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General Category => General Chatter => Topic started by: Vito on December 01, 2005, 03:27:05 pm
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Whye hello there boys and...more boys. I've come up with a little thing that could be fun, and probably won't be helpful at all. I call it the Fybertech slogan contest. Except it's not really a contest. I'm not giving you guys shit, I mean christ I'm already paying some of the bills to help to keep this place running. Anyways, I figured we could use a slogan for this place or maybe even multiple slogans, or maybe hulk hogans so I came up with a few ideas and now I don't really want yours but for the sake of some board activity, I'll ask for them anyway.
Now, lets begin with some cracker jack, genius ideas of mine.
- Fybertech, it's like a donut, but without the hole in the center.
- Fybertech, we don't eat babies...anymore.
- Fybertech, it's ladies night every night.
- Fybertech, where's the beef?
- Fybertech, it's supposed to be FY, not FI.
- Fybertech, we get the job done, but generally at our own convenience
Those are all clearly more awesome than what you can come up with, but you can try anyway.
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better "Fybertech: Gets nothing done in record time!"
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(http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Fybertech,white,black.png) (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/)
Also:
- Fybertech, where you'll belong. If you have absolutley no motivation.
- Fybertech, it's not on top of an active volcano at least.
- Fybertech, where you can go to ramble mindlessly about technilogical trivia with other lazy bone internet folk.
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"Welcome to Fybertech: A place where dreams are shattered and then rebuillt at 30%"
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Fybertech: A subsideary of Fybercorp.
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"Fybertech, where what you say goes right out the window"
"Fybertech, where fragile minds are sqiushed squashed and stepped on over and over"
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"Fybertech: We dont do things half-assed, we use the full ass!"
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/me shoots down everyone else's quotes with vague insults to mothers and faces and such
I asked the people over at Wordlab (http://www.wordlab.com/wordboard/) for a (1) slogan. LET'S SEE IF THEY SAY ANYTHING.
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Fybertech, where nobody can come up with a good slogan for the site.
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Welcome to Fybertech. (That's all we could afford)
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Fybertech,not much technology here
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Fybertech, and by that I mean hair with glitter stuck to it with paste.
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I've got some more.
Fybertech, we swear we won't give you another STD.
Fybertech, where the good die young, and everybody else just mkae bad jokes.
Fybertech, we won't take your shit, unless you give us money first.
Fybertech, w3 c4n u53 numb3r5 45 13tt3r5.
Fybertech, because no one else wants you.
Fybertech, we make a lot of gay jokes.
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We should just take all these and throw them into a randomizer thing so that it changes every time you refresh a page. It could be the page title!
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"Fybertech: Yeah. Really."
"Fybertech: We have the ideas, but we don't have what it takes to do anything with them."
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Fybertech: O RLY?
Fybertech: YA RLY.
Fybertech: NO WAI
Fybertech: NO U
IF I SEE THAT GOD DAMN FYBERTECH ONE MORE TIME
Fybertech: Home of Buzzard's crappy slogan ideas that are blatant ripoffs of 4chan.
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Fybertech: More awsome than cool
Fybertech: Home of STUFF
Fybertech=Fyber+Tech
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Long ago the land was torn apart by a terrible war, but amongst this chaos one thing still rang true... FYBERTECH DOT COM!! We like money.
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Fybertech, we can rebuild it, we have the technology.
Fybertech, Geeks reside here.
Fybertech, fy agressive, fy agressive, fybertech.
Fybertech, the slogan is lazy.
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Fybertech: The only good thing about it is you get a metroid comic (whipsering) What!?! Scratch the comic folks
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This Topic is officially WELCOME TO HAZARD LABS DOT CORN!
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It dosen't work when you use capital letters.
www.Fybertech.corn
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no it just doesn't work...
Hey there you go: Fybertech.com, it just doesn't work.
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Fybertech: More awesome than cool
Best quote.
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Fybertech, we'll give you free *porn.
disclaimer. *porn means a link to tubgirl.
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Here some more another.
Fybert/throwninstalled.
Fybertech, we hate everything and especially this place.
Fybertech because we can.
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Fybertech Home of the Shit-pit preventers!
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Fybertech: [insert catchy phrase here]
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Fybertech: Where the shit hits the fan then that shit hits some dominoes that fall until they turn on a lightswich which is being reflected into a microscope that burns a fuse on a fire work that spells out 'FYBERTECH: WHERE THE SHIT HITS THE FAN".
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Fybertech: Where nobody cares about you
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I c-care . ... ..
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Fybertech.com: we know Kung-fu.... it was on the NES
Fybertech.com: where morse code is still alive ..._....___ ...__ __._ (I have no idea how to use Morse code)
..-. -.-- -... . .-. - . -.-. .... & -.. --- - & -.-. --- -- & .-- .... . .-. . & . -. --. .-.. .. ... .... & .. ... & ... - .. .-.. .-.. & .- .-.. .. ...- .
http://www.mrhall.org/languagearts/morsecoderencoder.htm go there to see the translation.
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I didn't think morse code had ampersands.
EDIT: At least, it dosn't when you use it with a telegraph, which is what it was made for.
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Fybertech, where it's still 1985
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Sino's domino one is my favorite so far.
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THIS IS A FYBERTECH SANDWITCH. IT IS MADE OF FYBER AND TECH.
Fybertech, we've got MacGuyver.
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Fybertech: The problems of the future, today!
Wait we totally stole that... wait
Fybertech: We totally steal stuff
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Fybertech: We burn things to stay warm
Fybertech: Come on... cooome ooon...
Fybertech: Now serving the Great Valley (we killed the Dinosaurs you know)
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You know where you are when you're at Fybertech. But only because of that big sign at the top for preventing people from getting lost.
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Fybertech: NUMA NUMA YEE!
Fybertech: We killed JFK
Fybertech: No new Metroid comic strip since 2004
Fybertech: Jesus puts Skippy in our lunch!
Fybertech: Fear us!
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mor liek dramatech lol mi rite
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Fybertech: So not Cleveland, more like El Paso.
Fybertech: WE GOT EVIL MONKEYS! (http://www.gogogadgetearl.com/pics/desks/family-guy_evil-monkey_staris.jpg)
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Don't get in the way of Fybertech.
Fybertech, the original.
Fybertech: pretty colors, pretty colors.
Make yourself at home with Fybertech.
Fybertech is good for you.
Fybertech: Where we kill for fun.
Fybertech is better than chocolate.
Fybertech evolution.
Fybertech, where we shoot birds
Hhmmmmm... Fybertech.
Make the world a better place with Fybertech.
Fybertech, in touch with tomorrow.
Fybertech: We're calling Bush
Fybertech: The way of life
Everyone should believe in Fybertech.
Fybertech, where no one's acctually listening to you
Take what you want, but leave Fybertech alone!
Some of these is from http://www.sloganizer.net/en/
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FTW
Fybertech, where no one's acctually listening to you
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Fybertech: More fun than a barrel full of air.
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Fybertech- where megaman still lives.
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Fybertech, where it's still 1985
Wait, you mean I'm always -1 years old?
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And Buzzard and I are always non-existant?
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And I'm like, -21 years old?
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Lol.
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I'm onwy twee and a haf years owd.
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I must assert that a slogan of FYBERTECH, in all caps would do quite nicely. As if you were yelling it you see.
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FYBERTECH: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!
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FYBERTECH: The story of my life
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Where the hell is Fybertech?
Fybertech. We build smiles \^-^/
You're in good hands with Fybertech.
Fybertech. Where all Norwegians has blonde hair and blue eyes
Fybertech, why do we still have the christmas 'fybertech'-text?
Fybertech, we can speak Norge
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FYBERTECH: It's like falling off a bicycle, you never forget how.
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Fybertech- Home of Ahna-nese.
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That's 'Ahnnanese'. >_> <_<
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Fybertech: O.O ^_^ ^o^
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Fybertech: it's good for what ills you.
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better FYBERTECH: Cures what ails ya!
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FYBERTECH: Ails what cures you.
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FYBERTECH: In Mother Russia, ails cure you!
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FYBERTECH: Where posts type you!
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FYBERTECH: O RLY?
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Fybertech: ....
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.yad sdrawkcab syawla s'ti erehw : hcetrebyF
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In soviet russia, Tech Fybers you!
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Fybertech: Where the Bad are bad, and the good are worse.
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Fybertech: The Path of Now and Forever
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Fybertech: The path of now and whenever I feel like it.
Fybertech: The path of sometimes and whenever I can get it to work!
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Fybertech: Eat Shit and Die
Fybertech: gb2 4chan
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Fybertech: w3g
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Fybertech: Pass the potatos
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Fybertech: (http://mazarin.pandarage.com/gtfo.jpg)
Fybertech: (http://sundown.greyledge.net/pages/images/stfu_50.jpg)
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Fybertech: We just take thicknet and tie balloons to it so it's not as heavy.
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Fybertech: How about a sourceforge brownie?
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Fybertech: The jokes are old, but the code is new.... kinda
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TOPIC REVIVAL!!!
Fybertech: For those of you who think your funny (that means you Girl is Here) (http://www.augusta.de/~usul/fun_pics/thumb_spamdog.jpg)
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Wait, who cares about dogs anyway?
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Let me rephrase:
Fybertech: For those of you who think your funny (that means you Girl is Here)
(http://www.arches.uga.edu/~tmittz/pix/spam3.jpg)
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Wait, who cares about dogs anyway?
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You think thats a dog? Its obviously a hairless chimp
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How's about you stop posting images. Cause, you know. This topic is for slogans, even if they ain't gonna get used.
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Fybertech : EVER
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FYBERTECH: We still can't find that red square on the wall of the Stoneship Age.
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1) I care about Dogs
2) Don't post those images...
3) Fybertech: We know what's best for you, even if you don't.
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Fybertech: We use extremely many pages at the forum, just to find a slogan.
I wish i was a Fybertech.
Fybertech, the secret of women.
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Fybertech: We still dont have a WoW guiild
Fybertech: All your base are belong to Fyber. (We signed a contract without reading the ultra fine print)
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Fybertech: A level 1 tech-alligned character spawn zone of the internet.
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Fybertech: Last gas for 200 internet-miles.
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Fybertech, where nothing happens.
Fybertech, if gramar isnt evrythnig
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Fybertech: It just exploded.
Fybertech: We... No wait, said that one already.
Fybertech: Of course, that's not what it would have done if it hadn't exploded.
Fybertech: It's how elephants work.
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Fybertech: Cartoon Network steals all our ideas
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Fybertech: Everyone has AIDS! AIDS,AIDS,AIDS,AIDS!
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AIDS is not something to joke about.
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Tact and good manners are pushed aside... by Family guy, he's just quoting a show...
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Ah, he's only quoting the idiot box. No problems then.
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FYBERTECH: We still can't find that red square on the wall of the Stoneship Age.
w2myst
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Way to make yourself......talk?
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Myst is the name of the game, if I amn't mistaken.
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Tact and good manners are pushed aside... by Family guy, he's just quoting a show...
Team America if I'm not mistaken.
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Myst is the name of the game, if I amn't mistaken.
You are correct!
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Team America if I'm not mistaken.
No, my own words...
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Fybertech: Santak Narokath Fybr'Optik
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Fybertech: Our pride is showing (please send pants)
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Fybertech: We have the abillity to play with chemestry sets.
Fybertech: Turquise
Fybertech: We teach you to kill your computer
Fybertech? Deffinatly.
LOOK BEHIND YOU, IT'S A FYBERTECH
Fybertech: GET IN MAH BELLY
Fybertech: Where we make up our own words.
Fybertech: FyberOptic has fiber optic
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Fybertech: Stay away from the voodoo
Fybertech: We bring mediocre to a whole new level
Fybertech: We got an army, of puppies, on roids
Fybertech:We were there at D-Day
Fybertech: OMGWTFBBQ
Fybertech: Our leader, is lazy as hell
Fybertech: Its like porn, its good but it gets the job done in 20 minutes
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Fybertech: We have all the original smilies.
Fybertech: Wi c'nat spell.
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Fybertech- Home of Ahna-nese.
That's 'Ahnnanese'. >_> <_<
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