FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH

[Armchair]

[22:42] <Ranca> hello?
[22:43] <Armature> Yes?
[22:44] <Ranca> i know this is kinda weird n'stuff, i'm trying to get a feel for the people and right ways of doing things here
[22:44] <Armature> you gotta watch out for the RAPE
[22:44] <Ranca> oh god
[22:44] <Ranca> not here too
[22:44] <Armature> what do you think is done with this supertechnology, make the world a better place?

[FyberOptic]

Wait, raping doesn't make the world a better place?

[Boris]

If that's true, I have failed as an inventor 

[MDude]

Back to the drawing boards!

[Buzzard]

Dammit, now I have to reevaluate my entire life.

[HitomiBoy]

Shit, now i have to rethink my whole lifes plan...

[Bluejay]

[11:22] <Fyborg> Bluejay grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:30 towards level 35.
[11:22] <Fyborg> Bluejay reaches next level in 0 days, 06:56:48.
[11:23] <+Bluejay> really I just got stung on my penis, so it's not a true godsend

[Deck]

[22:24] <Deck> Isn't "By Billy Age 8" originally from Disaster Labs and Arfenhouse?
[22:25] <@Vito> sure
[22:25] <Blazeman> I thought Family Circus, but their Billy's younger than 8
[22:25] <@Boris> I thought it was a YTMND in joke
[22:25] <Deck> It must be from the primal times
[22:25] <Deck> When the internet was first forming from chaos and gods ran wild
[22:25] <@Boris> before the tubes were laid?
[22:26] <Gospel> it was when one megaram was daring and bold technology
[22:26] <+Buzzard> yeah, before that

[MDude]

[09:35] <MDude> Kittens?
[09:39] <Bluejay> roborts?
[09:46] <MDude> Robort kittens?
[09:48] <Bluejay> bepe boop meow?
[09:55] <MDude> Whirr mew clank?
[09:56] <Bluejay> veep purr buzz?

[FyberOptic]

[19:39] <+Armature> *RT runs into the middle of the street to frolick*
[19:41] * +Rotary_Turbo (~fyrc@1Cust7215.an3.ind20.da.uu.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

[Boris]

I know they were just posted, but I particularly liked these exchanges.

[01:25] <Boris> but the internet is all about people getting irrationally attached to fictional relationships they invented
[01:25] <Yutz> The best one ever is Carmen Sandiego and Waldo~
[01:26] <Boris> lol @
[01:26] <Boris> I love that comic whenever it pops up
[01:26] <Yutz> waldo's a lucky man. She's a hot piece of brazilian ass.
[01:26] <Boris> shit, why do you think people tracked her around the world?
[01:27] <Yutz> Because she stole their bike
[01:27] <Boris> and one day I'll get that fucking bike back, too!

and

[01:27] <Armature> ZOUNDS
[01:27] <Armature> [01:28] <Doc> Someone said that Haruhi is so well-liked because she acts like one of the guys.
[01:27] <Armature> [01:28] <Doc> A tomboy, if you will.
[01:27] <Armature> [01:29] <Armature> kinda like toph from avatar
[01:27] <Armature> [01:29] <Doc> With an equally creepy, if not more so, fanbase.
[01:28] <Boris> I HAVE OPINONS ON RELATIONSHIPS THAT HAVE NOT AND NEVER WILL OCCUR
[01:28] <Armature> Haruhi x Toph
[01:28] <Armature> oh god
[01:28] <Boris> ok, I try to keep it within one universe generally, but whatever floats your boat
[01:29] <Armature> i was joking, but murphys law...!
[01:29] <Boris> cross-dimensional lesbians sounds like a porn I'd rent

[Blazeman]

[01:00] <+Rotary_Turbo> Ever see those comercials for the PS9 long ago...it was like a sphere or somthing...
[01:01] <+Rotary_Turbo> Just parody, of corse, but by Sony, I think.
[01:01] <+Buzzard> you know what's gonna happen?
[01:01] <+Buzzard> they're gonna make the x-cube-station-360-portable DS
[01:01] <+Buzzard> with wireless motion sensing controllers
[01:02] <+Rotary_Turbo> Naw, that would cross some boundaries which would destroy the universe as we know it.
[01:02] <@FyberOptic> they invented video games u no
[01:02] <@FyberOptic> + electricity
[01:02] <+Buzzard> EXACTLY
[01:06] <Blazeman> Don't forget "Advance" after DS
[01:08] <+Buzzard> x-cube-station-360-portable DS Advance color
[01:09] <+Buzzard> oh yeah, add a virtual in front of it
[01:09] <@FyberOptic> $9999
[01:09] <@Vito> you forgot to add super at the beginning
[01:09] <@FyberOptic> it's under $10,000
[01:09] <@FyberOptic> it's a fucking bargain
[01:09] <@FyberOptic> the wii is overpriced
[01:09] <+Rotary_Turbo> I'd rather buy a CAR....
[01:11] <Blazeman> So... Super Virtual X-Cube-Station 360 Portable DS Color Advance?
[01:12] <Blazeman> I'd get it if it wasn't over $1000,,,
[01:12] <+Bluejay> you forgot SP
[01:12] <Blazeman> Super Virtual X-Cube-Station 360 Portable DS Color Advance SP.
[01:14] <Blazeman> Not getting it for the price they offer for it. By the time it gets to a reasonable price, everyone would be hooked on this "Massively Multiplayer Online Virtual World", codenamed "Ground Zero", and titled "TOME".
[01:15] <Blazeman> And my friend Colin would still be playing the "old" PS3.
[01:16] * Blazeman scratches off "friend" in the last line and replaces it with "nephew"

[Buzzard]

I just wanna drawing of it.

[FyberOptic]

[15:25] <@FyberOptic> http://www.donutpie.net/8bit/
[15:25] <@FyberOptic> I AM GRABING YOU!
[15:25] <@Vito> grabbing me where
[15:25] <@FyberOptic> in your meat shield
[15:26] <@Vito> is taht slang for penis?
[15:26] <@FyberOptic> I have no regrets
[15:26] <@Vito> I have no objections


A more direct link to the specific comic is http://www.donutpie.net/8bit/?comic=33 , in case it changes in the future.

[Boris]

I had to do it really~