[00:08] <FyberOptic>
http://www.dumbie.com/443/Guy-travels-through-time-and-proves-it.html[00:08] <FyberOptic> crazy norges
[00:09] <+Armature> why not plug-in mr opera
[00:11] <+Deck> A tatoo? That's the only proof?
[00:11] <FyberOptic> the guy looked somewhat similar too
[00:11] <FyberOptic> still bs but funny that it'd make it on a show
[00:11] <+Deck> Phoenix Wright would be all over this video
[00:11] <+Armature> it's his daddddddddd
[00:12] * +Armature opens court record, picks photo of tattoo comparison
[00:12] * +Armature slams hands on desk
[00:12] <+Armature> Your honor, look at the tattoos
[00:12] <+Deck> Judge: Please point out where in this image lies the contradiction
[00:12] * +Armature touches the older version's tattoo
[00:13] <+Armature> Right there your honor
[00:13] <+Deck> I don't quite see where you're getting to Mr. Wright?
[00:13] <FyberOptic> prosecutor, test the semen
[00:13] <+Deck> Bailiff, who is that man?
[00:13] <+Armature> (Am I really sure about this...? Yes.)
[00:13] * @Vito gives them ropes to tie knots with
[00:14] * FyberOptic just slams fists a bunch of times
[00:14] <+Armature> Look at the tattoos, they look the same don't they?
[00:14] <+Deck> Why... they both look fresh!
[00:14] <+Armature> BUT, if this really was his older self, wouldn't the tattoo be faded on the older man?
[00:14] * +Armature sticks arm out
[00:14] <+Armature> The defendent didn't travel through time at all!
[00:15] * Deck is now known as VonKarma
[00:15] <+VonKarma> OBJECTION!
[00:15] * Armature is now known as MrNick
[00:16] <+VonKarma> Oh you foolish fool with foolish fooliness
[00:16] <+VonKarma> Even if the defendant didn't travel through time, you've proven nothing!
[00:17] <+VonKarma> Your Client is on trail for something else entirely, not travelling through time
[00:17] <+MrNick> (She's right, what was he on trial for again...?)
[00:18] <+VonKarma> (I didn't really think this through anyway)
[00:18] * VonKarma is now known as Deck
[00:18] * Doc is now known as Judge
[00:18] * Judge is back from (auto-away after 1hr min idle) after 4wks 4days 16mins 33secs
[00:18] <Judge> Bwagh, there goes my thing.
[00:18] <+Deck> You can still try
[00:18] <+MrNick> [GET BACK IN CHARACTER DECK]
[00:18] * Deck is now known as VonKarma
[00:19] <+VonKarma> [GO DOC]
[00:19] <Judge> [Man, the judge just kinda sits there and looks old.
[00:19] <+MrNick> Your honor, can you uh.. re-read the charges please
[00:20] <Judge> The defendant is on trial for getting the internet riled u.
[00:21] * +MrNick stares at the court record
[00:21] * +VonKarma whips Judge
[00:21] <+VonKarma> GET ON WITH IT
[00:21] * Judge looks shocked
[00:22] <Judge> The prosecution will refrain from whipping me!
[00:22] * +MrNick hangs head, sweats
[00:22] <+VonKarma> (I don't believe it, he never had those kind of balls in the game!)
[00:22] <+MrNick> (Now he stands up to her)
[00:23] <+MrNick> (mf not my thoughts, GET OUT OF MY HEAD)
[00:23] <Judge> (Hey, I haven't even seen VonKarma in the game yet!)
[00:23] <+VonKarma> Sorry, spoilers~!
[00:23] <Judge> (Imagine that being read like Barry White)
[00:24] <+MrNick> OBJECTION!
[00:24] <+MrNick> The internet is full of dicks your honor
[00:24] <Judge> Objection sustained. This is common knowledge.
[00:24] * +MrNick hangs head, sweats
[00:25] <+VonKarma> Good Job Mr. Wright, I believe you have just defamed your own client
[00:25] <+VonKarma> Your Honor, the Prosecution has it's own evidence to present
[00:25] <Judge> I'll allow it.
[00:25] <+MrNick> [Dude, you play von karma good]
[00:25] <+VonKarma> [I've been playing the games non stop for a week or two]
[00:26] <Judge> [I like beans]
[00:26] <+MrNick> OBJECTION!
[00:26] <+MrNick> Who is my defendent again?
[00:26] <+MrNick> I got struck on the head in the last case, I have a doctor's note
[00:26] <Judge> Mr. Wright, I'm disappointed in you.
[00:27] * +MrNick presents doctor's note
[00:27] <Judge> To not even know who you are defending, why, it goes against the very principals of being a lawyer.
[00:27] <Judge> I'm afraid I'm going to have to penalize you.
[00:27] <+VonKarma> *BOOM*
[00:27] * Judge explodes an exclamation mark.
[00:27] * +MrNick hangs head, sweats
[00:27] <+VonKarma> A floorplan of the Defendant's own home, and the kitchen, which will show it is IMPOSSIBLE for the defendant to have left the kitchen through under his sink
[00:28] * +VonKarma extends hands, bows
[00:28] <+VonKarma> Trail Over
[00:28] * +MrNick checks floorplan
[00:28] <+VonKarma> [Just make up whatever you see]
[00:28] <+MrNick> OBJECTION!
[00:28] <+MrNick> This is a piece of paper with a penis drawn on it!
[00:29] <+VonKarma> W-WHAT!
[00:29] * +VonKarma pounds desk
[00:29] <@Vito> i was looking for that
[00:29] * Judge bangs gavel.
[00:29] <+VonKarma> (That gumshoe will get a cut in his pay for that!)
[00:29] * +MrNick taps paper like an important guy
[00:29] <+Theddy> What's happening?
[00:30] <+VonKarma> [Vito and Theddy stand next to Mr. Nick in the defentant's desk, where Maya would be]
[00:30] <+Theddy> Some trail?
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[00:30] <+Theddy> Are we like, the defense's helpers?
[00:30] <+Theddy> Or the defendants?
[00:30] <+MrNick> Be quiet pearls
[00:30] <+VonKarma> [Helpers]
[00:31] <+VonKarma> [Also you can channel dead women and grow breasts doing so]
[00:31] <+MrNick> [HAWT]
[00:31] <+VonKarma> [UNF UNF UNF]
[00:31] * Judge bangs gavel.
[00:31] <Judge> The prosecution and defense will refrain from being pedophiles.
[00:31] <+MrNick> :/
[00:35] * Theddy is now known as ChanneledMia
[00:36] <+VonKarma> HOT
