So Vito and I got off on a tangent last night, and we ended up planning out our own 80's cartoon, all because I misstyped a couple of letters!
[02:26] <@Vito> imma hit the sack now though
[02:26] <@Vito> i gotta get up before like noon and erything now taht school's started
[02:27] <@FyberOptic> that's crazy talk
[02:27] <@Vito> I KNOW
[02:28] <@FyberOptic> but I'll catch you lazz0rs
[02:28] <@FyberOptic> lol @ lazz0r
[02:28] <@FyberOptic> better latter
[02:28] <@Vito> yuou sounded real suepr villain there though
[02:29] <@Vito> lazz0rs sounding like the hero of some bad cartoon from teh 80s
[02:29] <@Vito> about some rock star or race car driver who fights eveil
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> he has a shield and a laser pistol
[02:29] <@Vito> with a lazer
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> and a guitar that attaches to the shield
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> and the shield shoots lasers
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> and the guitar
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> and his belt
[02:29] <@Vito> WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS
[02:30] <@FyberOptic> now we just gotta get society to revert back to 80's mentality so that they'll watch it
[02:30] <@Vito> fuck no
[02:30] <@Vito> we'll just make it look like some anime
[02:30] <@Vito> and rename the guy lazz0r-san
[02:31] <@FyberOptic> you don't even have to make it look like it, just either say it's anime, or put some japanese characters on it
[02:31] <@FyberOptic> doesn't matter what they say
[02:31] <@Vito> just throw ins some sweat drops and other anime cliches every once in a while
[02:32] <@FyberOptic> we have to find a noise for the lasers though that's horribly repetitive and can be used multiple times in every episode
[02:32] <@FyberOptic> and people will know what cartoon it is by that sound
[02:33] <@FyberOptic> kids will be like "OH FUCK LAZZ0R SAGA IS ON"
[02:34] <@Vito> you know we shoudl also make lazz0r a middle school kid
[02:34] <@FyberOptic> or maybe a plot where the kid turns into a muscle dude
[02:34] <@Vito> with an unknown past
[02:35] <@Vito> and the main villian's like lazz0r uncle since being the father is way overdone
[02:35] <@FyberOptic> lazz0r, I am your uncle
[02:35] <@FyberOptic>
noooooooooo wait what
[02:36] <@Vito> yeah
[02:36] <@Vito> and his dad will be dead
[02:36] <@Vito> becaue the uncle killed him by accident
[02:36] <@FyberOptic> or you can spice it up and make the whole left side of the uncle be a robot
[02:36] <@Vito> FUCKING BRILLIANT
[02:37] <@Vito> you know what we need secondary characters and vehicles to sell a shit load of toys
[02:37] <@FyberOptic> like Doc Terror and Hacker in Centurions u no
[02:37] <@Vito> ya
[02:37] <@Vito> POWER EXTREME
[02:37] <@FyberOptic> MAN AND MACHINE
[02:38] <@FyberOptic> I had those toys
[02:38] <@Vito> i think I was to young to even touch thse toys
[02:38] <@Vito> little baby me
[02:38] <@FyberOptic> Ace McCloud was mine, actually, my brother had Jake Rockwell
[02:38] <@FyberOptic> they were made pretty damn well
[02:38] <@FyberOptic> we still have'em . . !
[02:39] <@FyberOptic> my younger brother has Max Ray somewhere I guess
[02:39] <@FyberOptic> and I have parts of Strafer around
[02:39] <@Vito> max was lame
[02:39] <@Vito> and so was his mustache
[02:39] <@Vito> although the mustache was very 80s
[02:39] <@FyberOptic> he was your Quami
[02:40] <@FyberOptic> he had the necessary power to complete the three, but it was mostly useless for most episodes
[02:40] <@Vito> more characters now adays need muscatches
[02:40] <@Vito> he was aquaman
[02:40] <@FyberOptic> I mean how often did they use Heart in Captain Planet
[02:40] <@Vito> whenervf they need to talk to a monkey
[02:40] <@FyberOptic> haw
[02:40] <@FyberOptic> exactly
[02:41] <@FyberOptic> so unless they're talking to mermaids, or doc terror decided to blow something up undersea, max just sat in the space lab and masturbated to a picture of Crystal
[02:41] <@Vito> plz that why they added sealab
[02:41] <@Vito> which was always in fucking trouble
[02:42] <@FyberOptic> especially when you can't tell if someone pissed in the water, with the ocean being so big and all
[02:42] <@Vito> you know they peed in those suits
[02:43] <@Vito> and that they were all nasty uinside
[02:43] <@FyberOptic> loss of bowel control was the horrible side effect to using the transporter
[02:44] <@Vito> that and growing hair
[02:44] <@Vito> that oragutang was an early tester
[02:45] <@FyberOptic> if there's ever a fybertech cartoon, I'm just wondering which of us has to grow the thick black 'stache
[02:45] <@Vito> thats a toughie
[02:46] <@Vito> i coudl see Vito with a scruffy type of face with 5 o'clock shadow
[02:46] <@Vito> but he's not a mustache guy
[02:46] <@FyberOptic> we'll all wear'em and it'll be a triple bad-ass show
[02:46] <@Vito> FUCK YEAH
[02:47] <@FyberOptic> then we'll get some hot chick to run the computers at fyberlab
[02:48] <@Vito> I call dibs on hitting on her
[02:48] <@Vito> and then like going out to a nice restaurant with her at the end of one episode
[02:48] <@Vito> and tehn having every one else show up
[02:48] <@FyberOptic> plus our pet monkey
[02:49] <@FyberOptic> glitch
[02:49] <@Vito> and I'll got out on some line like "the more the merrier, sure. hphm"
[02:49] <+Deck> THIS ALL STARTED WHEN VITO SAID HE WAS GOING TO BED
[02:50] <@Vito> yeah I know
[02:50] <@FyberOptic> he accepted it was crazy talk
[02:50] <@Vito> we had some flow
[02:50] <@FyberOptic> as opposed to leakage
[02:50] <@Vito> and were doing some good idea working
[02:50] <@FyberOptic> I was masturbating to Crystal Kane
[02:50] <+Deck> So what's this about Fybertech cartoom?
[02:51] <@Vito> it'll be like centurions
[02:51] <+Deck> Never heard of it
[02:51] <@Vito> or at least the mustaches
[02:51] <@Vito> POWER EXTREME
[02:51] <@FyberOptic> oshit deck doesn't know it
[02:51] <@Vito> shit covers blone
[02:51] <@Vito> i do need to go to bed though
[02:51] <@FyberOptic>
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bhitQF5Srds[02:52] <+Deck> k nite
[02:52] <@Vito> we'll pick this up in the morning
[02:52] <@FyberOptic> latters mr vito
[02:52] <@FyberOptic> or lazz0rs
[02:52] <@Vito> sarts up again
