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RPGlog: Ultimate Simu-cube Showdown
« on: March 05, 2006, 01:01:47 am »
[22:00] <@Prox> +++RP START+++
[22:01] <@Prox> An enormous man with a similarly enormous beard walks into the room.
[22:01] <@Prox> ---
[22:01] <+Buzzard> p-prof?
[22:01] <@Prox> "Hello, I'm Mr. Fargas."
[22:01] <+Buzzard> sup "prof" Fargas
[22:01] <@Prox> "I've been assigned to direct the Division of Magic-Technology Relations."
[22:02] <@Prox> "And, uh... It seems that Simu-Cube has taken some flack recently."
[22:02] <+Deck> S
[22:02] <@Prox> "You're both familiar with Simu-cube, right?"
[22:02] <+Deck> Pardon
[22:02] <+Buzzard> no, not really
[22:02] <@Prox> "Ah, I see."
[22:02] <+Deck> Not quite
[22:02] <@Prox> "Simu-cube is a simulation device based in Delta City."
[22:03] <@Prox> "It's pretty much virtual-reality. We use it for training, education, and recreation."
[22:03] <+Buzzard> sounds sexy
[22:03] <+Buzzard> where do I sign up
[22:03] <@Prox> "There are some rumors going around that using it is harmful to your health."
[22:04] <@Prox> "We want to give these benign assets of technology a good reputation."
[22:04] <+Buzzard> are you sure it's not really hurting people?
[22:05] <@Prox> "Oh, of course."
[22:05] <@Prox> "We've already tested it extensively."
[22:05] <@Prox> "But we need you guys to run another test to quell these rumors."
[22:05] <+Buzzard> I'd bet you 10 bucks someone hacked the system and made it harm people
[22:06] <@Prox> "The magic supremacy groups get a little uptight about these apparatus."
[22:06] <@Prox> "Always worried about their, uh... their validity."
[22:06] <@Prox> "So yes."
[22:07] <+Buzzard> if it's so harmless, why do you guys need hired mercs to check it out?
[22:07] <+Buzzard> huh?
[22:07] <@Prox> "Mainly because you're the only guys around who the supremacy groups will trust."
[22:07] <@Prox> "Because you helped them out with their problems earlier on."
[22:08] <+Deck> I had no idea I had that kind of reputtion
[22:08] <+Buzzard> Same
[22:08] <@Prox> "Just this group in general."
[22:08] <+Deck> But it's cool we do
[22:08] <@Prox> "I should say."
[22:08] <@Prox> "But anyways."
[22:09] <@Prox> "Are you ready?"
[22:09] <+Buzzard> totally
[22:09] <+Deck> [I'm sorry I can't do this right now
[22:09] <+Deck> ]
[22:10] <@Prox> [s'fine]
[22:10] <+Deck> [thank]
[22:10] <+Buzzard> [k then]
[22:10] * +Deck has left #rpg
[22:10] <+Buzzard> [prox, can I still solo this one?]
[22:10] <@Prox> sure.
[22:10] <+Buzzard> thank
[22:10] <@Prox> alrighty then
[22:10] <@Prox> you're at the cube.
[22:11] <@Prox> There are modern media groups and magical broadcast groups abound.
[22:11] <@Prox> you step inside the simulation chamber.
[22:12] * +Buzzard waves as he walks in, making sure the cameras get his good side
[22:14] * +Buzzard enters the Simu-Cube, looks at his surroundings
[22:15] <@Prox> there are wires and routers to allow the simulation to be seen from outside the chamber.
[22:15] <@Prox> the PA system crackles on.
[22:15] <@Prox> "gzzhzhg gzt"
[22:15] <@Prox> "ahem."
[22:16] <@Prox> "So, would you please choose a situation."
[22:16] <+Buzzard> name 'em
[22:16] <@Prox> "Movie, video game, historical event."
[22:16] <@Prox> "anything."
[22:16] <+Buzzard> Hmmm....
[22:16] <+Buzzard> ... .. .... .. . . ...
[22:17] <+Buzzard> [help me out here]
[22:17] <@Prox> feel free to poll #fybertech if you need
[22:19] <+Buzzard> Metroid
[22:19] <@Prox> [er...]
[22:19] <+Buzzard> I'll choose metroid
[22:19] <@Prox> [i'm not really familiar with metroid.]
[22:19] <+Buzzard> [gimme one you are then]
[22:20] <+Buzzard> [tell me in the RP, not OOC]
[22:20] <+Buzzard> not so sure how well that one would work, actually
[22:20] <+Buzzard> how about Doukutsu Monogatari
[22:20] <+Buzzard> or if you don't speak japanese, Cave Story
[22:21] <@Prox> "...How about a Newgrounds Classic."
[22:21] <@Prox> "Ultimate Showdown."
[22:21] <+Buzzard> Alien Hominid?
[22:21] <+Buzzard> Showdown works
[22:21] <@Prox> the room starts to fade out.
[22:21] <+Buzzard> trippy
[22:22] <@Prox> When it phases back in again, you're standing on an eight-lane street in Tokyo City.
[22:22] <@Prox> neon signs are everywhere...!
[22:22] <+Buzzard> I always wanted to visit this place
[22:22] * +Buzzard heads towards the nearest beer vending machine
[22:23] <@Prox> what's more, there are japanese people running in every direction.
[22:23] * +Buzzard keeps waking
[22:23] <@Prox> You approach the vending machine, when suddenly Batman steps out from behind it.
[22:23] <+Buzzard> aw hell naw
[22:23] <@Prox> "sup."
[22:23] <+Buzzard> sup batman
[22:24] <@Prox> "Godzilla's destroying this town."
[22:24] <+Buzzard> nothing new
[22:24] <@Prox> "and according to the script, I've got to throw a bat grenade at him."
[22:24] <+Buzzard> go for it
[22:24] <@Prox> "But it's clear that he'll get pissed and begin to attack."
[22:25] <+Buzzard> do it anyway
[22:25] <@Prox> "So, why don't you come with and make sure he doesn't get too rough with the buildings?"
[22:25] <@Prox> "And you, too."
[22:25] <@Prox> *points to Shaq*
[22:25] <+Buzzard> sure, why not
[22:26] * @Prox bat-glides over there
[22:26] * @Prox bursts from the shade, tosses grenade
[22:26] <@Prox> +++BATTURU+++
[22:27] <@Prox> RARGH
[22:27] <@Prox> /stomp
[22:27] <@Prox> Results from 1d10: 4
[22:27] <@Prox> 4 damage to Batman.
[22:27] <@Prox> Buzzard turn
[22:28] * +Buzzard whips out lasergun
[22:28] <+Buzzard> [you'll have to roll for me
[22:28] <+Buzzard> ]
[22:28] <@Prox> [what're the numbers?]
[22:28] <+Buzzard> [gimme 10 seconds
[22:28] <+Buzzard> ]
[22:29] <+Buzzard> [+3 AP]
[22:29] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 1
[22:29] <+Buzzard> fuck the what
[22:29] <+Buzzard> my aim's not that horrible
[22:30] <@Prox> the laser bends and goes around behind you
[22:30] <+Buzzard> maybe I just need to replace the batteries...
[22:30] <@Prox> Batman turn
[22:30] * +Buzzard begins fiddling with laser to figure out what's wrong
[22:30] <@Prox> Batman sticks Godzilla with a bat throwing star thing
[22:30] <+Buzzard> maybe it's this damn simu-cube...
[22:30] <+Buzzard> Batarang?
[22:30] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 16
[22:31] <@Prox> godzilla hops around on one foot while clutching the other
[22:31] <@Prox> Shaq turn
[22:31] <@Prox> Shaq dribbles with both hands and somehow deals damage to Godzilla
[22:31] <@Prox> Results from 1d15: 9
[22:32] <@Prox> Godzilla begins to attack...!
[22:32] <@Prox> Results from 1d10: 2
[22:32] <@Prox> 2 damage to Buzdar
[22:32] <@Prox> Buzzard turn
[22:32] * +Buzzard grenades Godzilla
[22:32] <+Buzzard> [+5 AP]
[22:32] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 20
[22:33] <@Prox> natural
[22:33] <@Prox> +2 XP
[22:33] <@Prox> Batman goes and hops in the Batmobile.
[22:33] <@Prox> Shaq proceeds to open up a can of Shaq Fu.
[22:33] <@Prox> but then Aaron Carter starts beating him up!
[22:34] <@Prox> and then they both get ran over by Batman.
[22:34] * +Buzzard just stands there and laughs
[22:34] <@Prox> Abe Lincoln approaches from behind you
[22:34] <@Prox> he starts shooting his AK-47 every which way
[22:35] <@Prox> Results from 1d10: 4
[22:35] * +Buzzard whips around and his laser
[22:35] <@Prox> 4 damage to buzzard and batman
[22:35] <@Prox> buzzard turn
[22:35] <@Prox> [laser...?]
[22:35] <+Buzzard> *with
[22:35] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 8
[22:35] <@Prox> 11 damage
[22:36] <+Buzzard> oho!
[22:36] <@Prox> Batman tries to make it back to the bat cave.
[22:36] <@Prox> Abe lincoln shoots him.
[22:36] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 8
[22:36] <@Prox> rat-a-tat-tat
[22:36] <@Prox> buzzard turn
[22:37] <@Prox> [laser again?]
[22:37] <+Buzzard> [sure]
[22:37] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 10
[22:37] <+Buzzard> [I'll assume that's the one I brought on this mission]
[22:37] <@Prox> 13 damage
[22:37] <@Prox> and that's enough to 'kill' him.
[22:37] <@Prox> he runs out of bullets
[22:37] <@Prox> and runs away
[22:37] <+Buzzard> later abe
[22:37] <@Prox> because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
[22:38] <@Prox> but you don't have to fight Optimus Prime.
[22:38] <@Prox> because Godzilla is busy taking a bite out of him.
[22:39] <@Prox> Batman is injured.
[22:39] <@Prox> Abe comes back with a machete.
[22:39] <@Prox> Shaq comes back, covered in a tire track.
[22:39] <+Buzzard> lolsup abe
[22:39] <@Prox> but Jackie Chan jumps out and lands on his back.
[22:40] <@Prox> and Indiana Jones trips Abe.
[22:40] <+Buzzard> sup indy
[22:40] * +Buzzard snags Indy's gun when he isn't looking
[22:40] <@Prox> you simply can't find it.
[22:40] <@Prox> Batman has it...!
[22:40] <@Prox> he shoots and misses.
[22:40] <@Prox> Jackie Chan deflects it with his fist.
[22:41] <@Prox> Jump, somersalt, pole vault, etc.
[22:41] <+Buzzard> well, then
[22:41] <@Prox> So, what now.
[22:41] <@Prox> oh right.
[22:41] <@Prox> Chuck Norris.
[22:41] <@Prox> Chuck kicks Indy and kills Batman.
[22:41] <+Buzzard> oh shit
[22:41] <@Prox> and then you have to fight 'im!
[22:42] * +Buzzard takes cover
[22:42] <+Buzzard> no way you can kill Chuck
[22:42] <@Prox> +++BATTLES STATION+++
[22:42] <@Prox> you can try...!
[22:42] * +Buzzard turns to the camera
[22:42] <+Buzzard> watch as I prove this thing's harmless
[22:42] <@Prox> Buzzard turn
[22:43] * +Buzzard tries summon all those guys who kill chuck norris
[22:43] <+Buzzard> +ing
[22:43] <@Prox> [that happens in a cutscene a little later on]
[22:43] <+Buzzard> [frown]
[22:43] <+Buzzard> scratch that
[22:43] <+Buzzard> LASER BLAST
[22:43] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 14
[22:44] <@Prox> 17 dammij
[22:44] <@Prox> Chuck turn
[22:44] <@Prox> he roundhouse kicks you in the face
[22:44] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 5
[22:44] <+Buzzard> [dies]
[22:45] <@Prox> [naaah]
[22:45] <+Buzzard> [I kid, I kid]
[22:45] <@Prox>
  • [22:45] <@Prox> anyways, your turn.
    [22:45] <+Buzzard> so you think you can pull your almighty godpowers on me?
    [22:46] <+Buzzard> well you'll have to answer to a little buddy I like to call a laser blast
    [22:46] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 7
    [22:46] <@Prox> 10 damage~!
    [22:47] <@Prox> Chuck suckerpunches a woman in your presence
    [22:47] <@Prox> Results from punchdwoman: 0
    [22:47] <@Prox> it has no effect!
    [22:48] <@Prox> k go
    [22:48] <+Buzzard> I say, is that another laser blast?
    [22:48] <@Prox> Results from 1d20: 13
    [22:48] <@Prox> rather!
    [22:48] <@Prox> aaand that's enough damage to trigger a cutscene
    [22:49] <+Buzzard> I'm gonna need a new battery after this, wot wot?
    [22:49] <@Prox> Gandalf the Grey.
    [22:49] <@Prox> and Gandalf the White.
    [22:49] <@Prox> and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.
    [22:49] <@Prox> and Benito Mussolini.
    [22:49] <@Prox> and the Blue Meanie.
    [22:49] <@Prox> Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie.
    [22:49] <@Prox> Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader.
    [22:50] <@Prox> Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger.
    [22:50] <@Prox> Bill S. Preston (esquire) and Theodore Logan.
    [22:50] <@Prox> Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
    [22:50] <@Prox> all come out of nowhere lightning fast.
    [22:50] <@Prox> Results from 1d1000: 787
    [22:50] <@Prox> and kick Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
    [22:50] * +Buzzard counts the power rangers
    [22:51] <@Prox> where's that fychan image when you need it.
    [22:51] <@Prox> o wel.
    [22:51] <@Prox> It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw.
    [22:51] <@Prox> with civilians looking on in total awe.
    [22:51] <@Prox> The fight raged on for a century.
    [22:51] <@Prox> Many lives were claimed, but eventually
    [22:52] <@Prox> the champion stood, the rest saw their better.
    [22:52] <@Prox> Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
    [22:52] <@Prox> the room slowly fades back to its original cube shape
    [22:52] * +Buzzard stands there, unscathed
    [22:53] <@Prox> After you're done with the physical exam, which you pass with flying colors, you walk outside to where Mr. Fargas stands with wads of money in his hands.
    [22:53] <@Prox> oshi
    [22:53] * +Buzzard stashes laser
    [22:53] <@Prox> ---RP END---
    [22:53] <@Prox> k, so.
    [22:54] <+Buzzard> why oshi
    [22:54] <@Prox> dunno.
    [22:54] <@Prox> so, i'll just say 4 xp each for Godzilla, Abe Lincoln, and Chuck Norris.
    [22:54] <+Buzzard> xp + monies
    [22:54] <@Prox> and the extra 2 for rolling a natural 20.
    [22:54] <+Buzzard> 16 xp
    [22:55] <@Prox> mab 14
    [22:55] <+Buzzard> mab 14
    [22:55] <@Prox> and yeah
    [22:55] <@Prox> 2k monies
    [22:55] <@Prox> and dur butter
    [22:55] <+Buzzard> eats communism
    [22:55] <@Prox> but more like 200 credits
    [22:55] <+Buzzard> k
    [22:55] <@Prox> or whatever the currency is nowadays
    [22:56] <+Buzzard> credits
    [22:56] <@Prox> and now
    [22:56] <@Prox> i have to take a piss
    [22:56] <+Buzzard> kk
    [22:56] <@Prox> i'll log
    [22:57] <+Buzzard>
[22:58] <@Prox> there it is~
[22:58] <@Prox> what should this be called anyways?
[22:59] <+Buzzard> Ultimate Simu-Cube Showdown
[22:59] <+Buzzard> or something
[22:59] <@Prox> alright