http://www.bitsofpancake.com/programming/markov-chain-text-generator/ And also also stuff that seems related.
Let's start off with one based on Fybertech's own IRC:
Next level in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:25.
[12:13:51] <Fyborg> Rotary_Turbo reaches next level 59 drone, is level in 29 days, 02:38:43.
[01:26:28] * Buzzard (Orz@ip72-194-101-88.oc.oc.cox.net) joins #fybertech
[23:46:05] <Fyborg> 4GET:
http://www.fybertech.com/4get/view/14753640879655.gif [19:24:45] <@DrBorisG> aw shit up a blueish pair of gloves.
[01:07:23] <Fyborg> Doc [1011/1446] has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[17:13:51] <Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level 60 Master Thief, has attained level in combat and horrifying amounts of the one
[22:16:39] <Yutz> I will...continue to Boris's clock.
[11:13:51] <Fyborg> Rotary_Turbo reaches next level in combat and won! 1 day, 18:18:46 is removed from FyberOptic's clock.
[18:13:51] <Fyborg> danger, the game coming to different platforms.
[22:23:34] <Doc> Third boss ain't bad. Tank, spank, don't get POTGs with the lights off
[23:45:27] <Doc> I know they compared this alchemy chain
[23:13:17] <Doc> Wait, I heard
[03:09:58] <+Buzzard> this year I said final boss.
[22:19:07] <Doc> I need that, tahnks
[23:17:51] <Doc> I'M ASKING WHICH GLASSES, AND WHICH BANDANA, CORRET
[22:09:10] <Yutz> didn't I went with the level 56! Next level in 22 days, 21:21:52 is #1! Next level in combat and bandana
[22:11:59] <Doc> Yutz
[21:43:33] <Doc> TOO LATE
[00:19:53] <+Buzzard> unfortunately
[00:51:15] <Doc> WHY IS FREE
[00:22:53] <Doc> I WOULDN'T PAY FOR HEALING YOU REALIZE I'M GLAD THIS
[00:19:41] <+Buzzard> heh
[00:35:31] <Doc> Nearby, there's nothing spookier than a little past half through
[00:15:47] <Doc> JESUS
[00:31:07] <Doc> JESUS
[00:31:07] <Doc> Your opinions were irrelevant. Good luck with a site with a dead unicorn named Charlie.
[00:51:37] <Doc> SPIDERS, SPIDERS EVERYWHERE
[22:48:17] <Doc> Or if it's Rising, then there's more adds
[22:19:38] <Doc> Like, what're you can get instagibbed.
[22:20:11] <Doc> WHAT THE ONES ON
[00:04:46] <Doc> Are they compared this to Rotary_Turbo's clock.
[20:13:51] <Fyborg> FyberOptic reaches next level 279 weapon to go "oh god the
It might be fun to go and make some based on articles/blogs by particular authors to see if anyone can guess who it's based on, but I already tossed out the ones I made like that, so it'll have to wait until I feel like doing another.
