It's like a donut, but without the hole in the middle.

[Vito]

Whye hello there boys and...more boys. I've come up with a little thing that could be fun, and probably won't be helpful at all. I call it the Fybertech slogan contest. Except it's not really a contest. I'm not giving you guys shit, I mean christ I'm already paying some of the bills to help to keep this place running. Anyways, I figured we could use a slogan for this place or maybe even multiple slogans, or maybe hulk hogans so I came up with a few ideas and now I don't really want yours but for the sake of some board activity, I'll ask for them anyway.
Now, lets begin with some cracker jack, genius ideas of mine.

• Fybertech, it's like a donut, but without the hole in the center.
• Fybertech, we don't eat babies...anymore.
• Fybertech, it's ladies night every night.
• Fybertech, where's the beef?
• Fybertech, it's supposed to be FY, not FI.
• Fybertech, we get the job done, but generally at our own convenience

Those are all clearly more awesome than what you can come up with, but you can try anyway.

[FyberOptic]

better "Fybertech: Gets nothing done in record time!"

[MDude]

Also:

• Fybertech, where you'll belong. If you have absolutley no motivation.
• Fybertech, it's not on top of an active volcano at least.
• Fybertech, where you can go to ramble mindlessly about technilogical trivia with other lazy bone internet folk.

[Shadow]

"Welcome to Fybertech: A place where dreams are shattered and then rebuillt at 30%"

[Sino]

Fybertech: A subsideary of Fybercorp.

[Red_Raven]

"Fybertech, where what you say goes right out the window"
"Fybertech, where fragile minds are sqiushed squashed and stepped on over and over"

[LtSterling]

"Fybertech: We dont do things half-assed, we use the full ass!"

[Prox]

* Prox shoots down everyone else's quotes with vague insults to mothers and faces and such

I asked the people over at Wordlab for a (1) slogan. LET'S SEE IF THEY SAY ANYTHING.

[Buzzard]

Fybertech, where nobody can come up with a good slogan for the site.

[Bluejay]

Welcome to Fybertech. (That's all we could afford)

[magus]

Fybertech,not much technology here

[MDude]

Fybertech, and by that I mean hair with glitter stuck to it with paste.

[Vito]

I've got some more.
Fybertech, we swear we won't give you another STD.
Fybertech, where the good die young, and everybody else just mkae bad jokes.
Fybertech, we won't take your shit, unless you give us money first.
Fybertech, w3 c4n u53 numb3r5 45 13tt3r5.
Fybertech, because no one else wants you.
Fybertech, we make a lot of gay jokes.

[Buzzard]

We should just take all these and throw them into a randomizer thing so that it changes every time you refresh a page. It could be the page title!

[Blazeman]

"Fybertech: Yeah. Really."
"Fybertech: We have the ideas, but we don't have what it takes to do anything with them."