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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:08:57
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Wait, so Mario isn't human?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:11:18
363813514
no, he's italian
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:12:58
363813726
>>363813245
Manlets aren't human
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:18:51
363814431
>>363813245
>Sonic Adventure, but with Mario

Ok, maybe this will be Nintendo's last console.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:19:37
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>>363813726
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:19:50
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He's traveling dimensions
What did you think those fork people in the low poly world were?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:21:26
363814719
>>363813245
Why are they making the same mistake like SEGA did with Sonic '06? These artstyles just don't go well together and the city looks dead as fuck to boot.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:21:59
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Sonic they were anthro animals, here it's just cartoon style human and less cartoon style human, it's weirder.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:23:10
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>the train to mushroom kingdom is now available
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:23:22
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>>363813245
Mario is human, those people are a different species.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:23:22
363814936
>>363814719
>not realizing this is just one of many worlds in the game and not the hub world
>not realizing the contrast between mario and the realistic world is meant to be comical unlike sonic06
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:24:15
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>Only two real world character models in the whole preview
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:24:18
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>>363813245
He's just visiting a parallel universe.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:24:22
363815062
>>363814719
How fucking young are you people that you don't remember Sonic Adventure?

You know what, that's fine, but if you haven't seen Adventure, then why in god's name would you know anything about Sonic '06?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:25:10
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>Mario being human gets retconned
What a shitty era to live in.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:25:24
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>>363815048
Why is it SimCity in the 1940's?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:26:17
363815295
>>363814905
The hub areas in adventure were great, so hopefully this game will have a similar deal.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:26:34
363815332
>>363815062
Sonic Adventure was released when realism still looked like cartoonish shit.
This is getting closer to realism.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:26:38
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>>363813245
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:27:30
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>>363815339

This is all I could think about when watching the trailer.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:28:03
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>>363813245
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:28:18
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>>363813245
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:28:21
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literally ripping off simpsons
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:29:05
363815616
>>363814719
The difference is that Sonic 06 tried to pass it off as both Sonic and the human characters were all part of the same world (even making Eggman look like those realistic humans), whereas this game Mario is clearly going into a different universe. The art style clash makes sense in this context, whereas it didn't with Sonic 06.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:29:32
363815667
>people not getting that Mario looking so strange and off in the real world is intentional.

He's fucking travelling between strange new places, that's literally the point of the fucking game, they even mentioned it in the event.

Sonic case is a lot different because they treated as if he lived in the real world just normally.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:29:44
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>>363815536
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:29:49
363815693
>>363813514
underrated post
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:30:36
363815776
>>363815667
>Sonic case is a lot different because they treated as if he lived in the real world just normally.
Did you even watch SonicX?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:30:38
363815784
>>363815160
>I don't know what 1995's Yoshi's Island is.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:31:53
363815920
>>363815536
>>363815339

I'll guarantee Game Theory will use this game as a point of comparison to guess(I mean determine) Mario's really real height.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:31:59
363815934
>Manlytears visits New York
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:32:05
363815949
>>363815776
>Sonic X
>Canon

Yeah i remember it, man sure Chris helped a lot Sonic in 06 not dying when he was in this fictional kingdom.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:32:18
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>>363813245
>Mario '17
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:32:37
363816002
>>363815160
That was retconned all the way back in Yoshi's Island.
Mario was never from Earth and even Donkey Kong and Pauline evidently live in the Mushroom World now.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:32:54
363816025
>>363813514
fpbp
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:32:58
363816035
>>363815920

You could make a reasonable estimate based on the height of the taxi cab.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:32:58
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>>363815048

What's with the identical outfits? They look like uniforms rather than clothing. Did Mario teleport to North Korea?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:33:26
363816085
>>363813514
fpbp
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:33:56
363816134
>>363815776
Did you play the games? Sonic X contradicts them pretty hard. Besides, how the fuck is Professor Gerald Dr. Eggman's grandfather, and why the fuck did he make Shadow look the way he did, if these are separate dimensions? They never explain that shit. Sonic X isn't just canon, it also doesn't make any fucking sense.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:35:04
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>>363813514
audibly laughed
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:35:09
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>>363815062

There hasn't been a single good Sonic game since 1994
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:35:20
363816302
princess peach towers over him so i can understand
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:35:58
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>>363816134
Meant to say "not canon", but you get the gist of it.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:36:31
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>>363815048
>people are seriously expecting this game to be released this year

maybe fall 2018 by the looks of this last minute trailer
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:36:41
363816445
>>363813514
holy shit
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:37:40
363816536
>>363816002
DK lives on DK Isle though.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:37:43
363816545
>>363816036
Either it's essentially De Blob where Mario has to bring joy and colour into the bland real world, or they're just really really boring designs.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:38:08
363816586
>>363815048
>>363813245
Shit looks bad as fuck.
Is this even last gen?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:38:39
363816646
>>363814936
It's not comical, it's genuinely jarring and uncomfortable.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:40:33
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>>363813514
What the fuck did you just say you little bitch? Come down to my compound and say that to my face, I dare you.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:41:23
363816953
>>363813245
It looks like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAiklLifIhU
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:41:24
363816956
>>363816536
Which is still in the Mushroom World, Yoshi had to save a baby DK in Yoshi's New Island.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:42:34
363817068
>>363816646
>feeling jarred and uncomfortable because of a mario game
Wow, you sound like a little bitch
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:43:34
363817165
>>363813245
looks like sonic 06
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:44:21
363817248
>>363813245
deepest
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:44:46
363817278
>>363814431
Good.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:47:11
363817529
>>363816956
So are the kremlings the britbongs of the mario universe?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:51:48
363817950
>>363814719
I hope the level gets a swanky jazz theme to go with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Wh0PyGlBQ

Pretty much my favorite hub in Unleashed.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:52:06
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:53:24
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:53:57
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>>363813514

*heartily chuckles*
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:54:37
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>>363816036
I assume it's placeholder.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:55:44
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>>363816861
the KING.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:56:31
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)03:56:48
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>>363818104
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:00:44
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>>363813514
/thread
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:08:22
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>>363813245
He is, he's just a human from another dimension.
Mario coming from the real world was retconned in Yoshi's Island. He's a Mushroom Kingdom-ian human.
>but Donkey Kong was in Yoshi's Island DS so that establishes Donkey Kong as canon
Nah that was modern DK, the stork delivered him to DK Island.
>but the Mario vs Donkey Kong series exists
Not canon.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:10:57
363819797
>>363813245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KphaTbU7-Iw#t=3m45s
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:16:43
363820337
>>363813245
D E E P E S T L O R E
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:18:53
363820546
>>363813514
I'm Italian and I approve this message.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:21:35
363820783
>>363813245
>>363815048


Wait what Wii game is this?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:24:35
363821054
>>363816274
Colors was good.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:24:39
363821065
>>363820546
Let's get a human to weigh in.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:29:41
363821487
>>363813514
top fucking kek, too bad i'm at work and cannot contribute a proper reaction face to this, but that was a great post. thanks for making me smile anon
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:31:52
363821681
>>363820783
Dead Rising: Chop Till You Drop
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:32:47
363821782
>>363813514
/pol/ pls
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:35:48
363822056
>>363815048
What is this the 60s, why is everyone in fedoras?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:36:27
363822120
>>363822056
They're just Nintendo fans.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:37:32
363822223
>>363815048
>Mario pooping rocks
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:39:04
363822358
>>363815295

But adventure was orgasmic change in graphics/polygons.

This is 15 years later, it won't work.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:39:18
363822374
everything looked cool, they need to scrap that fucking hub world.

When I first saw this I literally said "what the fuck" out loud.

Everything else looks amazing.

At least take away the literal humans, that looks absolutely fucking awful.

Although it might make sense considering mario will traveling different dimensions.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:42:27
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>>363816025
>>363816085

>LOLZ FBPB XD XD

fucking faggot cheerleaders
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:45:34
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>tfw you remember in moment of clarity between drug trips that you are just a weird midget
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:45:55
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>>363822374
>>363822374
>everything looked cool, they need to scrap that fucking hub world.

It's not a hub world.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:47:58
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He just has a rare combination of dwarfism and gigantism.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:48:24
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>>363813514
Keked.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:50:07
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>>363822924
Well whatever it is, they need to make it more nintendo like.

I think we can both agree on that.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:52:21
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>>363815048
>his hat pops off his head when he jumps

fuck that's stupid. at this point the whole gameplay is focused on his hat ? no wonder they had nothing to show in the trailer
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:53:21
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>>363818104
It's been so long lol
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:55:15
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>>363813514
Fucking lol.

Not even gonna read any more posts. The thread ends here.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:57:00
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>>363813514
>neo-/v/ will laugh at this yet they will shout racist when someone mentions nigger

This place has really fallen
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:58:54
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)04:59:57
363824063
This reminds me of this tumbrl/facebook macro describing how Mario is so diverse

>he's from Brooklyn
>he speaks Italian
>he looks Mexican

Does anyone know what I'm talking about, I can't remember the rest
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:00:20
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Fun facts:

Mario is actually a different species of human, the genetically modified human that co-evolved with other creatures on the surface.

The normal humans are the last remaining survivors of earth along with pigeons, and live on extremely high buildings, usually above the cloud line. They can't survive without being killed by dangerous creatures from the surface. They wear the same uniform to minimise discrimination from others.

The places that you see in the trailer is a wasteland and ruins from a previous war that destroyed and transformed the planet, mostly due to the issues pertaining today.

The robots that you see are an extremely old relics from a previous civilization. They were made with the sole purpose of maintaining plant life.

The crystal area is the actual place where the bomb landed. Due to the massive amount of unusual materials that have the capacity to grow fast, combined with high amount of heat emitted from the site caused the crystal like materials to take over the land. Thus creating entirely new non-organic lifeform in the process.

The desert area is an very unusual desert, with the temperatures reaching below than what surface creature can handle. This anomaly caused the ice structures to grow out of the sand.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:00:41
363824115
>>363823838
Shut up nigger
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:01:14
363824168
>>363813245
That's just small Mario. Mario's real height is 5'4". Also, Nintendo forgot to cartoonify the humans

Shrooms in the mushroom kingdom have an aftereffect of shrinking height(both small and large) down a few inches after years of consumption.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:02:37
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>$300
>Paid Online
>a single game until nearly a year after launch
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:03:21
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>>363824089

We need to go deeper
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:03:45
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>>363824293
And mario isn't a human.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>363813245
What was Mario doing during 9/11?
Where was he when we needed him the most?

Canonically, Mario was away having goofy adventures during every major tragedy in our dimension. He could have helped and he chose to do nothing.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:08:17
363824751
>>363816861
PLUGGIN' IN MY HAIR WITH THE LA LA LA LA
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:08:18
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>>363813245
>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:08:29
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>>363824115
LMAO
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:09:25
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:10:49
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>>363824660

I wish I was on goofy adventures for the last 17 years.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:18:50
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>implying this would look any more normal

Mario isn't designed to enter the real world. They're just running out of ideas.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:21:55
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>>363814431
Worse...
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:22:33
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>>363813245
When will they learn?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:22:46
363825930
Those aren't humans, they are evolved Kongs. Humans in Mario's world look like he does.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:23:58
363826009
>>363824089
I read it left/top/bottom because I was expecting it to be the Toblerone one, nice try though.
Anonymous
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>>363813245
>>363825603
Guys, don't you get it? That's Mario before he eats a super mushroom.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:28:07
363826306
All italians are small smelly midgets
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:33:48
363826735
>>363825930
But what happened to P.O.W Kongs?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:34:00
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He's short and Italian.

Even subhuman is pushing it.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:35:23
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:36:21
363826909
Why make a Mario/L.A. Noire crossover
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:36:44
363826940
>>363813514
Haha le epic Italian are not humans meme right guys?

Shat the fuck up all of you. Reminder that we civilized you all
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:37:05
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>>363813514
God damn
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:37:57
363827035
>>363826940
Sounds like you need to fuggedaboudit
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:38:12
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>>363813514
Fucking kek
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:38:25
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:38:52
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>>363826940
Shut up nigger
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:40:06
363827218
>>363826940
shut the fuck up you spaghetti nigger
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:40:14
363827237
>>363826940
Mama mia!

You will never recover from this butthurt, Alfonzo.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:40:52
363827276
>>363813514
I really don't get the hate for Italians (I'm married to one). Besides taking the wrong side during WWII what exactly are they hated for, or is it like an ironic hate because they're basically responsible for America's success?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:42:09
363827386
>>363827276
They're not white
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:42:39
363827429
I really do wish the humans and cars were just a bit cartoonier. The rest of the world has just enough little details that make it look like it belongs in the Mario universe.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:43:35
363827503
It's clearly an alternate reality you dummies. You think NYC and that crazy geometric forest are in the same dimension?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:44:51
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:45:07
363827631
>>363825603
that's not the issue, they should have made the other people look small and stylized like mario.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:45:36
363827667
>>363813245
>so Mario isn't human?

yes, he is italian
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:47:00
363827769
>NINTENDO NEED TO TAKE MORE RISKS LIKE IN GAMECUBE DAYS ALL THEY DO IS REHASH

genuinely risk taking mario game revealed

>EUGHH THIS ISN'T RIGHT WHERE ARE THE TOADS AND CHEEP CHEEPS AND SHY GUYS EUGHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:47:49
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>>363827631
It's supposed to be surreal and goofy, a mix of styles. It is called Odyssey after all.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:47:56
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Imagine Mario (Homo nintendonus) being the patient zero of some sort of Mushroom Kingdom virus (or "Toadstool fever", T1N1) that spreads to all of the humans on Earth, causing a worldwide epidemic that kills billions of humans, devastating the worldwide population on the same level as the plague, because humankind (Homo sapiens) were not able to develop a immunity to the virus due to geographic isolation from the Mushroom Kingdom, similar to how the Europeans wiped out the populations of the First Nationers. How's that for an odyssey?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:48:23
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>>363827276
Disregarding the inevitable and obvious /pol/ crossborder posts, nothing.

It's just comes off as a funny post becuase of how fast and blunt it was to answer OP's question.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:50:06
363827991
>>363827769
Really sizzles my sunflower seeds, famalan
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:50:53
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>>363827769
Your post perfectly captures the typical Nintendrone mentality.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:50:55
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>>363813245
Are his hips actually wider than his shoulders..? Does Nintendo even know how to human!? Or is this how they see Americans, which is why they made him so bottom-wide.I really cannot unsee this.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:52:08
363828150
>>363826940
We wuz fasces and cazzo
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:53:02
363828210
>>363827769
The exact same thing's been happening for years with zelda, why would you think mario would be any different?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:53:03
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>>363813514
I'm italian and I'm dead.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:55:59
363828425
>>363816861
>BOWLING FOR BEHAVE
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)05:57:56
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>>363813245
Both are humans, the NPC is just a human from a different world.

Similar to Sora and Jack Sparrow.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:01:06
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:05:56
363829237
>>363826940
Ayy, calm down, Vinny! We were just having a little gabagook!
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:06:04
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>>363813245
>>363815048

>realistic looking humans in a mario game
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:06:26
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>>363813514
>>363813245
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:08:21
363829449
>>363828210
it hasn't really. Skyward sword did the exact opposite of take risks. It boiled down the formula to its most basic elements and """"streamlined"""" them instead. ALBW took small risks but the only reason nintoddlers went for it is because they doused it in a heavy dose of nostalgia.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:09:40
363829575
>>363813245
>GTA IV mario mod

LMFAO
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:10:58
363829695
>>363828052
He's fat
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:12:51
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>>363813514
include me in the epin samefag screencap please
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:13:07
363829859
>>363826940
Sounds like someone's got some alfredo in their lasagna, am I right?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:13:45
363829905
>>363827874
Those were the Irish.
SHEISTHEONENAMEDSAILORMOON !!LTBku2MftxO
01/13/17(Fri)06:15:22
363830020
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
>>363813514
Mario, not to mention, is my childhood hero so fuck you!
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:15:58
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>>363828594
But that example actually looks good.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:16:19
363830102
>>363827276
>>363827874
THey were the muslims of america before muslims (without the terrorism, afaik). Filthy, non-white foreigners that live in their own groups, eat weird shit, and smell strange
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:17:16
363830175
>>363813514
>be italian

>this is true

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:17:32
363830194
>>363830020
Honestly, what is the point of this post?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:18:31
363830259
>>363813514
hello /r/4chan
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:18:37
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:18:56
363830285
>>363813514
Che cazzo dici brutta testa di cazzo
Ti uccido la famiglia porco dio
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:20:12
363830361
>>363813245
>6'1 vs 5'10
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:20:15
363830364
>>363830194
she want le upboat 'v'
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:20:46
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>New Donk City

is this in the timeline where DK is the hero?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:20:52
363830409
>>363830020
I lived next to Italians when I was a kid.

they literally were hairy neanderthals.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:21:00
363830421
>>363830175
Kys self hating cuck.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:21:38
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>>363830361
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:22:27
363830529
>>363826940
HEEEY I'M WALKIN HEAH
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:23:37
363830623
>>363830470
Should've put Kojima's face on the fedora guy
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:24:15
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>>363827874
>>363827218
>>363827097
>>363824115
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:24:51
363830707
>>363813245
>Only two NPC types
>Dress like the 50;s
>Every car is a taxi
>Road lead to cliffs

This is like some strange horror concept
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:25:19
363830743
>>363830020
This post reminds me of the time I shit a rock solid turd out that was so hard and long I tried using it as a dildo. Thanks to the bits of wet shit lubing things up, I was actually able to fuck my ass with it for a good minute before it finally broke apart.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:28:06
363830931
>>363827824
An odyssey just implies a journey of some kind, not surrealism or goofiness. I don't see what point you're trying to make here.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:28:35
363830973
Uhm, where are the enemies?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:29:34
363831054
>>363813514
MUH TERRONES
PADANIA IS WHITE
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:29:51
363831075
>>363826940
WE
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:30:07
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>>363830743
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:30:23
363831109
>>363830707
>The Low Men in Yellow Coats: the Game
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:30:29
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:30:41
363831134
>>363826940
>WE WUZ ROMANS AND LA SHIT
Reminder modern italians are Umbrian and Lombard barbarians
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:31:36
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>>363813514
flawless
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:31:51
363831227
>>363826940
modern italians are not the descendants of romans
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:34:33
363831426
>>363830020
Nifty pasta. Where'd ya get it?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:35:58
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:36:12
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So if we use this chart we can see, Bowser is about human size, just fat as fuck.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:36:52
363831640
Vi piscio in bocca
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:36:57
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>>363813245
>>363813514
>OP's face when he replied to his own thread and sees the idiots gobbling it all up

/v/ just got played
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:37:51
363831725
>>363826940
Calm down Sonny it's just a bit of banter
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:38:33
363831778
Maybe Mario is human and the other people aren't..?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:39:35
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>we're going to see this image spammed a million times over before this game is released
SHEISTHEONENAMEDSAILORMOON !!LTBku2MftxO
01/13/17(Fri)06:40:11
363831909
Favorite May ree oh creepypasta?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:40:13
363831912
>>363831778
>spending too much time in the city level induces an otherworldly transition where the color drains, fog sets in, and the humans become whatever those alien things from that one galaxy levels skybox actually look like
Spook
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:40:53
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lol'd when this happened
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:40:57
363831978
>>363831647
Italy will never recover from this.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:42:06
363832091
>>363831971
What's this?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:42:18
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:43:04
363832174
>>363832091

happened during their press conference. somebody fucked up
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:43:08
363832181
>>363830073
You look good. Want to share ice cream with me?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:43:41
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>Mario 64 like Mario game
>something that many people have wanted since Sunshine
>brand new never seen in a Mario game level themes
>let's all shitpost about how silly brand new themes are in a Mario game
It's people like you, that killed Paper Mario
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:43:54
363832241
>>363832174
I didn't see it, are you sure it wasn't the random youtube you were watching?
Italian
01/13/17(Fri)06:44:51
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:45:01
363832320
>>363831971
That never happened.
Looks like you were watching a random youtuber record the stream
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:45:12
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>>363813514
First post wins the thread
SHEISTHEONENAMEDSAILORMOON !!LTBku2MftxO
01/13/17(Fri)06:45:14
363832342
>>363832225
Whatever happened to paper Mario?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:45:21
363832358
>>363815339
>>363815508
>>363815536
>>363813514
>>363813726
>>363822120
top kek
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:45:23
363832364
>>363826940
You're confusing italians with the greeks

Now bend over kid
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:45:26
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>>363813514
Nice post anon
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:45:33
363832383
>>363832225
How so?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:46:21
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>>363831971
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:46:25
363832450
>>363831971
>Subscribe for Nintendo Switch Giveaway!
So which Streamer was this?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:46:27
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>>363815339
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:47:01
363832491
>>363832342
>>363832383
Homogenization of the New Super Mario Bros series happened.

I can't believe you fucks actually hate the one time Mario has done something new in like 10 years.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:47:13
363832503
>>363813245
>>363813514
MAMMA MIA
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:47:27
363832517
>>363832454
still has height advantage over todd-san
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:47:44
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:47:52
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:48:42
363832618
He's a Mushroom Kingdom human. That's a normal earth human.
Italian
01/13/17(Fri)06:48:50
363832624
>>363813514
Ti uccido con le mie mani
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:48:53
363832631
>>363823838

Fucking racist.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:49:18
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:49:27
363832670
>>363829237
Wheres da fookinga gabagool, ya pazzo paizzzaaaaan, eehh abippity beydo whatta you know
SHEISTHEONENAMEDSAILORMOON !!LTBku2MftxO
01/13/17(Fri)06:50:20
363832749
>>363832491
Homo? What's that supposed to mean? Is that homophobia?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:50:43
363832771
>>363832491
Blame Nintendo for making bland games, not the shitposters who react to them.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:51:04
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:51:12
363832817
>>363826940
HEY IM WALKIN HERE
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:51:35
363832842
>>363831096
sauce? I want some Rei scat.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:51:45
363832857
>>363826940
WE WUZ SOCRATES AND SHIT
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:52:20
363832896
>>363832670
SHUT THE FUCK UP, INCONSIDERATE RACIST SHITMONGER. You don't even thank about the feelings d others when you post Thais reSist drivel I mean it just makes me so mad I can't even focus to spell right on my fucking iPhone god fucking Damon when you who'll never Lear.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:52:36
363832918
>>363832771
The shitposters were literally the reason Nintendo went and Disneyfied all their IPs though.

Oh wait, you guys probably don't go on 2ch so you wouldn't know about nippon shitposting.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:52:40
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:52:53
363832939
>>363832491
Even 3D Land/World were pretty bland save for a couple nice bosses.

This is a breath of fresh fucking air.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:53:30
363833000
>>363832670
statazit
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:53:40
363833016
>>363813245
is that supposed to be nyc?
shouldn't everyone be black, asian or hispanic then lmao
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:53:45
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>some people actually believed Nintendo would make a console without pointless gimmicks
SHEISTHEONENAMEDSAILORMOON !!LTBku2MftxO
01/13/17(Fri)06:53:55
363833028
>>363826940
I agree it's racist and immature but this is a Mario thread. I love Nintendo kick Sony and Xbox ass!
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:53:56
363833030
>>363827830
Mario odyssey 2 is about doctor mario trying to cure the pandemic
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:54:00
363833035
>>363813514
RESPONDING TO LE REDDIT EPIC WIN MASS REPLY PUT ME IN DA SCREENSHOT
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:54:03
363833037
>>363832918
>shitposting on 2ch is the reason Nintendo went and Disneyfied all their IPs

Tell me more
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:54:48
363833090
>>363832896
*honks horn*
AYYYY KEEP WALKIN
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:55:03
363833109
>>363832918
Mate.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:55:16
363833129
So Peach is like a near Midna-tier thicclette now
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:55:33
363833153
>>363833024

Sounds like someone's jealous that Nintendo is years ahead in ice cube simulation technology.
SHEISTHEONENAMEDSAILORMOON !!LTBku2MftxO
01/13/17(Fri)06:55:54
363833183
>>363832918
What's Japanese shitposting?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:55:59
363833190
>>363833129

Where does that leave Rosalina then

oh god yes
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:56:20
363833212
>>363813514
Well done
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:56:29
363833224
>>363827276
its just a funny post man calm down, the only ones serious here are the 4 /pol/ autists replying to themselves
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:57:11
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>the italians aren't human post
whats the average age of this board again
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:57:32
363833308
>>363827830
F-f#%k you.

Mario would never do something like that.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:57:33
363833310
>not understanding the point of the game
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:05
363833349
>>363833282
between 5 and 8
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:05
363833350
>>363833190

Assuming the guy next to Mario in the OP pic is like 5'10--6'0, that means Mario is sub four foot, which means Peach would be a little under five and Rosalina might crack about 5'1--5'2.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:17
363833375
>>363827276
it's just a funny jab
just a bit of banter
americans really need to learn how to take jokes
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:19
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>>363813245
Nope. He's a manlet.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:23
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>Mario can also visit Rome, Italy
>every human there has his proportions and are running around like maniacs with smoke coming off their feet while shouting things like "MAMMA MIA PIZZERIA" and "I'MMA BE LATE-A FOR-A MA DAUGHTER'S WEDDING"
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:28
363833384
>>363827276
i don't either but i'm italian and it's funny as fuck. i guess italians aren't true aryan master race or whatever.

>>363830102
pretty sure those were the irish lad
SHEISTHEONENAMEDSAILORMOON !!LTBku2MftxO
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:28
363833385
Has anyone discovered any subliminal satanic messages from the illuminati in these videos yet?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:31
363833389
>>363833024
I feel like you could do some stupid shit with this though.

>Killer 7 port where you hold it to your skull and play Russian Roulette
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)06:58:52
363833421
>>363832896
Eeeiiiii marrona
Wassamatta you face?!
I killa you mamma, you maladet calzone
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:00:21
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:00:38
363833567
>>363833024
>yfw Kaiiji game for the Switch
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:01:12
363833613
>>363833090
I'm so mad I'm fucking angry. Degenerate fu king scrum of the earth, I can't wait for the Fay this wonderful melting pot of.a country finally comes together in perfect unity to tear you jerks all down and put this diseas rot bed. This disease of misogynistic and terribly racist filth born from thousands of years of uncivilized trash. It may have taken six thousand years but it's finally our time, the time of the righteous and you won't be there to enjoy it you subhuman white CIS fuck.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:01:22
363833625
>>363830020
>are you even "humans"?

nah we should all be executed, right ADOLF?

This is what sjws want to do, people! Everyone who disagrees with them goes in the oven!
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:03:56
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>>363833381
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:04:08
363833809
Has anyone ever played a Mario game and thought "This is should be more like Sonic Adventure"? Nintendo did, apparently.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:04:37
363833845
>>363833567
Dont make me dream
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:04:43
363833857
>>363813245
>we want the Sonic Adventure audience
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:05:39
363833925
>>363833857
But try to create a fan game and enjoy a quick C&D
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:08:26
363834132
What will the inevitable Wario Ware game be like for switch
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:08:32
363834140
>>363830020
Holocaust denial? now thats just being stupid. People on here celebrate that shit
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:08:53
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>>363813245
How will manlets ever recover?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:09:09
363834189
>>363815062
Because of le game groomps. Get with the times old man.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:10:05
363834262
>>363834167
Mario is canonically 5'4 though
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:12:04
363834427
>>363834189
At this point, more people know Sonic Adventure from them than they do Sonic 06 thanks to the constant 'rage'.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:12:40
363834472
>>363834132
They've dumped the Wario brand and casualised it and they're calling it 1, 2... Switch
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:12:57
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>>363813514
It wasn't even that funny.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:13:03
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>>363826940
>>363813514

Not if you're Southern Italian, aka greasy sand negros. Only North Italy is good because they are aryans of Germanic and Alpine varieties.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:14:19
363834590
>>363818104
what meme is this referencing to
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:15:18
363834664
>>363814905
Welcome to Pinna park!
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:15:46
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:16:17
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>>363834503
tfw pale Calabrian
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:16:48
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>>363834590
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:16:54
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>>363813514
MARIO ISN'T ITALIAN ANYMORE
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:18:59
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>>363834713
>New Dong City
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:19:34
363835047
It's Mario as the fish out of water in an open world western game, that's all, it's supposed to be funny.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:19:47
363835058
>6'1 vs 5'11
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:21:13
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>>363813514
Nächstes Mal ohne Italien
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:22:25
363835243
Anyone else felt like watching an hd remake of mario is missing during the city gameplay?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:23:33
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>>363835243
I'd suggest Luigi is Missing but would anyone give a shit if Luigi went missing?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:24:32
363835410
>>363834503

My family originates from southern italy. I dated a woman who was from northern Italy, piedmont.

She took every opportunity to shit on me about me for being napolidapolidoodly, but I mean she wasn't wrong about the south.

The sex was out of this world, too. I wish I could give her one more really good dicking.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:26:01
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>>363824063
Gets coins like a jew
Is short like a chink
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:26:13
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>tfw sicilian
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:26:46
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>>363830931
In the actual Odyssey, they go through some really weird places and end up strange situations. It implies some sort of big adventure, like he said, to strange new places and countries.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:30:29
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>>363835410
hahaha cuck
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:30:45
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:37:10
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>>363835846

You keep using that word but I don't think you know what it means.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:42:07
363836767
>>363834713
>when Mario runs we get cartoon clouds
>see realistic dust particles and shit on the street where the taxis are
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:44:33
363836950
>>363832225
What do you think, people actually liked M64 for the sandbox style and not the movement options?
I'm worried on how Mario started running on place before actually start running, that's some 3Dxxx shit
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:45:22
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>>363813514

and you're an eggplant
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:47:17
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>>363836767
Fucking beautiful isn't it.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:49:27
363837325
>>363824660
>when there's fluoride in the water, but you put on patented Alex Jones(tm) skin cream, so you're safe
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:52:21
363837565
>Another open world meme game
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:52:32
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>>363813245
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:53:50
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>>363830102

Everyone is filthy and smelly to you. Smells like projection.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:54:53
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so mario can go to the movies now huh?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:56:35
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>>363815048
Is that Pierce?
There's a Mario crossover with Saints Row?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:56:48
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>>363837806
Never fails. to make me feel like shit
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)07:59:08
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>>363813514
put me in the screencap
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:01:15
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>>363837806
I don't get it. Why is Mario a nigger?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:02:12
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>>363813245
This reminds me of Sonic 06
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:03:31
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>>363813514
Nice meme
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:03:37
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>>363814719

I don't know why they chose Manhattan to base the city level on. Too many fucking right angles. Mario worlds should be tilted and wavy. Hopefully Mario goes to not-Park Slope or not not-Washington Heights.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:04:23
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That whole section reminded me way too much of Sonic 2006.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:04:42
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>>363834503
GIBT SÜDTIROL ZURÜCK IHR SPAGHETTIFRESSER.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:05:24
363838647
>>363815934
Underrated post
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:05:51
363838686
>>363833542
Mitäs tämä nyt on?
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:05:59
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>>363813245
I thought the trailer was for Bayonetta 3 until Mario popped up.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:07:27
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>>363813245
Is he going to fug a human woman??
Just wondering ha ha
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:08:42
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>>363837806
Never gets old.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:08:53
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>>363813514
Damn straight.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:11:59
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>>363813514
Put me in the screencap
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:11:59
363839172
>>363838694
I thought it was a new DK game because of the DK names everywhere.

Not even mad.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:12:49
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>>363813514
first post best post
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:13:04
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>>363813514

When you don't know south tyrolean people, you don't know how right you are.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:15:04
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>>363833308
This isn't Mario's fault, it's nationalism's fault
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:15:08
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:15:09
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:15:17
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:15:26
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>>363835410
>napolidapolidoodly
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:15:33
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>>363813514
Glad I clicked on this thread kek.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:15:51
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>>363813514
ayy
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:17:34
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:17:56
363839689
>>363831971
>Watching a random stream instead of the official one
What a dumb motherfucker you are
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:18:08
363839708
The game is about mario going to diffirent worlds, he isn't supposed to fit in with normal humans
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:18:38
363839741
>>363839172
How do we know it isn't? We're probably going back to where Mario first fought Donkey Kong, and this game will provide a more concrete link between Mario's world and the world of Donkey Kong Country (or Kongo Bongo)
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:21:21
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>>363836767
Goddammit this, I hated it in SM3DW and I hate it now, on top of that they gave the cartoony dust fucking shadows.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:23:58
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>>363813245

hes an imaginary character
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:24:36
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:25:22
363840287
>>363839971

>question block traffic lights

Fuck yes. I've always wanted to jump really high and break them.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:28:01
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>>363813514
HOL UP
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:30:35
363840734
>>363813514
WATCH IT, ANON
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:32:11
363840881
>>363813514
sure showed them zitto animales
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:42:14
363841735
>>363824470
>yo what up white boi
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:43:02
363841809
It seems like it might be a genuine problem that people are only talking about this city level.

There's going to be a fuck load of people who think the game is just Mario Adventure.

If they don't do some damage control or something this game is going to get memed into the ground before it even launches.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:43:33
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>>363814431
The stars are aligning
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:44:37
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>>363841809
I think interest will only grow more, the city gets people talking and the trailer shows off the rest.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:44:39
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>>363813514
Nice
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:44:58
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>>363813514
anon you made my Wop ass laugh man.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:45:45
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Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:46:12
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>>363813514
can you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:47:06
363842193
>>363813514
DELETE THIS
MARIO IS FROM BROOKLYN
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:47:11
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>>363813514
At least he is not a nigger.
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:48:04
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>>363813514
nice one
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:48:23
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>>363813514
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:49:44
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>>363824089
>Mario is actually a different species of human, the genetically modified human that co-evolved with other creatures on the surface.

So it's Archie Sonic now
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:51:48
363842604
>>363838585

Südtirol

>sel
>sem
>zem
>sal

No, thanks
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:52:22
363842640
>>363827667
got em!
Anonymous
01/13/17(Fri)08:52:49
363842676
>>363829449
>Skyward sword did the exact opposite of take risks
it changed the whole combat, something that hadn't been done since OoT.

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