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« Reply #240 on: November 17, 2008, 01:00:36 AM »

<Doc> !8-ball is my penis gigantic
<@FyberOptic> Doc rubs the magic 8-ball, asking "is my penis gigantic".  The 8-ball works its magic, slowly appearing with "Maybe."
<Doc> Maybe?
<@Boris> !8-ball is doc's penis gigantic?
<@FyberOptic> Boris rubs the magic 8-ball, asking "is doc's penis gigantic?".  The 8-ball works its magic, slowly appearing with "If you're lucky."
<Doc> haw
<@Boris> OHGOD
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« Reply #241 on: November 20, 2008, 07:43:01 PM »

[18:39] <@FyberOptic> my brother said they asked the CEOs if they would sell their planes and fly back on normal airlines, and none of'em said they would
[18:42] <MDude> If I was a CEO, I wouldn't have a private jet.
[18:42] <@FyberOptic> I don't necessarily think it's bad to have one, but when the company is in such financial trouble, it's time to tighten the belt
[18:43] <MDude> I'd have a private prop airplane form the 50's-60's that's actualy more expensive to maintain due to maintinece issues.
[18:43] <MDude> And shoot gattling guns everywhere.
[18:43] <@FyberOptic> you're hired
[18:45] <+Bluejay> I'd have a private space helicopter



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« Reply #242 on: December 22, 2008, 09:27:16 AM »

<Doc> BWAHAHA
<Doc> HEY YUTZ
<Doc> GUESS WHAT I GOT
<Doc> I got chosen for a Figureprints~
<+Deck> Didn't Yutz say earlier he won one too?
<Doc> wait wat
<Doc> wat
<Doc> wat
<Doc> Don't you dare spoil my gloating
<+Deck> [08:51] <Yutz> After signing up 11 months ago I finally get selected in the Figureprints drawing. http://www.figureprints.com/Default.aspx
* Doc drops to his knees in the Platoon pose.
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« Reply #243 on: December 23, 2008, 11:09:28 PM »

[23:01] <+Rotary_Turbo> 1 more hour until CHRISTMAS EVE, FUCK YEA.
[23:03] <MDude> YEAH.
[23:04] <+Bluejay> If you don't go to bed Santa will never come
[23:05] * Doc stays up all night with a shotgun in his lap
[23:05] <Doc> Nobody gonna break in this year
[23:05] <+Bluejay> course, every time you go to sleep you take one step closer to eternal sleep
[23:06] * +Bluejay stays up all night with a coffee brewer in his lap
[23:06] <+Bluejay> This is REALLY hot
[23:06] <MDude> BOW CHICKA CLANK SPLISH
[23:07] <+Bluejay> not that kind of hot... we're just friends
[23:07] <+Bluejay> that said... Stay away from my coffee brewer
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« Reply #244 on: January 04, 2009, 02:38:34 PM »

[13:04] <@FyberOptic> clear proof of ghosts
[13:04] <@FyberOptic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt_51KF4x88
[13:07] <+Bluejay> such rele
[13:07] <@FyberOptic> i know rite
[13:07] <+Bluejay> The internet is haunted, ads keep appearing out of nowhere
[13:07] <+Bluejay> and they appear on my screen
[13:07] <+Bluejay> especially when i look at pron
[13:11] <@FyberOptic> it's as if there's software on your computer creating the popups
[13:11] <+Bluejay> OH MAH GOD! IT'S A GHOST WEARING A COWBOY HAT! PUT IT DOWN GHOST!
[13:11] <@FyberOptic> and not ghosts
[13:12] <+Bluejay> Fyber plz
[13:12] <+Bluejay> there's no such thing as software
[13:12] <+Bluejay> it's obviously ghosts
[13:12] <+Bluejay> ask Ecto
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« Reply #245 on: January 21, 2009, 11:38:32 AM »

[11:20] <+Deck> sup
[11:20] <+Bluejay> was again getting my truck towed
[11:20] <+Bluejay> so dad says we'll get it running well enough to trade it in
[11:21] <+Bluejay> and get a new car
[11:21] <+Bluejay> ^_^ I get to go into debt
[11:21] <+Rotary_Turbo> What is wrong with it?
[11:21] <+Rotary_Turbo> ..besides roadside death.
[11:22] <+Yutz> You can join the "new card debt" club with me, Blue
[11:22] <DoctorWorm> I am president and founding member of New Card Debt Club
[11:22] <+Bluejay> ah well... I think the fodajatareet isn't flanging in time with the scatarata ring.
[11:23] <+Bluejay> in other words... no idea whats the matter
[11:23] <+Bluejay> just know something is
[11:23] <+Bluejay> I blame gremlins
[11:23] <+Rotary_Turbo> FLUX
[11:23] <+Rotary_Turbo> CAPACITOR
[11:23] <+Bluejay> 1.21 Jigawatts!
[11:23] <+Yutz> I wish to own a DeLorean some day
[11:23] <+Bluejay> same
[11:24] <DoctorWorm> http://zip.4chan.org/co/src/1232554215974.jpg [I'M CAPTAIN AMERICA]
[11:24] <+Rotary_Turbo> That's what my cousin allways says when he doesn't know exactly what's wrong.
[11:24] <+Rotary_Turbo> "must be the flux capacitor"
[11:24] <+Bluejay> though aparently thier electrical system is total shit
[11:24] <@Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/12325550571018.jpg TAG: I'M CAPTAIN AMERICA
[11:24] <DoctorWorm> Also, why blame gremlins? Those are fine cards
[11:24] <DoctorWorm> cars, even
[11:24] <@Fyborg> Rotary_Turbo, Lark, and Mr.Belvedere [945/1805] have team battled Deck, Boris, and Bluejay [327/2718] and won! 0 days, 00:33:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11:24] <+Rotary_Turbo> "if you're going to build a time machine, do it with some style"
[11:24] <+Yutz> You also have to give them a new engine. Their engines were about powerful enough to power an electric can opener.
[11:24] <+Bluejay> I play the Gremlin Card in attack mode, and I tap three manifolds to attack your Pinto
[11:25] <+Rotary_Turbo> xD
[11:25] <DoctorWorm> I mean, it's tough to be bad when your competition is the Pinto and the Vega
[11:25] <+Yutz> Three gremlim cards on a pinto? Talk about overkill
[11:25] <+Bluejay> newest TCG Car Captors Sakura
[11:25] <+Rotary_Turbo> Haw.
[11:26] <+Bluejay> Vega had claws
[11:26] <+Yutz> I see your Vega and raise you a 1971 Dodge Swinger
[11:26] <+Yutz> BABY BLUE!
[11:26] <+Bluejay> I play my Hemmy upgrade card!
[11:26] <+Rotary_Turbo> More liek HEMI.
[11:27] * +Bluejay activates speed trap card
[11:27] <+Yutz> Damnit, you beat me to the Trap Card joke
[11:27] <+Bluejay> heh
[11:27] <+Rotary_Turbo> Hemisphereacle combustion chambered 8 cyl. internal combustion engine
[11:28] <+Yutz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTpbkkn8zQ8
[11:28] * +Bluejay plays the electric car lv. 1
[11:29] <DoctorWorm> WHat an unfortunate named card
[11:29] * Guest23496 has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[11:29] <DoctorWorm> CAR
[11:29] <DoctorWorm> NO D
[11:30] * DHaven has joined #fybertech
[11:30] <@Fyborg> Drake, the level 89 Dimensional Explorer, is now online from nickname DHaven. Next level in 4 days, 04:41:16.
[11:30] <+Bluejay> so instead of attack and Defense... would it have horse power and mileage?
[11:31] <+Yutz> But what if you have a james bond car, you COULD have attack and defense
[11:31] <+Bluejay> 400hp/32MpG?
[11:31] <+Bluejay> ha
[11:31] <+Bluejay> that's a lv. 7 + car
[11:31] <DoctorWorm> Ironically, James Bond actually used AMC cars
[11:31] <+Yutz> Tack drop, oil slick, sawblade hubcaps, mini-missiles, titanium plate armor...
[11:32] <+Bluejay> s-speed racer?
[11:32] <+Yutz> I activate my monkey-and-child-in-the-trunk card
[11:32] <+Bluejay> most powerful card
[11:33] * +Bluejay plays the junk in the trunk card
[11:33] <+Yutz> Speed + 1, Balance -2
[11:34] <+Bluejay> instead of lifepoints you have fuel points
[11:35] <+Yutz> Okay, we've gone wayyyy too damn far with this. Let's stop now.
[11:35] <+Bluejay> k
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« Reply #246 on: February 23, 2009, 02:48:08 PM »

[14:33] <+Bluejay> So I saw a kids activity book while I was out titled "Everything Flies". I want to make my own book entitled: "Everything Flies (Except for a Brick)"
[14:37] <@FyberOptic> just 3 more bars till level 79
[14:37] <@FyberOptic> but that's enough WoW for now
[14:37] <@FyberOptic> it's sure a lot easier to find help for group quests in northrend
[14:37] <@Fyborg> FyberOptic, the level 72 Real American Farmer, is now online from nickname FyberOptic. Next level in 0 days, 01:28:08.
[14:41] <@FyberOptic> lol nvidia
[14:41] <@FyberOptic> http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/123/1051123/nvidia-cuts-reviewers-gts250
[14:42] <@FyberOptic> mind you Inquirer doesn't care to admit they hate nvidia in the first place
[14:42] <@FyberOptic> but if you're looking for the non-sugared down version of news, I'd trust them over some other places
[14:42] <@FyberOptic> I had heard rumor of nvidia rebranding cards before, so I guess that's true after all
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Everything flies; Except for a brick.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Birds can fly, but not bricks.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Planes fly up high in the air. Bricks are lame, they just sit there.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Paper can fly, if you fold it just right. Bricks just lay there. Stupid bricks.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Leaves fly when the wind blows hard. Blow on a brick... it lays there like a tard.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Ghosts can fly, no strings attached. Bricks are dumb. Yeah no rhyme here.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Kites can fly, colorful and bright. I had a brick on a string once, I threw it and it just landed.
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Bobby can fly, with a little hit off the pipe. Look at him flying, heading to the window... Bobby.. no Bobby you can't REALLY fly. BOBBY!!!
[14:44] <+Bluejay> Maybe the brick wasn't the dumb one.
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« Reply #247 on: March 01, 2009, 03:19:22 AM »

[03:13] <@FyberOptic> holy crap I just jinxed the fuck out of Paul Harvey
[03:13] <@FyberOptic> you know the other day when I was talking about him with Yutz, and asked if he was dead?
[03:13] <@FyberOptic> well he died
[03:13] <+Armature> WHAT THE FUCK FYBER
[03:14] <@FyberOptic> I DIDN'T MEAN TO
[03:14] <@FyberOptic> DAMMIT
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« Reply #248 on: March 21, 2009, 02:19:28 PM »

Rhythm got headphones, I didn't save the convo, but people were telling him to listen to "The Final Countdown"  I went to work and saw this the very next day, just found it funny.


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« Reply #249 on: April 04, 2009, 09:44:20 PM »

<DHaven> "this troper" isn't funny when every fucking statement is about how awesome the poster is
<DHaven> and how 90% of all comments on something are prefixed with it
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<DHaven> you son of a bitch
<this-troper> has an awesome face on
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« Reply #250 on: April 30, 2009, 01:36:46 AM »

[02:27] <+Bluejay> [You have reached the Mississippi River. Will you: A) Hire a ferry? B) Caulk the WAGON and float it? C) Attempt to Ford the River?]
[02:27] <Doc> C
[02:27] <+Deck> C FOOL
[02:27] <Doc> FUCK the Mississippi River.
[02:30] <+Bluejay> [You attempt to Ford the river. Sadly this is Dodge Country and you do not make it. You lose: 6 OXEN, 4 SETS OF CLOTHING, 59 POUNDS OF FOOD, and 38 BULLETS.]
[02:30] <Doc> Not the bullets!
[02:31] <+Bluejay> [ASS has Drowned, TURDBURGLER has Drowned, JERRY has Drowned]
[02:33] <+Bluejay> [Next time hire the Ferry or use the damn Bridge a mile downriver... Moron.]
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« Reply #251 on: August 27, 2009, 06:22:48 AM »

<Deck> You know what I hate? A bunch of made up cities that the game expects you to know what's what, and then put them into the plot and expect you not to get confused
<DHaven> Games need a glossary, I swear.
<Deck> BACK IN THE CITY OF DINGLEDONG THE BOODAH EMPIRE FEBOOZLED THE HEEDLEDORPS
<DHaven> those fucking heedledorps deserved it
<DHaven> always zigdazzling around
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« Reply #252 on: September 05, 2009, 06:02:06 PM »

[18:26]  <Fyborg> 4GET: http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/12521895962041.jpg 
[18:42]  <Doc> That
[18:42]  <Doc> is
[18:42]  <Doc> awesome
[18:42]  <Yutz> MANLY
[18:42]  <Yutz> I wanna play THAT zelda
[18:42]  <Yutz> In that zelda, fuck bombs, he just kicks cracked walls down
[18:43]  <Doc> Fuck a lantern, he uses his cigar to light the place up
[18:44]  <Yutz> Fuck a bow, he puts a dozen arrows in his mouth and just spits them out rapid-fire
[18:48]  <Doc> Fuck a Fire Rod, he just throws cigars across the map
[18:48]  <Doc> Fuck a shield. He's got balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls ba
[18:48]  <Doc> balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls of steel steel steel steel
[18:51]  <Doc> He doesn't use that freezing rod, he just stares at shit until it freezes up in its tracks
[18:51]  <Doc> Green potion? Red potion? Blue potion? Try beer.
[18:52]  <Doc> Fuck the hookshot, he just yells at shit to come to him. AND IT DOES
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« Reply #253 on: September 16, 2009, 02:21:33 PM »

[15:20]  <MDude> Bob Saget couldn't stop Doc when he
[15:20]  <Doc> RRRAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
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« Reply #254 on: September 21, 2009, 10:50:11 AM »

[11:43] <Doc> Awright.
[11:43] <Doc> Another Yankees game
[11:45] <+Bluejay> Yankees suck!
[11:45] <Doc> YOU SUCK
[11:45] <+Buzzard> wait really
[11:45] <+Bluejay> NOT AS HARD AS YOU!
[11:45] <Doc> Try it again
[11:45] <Doc> DO IT
[11:46] <+Bluejay> Yankees suck!
[11:46] <Doc> YOU SUCK.
[11:46] <+Buzzard> I would but I'd be committing heresy
[11:47] <+Bluejay> Say "YOU SUCK." if you believe Yankees suck!
[11:47] <Doc> YOU SUCK.
[11:47] <+Bluejay> and thusly, the flaw in triggers is again revealed
[11:47] <Doc> You're dead to me.
[11:48] <+Bluejay> Bob Saget
[11:48] <Doc> RRRAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

[11:53] <+Bluejay> I love you Doc
[11:59] * Doc has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[11:59] <+Bluejay> I loved him to quit
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