FAST TIMES AT FYBERTECH HIGH

[Bluejay]

Hey shadow, the LARGER number in google fights wins.

[Altzan]

I was there, he DID have higher numbers than all those.

Althogh he was also horribly mutiliated by "man"

SHADOW: 147,000,000 or so
MAN: 2,020,000,000

[Shadow]

And woman.....

[Altzan]

ooh. 

Ok, enough of that.

[Boris]

[00:08] <Fyborg> FyberOptic [353/459] has challenged Fyborg [183/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:24 is removed from FyberOptic's clock.
[00:08] <Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level in 0 days, 01:09:37.
[00:08] <FyberOptic> lol
[00:09] <Vito> stop hitting yourself
[00:09] <Vito> stop hiting yourself

[Bluejay]

[13:58] <+Bluejay> Hello everybody
[13:59] <+Deck> It's a me! Mario!
[13:59] <+Bluejay> /jamps
[13:59] * +Bluejay throws flowers at Deckio
[14:00] * +Deck becomes Fire Deck!
[14:00] * +Deck 's primary color becomes white, and secondary color inverts
[14:01] <+Bluejay> hoorah?
[14:01] <+Deck> Me throws fireballs with classic "Pot" sound
[14:02] <+Bluejay> OMG Deck on drags!
[14:02] <+Deck> *Pot* *Pot* *Pot* *Pot* *Pot* *Pot* *Pot*
[14:05] <+Bluejay> /INTERVENTION!!
[14:05] <@Boris> howdy jay
[14:05] <@Boris> HAY FYBER ARE YOU ALIVE?
[14:05] <+Bluejay> hi Borz
[14:07] <@Boris> I guess he ain't
[14:07] <@Boris> so sup
[14:07] <+Bluejay> Deck's on *pot*
[14:08] <@Boris> that'll happen

[Boris]

[20:44] <Bluejay> I have no moneys for techs to look at... Fyber fly up here and look and Blue will give you meatloaf
[20:44] <FyberOptic> by meatloaf he means penis
[20:45] <Bluejay> yeah sure, I can shape it like a penis for you
[20:45] <Vito> hey
[20:45] <Vito> I'm the only one who gets to make gay jokes with fyber
[20:45] <Bluejay> FINE! jeez Vito can have cock shaped meatloaf too
[20:45] <Bluejay> DAMN you guys are demanding
[20:47] <Deck> all I registered in the last few lines of text was 'cock shaped meatloaf'
[20:48] <Vito> welcome to fybertech

[HitomiBoy]

OMG, that was uber funny. Mostly because of the fact that Kelly zinja McMinn said a similiar comment. "CHRIS! WHAT THE FCUK? YOUR LAST 20 SENTENCES HAVE BEEN ABOUT A COCK!"

[Shadow]

Spam?

[Armchair]

[00:18] * Now talking in #yiff
[00:18] * irc.fybertech.net sets mode: +nt
[00:18] <@Armature> HAY GUYS
[00:18] <@Armature> WHERE ARE ALL THE FURRIES
[00:18] <@Armature> SERIOUSLY
[00:18] <@Armature> WANT YIFF
[00:19] * Buzzard has joined #yiff
[00:19] * @Armature yiffs
[00:19] <Buzzard> OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK IT
[00:19] <Buzzard> MY EYES
[00:19] * Buzzard has left #yiff (bawnk)

[Bluejay]

damn furries...

[LtSterling]

[MDude]

"A cat is fine too."

[Blazeman]

22:51] <FyberOptic> USE LUESHI
[22:51] <Gospel> LUESHI MEDALLION!
[22:51] * Buzzard has joined #fybertech
[22:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Buzzard
[22:51] <FyberOptic> oshit it worked

[FyberOptic]

What lead up to that:


[22:47] <FyberOptic> sends 10 monsters to attack everyone in chat
[22:47] <+Armature> [flees]
[22:47] <FyberOptic> armature dies
[22:48] <+Armature> stuf
[22:48] * Blazeman gets ready to fight
[22:48] <+Armature> i hav 128932198 DP
[22:48] <FyberOptic> blazeman dies
[22:48] <+Armature> i hav 128932198 DP
[22:48] * +Bluejay bribes
[22:48] <FyberOptic> armature's corpse gets walked on
[22:48] <Ranca> rocks fall?
[22:48] * Blazeman ended up facing a Sharpedo
[22:48] <FyberOptic> bluejay lives until I spend the bribe
[22:48] <FyberOptic> then rocks fall because I'm bored already
[22:48] <+Armature> I FUCKING DP THE MONSTER TO DEATH
[22:48] <Blazeman> [Super Effective!
[22:49] <+Armature> and im done
[22:49] <Gospel> http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/Gospel232/Random/?action=view&current=HP_1left.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch2
[22:49] <Blazeman> That is, Fyber's attack]
[22:49] <FyberOptic> well u no, i'm best gm
[22:49] <Blazeman> Proveit!
[22:49] <FyberOptic> blazeman dies
[22:49] <Gospel> damn he's good