[21:31] <+Bluejay> C-Note
[21:31] <+Rotary_Turbo> Heh, that is odd.
[21:31] <+Rotary_Turbo> Also, it's all about the Benjamins?
[21:31] <+Bluejay> pentiums
[21:31] <+Bluejay> baby
[21:31] <+Rotary_Turbo> Indeed.
[21:31] <+Bluejay> song aboot Fyber?
[21:32] <+Rotary_Turbo> We are a veritiable plethora of pop culture references.
[21:32] <+Yutz> It's a country song
[21:32] <+Bluejay> too white and Nerdy?
[21:32] <+Yutz> Entitled "My liquids dun left me for another"
[21:33] <+Rotary_Turbo> G-green liquids?
[21:33] <+Yutz> The purple ones too.
[21:33] <+Rotary_Turbo> GREENNNN
[21:33] <+Rotary_Turbo> Well, whatever.
[21:33] <+Yutz> gween~
[21:34] <+Buzzard> He's busy hacking the gibson
[21:34] <+Rotary_Turbo> Well, I'ma out. I got some TV things I've DVR'd but never watched, then bedz perhaps.
[21:35] <+Rotary_Turbo> Latterz.
[21:35] * +Rotary_Turbo has quit IRC (Quit: BRB, FBI)
[21:35] <+Bluejay> "Oh My liquids dun left me for another,
[21:35] <+Bluejay> Think I'll go hang out with my crack head brother.
[21:35] <+Bluejay> Neither of us has the same mother!
[21:35] <+Bluejay> Oh my liquids dun left me for another."
[21:35] <+Bluejay> (P.S. dog dies + truck)
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GOD, NOT MY TRUCK
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Well we knew the Arvix goons got his truck, but I didn't know about the dog until now. .. ... .
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[17:20] <@Fyborg> Breaking News -- Former senator and presidential candidate John Edwards, in a written statement, admits to an extramarital affair in 2006.
[17:21] <+Buzzard> Draco's grey
[17:21] <+Buzzard> not black
[17:21] <+Buzzard> oh wait
[17:21] <+Buzzard> you said all black and grey
[17:21] <+Buzzard> whoops
[17:34] <+Bluejay> Fyborg
[17:34] <+Bluejay> nobody cares
[17:34] <+DHaven> I...I care
[17:35] <+Bluejay> no you don't
[17:35] <+DHaven> Since he's against gay marriage, it's a bit funny
[17:40] <@FyberOptic> but ann coulter said he was a fag . . . . . . .
[17:43] <+Bluejay> ann coulter is a lesbian
[17:44] <+Bluejay> she's in love with herself
[17:45] <+Buzzard> that's the best thing I've heard all day
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[10:46] <@Fyborg> Bluejay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:22 towards level 60.
[10:46] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 21 days, 15:16:08.
[10:47] <@Fyborg> Bluejay [52/514] has challenged Buzzard [253/419] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:20:53 is added to Bluejay's clock.
[10:47] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 23 days, 03:36:22.
[10:48] <+Bluejay> -_-
[10:48] <Lark> lawl
[10:48] <Blazeman> Good luck-Bad luck.[10:46] <@Fyborg> Bluejay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:22 towards level 60.
[10:46] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 21 days, 15:16:08.
[10:47] <@Fyborg> Bluejay [52/514] has challenged Buzzard [253/419] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:20:53 is added to Bluejay's clock.
[10:47] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 23 days, 03:36:22.
[10:48] <+Bluejay> -_-
[10:48] <Lark> lawl
[10:48] <Blazeman> Good luck-Bad luck.
[10:50] * +Bluejay hits Fyborg for being so mean. This wonderous godsend has acceperated them a billion days towards revenge.
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I think you may have hit ctrl+v twice there, chief.
Or you just posted yourself saying what had just been said. It'd be ok to trim that either way~
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[10:34] <+Bluejay> How you doing Drake
[10:35] <+DHaven> Okay.
[10:35] <+DHaven> Legs hurt a bit, but that's probably because I spent a long while walking.
[10:37] <+Bluejay> legs are inferior, you should get treads
[10:37] <+DHaven> How will I dance with treads
[10:37] <+Bluejay> like hero Wall-E
[10:37] <+DHaven> I'll be mucking up the floor, people will be booing.
[10:38] <+Bluejay> HEY!
[10:38] <+DHaven> I'll have to cancel my job as the black Power Ranger
[10:38] <+Bluejay> Johnny 5 could dance with treads
[10:38] <+DHaven> I'm not Johnny 5, now am I?
[10:38] <+DHaven> Am I?
[10:38] <+Bluejay> if you have treads, you might be
[10:39] * +DHaven keeps leaning closer and closer, glaring the whole time.
[10:39] * +Bluejay kisses your nose
[10:39] <+DHaven> finally
[10:41] <+Bluejay> =D
[10:41] <+Bluejay> glad 2 make u hapii
[10:45] <+Bluejay> "Do you or a loved one have treads? If you got treads to be like Johnny 5, you may be entitled to a large sum of money. Treads are actually a threat to life and Ice Hockey. Please, do not let you or your loved ones suffer from treads, and the social stigma that comes with them."
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[09:11] <@Boris> haw
[09:11] <@Boris> "Louisiana law allows teachers to bring in "supplemental textbooks" about evolution, demonstrating Creationist tactics taking on subtle changes over time, improving their chances to survive in today's scholastic environment"
[09:12] <+DHaven> man what
[09:12] <+DHaven> Also good morning, Boris
[09:13] <+Bluejay> One teacher was heard to say "Well, God tried smiting us once already, so screw that ass, we'll teach the truth."
[09:13] <@Boris> oh nothing,
[09:13] <+DHaven> Hey, you remember that one WoW bonus feature thing?
[09:13] <+DHaven> Were you sign up a friend and get a bunch of bonuses or whatever?
[09:13] <+Bluejay> Morning guys
[09:13] <@Boris> christians willfully interpreting their book literlally and being all over folks who disagree
[09:14] <@Boris> this has only been going on for like 1500 years, god
[09:14] <+DHaven> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veynN0mYlFY Here's someone using that to get from level 1 to 61 in 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
[09:14] <+DHaven> GO TEAM
[09:21] <@Fyborg> Rhythm, Deck, Armature, and Drake have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09:21] <@Fyborg> Drake [763/941] has come upon Armature [787/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:06:41 is added to Drake's clock.
[09:21] <@Fyborg> Drake reaches next level in 20 days, 17:54:27.
[09:25] <+Bluejay> why is there always betrayal?
[09:25] * +DHaven stares at Bluejay
[09:25] <+Bluejay> quest ends, someone turns on their companions
[09:26] * +Bluejay smiles at Drake and waves plesantly
[09:26] <+DHaven> I don't even know where I was going with this.
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[18:59] <@Boris> hay fyber
[18:59] <+Bluejay> Hi Boris
[18:59] <@Boris> sump
[18:59] <+Bluejay> ime fibre
[19:00] <@Boris> I donut habeeb
[19:00] <@Boris> I will test
[19:00] <@Boris> BEES
[19:00] <+Bluejay> GREEN LIQUIDS!
[19:01] <@Boris> wrong, sori
[19:01] * @Boris pulls Fyber mask off bluejay
[19:01] <+Bluejay> I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddeling kids
[19:02] <+Yutz> I am the king of Spain
[19:02] <@Fyborg> Bluejay [405/622] has challenged FyberOptic [308/888] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:02:19 is removed from Bluejay's clock.
[19:02] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 3 days, 22:42:11.
[19:03] <+Bluejay> If I cannot BE Fyber I will DESTROY Fyber
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<Deck> what's in the scout's bag anyway?
<Boris> granola and meth
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<Boris> let's say for reference
<Boris> that it's an actual gameplay bug
<Boris> 'the gnome can run under the tree branches and nobody can hit him'
<Boris> is your response to 1) fill out a bug report or 2) roll a gnome
<DHaven> invalid question, I'm always playing a gnome
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[14:01] <+MDude> SOmething tells me I should know what SP stands for my now.
[14:01] <+MDude> Salmon Pod?
[14:01] <@Boris> http://zip.4chan.org/co/src/1222968792181.jpg [oh anon, you're so silly]
[14:01] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/12229705013511.jpg TAG: oh anon, you're so silly
[14:01] <+Bluejay> I think that Nintendo officially stated SP didn't stand for anything
[14:02] <+Bluejay> they were just letters
[14:02] <+Deck> ffffffff
[14:02] <+MDude> I forgot about that version of Game Boy, though.
[14:02] <+Deck> "SPecial?"
[14:03] <+Bluejay> or Reggie had some cockamamy thing like "Super Platform" like DS stands for Duan Screen or to him "Developers system"
[14:03] <+MDude> "Small and Petite"?
[14:03] <+Bluejay> omg
[14:03] <+Bluejay> OMG
[14:03] <+Bluejay> OMG
[14:03] <+Bluejay> SARAH PALIN!!!!!!!
[14:04] <+MDude> So it was made to improve Japan-Alaska relations?
[14:04] <+Bluejay> Nintendo predicts the future
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[14:13] <+Rotary_Turbo> Halloh.
[14:14] <+Rotary_Turbo> I'ma chat for a bit, but it'll be time to leave for work in a bit.
[14:17] <+Bluejay> Work is for suckers, you should do drugs like cool ppl
[14:17] <+Bluejay> want a snoke?
[14:17] <+Bluejay> bere?
[14:18] <+Rotary_Turbo> LOL, to buy drugs you need monies~ I prefer spend my hard earned monies on computer parts tho.
[14:21] <+Bluejay> plz, drugs have better bandwith
[14:21] <+Bluejay> also great graphix
[14:21] <+Bluejay> i promise
[14:22] <+Bluejay> lightning fast dial-up
[14:22] <+Bluejay> 28.8 speeds
[14:22] <+Rotary_Turbo> xD
[14:23] <+Bluejay> beeeeeeeeeeeeeee booooooop keeerrrrrrrrrr bee-ong bee-ong kssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bada-dada-dip bada-dada-dip krrrrrrrrsssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[14:24] <+Rotary_Turbo> Nice interpretation of a modem dialing sound....
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[16:02] <+MDude> I just got back from doing stuff with my dad.
[16:03] <+MDude> I got a headset, a ethernet cable so I don't have to use the wireless connection that keeps dropping me on my desktop, and some camdy+hot chocolate.
[16:03] <+MDude> Also we got shoes and shirts.
[16:05] <+MDude> We also tired to get this "herpes" stuff that seems to be so pupular, but all the stores must be out.
[16:06] <+Rhythm> ...
[16:06] <+Rhythm> ...
[16:07] <+Rhythm> Dude
[16:07] <+Rhythm> Isn't that a STD?
[16:11] <+DHaven> best dad ever
[16:26] <@FyberOptic> you have to go behind the store to get the herpes
[16:27] <+MDude> Rhythm
[16:27] <+MDude> thatsthejoke.jpg
[16:27] <+Rhythm> I didn't do it
[16:27] <+MDude> Of coruse not. >.>
[16:28] <+MDude> ...GET HIM!
[16:28] <+Rhythm> D:
[16:28] * +MDude pulls a leaver, causing a net to fall form the ceiling.
[16:29] * +Rhythm steps to the side and stares
[16:29] <@FyberOptic> OH GOD WHERE DID THIS NET COME FROM
[16:29] <+MDude> Well, I tired.
[16:29] <+MDude> Also I tried.
[16:30] <+MDude> Fyber, we've been on the net this whole time.
[16:30] <@FyberOptic> I thought I was on the tubes
[16:31] <+MDude> The tubes are what delivers the nets.
[16:31] <+MDude> They're waded up into balls and sucked through.
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[10:59] <+Bluejay> My fellow Americans, I do believe in Food, and I will prove it exists. I'm off on the hunt!
[10:59] <@FyberOptic> good luck fine sir
[11:01] <@FyberOptic> Baddest of the Bands is supposed to come out today
[11:02] <@FyberOptic> a new part of the behind the scenes thing is out though http://www.telltalegames.com/videos/btbchapter2
[11:10] <@Fyborg> Armature [256/811] has challenged Bluejay [71/973] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:07:50 is removed from Armature's clock.
[11:10] <@Fyborg> Armature reaches next level in 9 days, 10:26:11.
[11:17] <+Bluejay> My fellow Fybertechians, I have seen the promised land, and it had Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
[11:18] <@FyberOptic> there's a cereal similar to that from malt-o-meal which is blueberry
[11:18] <@FyberOptic> Muffin Tops or something
[11:18] <+Bluejay> muffins are not good with crunch
[11:19] <@FyberOptic> http://www.malt-o-meal.com/pages/products/malt-o-meal-blueberry-muffin-tops.php?cereal=3&title=Blueberry%20Muffin%20Tops
[11:19] <@FyberOptic> I likes it
[11:19] <+Bluejay> they are good warm though, soft and w/milk
[11:19] <+Bluejay> Hmmm
[11:19] <+Bluejay> maybe goodness
[11:20] <+Bluejay> I found a store near here that sells all the friends of Count Chocula
[11:23] <+Bluejay> except the werewolf
[11:23] <+Bluejay> I can't find him anywhere
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[11:26] <+Bluejay> sorry, there was no wolf, there was:
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Frankenberry
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Boo Berry
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Fruit Brute
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Yummy Mommu
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Mummy
[11:28] <+Bluejay> AH that's why I was confused, Fruit Brute was a werewolf.
[11:32] <+Bluejay> Franken Berry was very popular when first introduced, even though the initial batches of the cereal used a dye that didn't break down in the body, causing many children's feces to be bright pink[citation needed], a symptom sometimes referred to as "Frankenberry Stool."
EDITZ:
[10:59] <+Bluejay> Hi I'm Crazy Jay, and here at Crazy Jay's House of Blue, we want to see you in Blue. Our prices are the lowest you've ever seen, Cyan for just 29.99, Sky for just 17.95, and for three days only, Robin's Egg for the crazy low price of only 9.95! No credit? Bad credit? No problem! So come on down to Crazy Jay's House of Blue, We've got the Blue for YOU!
[11:00] <+Bluejay> Crazy Jay's Exit 32 off the Blue Route.
[11:01] <MSleep> I'LL TAKE IT!
[11:04] <+Bluejay> Which one?
[11:05] <+Bluejay> or do you want the buisness
[11:05] <MSleep> No idea.
[11:05] <MSleep> I'm wondering what you're selling colors of.
[11:05] <+Bluejay> Blue
[11:06] <MSleep> I see.
[11:06] <+Bluejay> + I'm Crazy you know.
[11:06] <MSleep> And are you selling it by the photon?
[11:06] * MSleep is now known as MDude
[11:06] <+Bluejay> We only sell in bulk
[11:07] <+Bluejay> but at low low prices
[11:07] <+Bluejay> to undercut the market
[11:08] <MDude> I'll take a Cyan and two Robin's Egg.
[11:09] <DoctorWorm> http://zip.4chan.org/co/src/1225727545080.jpg
[11:09] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/12257285662732.jpg
[11:09] <+Bluejay> Here you go Sir, and are you part of our Better Blue Club?
[11:09] <+Bluejay> save 10% of every purchase
[11:10] <MDude> Not really, this is my first time here.
[11:10] <+Bluejay> I... don't know how much further I want to go with this...
[11:10] <MDude> Allright.
[11:11] <+Bluejay> Store closed due to lack of interest in the joke
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<Doc> !8-ball is my penis gigantic
<@FyberOptic> Doc rubs the magic 8-ball, asking "is my penis gigantic". The 8-ball works its magic, slowly appearing with "Maybe."
<Doc> Maybe?
<@Boris> !8-ball is doc's penis gigantic?
<@FyberOptic> Boris rubs the magic 8-ball, asking "is doc's penis gigantic?". The 8-ball works its magic, slowly appearing with "If you're lucky."
<Doc> haw
<@Boris> OHGOD
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[18:39] <@FyberOptic> my brother said they asked the CEOs if they would sell their planes and fly back on normal airlines, and none of'em said they would
[18:42] <MDude> If I was a CEO, I wouldn't have a private jet.
[18:42] <@FyberOptic> I don't necessarily think it's bad to have one, but when the company is in such financial trouble, it's time to tighten the belt
[18:43] <MDude> I'd have a private prop airplane form the 50's-60's that's actualy more expensive to maintain due to maintinece issues.
[18:43] <MDude> And shoot gattling guns everywhere.
[18:43] <@FyberOptic> you're hired
[18:45] <+Bluejay> I'd have a private space helicopter
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<Doc> BWAHAHA
<Doc> HEY YUTZ
<Doc> GUESS WHAT I GOT
<Doc> I got chosen for a Figureprints~
<+Deck> Didn't Yutz say earlier he won one too?
<Doc> wait wat
<Doc> wat
<Doc> wat
<Doc> Don't you dare spoil my gloating
<+Deck> [08:51] <Yutz> After signing up 11 months ago I finally get selected in the Figureprints drawing. http://www.figureprints.com/Default.aspx
* Doc drops to his knees in the Platoon pose.
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[23:01] <+Rotary_Turbo> 1 more hour until CHRISTMAS EVE, FUCK YEA.
[23:03] <MDude> YEAH.
[23:04] <+Bluejay> If you don't go to bed Santa will never come
[23:05] * Doc stays up all night with a shotgun in his lap
[23:05] <Doc> Nobody gonna break in this year
[23:05] <+Bluejay> course, every time you go to sleep you take one step closer to eternal sleep
[23:06] * +Bluejay stays up all night with a coffee brewer in his lap
[23:06] <+Bluejay> This is REALLY hot
[23:06] <MDude> BOW CHICKA CLANK SPLISH
[23:07] <+Bluejay> not that kind of hot... we're just friends
[23:07] <+Bluejay> that said... Stay away from my coffee brewer
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[13:04] <@FyberOptic> clear proof of ghosts
[13:04] <@FyberOptic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt_51KF4x88
[13:07] <+Bluejay> such rele
[13:07] <@FyberOptic> i know rite
[13:07] <+Bluejay> The internet is haunted, ads keep appearing out of nowhere
[13:07] <+Bluejay> and they appear on my screen
[13:07] <+Bluejay> especially when i look at pron
[13:11] <@FyberOptic> it's as if there's software on your computer creating the popups
[13:11] <+Bluejay> OH MAH GOD! IT'S A GHOST WEARING A COWBOY HAT! PUT IT DOWN GHOST!
[13:11] <@FyberOptic> and not ghosts
[13:12] <+Bluejay> Fyber plz
[13:12] <+Bluejay> there's no such thing as software
[13:12] <+Bluejay> it's obviously ghosts
[13:12] <+Bluejay> ask Ecto
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[11:20] <+Deck> sup
[11:20] <+Bluejay> was again getting my truck towed
[11:20] <+Bluejay> so dad says we'll get it running well enough to trade it in
[11:21] <+Bluejay> and get a new car
[11:21] <+Bluejay> ^_^ I get to go into debt
[11:21] <+Rotary_Turbo> What is wrong with it?
[11:21] <+Rotary_Turbo> ..besides roadside death.
[11:22] <+Yutz> You can join the "new card debt" club with me, Blue
[11:22] <DoctorWorm> I am president and founding member of New Card Debt Club
[11:22] <+Bluejay> ah well... I think the fodajatareet isn't flanging in time with the scatarata ring.
[11:23] <+Bluejay> in other words... no idea whats the matter
[11:23] <+Bluejay> just know something is
[11:23] <+Bluejay> I blame gremlins
[11:23] <+Rotary_Turbo> FLUX
[11:23] <+Rotary_Turbo> CAPACITOR
[11:23] <+Bluejay> 1.21 Jigawatts!
[11:23] <+Yutz> I wish to own a DeLorean some day
[11:23] <+Bluejay> same
[11:24] <DoctorWorm> http://zip.4chan.org/co/src/1232554215974.jpg [I'M CAPTAIN AMERICA]
[11:24] <+Rotary_Turbo> That's what my cousin allways says when he doesn't know exactly what's wrong.
[11:24] <+Rotary_Turbo> "must be the flux capacitor"
[11:24] <+Bluejay> though aparently thier electrical system is total shit
[11:24] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/12325550571018.jpg TAG: I'M CAPTAIN AMERICA
[11:24] <DoctorWorm> Also, why blame gremlins? Those are fine cards
[11:24] <DoctorWorm> cars, even
[11:24] <@Fyborg> Rotary_Turbo, Lark, and Mr.Belvedere [945/1805] have team battled Deck, Boris, and Bluejay [327/2718] and won! 0 days, 00:33:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11:24] <+Rotary_Turbo> "if you're going to build a time machine, do it with some style"
[11:24] <+Yutz> You also have to give them a new engine. Their engines were about powerful enough to power an electric can opener.
[11:24] <+Bluejay> I play the Gremlin Card in attack mode, and I tap three manifolds to attack your Pinto
[11:25] <+Rotary_Turbo> xD
[11:25] <DoctorWorm> I mean, it's tough to be bad when your competition is the Pinto and the Vega
[11:25] <+Yutz> Three gremlim cards on a pinto? Talk about overkill
[11:25] <+Bluejay> newest TCG Car Captors Sakura
[11:25] <+Rotary_Turbo> Haw.
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Vega had claws
[11:26] <+Yutz> I see your Vega and raise you a 1971 Dodge Swinger
[11:26] <+Yutz> BABY BLUE!
[11:26] <+Bluejay> I play my Hemmy upgrade card!
[11:26] <+Rotary_Turbo> More liek HEMI.
[11:27] * +Bluejay activates speed trap card
[11:27] <+Yutz> Damnit, you beat me to the Trap Card joke
[11:27] <+Bluejay> heh
[11:27] <+Rotary_Turbo> Hemisphereacle combustion chambered 8 cyl. internal combustion engine
[11:28] <+Yutz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTpbkkn8zQ8
[11:28] * +Bluejay plays the electric car lv. 1
[11:29] <DoctorWorm> WHat an unfortunate named card
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[11:29] <DoctorWorm> CAR
[11:29] <DoctorWorm> NO D
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[11:30] <@Fyborg> Drake, the level 89 Dimensional Explorer, is now online from nickname DHaven. Next level in 4 days, 04:41:16.
[11:30] <+Bluejay> so instead of attack and Defense... would it have horse power and mileage?
[11:31] <+Yutz> But what if you have a james bond car, you COULD have attack and defense
[11:31] <+Bluejay> 400hp/32MpG?
[11:31] <+Bluejay> ha
[11:31] <+Bluejay> that's a lv. 7 + car
[11:31] <DoctorWorm> Ironically, James Bond actually used AMC cars
[11:31] <+Yutz> Tack drop, oil slick, sawblade hubcaps, mini-missiles, titanium plate armor...
[11:32] <+Bluejay> s-speed racer?
[11:32] <+Yutz> I activate my monkey-and-child-in-the-trunk card
[11:32] <+Bluejay> most powerful card
[11:33] * +Bluejay plays the junk in the trunk card
[11:33] <+Yutz> Speed + 1, Balance -2
[11:34] <+Bluejay> instead of lifepoints you have fuel points
[11:35] <+Yutz> Okay, we've gone wayyyy too damn far with this. Let's stop now.
[11:35] <+Bluejay> k
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[14:33] <+Bluejay> So I saw a kids activity book while I was out titled "Everything Flies". I want to make my own book entitled: "Everything Flies (Except for a Brick)"
[14:37] <@FyberOptic> just 3 more bars till level 79
[14:37] <@FyberOptic> but that's enough WoW for now
[14:37] <@FyberOptic> it's sure a lot easier to find help for group quests in northrend
[14:37] <@Fyborg> FyberOptic, the level 72 Real American Farmer, is now online from nickname FyberOptic. Next level in 0 days, 01:28:08.
[14:41] <@FyberOptic> lol nvidia
[14:41] <@FyberOptic> http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/123/1051123/nvidia-cuts-reviewers-gts250
[14:42] <@FyberOptic> mind you Inquirer doesn't care to admit they hate nvidia in the first place
[14:42] <@FyberOptic> but if you're looking for the non-sugared down version of news, I'd trust them over some other places
[14:42] <@FyberOptic> I had heard rumor of nvidia rebranding cards before, so I guess that's true after all
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Everything flies; Except for a brick.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Birds can fly, but not bricks.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Planes fly up high in the air. Bricks are lame, they just sit there.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Paper can fly, if you fold it just right. Bricks just lay there. Stupid bricks.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Leaves fly when the wind blows hard. Blow on a brick... it lays there like a tard.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Ghosts can fly, no strings attached. Bricks are dumb. Yeah no rhyme here.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Kites can fly, colorful and bright. I had a brick on a string once, I threw it and it just landed.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Bobby can fly, with a little hit off the pipe. Look at him flying, heading to the window... Bobby.. no Bobby you can't REALLY fly. BOBBY!!!
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Maybe the brick wasn't the dumb one.
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[03:13] <@FyberOptic> holy crap I just jinxed the fuck out of Paul Harvey
[03:13] <@FyberOptic> you know the other day when I was talking about him with Yutz, and asked if he was dead?
[03:13] <@FyberOptic> well he died
[03:13] <+Armature> WHAT THE FUCK FYBER
[03:14] <@FyberOptic> I DIDN'T MEAN TO
[03:14] <@FyberOptic> DAMMIT
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Rhythm got headphones, I didn't save the convo, but people were telling him to listen to "The Final Countdown" I went to work and saw this the very next day, just found it funny.
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<DHaven> "this troper" isn't funny when every fucking statement is about how awesome the poster is
<DHaven> and how 90% of all comments on something are prefixed with it
* Deck is now known as this-troper
<DHaven> you son of a bitch
<this-troper> has an awesome face on
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[02:27] <+Bluejay> [You have reached the Mississippi River. Will you: A) Hire a ferry? B) Caulk the WAGON and float it? C) Attempt to Ford the River?]
[02:27] <Doc> C
[02:27] <+Deck> C FOOL
[02:27] <Doc> FUCK the Mississippi River.
[02:30] <+Bluejay> [You attempt to Ford the river. Sadly this is Dodge Country and you do not make it. You lose: 6 OXEN, 4 SETS OF CLOTHING, 59 POUNDS OF FOOD, and 38 BULLETS.]
[02:30] <Doc> Not the bullets!
[02:31] <+Bluejay> [ASS has Drowned, TURDBURGLER has Drowned, JERRY has Drowned]
[02:33] <+Bluejay> [Next time hire the Ferry or use the damn Bridge a mile downriver... Moron.]
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<Deck> You know what I hate? A bunch of made up cities that the game expects you to know what's what, and then put them into the plot and expect you not to get confused
<DHaven> Games need a glossary, I swear.
<Deck> BACK IN THE CITY OF DINGLEDONG THE BOODAH EMPIRE FEBOOZLED THE HEEDLEDORPS
<DHaven> those fucking heedledorps deserved it
<DHaven> always zigdazzling around
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[18:26] <Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/12521895962041.jpg
[18:42] <Doc> That
[18:42] <Doc> is
[18:42] <Doc> awesome
[18:42] <Yutz> MANLY
[18:42] <Yutz> I wanna play THAT zelda
[18:42] <Yutz> In that zelda, fuck bombs, he just kicks cracked walls down
[18:43] <Doc> Fuck a lantern, he uses his cigar to light the place up
[18:44] <Yutz> Fuck a bow, he puts a dozen arrows in his mouth and just spits them out rapid-fire
[18:48] <Doc> Fuck a Fire Rod, he just throws cigars across the map
[18:48] <Doc> Fuck a shield. He's got balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls ba
[18:48] <Doc> balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steel steel steel steel
[18:51] <Doc> He doesn't use that freezing rod, he just stares at shit until it freezes up in its tracks
[18:51] <Doc> Green potion? Red potion? Blue potion? Try beer.
[18:52] <Doc> Fuck the hookshot, he just yells at shit to come to him. AND IT DOES
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[15:20] <MDude> Bob Saget couldn't stop Doc when he
[15:20] <Doc> RRRAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
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[11:43] <Doc> Awright.
[11:43] <Doc> Another Yankees game
[11:45] <+Bluejay> Yankees suck!
[11:45] <Doc> YOU SUCK
[11:45] <+Buzzard> wait really
[11:45] <+Bluejay> NOT AS HARD AS YOU!
[11:45] <Doc> Try it again
[11:45] <Doc> DO IT
[11:46] <+Bluejay> Yankees suck!
[11:46] <Doc> YOU SUCK.
[11:46] <+Buzzard> I would but I'd be committing heresy
[11:47] <+Bluejay> Say "YOU SUCK." if you believe Yankees suck!
[11:47] <Doc> YOU SUCK.
[11:47] <+Bluejay> and thusly, the flaw in triggers is again revealed
[11:47] <Doc> You're dead to me.
[11:48] <+Bluejay> Bob Saget
[11:48] <Doc> RRRAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
[11:53] <+Bluejay> I love you Doc
[11:59] * Doc has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[11:59] <+Bluejay> I loved him to quit
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[15:42] <+Bluejay> well I just learned that Build-a-Bear never mailed me my last pay check, so the treasury department sent me a letter saying they'll mail it to me. I just scored $136.90
[15:43] <+Yutz> the build a bear treasury sounds magical
[15:44] <+Bluejay> it is, it sends your paycheck three years after you quit
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[16:38] <Doc> Hey Yutz and other assorted fags.
[16:38] <Doc> It
[16:38] <Doc> It's WoW's fifth anniversary. Go get your pet and Feat of Strength
[16:38] <Buzzard> is this the face of someone who cares
[16:39] <Doc> Nope
[16:40] <Buzzard> exactly
[16:42] <DHaven> It's someone without a face at all
[16:42] * DHaven rips and tears
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[18:03] <+Bluejay> Is there a Doc ROUND?
[18:03] <+Buzzard> !4grab http://albotas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/enhanced-buzz-27857-1260664263-83.jpg
[18:03] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/12610910171673.jpg
[18:03] <+Buzzard> !4grab http://albotas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/n672931081_1463282_862-600x450.jpg this is in 4get
[18:03] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/12610910281674.jpg
[18:03] <+Bluejay> I wanna talk to Doc
[18:03] <+Bluejay> or at least post this
[18:03] <@Fyborg> Bluejay [422/863] has challenged Doc [148/750] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:23:18 is removed from Bluejay's clock.
[18:03] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 1 day, 15:30:54.
[18:04] <@FyberOptic> oh wow
[18:04] <+Bluejay> http://www.cracked.com/article_16429_5-superpowers-from-bible-that-put-marvel-dc-shame.html [Doc]
[18:04] <@FyberOptic> what are the odds of that fight
[18:04] <+Bluejay> lol I didn't even notice
[18:04] <@Boris> lol @ fight
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[23:30] <DHaven> Wow, the theme song to Bleach is like...kryptonite to me. Hearing that, more than anything else, instantly gets me to change the channel.
[23:30] <DHaven> I can't think of anything else that'll motivate me instantly like that.
[23:31] <Deck> which season?
[23:31] <DHaven> Of Bleach?
[23:31] <DHaven> Fuck, I dunno
[23:32] <DHaven> I hear horrible sounding J-Pop and just scream FUCK at the top of my lungs and change it
[23:32] <Yutz> I tried bleach, I just don't get it, at all
[23:32] <DHaven> My favorite part of that is down in the lower corner
[23:33] <Yutz> like I don't even find it appealing enough to have on as background noise
[23:33] <DHaven> I can't get past that intro music
[23:34] <Deck> goddamn I looked it up there are like 10 seasons of bleach
[23:34] <DHaven> It's just... I don't even hate j-pop, really.
[23:34] <DHaven> There's not a genre of music I don't at least partially enjoy
[23:34] <DHaven> but that song... I don't know what's different about it, but it's enough to annoy the piss out of me
[23:34] <Deck> Goddamn they have an opening theme for EACH SEASON
[23:35] <DHaven> Hmm.
[23:35] <DHaven> I wonder if I've just unluckily caught the same season, or if they all sound horrible, or what.
[23:36] <Deck> so far they're all jpop
[23:37] <Yutz> moar liek jpoop
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[18:47] <+DHaven> Oh jesus
[18:47] <+DHaven> I found the worst [BORIS] image ever
[18:48] <@Boris> great
[18:48] <+DHaven> I'm not going to link it
[18:48] <+DHaven> It is a male mage transforming into a female draenei
[18:48] <+DHaven> I'd link it if it was worksafe
[18:48] <+Buzzard> link it anyways
[18:48] <+DHaven> but blue alien tits are not for 4get
[18:49] <+Buzzard> yes they are
[18:49] <+Buzzard> ask Mets
[18:49] <+DHaven> I'd have to dig it back up again
[18:49] <+Buzzard> he'd say yes
[18:50] <+Buzzard> http://thelettervsixtim.es/
[18:50] <@Boris> well you can link it without 4getting it draco
[18:51] <+DHaven> Alright, I'll dig it up then
[18:51] <+DHaven> slash buzzard instantly 4grabs it
[18:51] <+Buzzard> I promise I won't
[18:51] <+Buzzard> scout's honor
[18:52] <+DHaven> fuck it, i'll check history instead
[18:53] <+DHaven> http://img.waffleimages.com/0827c7667a444a93368eee68ffcfff65370b44fe/1263195081821.jpg [boris, etc. etc.]
[18:53] <+DHaven> It did make me lol though
[18:53] <@Boris> !4grab http://dradis.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/08/0827c7667a444a93368eee68ffcfff65370b44fe.jpg [BUZZARD]
[18:53] [Fyborg] 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/12632540421070.jpg TAG: BUZZARD
[18:53] <+DHaven> haw
[18:54] <+Buzzard> FFFFFFFFFF
[18:54] <+Buzzard> THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
[18:54] <+DHaven> How does it feel
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<Deck> SHIT, FYBER, I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA
<Deck> Super Sentai MMO
<FyberOptic> Alpha, find me a team of teenagers and young adults 18-25 with a monthly income and attitudes.
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[15:47] <DHaven> I like guys better
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[03:07] <Boris> I have to drink because nobody will do this unless I get drunk and naked and make a fool out of myself
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[01:28] <Doc> Bobby Bowden's statue!
[01:28] * Doc drives Fyberlab into statue base, statue plunges into windshield of Fyberlab
[01:28] * Boris what
[01:28] <Boris> there are about 20 things wrong with that
[01:29] <Boris> the most obvious is that the fylab is a stationary location inside a mountain
[01:29] <Boris> it has neither mobility or a windshield
[01:29] <Boris> we'd know more if FYBER WOULD EVER FINISH DE NOVO
[01:30] * FyberOptic rewrites the last chapter so that the mountain takes flight and crashes into the office building
[01:30] <FyberOptic> windshield broke, captain
[01:31] <Doc> I'm driving the mountain
[01:32] <FyberOptic> this comes after the scene with the centaurs
[01:32] <Doc> It will be epic
[01:33] <FyberOptic> boris is already preparing his grave to roll in
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[18:20] * Mets-AFK was here the whole time: Do cyborgs dream of Bionic sheep? after 143wks 4days 14hrs 20mins 43secs
[18:21] <Mets-AFK> HAW
[18:30] <HeavyWeaponsBoris> lol what @
[18:31] <HeavyWeaponsBoris> you weren't gone for 3 years
[18:31] <HeavyWeaponsBoris> I'm pretty sure
[18:31] * Mets-AFK is now known as Armature
[18:31] <Armature> i don't even
[18:41] <MDude> I guess that's how long it was since the last time you used that nickname.
[18:41] <MDude> On the other hand, you were here the whole time.
[18:42] <Yutz> Really, that's spug
[18:42] <Yutz> The guy who never says anything but is here the whole time
[18:43] <Yutz> Isn't that right, Spug
[18:43] * Yutz flaps Spug's skeletal jaw "It sure is, Yutz!"
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[15:51] <Yutz> First day as a census taker complete
[15:52] <Yutz> I got to meet a korean woman who hardly spoke a lick of english, a fat painter, and a retarded guy!
[15:56] <MDude> But Yutz, if you're the census taker, and the people turning the census in are "taking the census", then who was census?
[15:57] <Yutz> :O!!!!!
[15:58] <Bluejay> Who takes the Census mans Census
[15:59] <Yutz> who polls the pollster?
[16:00] <Bluejay> sounds like a sick Batman villian
[16:01] <Yutz> "Oh Batman! 71% of respondants surveyed that you hate getting punched in the face!" *BAM*
[16:01] <Yutz> That's a Silver Age villain if I ever heard one
[16:02] <Bluejay> every crime involves asking many people about their financial positions before robbing them
[16:03] <FyberOptic> so bluejay
[16:03] <FyberOptic> how you doing
[16:03] <FyberOptic> money-wise
[16:03] <Yutz> "Okay, final question. How do you feel about my goons over there walking off with your grand piano?"
[16:03] <Bluejay> okay for now
[16:04] <FyberOptic> /robbed
[16:04] <Bluejay> /not so okay for now
[16:04] <FyberOptic> bad end
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I know, I know, I hate self FAST TIMES, but nobody else was in this jam session so it's up to me. Also if you don't get it, search poser in 4get.
<Boris> I'm not that good with 3D honestly
<Deck> THAT WAS THE JOKE
<Boris> I dunno if I could even make a person though I've thought of trying a few times
<Deck> I kid I <3
<Boris> well shit, maybe we can learn how to use that junk if you're up for it some year Deck, I could stream what I know at least. It'd be more for fun than targeted at a project unless I get rich.
<Armature> POSER
<Boris> fuck
<Boris> poser
<Armature> you've seen my poser items, right?
<Deck> captain america in a toilet.gif
<Boris> captain america coming out of captain america's rectum?
<Boris> I like how you think, Deck
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[23:35] * Doc picks Donkey Kong
[23:35] * Doc grabs Yutz
[23:35] * Doc walks off of stage.
[23:35] * Yutz picks
[23:35] * Yutz picks Kirby
[23:35] * Yutz grabs Doc
[23:36] <Yutz> *the world ends as Kirby and Donkey Kong split time & space trying to suicide dive each other*
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[20:44] <Doc> HELLO LADIES
[20:44] <Doc> I just got an X BAWKS
[20:44] <Yutz> DUDE
[20:44] <Yutz> BRO
[20:44] <Yutz> DUDE BRO
[20:44] <Doc> BROHEIM
[20:44] <Doc> BRO
[20:44] <Doc> DUDE
[20:45] <Yutz> party
[20:45] <Doc> PARTY?
[20:45] <Yutz> BRO
[20:45] <Doc> DUDE
[21:00] <Doc> BRO
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[09:30] <R_T_lappy> !4tag 13173837603224.jpg [train MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!]
[09:30] <%Fyborg> 4TAG: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/13173837603224.jpg [train MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!]
[09:31] <%Fyborg> Bluejay decided to talk about trains! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:09 towards level 50.
[09:31] <%Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 6 days, 10:34:57.
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[21:45] <Doc> So Deck's waifu is Fluttershy, Haul's is Rarity, Boris's is Rainbow Dash, mine is Twilight, that leaves Pinkie Pie and Applejack
[21:45] <Doc> Creepiest sentence I've typed in awhile
[21:45] <@Boris> Yutz' is Luna
[21:45] <@Boris> we'll get around to assigning the others
[21:45] <+Deck> I'll take Pinkie Pie too
[21:45] <@Boris> yes it- HA HA HA OH WOW
[21:45] <@Boris> thank you deck I'm cracking up
[21:46] <+Deck> YOU THINK I'M NOT SERIOUS?
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[21:45] <Doc> WHAT
[21:45] <Doc> THEY MADE A NEW ANIME BASED ON TAMAGOTCHI
[21:46] <+Yutz> They did
[21:46] <MDoze> It ends in one season with everyone crying, dead, and/or covered in poop.
[21:46] <+Yutz> Digimon
[21:46] <+Yutz> Pokemon
[21:46] <+Yutz> Monster Rancher
[21:46] <+Yutz> TAKE YOUR PICK
[21:48] <MDoze> Yutz none of those games are a futile struggle to get a mindless little thing to love you for a substantial amount of time.
[21:51] <+Yutz> Oh yeah
[21:52] <+Yutz> That's Harvest Moon that makes you do that
[21:52] <MDoze> At least then you get eggs and milk for it.
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This isn't the best place to put it but I'd rather not make a whole new forum topic for it so I'm just hiding it here. I've told this joke to a few people already but I decided to hide it here in hopes of proving I came up with it myself in case the joke ever becomes popular.
What did the beekeeper say when he saw his bees making maple syrup instead of honey?
"It Canuck Bee!"