FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH

[Bluejay]

[15:42] <+Bluejay> well I just learned that Build-a-Bear never mailed me my last pay check, so the treasury department sent me a letter saying they'll mail it to me. I just scored $136.90
[15:43] <+Yutz> the build a bear treasury sounds magical
[15:44] <+Bluejay> it is, it sends your paycheck three years after you quit

[Buzzard]

[16:38]  <Doc> Hey Yutz and other assorted fags.
[16:38]  <Doc> It
[16:38]  <Doc> It's WoW's fifth anniversary. Go get your pet and Feat of Strength
[16:38]  <Buzzard> is this the face of someone who cares
[16:39]  <Doc> Nope
[16:40]  <Buzzard> exactly
[16:42]  <DHaven> It's someone without a face at all
[16:42]  * DHaven rips and tears

[Bluejay]

[18:03] <+Bluejay> Is there a Doc ROUND?
[18:03] <+Buzzard> !4grab http://albotas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/enhanced-buzz-27857-1260664263-83.jpg
[18:03] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/12610910171673.jpg 
[18:03] <+Buzzard> !4grab http://albotas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/n672931081_1463282_862-600x450.jpg this is in 4get
[18:03] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/12610910281674.jpg 
[18:03] <+Bluejay> I wanna talk to Doc
[18:03] <+Bluejay> or at least post this
[18:03] <@Fyborg> Bluejay [422/863] has challenged Doc [148/750] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:23:18 is removed from Bluejay's clock.
[18:03] <@Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 1 day, 15:30:54.
[18:04] <@FyberOptic> oh wow
[18:04] <+Bluejay> http://www.cracked.com/article_16429_5-superpowers-from-bible-that-put-marvel-dc-shame.html [Doc]
[18:04] <@FyberOptic> what are the odds of that fight
[18:04] <+Bluejay> lol I didn't even notice
[18:04] <@Boris> lol @ fight

[Boris]

[23:30] <DHaven> Wow, the theme song to Bleach is like...kryptonite to me. Hearing that, more than anything else, instantly gets me to change the channel.
[23:30] <DHaven> I can't think of anything else that'll motivate me instantly like that.
[23:31] <Deck> which season?
[23:31] <DHaven> Of Bleach?
[23:31] <DHaven> Fuck, I dunno
[23:32] <DHaven> I hear horrible sounding J-Pop and just scream FUCK at the top of my lungs and change it
[23:32] <Yutz> I tried bleach, I just don't get it, at all
[23:32] <DHaven> My favorite part of that is down in the lower corner
[23:33] <Yutz> like I don't even find it appealing enough to have on as background noise
[23:33] <DHaven> I can't get past that intro music
[23:34] <Deck> goddamn I looked it up there are like 10 seasons of bleach
[23:34] <DHaven> It's just... I don't even hate j-pop, really.
[23:34] <DHaven> There's not a genre of music I don't at least partially enjoy
[23:34] <DHaven> but that song... I don't know what's different about it, but it's enough to annoy the piss out of me
[23:34] <Deck> Goddamn they have an opening theme for EACH SEASON
[23:35] <DHaven> Hmm.
[23:35] <DHaven> I wonder if I've just unluckily caught the same season, or if they all sound horrible, or what.
[23:36] <Deck> so far they're all jpop
[23:37] <Yutz> moar liek jpoop

[FyberOptic]

[18:47] <+DHaven> Oh jesus
[18:47] <+DHaven> I found the worst [BORIS] image ever
[18:48] <@Boris> great
[18:48] <+DHaven> I'm not going to link it
[18:48] <+DHaven> It is a male mage transforming into a female draenei
[18:48] <+DHaven> I'd link it if it was worksafe
[18:48] <+Buzzard> link it anyways
[18:48] <+DHaven> but blue alien tits are not for 4get
[18:49] <+Buzzard> yes they are
[18:49] <+Buzzard> ask Mets
[18:49] <+DHaven> I'd have to dig it back up again
[18:49] <+Buzzard> he'd say yes
[18:50] <+Buzzard> http://thelettervsixtim.es/
[18:50] <@Boris> well you can link it without 4getting it draco
[18:51] <+DHaven> Alright, I'll dig it up then
[18:51] <+DHaven> slash buzzard instantly 4grabs it
[18:51] <+Buzzard> I promise I won't
[18:51] <+Buzzard> scout's honor
[18:52] <+DHaven> fuck it, i'll check history instead
[18:53] <+DHaven> http://img.waffleimages.com/0827c7667a444a93368eee68ffcfff65370b44fe/1263195081821.jpg [boris, etc. etc.]
[18:53] <+DHaven> It did make me lol though
[18:53] <@Boris> !4grab http://dradis.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/08/0827c7667a444a93368eee68ffcfff65370b44fe.jpg [BUZZARD]
[18:53] [Fyborg] 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/12632540421070.jpg TAG: BUZZARD
[18:53] <+DHaven> haw
[18:54] <+Buzzard> FFFFFFFFFF
[18:54] <+Buzzard> THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
[18:54] <+DHaven> How does it feel

[Deck]

<Deck> SHIT, FYBER, I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA
<Deck> Super Sentai MMO
<FyberOptic> Alpha, find me a team of teenagers and young adults 18-25 with a monthly income and attitudes.

[Buzzard]

[15:47]  <DHaven> I like guys better

[Buzzard]

[03:07]  <Boris> I have to drink because nobody will do this unless I get drunk and naked and make a fool out of myself

[Boris]

[01:28] <Doc> Bobby Bowden's statue!
[01:28] * Doc drives Fyberlab into statue base, statue plunges into windshield of Fyberlab
[01:28] * Boris what
[01:28] <Boris> there are about 20 things wrong with that
[01:29] <Boris> the most obvious is that the fylab is a stationary location inside a mountain
[01:29] <Boris> it has neither mobility or a windshield
[01:29] <Boris> we'd know more if FYBER WOULD EVER FINISH DE NOVO
[01:30] * FyberOptic rewrites the last chapter so that the mountain takes flight and crashes into the office building
[01:30] <FyberOptic> windshield broke, captain
[01:31] <Doc> I'm driving the mountain
[01:32] <FyberOptic> this comes after the scene with the centaurs
[01:32] <Doc> It will be epic
[01:33] <FyberOptic> boris is already preparing his grave to roll in

[Buzzard]

[18:20]  * Mets-AFK was here the whole time: Do cyborgs dream of Bionic sheep? after 143wks 4days 14hrs 20mins 43secs
[18:21]  <Mets-AFK> HAW
[18:30]  <HeavyWeaponsBoris> lol what @
[18:31]  <HeavyWeaponsBoris> you weren't gone for 3 years
[18:31]  <HeavyWeaponsBoris> I'm pretty sure
[18:31]  * Mets-AFK is now known as Armature
[18:31]  <Armature> i don't even
[18:41]  <MDude> I guess that's how long it was since the last time you used that nickname.
[18:41]  <MDude> On the other hand, you were here the whole time.
[18:42]  <Yutz> Really, that's spug
[18:42]  <Yutz> The guy who never says anything but is here the whole time
[18:43]  <Yutz> Isn't that right, Spug
[18:43]  * Yutz flaps Spug's skeletal jaw "It sure is, Yutz!"

[Buzzard]

[15:51]  <Yutz> First day as a census taker complete
[15:52]  <Yutz> I got to meet a korean woman who hardly spoke a lick of english, a fat painter, and a retarded guy!
[15:56]  <MDude> But Yutz, if you're the census taker, and the people turning the census in are "taking the census", then who was census?
[15:57]  <Yutz> :O!!!!!
[15:58]  <Bluejay> Who takes the Census mans Census
[15:59]  <Yutz> who polls the pollster?
[16:00]  <Bluejay> sounds like a sick Batman villian
[16:01]  <Yutz> "Oh Batman! 71% of respondants surveyed that you hate getting punched in the face!" *BAM*
[16:01]  <Yutz> That's a Silver Age villain if I ever heard one
[16:02]  <Bluejay> every crime involves asking many people about their financial positions before robbing them
[16:03]  <FyberOptic> so bluejay
[16:03]  <FyberOptic> how you doing
[16:03]  <FyberOptic> money-wise
[16:03]  <Yutz> "Okay, final question. How do you feel about my goons over there walking off with your grand piano?"
[16:03]  <Bluejay> okay for now
[16:04]  <FyberOptic> /robbed
[16:04]  <Bluejay> /not so okay for now
[16:04]  <FyberOptic> bad end

[Boris]

I know, I know, I hate self FAST TIMES, but nobody else was in this jam session so it's up to me. Also if you don't get it, search poser in 4get.

<Boris> I'm not that good with 3D honestly
<Deck> THAT WAS THE JOKE
<Boris> I dunno if I could even make a person though I've thought of trying a few times
<Deck> I kid I <3
<Boris> well shit, maybe we can learn how to use that junk if you're up for it some year Deck, I could stream what I know at least. It'd be more for fun than targeted at a project unless I get rich.
<Armature> POSER
<Boris> fuck
<Boris> poser
<Armature> you've seen my poser items, right?
<Deck> captain america in a toilet.gif
<Boris> captain america coming out of captain america's rectum?
<Boris> I like how you think, Deck

[Buzzard]

[23:35]  * Doc picks Donkey Kong
[23:35]  * Doc grabs Yutz
[23:35]  * Doc walks off of stage.
[23:35]  * Yutz picks
[23:35]  * Yutz picks Kirby
[23:35]  * Yutz grabs Doc
[23:36]  <Yutz> *the world ends as Kirby and Donkey Kong split time & space trying to suicide dive each other*

[Buzzard]

[20:44]  <Doc> HELLO LADIES
[20:44]  <Doc> I just got an X BAWKS
[20:44]  <Yutz> DUDE
[20:44]  <Yutz> BRO
[20:44]  <Yutz> DUDE BRO
[20:44]  <Doc> BROHEIM
[20:44]  <Doc> BRO
[20:44]  <Doc> DUDE
[20:45]  <Yutz> party
[20:45]  <Doc> PARTY?
[20:45]  <Yutz> BRO
[20:45]  <Doc> DUDE
[21:00]  <Doc> BRO

[Bluejay]

[09:30] <R_T_lappy> !4tag 13173837603224.jpg [train MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!]
[09:30] <%Fyborg> 4TAG: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/13173837603224.jpg [train MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!]
[09:31] <%Fyborg> Bluejay decided to talk about trains! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:09 towards level 50.
[09:31] <%Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 6 days, 10:34:57.