Author Topic: Lazz0r Saga  (Read 24899 times)

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Lazz0r Saga
« on: August 28, 2006, 03:09:58 pm »
So Vito and I got off on a tangent last night, and we ended up planning out our own 80's cartoon, all because I misstyped a couple of letters!


[02:26] <@Vito> imma hit the sack now though
[02:26] <@Vito> i gotta get up before like noon and erything now taht school's started
[02:27] <@FyberOptic> that's crazy talk
[02:27] <@Vito> I KNOW
[02:28] <@FyberOptic> but I'll catch you lazz0rs
[02:28] <@FyberOptic> lol @ lazz0r
[02:28] <@FyberOptic> better latter
[02:28] <@Vito> yuou sounded real suepr villain there though
[02:29] <@Vito> lazz0rs sounding like the hero of some bad cartoon from teh 80s
[02:29] <@Vito> about some rock star or race car driver who fights eveil
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> he has a shield and a laser pistol
[02:29] <@Vito> with a lazer
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> and a guitar that attaches to the shield
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> and the shield shoots lasers
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> and the guitar
[02:29] <@FyberOptic> and his belt
[02:29] <@Vito> WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS
[02:30] <@FyberOptic> now we just gotta get society to revert back to 80's mentality so that they'll watch it
[02:30] <@Vito> fuck no
[02:30] <@Vito> we'll just make it look like some anime
[02:30] <@Vito> and rename the guy lazz0r-san
[02:31] <@FyberOptic> you don't even have to make it look like it, just either say it's anime, or put some japanese characters on it
[02:31] <@FyberOptic> doesn't matter what they say
[02:31] <@Vito> just throw ins some sweat drops and other anime cliches every once in a while
[02:32] <@FyberOptic> we have to find a noise for the lasers though that's horribly repetitive and can be used multiple times in every episode
[02:32] <@FyberOptic> and people will know what cartoon it is by that sound
[02:33] <@FyberOptic> kids will be like "OH FUCK LAZZ0R SAGA IS ON"
[02:34] <@Vito> you know we shoudl also make lazz0r a middle school kid
[02:34] <@FyberOptic> or maybe a plot where the kid turns into a muscle dude
[02:34] <@Vito> with an unknown past
[02:35] <@Vito> and the main villian's like lazz0r uncle since being the father is way overdone
[02:35] <@FyberOptic> lazz0r, I am your uncle
[02:35] <@FyberOptic> noooooooooo wait what
[02:36] <@Vito> yeah
[02:36] <@Vito> and his dad will be dead
[02:36] <@Vito> becaue the uncle killed him by accident
[02:36] <@FyberOptic> or you can spice it up and make the whole left side of the uncle be a robot
[02:36] <@Vito> FUCKING BRILLIANT
[02:37] <@Vito> you know what we need secondary characters and vehicles to sell a shit load of toys
[02:37] <@FyberOptic> like Doc Terror and Hacker in Centurions u no
[02:37] <@Vito> ya
[02:37] <@Vito> POWER EXTREME
[02:37] <@FyberOptic> MAN AND MACHINE
[02:38] <@FyberOptic> I had those toys
[02:38] <@Vito> i think I was to young to even touch thse toys
[02:38] <@Vito> little baby me
[02:38] <@FyberOptic> Ace McCloud was mine, actually, my brother had Jake Rockwell
[02:38] <@FyberOptic> they were made pretty damn well
[02:38] <@FyberOptic> we still have'em . . !
[02:39] <@FyberOptic> my younger brother has Max Ray somewhere I guess
[02:39] <@FyberOptic> and I have parts of Strafer around
[02:39] <@Vito> max was lame
[02:39] <@Vito> and so was his mustache
[02:39] <@Vito> although the mustache was very 80s
[02:39] <@FyberOptic> he was your Quami
[02:40] <@FyberOptic> he had the necessary power to complete the three, but it was mostly useless for most episodes
[02:40] <@Vito> more characters now adays need muscatches
[02:40] <@Vito> he was aquaman
[02:40] <@FyberOptic> I mean how often did they use Heart in Captain Planet
[02:40] <@Vito> whenervf they need to talk to a monkey
[02:40] <@FyberOptic> haw
[02:40] <@FyberOptic> exactly
[02:41] <@FyberOptic> so unless they're talking to mermaids, or doc terror decided to blow something up undersea, max just sat in the space lab and masturbated to a picture of Crystal
[02:41] <@Vito> plz that why they added sealab
[02:41] <@Vito> which was always in fucking trouble
[02:42] <@FyberOptic> especially when you can't tell if someone pissed in the water, with the ocean being so big and all
[02:42] <@Vito> you know they peed in those suits
[02:43] <@Vito> and that they were all nasty uinside
[02:43] <@FyberOptic> loss of bowel control was the horrible side effect to using the transporter
[02:44] <@Vito> that and growing hair
[02:44] <@Vito> that oragutang was an early tester
[02:45] <@FyberOptic> if there's ever a fybertech cartoon, I'm just wondering which of us has to grow the thick black 'stache
[02:45] <@Vito> thats a toughie
[02:46] <@Vito> i coudl see Vito with a scruffy type of face with 5 o'clock shadow
[02:46] <@Vito> but he's not a mustache guy
[02:46] <@FyberOptic> we'll all wear'em and it'll be a triple bad-ass show
[02:46] <@Vito> FUCK YEAH
[02:47] <@FyberOptic> then we'll get some hot chick to run the computers at fyberlab
[02:48] <@Vito> I call dibs on hitting on her
[02:48] <@Vito> and then like going out to a nice restaurant with her at the end of one episode
[02:48] <@Vito> and tehn having every one else show up
[02:48] <@FyberOptic> plus our pet monkey
[02:49] <@FyberOptic> glitch
[02:49] <@Vito> and I'll got out on some line like "the more the merrier, sure. hphm"
[02:49] <+Deck> THIS ALL STARTED WHEN VITO SAID HE WAS GOING TO BED
[02:50] <@Vito> yeah I know
[02:50] <@FyberOptic> he accepted it was crazy talk
[02:50] <@Vito> we had some flow
[02:50] <@FyberOptic> as opposed to leakage
[02:50] <@Vito> and were doing some good idea working
[02:50] <@FyberOptic> I was masturbating to Crystal Kane
[02:50] <+Deck> So what's this about Fybertech cartoom?
[02:51] <@Vito> it'll be like centurions
[02:51] <+Deck> Never heard of it
[02:51] <@Vito> or at least the mustaches
[02:51] <@Vito> POWER EXTREME
[02:51] <@FyberOptic> oshit deck doesn't know it
[02:51] <@Vito> shit covers blone
[02:51] <@Vito> i do need to go to bed though
[02:51] <@FyberOptic> http://youtube.com/watch?v=bhitQF5Srds
[02:52] <+Deck> k nite
[02:52] <@Vito> we'll pick this up in the morning
[02:52] <@FyberOptic> latters mr vito
[02:52] <@FyberOptic> or lazz0rs
[02:52] <@Vito> sarts up again

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2006, 03:59:50 pm »
We'll make a fortune

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2006, 04:52:54 pm »
this concept wins so hard.

<a href="http://www.fybertech.com/misc/lazz0rmusic.swf" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.fybertech.com/misc/lazz0rmusic.swf</a>
« Last Edit: August 28, 2006, 05:58:07 pm by FyberOptic »
<Armature> i just really want centaur Azula

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2006, 05:11:55 pm »
ROCK, ROCK ON

[18:24] <@Boris> fyber
[18:25] <@Boris> I need direction
[18:25] <@Boris> directionnnnnnn
[18:26] <@FyberOptic> his belt just needs to be any generic such thing with a buckle large enough to shoot a laser beam out of the center
[18:26] <@Boris> gotcha
[18:26] <@FyberOptic> it doens't even have to come from a hole
[18:26] <@FyberOptic> things in the 80's didn't have to make sense
[18:26] <@FyberOptic> maybe it glows often or something
[18:27] <@FyberOptic> when danger is near
[18:28] <@Vito> thats good
[18:28] <@Vito> ooh and its sentient
[18:28] <@Boris> nah, no sentience
[18:28] <@Boris> as the artist, I get SOME creative direction u no
[18:29] <@Vito> plz it'll be like knigh rider
[18:29] <@Vito> it'll be B.E.L.T.
[18:29] <@FyberOptic> lol
[18:30] <@FyberOptic> Bio Electrical Linguistic Terminal
[18:30] <@FyberOptic> or something
[18:30] <@Vito> tahts good
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[18:38] <@FyberOptic> he can spin really fast for deathblossom
[18:38] <@FyberOptic> while playing a guitar solo
« Last Edit: August 28, 2006, 06:00:43 pm by FyberOptic »

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2006, 07:58:10 pm »
WHERE'S THE MUSIC COMING FROM?

Also, this is totaly great.

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2006, 08:36:02 pm »
lol it's a flash thing I made and put in a post, to get the full effect of awesome

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2006, 10:01:22 pm »
DRAGONFORCE OWNSORZ

Anyways, we need comic reliefs.

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2006, 10:05:59 pm »
lol it keeps playing even when you hit reply.

Hmm, this is an 80's cartoon. We do need some painfully obvious kind of comic relife character. Maybe an incomptant villain, or a groupie that follows lazz0r everywhere. Whoever they are they need to be a little heavy and comment on eating constantly.
<Armature> i just really want centaur Azula

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2006, 01:11:36 am »
Kickass music anychacne you could link me a way to download the music?
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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2006, 01:16:27 am »
Just look for Dragonforce stuff.  I dunno which song it is, though.

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2006, 09:28:48 am »
It's that dragonforce that YTMND is constantly using.  Fury of the Storm, I belive.
<Armature> i just really want centaur Azula

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2006, 05:51:00 pm »
Lazz0r!

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2006, 06:06:45 pm »
Try 2!

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2006, 06:16:57 pm »
Nice spriting there, especialy on the shading with the second one. Although it should probably have a smile on it. Or maybe a smirk.

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Re: Lazz0r Saga
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2006, 06:38:11 pm »
I had an idea for two more guys, B3am and R4y. Here is B3am so far. I probably will change the suit.