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RPGlog: Some kind of Mindscape
« on: December 03, 2005, 01:24:13 am »
[22:23] <@Prox> +++RP START+++
[22:23] <@Prox> A man with a pinstriped suit, hat, and mask walks into the briefing room.
[22:23] <@Prox> At first you think it's The Variant but his voice tells you otherwise.
[22:23] <@Prox> "Ahem... I'm pressed for time, so I'll make this brief. Unfortunately, The Variant has been sent into a catatonic state by some kind of nervous barrier."
[22:23] <@Prox> "Mayor Donovan has arranged for the prototype Simu-cube to be altered, allowing free passage on the neurological scale."
[22:23] <@Prox> "You must take a journey into The Variant's mind and remove this barrier."
[22:23] <@Prox> "The car is waiting outside. Any questions?"
[22:23] <@Prox> ---
[22:24] <DevDestructo> Nope.
[22:24] <Shadow> Um...
[22:24] * @Prox glances between everybody's faces
[22:24] <Armature> w-who are you?
[22:24] <Shadow> Yeah
[22:24] <@Prox> I'm just another agent.
[22:24] <Shadow> And who is this "Varient" guy
[22:24] <@Prox> You've never heard of him?
[22:25] <Shadow> First time i've heard of him
[22:25] <Armature> I've heard about him
[22:25] <Armature> Praty cool feller
[22:25] <@Prox> yes, very wise, incredible mental prowess.
[22:25] <@Prox> but I digress.
[22:25] <Shadow> I was on "bussiness" when the others where called away
[22:25] <@Prox> are we ready to go?
[22:26] <Shadow> yep
[22:26] <Armature> I suppose so
[22:26] <@Prox> alright, then.
[22:26] <@Prox> +++
[22:26] <@Prox> You arrive at the Simu-cube. Police cars, flashing lights, and caution tape wait in front of the building as you enter.
[22:26] <@Prox> You are led into the cubic room. Lying on a table, surrounded by apparatus, is The Variant.
[22:26] <@Prox> The loudspeaker crackles on.
[22:26] <@Prox> ---
[22:26] <@Prox> ahem, ahem...
[22:27] <@Prox> Are you all ready?
[22:27] <Shadow> But I must warn you of somethign about me..... well you'll see during the second battle, if there is one.
[22:27] <@Prox> I must tell you something about this journey you are about to take.
[22:27] <Armature> Don't see why not.
[22:27] <DevDestructo> Im ready.
[22:27] <Shadow> Just be prepared, otherwise yeah im good
[22:27] <Deck> Ready? Are we gonna have an X-Men training session?
[22:28] <Armature> I CALL IRON MAN
[22:28] <@Prox> ahem.
[22:28] <Armature> wate . . .
[22:28] <@Prox> Uh, anyways...
[22:28] * Shadow claps hand over Arms mouth
[22:28] <Armature> solly, continute
[22:28] <@Prox> This man's mind is like no other simulation system ever built.
[22:28] <DevDestructo> Duh.
[22:28] <@Prox> In actuality, the human imagination is the most erratic simulation system ever.
[22:28] <Deck> IF ONLY HE WERE A WOMAN
[22:29] <Shadow> We are professianals you know
[22:29] <Deck> IF YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING
[22:29] <DevDestructo> YEAH
[22:29] <DevDestructo> GOOD ONE DECK
[22:29] <@Prox> Anything can happen while you are in there, that defies logic and what not.
[22:29] <DevDestructo> ^5
[22:29] <Shadow> Cool
[22:29] <Deck> I'd want me some of that simulation stimulation
[22:29] <Shadow> So its like the Matrix?
[22:29] <@Prox> pardon?
[22:30] <Shadow> nevermind
[22:30] <Deck> No man, the Matrix has robots
[22:30] <DevDestructo> ROBOTSSS
[22:30] <Shadow> Just shut it
[22:30] <@Prox> um, well.
[22:30] <Shadow> And listen to the suit
[22:30] <@Prox> could I have you all stand around the table, please.
[22:30] * Shadow does that
[22:30] * Deck stands on the table instead
[22:30] * DevDestructo stands there
[22:30] * Armature stands so hard
[22:30] <@Prox> good, good.
[22:30] <Armature> deck get your crotch outta my face
[22:31] <Deck> sorry
[22:31] <@Prox> +++
[22:31] <Shadow> Ew..
[22:31] <@Prox> You hear some switches clicking into place. The walls and the table fade until nothing is left but yourselves and endless black.
[22:31] <@Prox> A gray floor quickly slides beneath you. Grey walls, columns, and other structures appear out of nowhere and begin shifting about silently.
[22:31] <@Prox> You can hear an old pulley or wheel squeaking.
[22:32] <@Prox> The only immobile things are an array of grey columns and a grey staircase spiraling at an angle up to a grey platform.
[22:32] <@Prox> ---
[22:32] <DevDestructo> GREY.
[22:32] <Shadow> Holy.......
[22:32] <Deck> "Guns"
[22:32] <DevDestructo> There is a lot of grey here.
[22:32] <Deck> "Lots of Guns"
[22:32] <Armature> This. This is so cool.
[22:32] <@Prox> There are enormous clouds displaying various vivid images floating in the air.
[22:32] <Shadow> Its beatiful
[22:32] <@Prox> [should've sent a poet!]
[22:33] <DevDestructo> HELLO
[22:33] <Shadow> yeah
[22:33] <@Prox> suddenly, a grey column stretches out into a wall, soaring towards you.
[22:34] * Armature steps to side
[22:34] * Shadow dodges
[22:34] * DevDestructo runs
[22:34] * Deck just stands there
[22:34] <Armature> DECK NO
[22:34] * Shadow pulls Deck out of the way
[22:34] <DevDestructo> NOOOOOOOOOOO
[22:34] <@Prox> The wall passes very closely over Deck's head.
[22:34] <Deck> Come on guys, you know I gotta go against the flow sometimes
[22:34] <Shadow> Your a lucky little robot
[22:34] <@Prox> as it does so, he can hear a faint gramophone record playing somewhere.
[22:35] <@Prox> the squeaking sound continues also.
[22:35] <DevDestructo> IS THERE ANY ONE HERE
[22:35] <Shadow> Wtf is that music?
[22:35] <Deck> Are we gonna go up to the staircase ot wath?
[22:36] * Deck heads up the spiral staircase
[22:36] <@Prox> that's the spirit.
[22:36] * Shadow follows
[22:36] * Armature blrnts then follows
[22:36] <@Prox> With difficulty, you manage to climb the grey staircase. At the top you notice a heavy rope above you, attached to a pulley.
[22:36] <Shadow> This place doesnt seem so bad
[22:36] <@Prox> With every squeak of the pulley, the rope moves. Soon, a muttering man hanging by his feet from the rope is pulled near you.
[22:36] <Shadow> Expect that!
[22:36] <DevDestructo> Sir, are you alright?
[22:36] * Prox is now known as Wallace
[22:37] <Deck> Nobody expects him
[22:37] <Deck> He's obviously spanish
[22:37] <Armature> w-where grommit
[22:37] <@Wallace> hm, uh...
[22:37] <Shadow> Aint he that Mansion guy?
[22:37] <@Wallace> no, we've never invested in tinned food, no.
[22:37] <@Wallace> no, NO.
[22:37] <Deck> IT'S TIM ALLEN
[22:37] <Shadow> Huh???
[22:37] <Deck> OH GOD TIM
[22:37] <@Wallace> yes, NO.
[22:37] <DevDestructo> b
[22:37] <Shadow> Ok he's insane
[22:38] <DevDestructo> WHATS GOING ONNNNNNNNNN
[22:38] <@Wallace> hnh... fingerless gloves... hmm...
[22:38] * DevDestructo pulls a cord to a bomb on his chest, but it doesnt explode!
[22:38] <Shadow> Huh wha????
[22:38] <@Wallace> his head jerks sharply to the right, to face you.
[22:38] <Shadow> ............
[22:38] <@Wallace> a large cigar darts out of nowhere and lands in his mouth.
[22:38] <Armature> oh poppa
[22:38] <@Wallace> Hmm, myeah.
[22:38] <Shadow> H-H-HE........
[22:39] <@Wallace> How ahh ya?
[22:39] <@Wallace> How ya doin'?
[22:39] <Shadow> AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:39] <DevDestructo> Good.
[22:39] <Armature> Need a light?
[22:39] <@Wallace> please.
[22:39] <DevDestructo> Shadow, shut the hell up.
[22:39] * @Wallace holds out his cigar
[22:39] <Armature> >flamethrower
[22:39] <Shadow> Ok 1: Who are you
[22:39] * @Wallace puffs on it a bit
[22:39] <@Wallace> his head jerks again.
[22:40] <@Wallace> Looks like a double homicide, gov!
[22:40] <DevDestructo> Hes half insane.
[22:40] <Shadow> Ok?
[22:40] <@Wallace> his head jerks again, and he's the cigar puffer again.
[22:40] <DevDestructo> Duh.
[22:40] <DevDestructo> So, multiple personalitys?
[22:40] <@Wallace> So, you were sent here, hmm?
[22:40] <Shadow> Yeah why not
[22:40] <@Wallace> sent here by Mayor Donovan and his little gadget?
[22:41] <DevDestructo> Yep.
[22:41] <Shadow> Yep
[22:41] <Deck> What was the evidence at the crime scene of the homicide?
[22:41] <Shadow> Dont encourage him Deck
[22:41] <@Wallace> his cigar drops down to the platform.
[22:41] <Armature> Wait till he jerks again I'd say
[22:41] <@Wallace> Well, the word "Rache" is written on the wall up here in blood.
[22:41] <Deck> I dunno, I like him
[22:41] <DevDestructo> I hope his personalitys are like Killer 7.
[22:41] <Armature> [Ok, I'm freaked out]
[22:41] * Shadow picks up cigar and hands it to Wallace
[22:41] <DevDestructo> That game kicked all kinds of ass.
[22:42] <Deck> Do the victims have anything in common?
[22:42] <@Wallace> Yeah, they were brother and sister.
[22:42] <DevDestructo> Woah.
[22:42] <@Wallace> their father was a big man down there in South Africa.
[22:43] <@Wallace> led a lot of expeditions.
[22:43] <@Wallace> made a lot of money.
[22:43] <@Wallace> not to mention enemies, heh.
[22:43] <DevDestructo> Hey, jobs a job.
[22:43] <Shadow> Ok hold it. 1: Who are you exactly? 2: what are you doing here
[22:43] <DevDestructo> Guess you get that shit when youre rich.
[22:43] <DevDestructo> The green eyed monster.
[22:43] <@Wallace> Me? I'm not sure who I am.
[22:44] <Shadow> Good enough.......
[22:44] <DevDestructo> So, are you like Killer 7?
[22:44] <DevDestructo> That game kicked all kinds of ass.
[22:44] <@Wallace> Fraid not.
[22:44] <DevDestructo> Dawwwwwww
[22:44] <@Wallace> This is an interesting conversation, though.
[22:44] <Deck> So this plain of mentality, how flexible is it?
[22:44] <@Wallace> Oh, very.
[22:44] <DevDestructo> make a puppy.
[22:44] <Shadow> Enough to fly?
[22:45] <@Wallace> a regular human's mind would be flexible enough.
[22:45] <DevDestructo> Just for a test, y'know.
[22:45] <@Wallace> but this man's different.
[22:45] * Deck bends over and plunges his hands into the floor as if it were frosting
[22:45] <DevDestructo> So, a puppy, with a gun?
[22:45] <Shadow> Is he...... you know crazy
[22:45] <@Wallace> all of a sudden, Wallace is standing upright.
[22:45] <Shadow> HUH!
[22:45] <DevDestructo> Not too crazy.
[22:45] * Armature has been standing there, tapping chin
[22:46] <@Wallace> So, wasn't there something you had to ask me?
[22:46] <DevDestructo> If I were to think somethong, right now, would I be able to do it?
[22:46] <Shadow> Yeah
[22:46] <Shadow> What are you doing here
[22:46] <@Wallace> Oh, my dear little mortal.
[22:46] <Shadow> kinda out of place for a detective dont ya think
[22:46] <@Wallace> you worry too much about me!
[22:46] <@Wallace> You were obviously sent here for a reason.
[22:46] * DevDestructo thinks about flying.
[22:47] <Shadow> Yeah true
[22:47] <Shadow> We are here looking for some kind of barrier
[22:47] <Deck> Oh Dev, flying is so cliche'
[22:47] <@Wallace> nothing happens, btw.
[22:47] <@Wallace> Barrier? right.
[22:47] <@Wallace> you must mean that.
[22:47] <Deck> I wasn't listening
[22:47] <DevDestructo> FINE
[22:48] <Deck> Something about a nervous barrier
[22:48] * @Wallace points over to a huge black wall of fuzzy material
[22:48] <Shadow> Yeah
[22:48] * Shadow looks up
[22:48] <Shadow> HOLY..........
[22:48] <DevDestructo> can i touch it
[22:48] <Shadow> I wouldnt do that
[22:48] <DevDestructo> I WASNT ASKIN YOU
[22:48] * @Wallace twitches, and falls to the floor.
[22:48] <DevDestructo> slap
[22:49] <Shadow> So we have to break THAT
[22:49] * Armature has quit IRC (Quit: RAWR, I AM A BEAR! WITH BEAR POWERS!)


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Re: RPGlog: Some kind of Mindscape
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2005, 01:24:25 am »
[22:49] <DevDestructo> oh my
[22:49] <DevDestructo> army
[22:49] <Shadow> He gone!
[22:49] <@Wallace> [[he was probably bored or something]]
[22:49] <@Wallace> [[i'll try to move this along]]
[22:50] * Wallace is now known as Narkcroid
[22:50] * @Narkcroid stands up from where Wallace was
[22:50] <Shadow> Wtf?
[22:51] <@Narkcroid> [[oh, none of you are familiar with this guy, right.]]
[22:51] <Shadow> nope
[22:51] <@Narkcroid> [[well, anyways, he's evil.]]
[22:51] <Shadow> Fuck
[22:51] <DevDestructo> MOTHER
[22:51] * DevDestructo OPEN FIYYAAAAAAAAA
[22:51] <@Narkcroid> hello.
[22:51] * Shadow flares p energy claws
[22:52] <DevDestructo> i fucking opened fire on your ass
[22:52] <@Narkcroid> I am King Narkcroid.
[22:52] <Shadow> Hello ugly
[22:52] <@Narkcroid> You may have noticed that I am not real.
[22:52] <DevDestructo> oh
[22:52] * Armature has joined #fyberpg
[22:52] <DevDestructo> Shit wasted bullets
[22:52] <@Narkcroid> I am merely a vassal.
[22:52] <DevDestructo> shit
[22:52] <DevDestructo> shit
[22:52] -Armature:#fyberpg- plz what i miss
[22:52] <Shadow> Of what kind
[22:53] <@Narkcroid> I am here to tell you that your task here will be fruitless.
[22:53] <Shadow> Well"King" we've handled worse
[22:53] <DevDestructo> I dont even know what we are doing here.
[22:54] <@Narkcroid> The man whose mind you inhabit is a threat to me and my plans, which are far beyond your understanding.
[22:54] <Shadow> Try me
[22:54] <@Narkcroid> my mortal body has been destroyed by the passing of time.
[22:54] <@Narkcroid> However, my preserved brain still exists.
[22:55] <Armature> oh jesus i heard about this guy
[22:55] <DevDestructo> is he a jerk
[22:55] <@Narkcroid> And as long as it does, this man's will not.
[22:55] <Shadow> So you want this one? To take over
[22:55] <Shadow> A new body
[22:55] <Armature> he doed terrible things
[22:56] <DevDestructo> yknow what
[22:56] <DevDestructo> screw this
[22:56] <DevDestructo> its fighter time
[22:56] <Shadow> Stand down
[22:56] <Shadow> Let the "King" talk
[22:56] * @Narkcroid convulses horribly, melds into a black serpent
[22:56] * Narkcroid is now known as Prox
[22:56] -NickServ- This nickname is owned by someone else
[22:56] -NickServ- If this is your nickname, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password>
[22:56] <Armature> o_o
[22:56] -> *Nickserv* IDENTIFY vladek
[22:57] -NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized
[22:57] -MemoServ- You have no new memos
[22:57] <Shadow> Nice one Dev
[22:57] * Deck lets him, but secretly makes a yapping motion with his hand as necroid speaks
[22:57] * DevDestructo pulls out Mrs. Ratatat
[22:57] <@Prox> +++BATTURRU+++
[22:57] * Shadow flares claws to 100% power
[22:57] <@Prox> Army, go.
[22:58] * Armature sizes it up
[22:58] <Armature> [HOW BIG IS IT CHIEF]
[22:58] <@Prox> it's about fifty feet long, stands about ten feet off the ground.
[22:58] <@Prox> about three feet in diameter.
[22:58] <Shadow> Ok, a challenge
[22:58] * Armature shrugs, uses flamethrower
[22:58] <Armature> Results from 1d25: 4
[22:59] <DevDestructo> -_-
[22:59] <Deck> Where did you get that thing?
[22:59] <Armature> Earlier.
[22:59] <Shadow> Mansion
[22:59] <@Prox> K dack go
[22:59] <Armature> p.s. it's built innnn
[22:59] <Deck> AI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI
[22:59] <Deck> Results from 1d20: 1
[22:59] <Deck> plz
[23:00] <Armature> lol whut
[23:00] <@Prox> you miss completely.
[23:00] <DevDestructo> how do you shot web
[23:00] <@Prox> the snake whacks you in retaliation with its tail.
[23:00] <@Prox> Results from 1d10: 2
[23:00] <DevDestructo> meh
[23:00] <Deck> XO
[23:00] <@Prox> K devvy go
[23:01] <DevDestructo> KIKIKIKIKIKIIKKIKIKKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKi
[23:01] <DevDestructo> Results from 1d22: 12
[23:01] <Deck> He stole my thing
[23:01] <@Prox> The bullets go right through it, but it seems they hurt anyways.
[23:01] <DevDestructo> you stole that from power rangers
[23:01] <@Prox> shadow's turn.
[23:01] * Shadow performs Slash on the Serphants head
[23:01] <@Prox> k, what's the roll.
[23:01] <Deck> please, I stole it from Xena
[23:02] <Shadow> 1d30
[23:02] <@Prox> Results from 1d30: 11
[23:02] <@Prox> roger.
[23:02] <@Prox> Armature, go.
[23:02] <@Prox> wate
[23:02] <@Prox> serpent, go.
[23:02] <DevDestructo> that lesbo is gonna kill you for stealin her thing
[23:02] <@Prox> it thumps its huge body on...
[23:02] <@Prox> Results from 1d5: 1
[23:03] <@Prox> Armature.
[23:03] <@Prox> Results from 1d15: 8
[23:03] <@Prox> k army, go.
[23:03] * Armature spends 1 PP for shield, DPs the rest
[23:03] <Armature> So, this is a mindscape right?
[23:03] <@Prox> yeppers.
[23:04] <Armature> So, the quicker your mind works, or the smarter you are, the stronger you are?
[23:04] <@Prox> pratty much.
[23:04] <Deck> DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE
[23:04] * Armature begins masturba-wait no, speeds up mental processes with cyber brain implants
[23:05] <DevDestructo> same here
[23:05] <Shadow> me to
[23:05] <Deck> I don't
[23:05] <DevDestructo> plx
[23:05] <@Prox> sorry, gov'
[23:05] <DevDestructo> ur ninja
[23:05] <@Prox> Shadow, you don't have any implants.
[23:05] <DevDestructo> not cyborg
[23:05] <@Prox> Only Dev and Army can do that.
[23:06] <@Prox> Speaking of Army, did that take your turn?
[23:06] <Shadow> Just get on with it
[23:06] <Armature> Up to you
[23:06] <@Prox> well, I don't think it should.
[23:06] <@Prox> so, go.
[23:06] * Armature attacks normally, hopefully with boosted AP
[23:06] <Armature> Results from 1d20: 9
[23:06] <@Prox> +10
[23:07] <@Prox> Deck, go.
[23:07] <Deck> Results from 1d20: 17
[23:07] <@Prox> Dev, go.
[23:08] <DevDestructo> M-MAX HEADROOM HEADROOM
[23:08] <DevDestructo> Results from 1d22: 8
[23:08] <@Prox> +10?
[23:08] <DevDestructo> yesss-s-s-s-s-
[23:08] <@Prox> lolkthxlolplxthxbai
[23:08] <@Prox> SHADOOOWWWW NGHGAGINS
[23:08] * Shadow thinks hard about stuff the Ninja Lemur monks taught him
[23:08] <Deck> Lemurs are awesome
[23:09] * Shadow then performs Slash on head of snake
[23:09] * Armature dies inside a little
[23:09] <@Prox> Results from 1d30: 19
[23:09] <@Prox> K, serpent turn.
[23:09] <DevDestructo> iii-f-f-f my brains needs to spped-d up, i bbbbacked it up
[23:09] <DevDestructo> so id-d-d-dont die
[23:09] <@Prox> he wraps all of you in a tight constriction.
[23:10] <@Prox> Results from 4d10: 29
[23:10] <Shadow> AH!
[23:10] <@Prox> about 7 damage each.
[23:10] <DevDestructo> gggggggg
[23:10] <@Prox> I CHOOSE YOU, ARMACHURR
[23:10] <@Prox> *poof*
[23:10] * Armature goes back to flaming
[23:10] <Armature> Results from 1d25: 3
[23:10] <Deck> Use harden~!
[23:11] <@Prox> deck turn
[23:11] <Armature> It prolly would have done more than 13...!
[23:11] <@Prox> OH WELL
[23:11] <Deck> [[I forgot, does an attack die decrease with HP?]]
[23:11] <@Prox> not in Fyberpg
[23:11] <Deck> Results from 1d20: 14
[23:12] <@Prox> aaand with that, he's down.
[23:12] <@Prox> he gets sucked into the black wall, which shrinks down to the size of a marb.e
[23:12] <Shadow> Good bye "King"
[23:12] <@Prox> marble.
[23:12] <Shadow> So much for you plan
[23:12] <DevDestructo> BBB-BBACK BRAIN TURN OFFF
[23:12] <@Prox> However, Narkcroid's brain is still operational somewhere.
[23:13] <DevDestructo> Sup.
[23:13] <Shadow> Damn
[23:13] * Deck takes the marble, and pops it like a pill
[23:13] <@Prox> He just didn't succeed in killing the Variant.
[23:13] <@Prox> Deck gets +1 DP!
[23:13] <Shadow> But we will be ready next time, and kill him
[23:13] <Deck> Wow, I didn't die
[23:13] <@Prox> if you can find him.
[23:13] <Shadow> Good point
[23:13] <@Prox> So, you return to the cubic room.
[23:13] <@Prox> Mayor Donovan's there.
[23:13] <@Prox> he shakes all of your hands.
[23:14] <Shadow> That was cool!
[23:14] <Shadow> Lets do it again!
[23:14] <DevDestructo> I want 20 dollars for this, mayor.
[23:14] <@Prox> The Variant hops up off the table and briskly walks away
[23:14] <Deck> I want a PS2 and a Gamecube
[23:14] <Shadow> Your welcome
[23:14] <@Prox> Dev gets 20 dollars.
[23:14] <Shadow> and me?
[23:15] <Shadow> I want an upgrade for me weapon
[23:15] <@Prox> Deck gets a PS3 and a Revolution, because they're the only ones in stores nowadays.
[23:15] <Deck> HOORAY
[23:15] <@Prox> Everybody gets, let's say...
[23:15] <Armature> I'm a little confused, and aroused
[23:15] <@Prox> 10 xp for participation and fighting.
[23:15] <Shadow> ew
[23:15] <Deck> And a rank A perhaps?
[23:15] <DevDestructo> mr army your boner
[23:15] <@Prox> Yep, rank A.
[23:15] <@Prox> 100 credits.
[23:15] <Shadow> And an upgrade for weaps
[23:15] <@Prox> nope, sorry.
[23:15] <Shadow> ah man
[23:15] <@Prox> ---RP OVER---
[23:15] <@Prox> ADVENTURE RANK A