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Planets
« on: September 28, 2005, 02:54:24 pm »
Prox is a goddamn bastard on this game. I somehow forced Fyber to make an alternate universe Planets game just because of this fact.

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Re: Planets
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2005, 10:50:29 pm »
(A)GREE
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Re: Planets
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2005, 01:29:57 pm »
I was wondering why a second version appeared.
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Re: Planets
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2005, 01:38:37 pm »
I got all heartless and went around destroying everybody, so that they had no cargo and no money to keep playing with. Fyber was originally going to reset the first game, but he decided to make a completely different version.

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Re: Planets
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2005, 02:21:17 pm »
Well I didn't reset it cause not everybody was a-okay with the idear.  Adding a second one was my way of pussyfooting around the issue . . !

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Re: Planets
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2005, 02:58:23 pm »
Ok, so what is the onboard printer kit for, and how do talk to a planet? "Prox promised *Planet Name* cookies" or some such nonsense. And how can I own a planet?
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Re: Planets
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2005, 04:50:48 pm »
If you're launching an attack on a planet, an Onboard Printing Kit will make some of the planet's population destroy a very small amount of fighters, and post 'Prox promised copies of doom 3' or what not in Galaxy News. And finally, you can own a planet once you've destroyed enough of the fighters to make the planet submit to you. Usually they won't submit until 0 fighters are left.

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Re: Planets
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2005, 01:14:26 pm »
Which begs the question, Prox, why the fuck did you leave that planet with 0 fighters?

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Re: Planets
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2005, 01:25:27 pm »
Yeah, I just slap one on and send it on it's way; it works pretty well.

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Re: Planets
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2005, 01:48:41 pm »
You know, if someone were to organize a mass rapage of a planet like that, you know, with like five or six people all sacrificing their Garbage Scows in the name of the greater good, that thing could be beaten like, real easy.

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Re: Planets
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2005, 03:09:20 pm »
Well maybe if the site gets more traffic it will, or maybe you should go try and find a popular BBS board and try and get people to play on the uncluttered server.

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Re: Planets
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2005, 03:07:58 pm »
HOT TIP TIME:

Take over Tribonia, that place's huge population generates upwards of a million tax dollars a day.
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Re: Planets
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2005, 12:42:16 am »
I propose a mass raping of Metallica. I've always wanted to kill that place.
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Re: Planets
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2005, 11:21:56 pm »
Hmm, I thought long and hard about this, and I tried to join. I really did, but...I guess my answer wasn't good enough.

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Re: Planets
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2005, 04:19:15 pm »
ammusingly the maraken would accept you for the very same answer
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