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World of Warcraft log
« on: February 17, 2005, 12:47:33 am »
After a discussion with fyber, I have decided to log the life of a character of mine in World of Warcraft. For entertainment value, you know. This topic will the that adventure. But first, I present to you the esential equiptment of an Orc.



Notice arrow one: this points to his belt. The belt is the most important part of your standard Orc's equipment, for it holds up:
arrow two: this points to the cloth held up by the belt.

These are the only two pieces of equipment needed by your standard orc warrior. the shoulders and axe, while cool are not really REQUIRED.
<Armature> i just really want centaur Azula

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2005, 01:04:59 am »
Ok so. The story of this characters life:
Sinshava is a troll hunter female. She is the only character of mine on a PVP server, wherein other characters can hillariously sneak up kill me once I'm in a non-newbie zone. I'll take some fun screencaps when I get to that point. For now I only have a few interesting ones.



Here I am starting life. I am killing small animals like you start most MMoRPG's. Notice I start with a bow. Horde gets bows intially because they are supposed to be the less technilogical side. I made a note to fix this asap.



Here I am next to a dude who drank something wierd and grew like 20 feet. I need a shot of that stuff because....



The whole canyon worth of harpies is coming after me.



Here I have finally replaced my bow with a gun. (They do the same damage, but I am technological and cool.) The gun is good enough that I can finally kill those stupid harpies, but I have to get better at aiming it by practiceing for this moment.



My smoking gun and I are triumphant!



Our final life lesson for the day is that all the good guild names have been taken. I didn't check Fybertech though...
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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2005, 07:23:44 am »
My friend is the guy who started the Aqua Ten Hunger Force Clan. Shall I kill him Bois?
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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2005, 02:31:54 am »
Well, my character, what he does, what he has done, what he will do, and what he will always do till the end of time can be summed up in this picture. I title it this.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
Come here son, and let me tell you about the time I walked across the Atlantic Ocean and broke Soviet Russia over my knee.

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2005, 10:31:22 am »
His name is scary enough . . !

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 09:03:44 am »
Sup, Blackfathom Deeps.
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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 01:41:18 pm »
GO GO BEST FRIEND HAZARD TEAM

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2005, 12:49:51 pm »
My guy's name is Billions, but that's not important right now. What is important is that I have this little problem... I like mining. I like mining way too much. If I see copper, I must mine copper. If I see tin, I let out a primal scream and tear after it like I had the entire freaking horde after me and mine the fuck out of it. If I see silver, well... I blacked out once, and when I came too I had fifty silver contacts in my pants.

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2005, 01:47:41 pm »
Give them some of that plague.  THAT'LL LEARN'EM.

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2005, 04:49:55 pm »
AIDS AIDS AIDS~

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2005, 08:56:06 pm »
I should really get out and get that game shouldnt I?

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2005, 01:09:52 pm »
I'd say so. It's a great game, worth the money in my opinion.Though I really don't get to play much anymore, what with school and all. Anybody actually ever gotten into a BG? If so, are they worth all that hype?
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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2005, 01:43:46 pm »
I like how it looks, but I probably won't ever buy it. I'm such a miser!!

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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2005, 02:06:47 pm »
If theyd just lower the price to maybe thirty dollars a box id decide to get it. The fifteen a month on top of that isn't convincing me to purchase a copy. The game looks damn good, then again I still have to play city of heroes.
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Re: World of Warcraft log
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2006, 12:24:48 pm »
I can't ever find a WoW topic to post in when I find stuffs, but I guess this one is as good as any.

Info on upcoming patches

I recommend watching the videos which show off the new weather feature.  It looks perdy.  But when asked whether it would hinder performance, the Blizzard guy says:

"World of Warcraft is not terribly demanding on today's systems."

So I knew right away he probably had no idea what he was talking about . . !  Plus, he didn't respond to what the guy asking the questions said about horrible slowdown in IF.

In any case, future patches might warrant resubscribing for a month, just to watch it snow if nothing else~~~~