>tumblr

Nobody cares. Also vidya.

(´･ω･`)

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>>139231683

>he doesn't know its not vidya related

(´･ω･`)

I really can't believe this is true.
If it was it I'll lose hope in humanity forever

>>139231786

it actually gets worse, at the end, the OP got arrested and sued for harassment

(´･ω･`)

>>139231943
I have read the whole story once but can't seem to remember him getting arrested. I thought it just ended and nobody knew what happened to him or Denko or the manipulative bitch

(´･ω･`)

>>139231943
I thought he dates his information giver and she fucks him for like, 30000 yen?

>Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
And now, it’s spring again just the same.

Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
It’s been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.

You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you, Denko?
Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…

Even when we met eyes, I didn’t have the courage.
And we could never talk to each other.
But now, I’m different!
Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>139232146

the police come to his house at the end

Do 2chan users have ramen in their pockets instead of spaghetti.

>>139232310

probably

>>139232310
>>139232310
My sides.

Subject: This Is How I Feel

Contents:
I’m sorry for making you worry.
I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?
Now, I want you to take what I’m saying seriously.
I really, truly love you, Denko.
I think I would be willing to die for you, Denko.
I’ve always been trying to ensure your happiness first.
And I don’t think my feelings for you will ever change.
It’s very unfortunate things got like this right after we started dating, but we can start over.
That would be great, wouldn’t it?
Remember what I said when I confessed to you?
I still feel the way I did back then…

>I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?

TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

>implying
>implying
>implying

Not so different
after all
Only human
After all

>>139230514

this is fucking magical OP

>>139233029
>How about the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s?
I had no idea they were so like us.

I'd like to contribute with the first minute of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSlKh4if6P0

>RAMEN POST

Are they calling him "spaghetti spouting retard"?

>I didn’t want to suddenly call her, so to display my passion as her boyfriend, I snuck up from behind and hugged her… (´･ω･`)

It just keeps getting better

I was never bullied in my first year of college, but the bullying’s started again…
I just ignored it at first, but people are telling me I’m creepy and to die to my face.
Most of the time they pick on me by sprinkling me with toilet water.
I’m afraid it’ll be like this my whole time in college… (´･ω･`)

>they pick on me by sprinkling me with toilet water.

I...I don't even...

(´･ω･`)

This is the face of terror.

Take her to the cherry blossoms op!

>>139233893
Dem Japs, man, Dem fuckin' Japs.

HOLY FUCK WORDS CANNOT CONTAIN THE AMOUNT OF SPAGHETTI WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

>You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you, Denko?
Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…
RETRIEVE THEM!

(´･ω･`) desu

>>139234314

I was thinking that it was going to suddenly leap to knife murder there, too.

2ch has so many good stories like the train man

>Don’t call me or email me anymore, please.
>I’m sorry, but I’m really, really scared.
>If there’s been a misunderstanding, then I apologize.
>But this is my last email. Please don’t contact me again, I’m begging you.

>What does this mean…? (´･ω･`)
>I’ve been thinking about it for a good while now and I’m just not sure…

This actually freaks me out a good deal more than most horror and thriller films I've watched.

Holy fuck, I had no idea the japs were so similiar to us.
>Teriyaki burger
>All dem troll replies
>One guy dropping his spaghetti

>>139233893
>they pick on me by sprinkling me with toilet water

Those Japs have really bizarre ways of bullying.

>They gave me spaghetti hoops instead of baked beans then told me to die

>Last page

>I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

you sure can little nip, you sure can

He was a troll alright, shit just got popular.

Kinds of reminds me of that Densha Otoko thing, how a copypasta became an anime is beyond me

>[RAMEN POSTS]

If it was a troll, this goes to prove that Japanese trolls have much better imaginations then filthy western trolls.

>>139233029
We are human
After all
Much in common
After all
We are human
After all
Flesh uncovered
After all

>She’s a girl, but don’t worry, I know I can’t trust her 100%. (´･ω･`)

It's all starting to make sense.

(´･ω･`)

Denko seems like a bitch. (´･ω･`) should have killed her.

I love that guy who keeps going on about stuffing hamsters in a box for her.

(´･ω･`)

>>139235208

>>139235250

he managed to hug her, so mission accomplished

>#2ch
>implying you had confidence before

You can not run Denki.

>somebody call for a snake? I'll go

Anyone know what this means?

>>139235461
'A snake' is basically a spy.
Like a snake slithering through the grass kinda thing.

I GUESS IT'S A JAP THING.

Hey guys this thread has reminded me that my girlfriend hasn't replied to any of my texts in a few days. What should I do? (´･ω･`)

>I got an email from Denko!
>“Maybe a little scary…”
>Only a little is okay, right?
>I want to make sure there’s no >misunderstanding… (´･ω･`)


OH GOD THIS GUY

2ch =! 2chan

get it right, faggots

>>139235592
only op who doesn't know that 2ch isnt futaba

There is something I don't quite get. This was all in just 1 thread? I got to the end of it were it says the thread reached 1k replies, nothing wrong witht that. But the last post of OP says he spent 10 fucking hours talking with Denko's mom. Why would a thread be bumped for 10 hours without 404ing...
Or is that because 2chan operates at a different level.

>>139235526

I thought it was a reference to Solid Snake, for some reason. Like, someone going to the park at the same time to act as peacekeeper and make sure that no-one gets shanked.

>>139235673
No, the entire tumblr page was spanning over various threads.

If you bothered to read the intro's at the beginning of each page, you'd know.

>>139235673
It depends on the board... You know a lot of threads here stay for weeks

>>139232309
No they don't...I read this a few days ago. It ends with him maybe getting some other girl pregnant.

>>139235760

My question was due to what OP said in the last post of the first page, so...yeah.

dat screen text
dem implications
dat RAMEN

>600 emails

What the fuck

>>139235932

the thread was probably made on a slow moving board

In the first thread OP says he has sent her over 600 mails in ust 3 days.

The the same guy makes a second thread and this happens

>OP
What should I do now?

#2ch
First things first, shoot her some emails. About 600 should be good.

#2ch
DON’T EMAIL HER!!!

Onii-chan, my sides are moving on their own!!

>>139236253

#OP
I’VE ONLY SENT 70 EMAILS SO FAR.
I had plans to call her yesterday, so I’m just confused… (´･ω･`)
Maybe I should call her house?

IM IN FUCKING TEARS RIGHT NOW.

#OP
Was it accident or fate that me and Denko met on this earth?
I got the information she was going flower-viewing from a friend, so maybe that could be fate?
And Denko might just realize how fated our meeting is… (´･ω･`)

#2ch
(゜Д゜)

>Reading this thread reminds me that there are people like this, and reassures me that I’m doing just fine.

Truly we are the seed of their loins.

>Reading all these responses again, I realize it’s like 70% abuse and 30% ramen…

Is ramen "their" version of spaghetti?

This is absolutely goddamn terrifying. Shit man.

I once had a girl ask me to stop contacting her because over one week, I called or wrote her about once or twice every day, and it turns out she wasn't interested. I figured later that I was being a bit stalker-y, that I should just push a bit and then wait to see how she responds.

This guy sent 600 EMAILS. SIX HUNDRED. IN THREE DAYS.

>>139236624
It's basically a thing they use to derail threads, a lot like dubs and sage.

>>139236538

Imagine all the ramen pics that were posted on that thread.

This reminds me of Asbjorn (or however the name is) from a couple of weeks on r9k.

I'm starting to think I might have said something wrong. My mails are being spread all over the internet. Is this a joke? (´･ω･`)

> If you’re gonna make a thread, answer your damn questions! Seriously, what an aspie…

How were these people ever our enemies?

>OP, girls love sweet things too.
>So once you’ve got your hamsters packed into a box, >sprinkle the hamsters with about 10 kg of sugar until they’re hidden.
>1. Girl opens box and can see nothing but sugar.
>2. Hamster leaps out from sugar.
>3. Girl is surprised! But hamsters are cute. Heart!
>4. OP is so clever. Love! Heart.

>Got it? Get to it, OP!

>>139236694

Asbjorn is nothing compared to (´･ω･`)

>>139236770
They weren't. Kids from /b/ started shitposting on 2chan, and that's why they blocked non-Jap IPs. Don't know about 2ch.

In Japan, ramen spills out from their pockets instead of spaghetti.

>>139236852

Only because he was stopped before he could do anything else.

>Wow, she replied already! (´･ω･`)

>Subject: G☆R☆O☆S☆S

>Since she put stars in it, is that good? Did I get through to her? (´･ω･`)

I'M CRYING, I'M DYING

Contributin' to thread.
http://helpdenkoplease.tumblr.com/
http://iamdenko.tumblr.com/
http://youbetrayeddenko.tumblr.com/
http://iamtheblacklist.tumblr.com/
http://helpdenko.tumblr.com/

>>139236993

At some points I think this is just 1 whole elaborated troll. The best of the best....but then I just don't fucking know...

>>139237009
Note: All fake but made for fun/scares.

#2ch
Look at you guys, mocking OP when he’s so close to losing his virginity.

#OP
W-Whoa…
Am I close? Really?
This is making me excited… (´･ω･`)

Can’t wait for A-ko to email me, oh man…

#2ch
MAKE SURE TO POST LIVE WHILE YOU’RE LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY!

#2ch
[Help!] I’m Not Sure Where My Girlfriend’s Hole Is

Did you watch Densha Otoko, it's about japaneese anon and spaghetti too.

RAMEN POST

>>139237108
Even if it is, it's still horrifying that there are people like the OP in the world. I fucking know someone just like that.

>Hahaha, talk about an unfair deal!
>FF13 gives you more freedom than that!

Did anyone else picture the Japanese version of 4chan being pretty much EXACTLY like this?

>>139237253

>People telling OP to stop sending email because he looks like a creep
OP: You guys are just messing with me

>Some guys says: You should keep sending her more email, or even better, go to her house and wait for her there.
OP: Ok, gonna send more mails

This is a gold mine.

>>139236694
I haven't heard of this Asbjorn. Tell me!

>>139237370

>Implying japs want to play WRPGs

>#OP
>Subject: To Denko

>Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
>And now, it’s spring again just the same.

>Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
>But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
I>t’s been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.

>You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you, Denko?
>Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
>I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…

>Even when we met eyes, I didn’t have the courage.
>And we could never talk to each other.
>But now, I’m different!
>Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!

>Well? (´･ω･`)

>#2ch
>SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

>#2ch
>Perfection.
>Nothing can be done to improve it.


They're just like us

Ramen

>>139230514
whoa I aint readin all that crap


Summarize it in one paragraph.

>>139237261
nah, train man is more of a love thread, it's pretty cute because people help him becoming less hikki. i got the book made of the thread

>>139237541
Guy starts out awkward spaghetti-mode and quickly becomes a stalker. You never find out what happens to the person he stalks.

im scared for the girls life..

does anyone know what up with them now?

What if they are going to make a dorama about (´･ω･`) like they did with Densha Otoka.
all_of_my_moneys.png.txt.flac

>>139237541

Sure.

Go take your ADHD medication and read it, faggot.

>>139237541
It's worth it though.

>Stalker is going crazy over a girl
>girl is basically crying and pleading him to leave her alone
>he doesn't understand and asks 2ch! for help
>they react like us
>he ends up getting more and more creepy

です。　(´･ω･`)

[RAMEN POST]

>>139237541

Learn to read before you shit up /v/. Thanks.

>>139237541
Kids these days. Read this, it's really hilarious.

#OP
Sent this… (´･ω･`)

“Don’t you think it’s a little harsh saying I can’t contact you myself? (´･ω･`)”

#2ch
Be more forceful!
See, this is why you’re a virgin.

#OP
Thanks! You’re absolutely right! I’m feeling braver now!
Sent this: “Never mind, I was just kidding! Let’s date!! I love you!!” (´･ω･`)
I fucking lost it

This is how /v/ was at least 3 years ago
/v/ hasn't been like that since then

>#2ch
>I can tell Denko’s just tsundere, man.
>Gotta embrace her to bring out that dere, OP.

THESE PEOPLE

>>139237442

>Danish kid (or something like that) who is 14 starts a thread saying how he loves a girl and that he wants to tell her his feeling
>He calls her at like 4am
>She starts making post on her tumblr mocking him (something like "I do not like you" but with pics)
>The guys is a exchange student in bangladesh
>He spills major spaghetti
>He posts the pics from the girls tumblr
>He dosn't blur out the important parts
>People contact the girl
>She joins the thread along with other people
>She says her name is Asbjorn (the call him Assporn or something like that)
>Spaghetti is being posted non-stop, macros are being made, hilarity goes through the roof
>Turns out Asbjorn is the son of the danish embassador in bangladesh
>Everyone has their family contact info
>Someone sends an email to his dad

Forgot the rest but that thread was the best spaghetti spilling I've seen in a while.

＞この卵

(´･ω･`)

> Once I had that thought, I started to see A-ko’s kindness, and I realized my feelings were starting to shift toward A-ko a little… (´･ω･`)

It's like the most awkward soap opera ever!

>>139237771

/v/ is at it's best when in a potentially funny thread. Why exactly do we shun non-vidya?

>We’ve repaired our friendship. Now we’ll always be together! (´･ω･`)

>>139237897
PLEASE tell me this is all archived, PLEASE.

>/v/ now
HAHAHAH OMG WHAT A BETA

>/v/ then
Doo it op and post shit so we can laugh at you

sigh

>>#2ch
If you’re keeping your promises, you should really make sure she’s a virgin too.

>#2ch
>^ Yeah, definitely do this.
>Is there a single college girl in Tokyo that keeps her chastity these days?

I thought Japanese girls were supposed to be pure o(╥﹏╥)o

>>139237897
Oh god. Thanks for the summary.

Me: “Do girls do the thing where you turn socks inside-out to use them for a week?”
Denko: “No, that’s too dirty. I usually wash them after a day.”
Me: “Well, Denko’s socks can’t possibly be dirty! Unlike mine… (´･ω･`)”
Denko: “Do you really wear the same socks for a week?”
Me: “No, uh, I heard about it from a friend.”

Laughed so fucking hard.

>>139237941
>kono fucking kanji

fuck kanji seriously, I'll never remember any

>>139238047

It is most likely archived, although it is a fucking pain in the ass to read it all since OP never used a tripcode, and the girl made short replies in the middle of a sea of spaghetti.

The way it developed towards the end makes me think that it was true. The whole "relationship" with A-ko thing was such a sudden non-sequitur. If I was the guy writing it and I was just trolling, I'd probably just have escalated the story with Denko.

>>139238098
I'm not that guy, taking Japanese in college right now though. Shit is annoying as fuck, instructors get asshurt and examine it all to make suren your stroke order is correct which is a pain in the ass when you deal with the shitty ones that have like 20 strokes.

>>139238076

>Japanese girls
>Not whores

>>139238098

心配ないでください。
銅像。ら面です。　(´･ω･`)

>>139238047

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/43486/i-am-going-to-call-her-now-i-am-going-to-tell-her-how-i-feel-
about-her-and-that-we-cant-keep-being-friends

There you go, go fucking crazy.

>>139238228

Well, they're a lot more likely to have been raped.

And /v/'s defintion of whores probably extends to that.

#OP
Huh? But if she has a baby, will we be able to raise it together?
I’m not irresponsible enough to abandon a baby… (´･ω･`)

#2ch
Men who can’t cook ain’t suited for marriage, dude!

#OP
I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

>>139238226
Sounds fucking terrible, I think I'll drop out and study Jap or just become a drunk

>>139230514
That entire fucking thing man. I came close to becoming a stalker once so this story really hits me home. Luckily unlike this poor fool I talked it out with people and listened to what the fuck they were saying.

This entire story has given me a headache. It wasn't lulzy, so much as pathetic.

>>139238076
>I thought Japanese girls were supposed to be pure
Only the 2D ones.

No way that's real.

>tfw no Denko (╯´･ω･`)╯︵ ┻━┻

#OP
Please! This is a huge shock to me!
I can’t believe Denko would do something like this…
Because just yesterday, one of Denko’s school friends sold me her new email and phone number for 60,000 yen… (´･ω･`)

OH MY GOD

> I’ve never been to a hotel before, so I’m embarrassed… (´･ω･`) Waiting for a reply now…Maybe I should bring a vibrator?

> Maybe I should bring a vibrator?

My sides move of their own volition.

#2ch
Have you tried waiting in front of her house?
Make sure to hide so no one sees you.

#OP
Of course I thought about doing that, but I decided against it, since really, isn’t that stalkery?
So I decided to wait for her in the cafe instead… (´･ω･`)
No matter what road she takes, she’ll pass through here, so she can’t go anywhere.

this guy man

>>139238071
Maybe because 4chan is an international shithole of an internet and 2ch is a honourable forum for a intellegent nihhon gentlemen

>>139238098
卵　＝　たまご

>>139238242
ありがとうございます

>>139238739
>2ch is a honourable forum for a intellegent nihhon gentlemen
Are you joking ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━
2ch is basically the Japanese Reddit （−＿−；）

#2ch
>Men who can’t cook ain’t suited for marriage, dude!

#OP
>I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

I JUST SHIT MY SIDES WITH LAUGHTER

>>139230514
That's small time.

This might be a bit tl;dr,
but this kid spilled all the spaghetti in Italy in ONE DAY.

http://chanarchive.com/4chan/r9k/43486

(´･ω･`)

>>139239062
Yeah, this guy has won awards for his spaghetti I'd assume

>>139239007
What are you talking about, at least they do not steal memes from 2channel and have much more 4chanlike discussions.
Just look at this story, does it looks like reddit?

>>139239084

The funniest part for me was nearly at the end where people from other boards came in

>/v/ here oh man, you fucked up
>/b/ here, shit son, what are you doing
>even /mlp/ was there

And the fucking macros

>Dad im Asbjorn
>Son I am dissapoint

>#2ch
You’re still only banned from phone calls and emails.
Do you have a carrier pigeon?

These fucking Elevens man. Holy shit.

>>139239226
That's because most of the replies were omitted. 2ch is the site everybody uses, so it's full of normalfags talking about normal things. But then maybe you're right, since 4chan is pretty much just like that nowadays.

Why did they help Densha Otoko and fucking with (´･ω･`) so much, I just don't get it.

[Check out my 8> (´･ω･`)>

>>139239694

He has a lot of money

>>139239694
train man was a nice guy who stood up for the girl and defended her against a drunk, this guy is just a crazy stalker...

>I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

>>139239303
Doesn't help that his dad was a Danish embassador either.

People found his dad's facebook and messaged him, posing as a moderator, and linked him his son's thread.

>>139239404
Well they have different boards, some for normalfags and some for NEETs and other creeps.

>>139239694
>Densha Otoko

Man i need to watch that again. Lost the entire series when my HDD went under.

>>139239941
Yeah... I kind of thought that was the origin of spaghetti jokes here.

NEVER CHANGE ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS

NEVER CHANGE

>Because just yesterday, one of Denko’s school friends sold me her new email and phone number for 60,000 yen… (´･ω･`)
THATS 500 FREAKING ENGLISH POUNDS
WHAT THE FUCK

>>139240224
that's not how you use promotions

>tfw I feel bad for him cause I'm going through something similar to this

I'm not sending 600 e-mails or anything, holy fuck this guy is crazy

>#2ch
You need to learn that sexy books are different from real life!
Did you at least give a good apology?

#OP
I’m not really sure why I’d need to apologize, since I was crying with her too…
The third dimension is hard… (´･ω･`)

#2ch
Just get a prostitute, man! 350,000 yen, hot damn…

#OP
There’s no love with prostitutes, so I don’t wanna… (´･ω･`)

#2ch
What’s OP’s idea of a “girlfriend”? What does it mean to you?

#OP
An embodiment of love? I dunno, you’re embarrassing me… (´･ω･`)


Oh My fucking side they be movin' on them own!

>I went to email my brother about trying to be free tomorrow night, but he changed his address and number… (´･ω･`)
>I’m asking my mom about it now.
Oh god, even his own brother is ignoring him.

>#2ch
>SHINING WIZARD!!

>#2ch
>DENKO GJ

I wish I could Read/Write Japanese so I could see things like this. Kinda makes me sad.

>>139240427
if a girl isnt interested in you, she probably never will be, so move on until you find one who likes you

>>139239308

NIPPON JIN DA, ELEVEN JA NAI

中国系ですか？ちょっと恥ずかしい。(´･ω･`)

>>139240553
Oh, I know, just that I really liked her, and well she didn't, a little bit depressed,I've moved on, but this fucking guy is just taking to a whole new level

I kind of know that feel he feels

It feels pretty bad

#2ch
Denko’s sleeping right beside me.
Her slot was too loose, so she took it up the ass.

#OP
DENKO’S NO WHORE YOU WON’T FOOL ME

Priceless.

>>139240330
>>139240224

Shit nigga, clicked wrong image.

>>139240776
ええい、今お腹がすいた。。

>>139241023

So where does it say the police came to his house in the end ?

#2ch
Okay, serious time!
OP, you’re pretending to be one of her friends over email, yeah?
Then casually invite her out to karaoke.
Be a little late, send “I’m gonna be late, so you should go in before me!”
Then OP goes into the room, and you’re golden.
Since it’s karaoke, you’ll be good even if she screams! Good luck!

So thats how you rape people in Japan...

>>139241212
Nowhere. It just ended abruptly.

#2ch
Denko’s sleeping right beside me.
Her slot was too loose, so she took it up the ass.

#OP
DENKO’S NO WHORE YOU WON’T FOOL ME

MY SIIIIIIDES

#OP
Well, I sent “Do you like anal?”… (´･ω･`)
I’ve had some bad experiences thanks to some of you guys’ replies, though…
If this makes her not like me, I’m gonna be really stuck…

NO

NO FUCKING WAY

>I really have no clue how to handle three-dimensional women.
>It’s so easy to confess in games, but so hard in three dimensions…

PFFTTTT~
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY SIDES

Oh god, that was the funniest shit I have ever read in this year

Because she's four-dimension. That spaghetti-dropping aspie forgot time.

>>139241079
すみません。

ほら。ラーメンじゃなくて。スープです。銅像。(´･ω･`)

>>139241519
>implying we don't exist in infinite dimensions but can only perceive three of them

time isn't spatial

Am I the only one who gets depressed instead of laughing at this kind of shit?

>>139241773

you must get depressed easily

>>139241773
No, spaghetti will always be with you

>>139241773
At first, yeah. Then you start to get desensitized and stop sympathizing with the dumbass in question.

>>139241759
scratch that, we actually just perceive two dimensions

>>139241882
I'm manic depressive, so yeah.

>>139241645
肉を頂きません。精進料理はやっていますか？

>>139242048
*BIPOLAR

>>139241773

I just got angry at the fucker, keeps posting that damn emoticon. I just laugh/get angry/ get creeped out over and onver. This fucking chinks man....

>>139242130
Manic depressive sounds cooler.

>>139241773

Don't worry after a while it'll disappear.

>I can tell Denko’s just tsundere, man.
>Gotta embrace her to bring out that dere, OP.
I...just...can't...read...anymor...

>>139242129

え？肉頂きませんですか？
お前何ですか？ウサギ？河童？フランス人？(´･ω･`)

これ。。たぶん、木の葉ラーメンです。

#2ch
>implying you had confidence before

I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry... (´･ω･`)

>>139230514
No joke, he sounds autistic.

>#OP
>I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

#2ch
Men who can’t cook ain’t suited for marriage, dude!

#OP
I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

Yes you can, OP. Yes you can.

>>139230514

OK so there is something else troubling me.
2 things to be honest...

>One guy says he is going to be a snake, so he goes to the park with 2 other guys but they don't see anything related to what OP says that happened that day.
And
This guy is a major stalker, who probably know every single detail about this Denko girl. The odd thing is, he says she is about 150 cm in one post, but later on on another thread he says she is 170cm....

Oh, and he says he is being bullied in college, but later on he says he is getting called a creep in school.

This is either the work of a schizophrenic, or OP is the best troll ever.

>>139243145
>Oh, and he says he is being bullied in college, but later on he says he is getting called a creep in school.

>Different language
>Different words
>Translations

>>139243145
Maybe it' just translation problems.
And he looks nervous as fuck it could be that he mixed some data

>>139243334

>Post 3 major fuck ups
>Only takes into account the less important one

"In H manga, girls usually pretend to dislike vibrators, but inside they really enjoy it.
But all my knowledge is manga and games, so I don’t know if it’s really true… (´･ω･`)
Help… "

>my fucking face when

I cant believe I just spent almost half an hour reading this

This is fucking unreal

Ako must have been laughing after he spent roughly £5500 ($8700) altogether on her.

>>139242678
>フランス人

え？カエルも食べてじゃない

>ウサギ
＞河童
ww

イギリス人です

>>139243970
How do women do it, even if I tried i couldn't do something like that.

>mfw the japs are just like us

I look forward to it too! *smile*
I just want you to promise me three things:
First, don’t tell anyone we’re dating.
Second, I’m the one in charge here, and if you deny it, then this is all void.
Third, as a general rule, you’re forbidden from contacting me if I don’t contact you first.
Can you uphold those three for me? ♥

So yeah… (´･ω･`) Kinda strange how she doesn’t want me to contact her, huh?

>>139243970
He did get it in though.

>>139244110
あ、そうか？じゃ、ショートケーキでよろしいなのか？
うまいぞう。本当。

>I would think this is a troll for sure, but that guy who got arrested a while ago was for real…
>There are some serious crazies in the world.
What guy he is talking about?
This is a fucking goldmine, I wish i'd learn some japaneese to read this shit.

Oh Japan...

#OP
Well, I sent “Do you like anal?”… (´･ω･`)

I'M DONE MAN, I'M DONE

4381.65 dollars? just for sex?


FUCK I COULD PAY A BUNCH OF TOP TIER HOOKERS TO SEX ALL NIGHT OR BUY VIDYA FOR A FUCKING YEAR, AND THE WORST THING IS: THAT GUY WAS TAKING THE MONEY FROM HIS PARENTS

>>139244328
>mfw the japs are just like us
>just like us
>2ch

>ending
WELL FUCK YOU OP

>>139244560
#2ch
(゜Д゜)

>>139244740
that idiot probably thinks 2ch is some kind of place where their nippon overlords post their good taste in vidya

>>139244510
美味しそう！　ありがとう。

日本人ですか？

what is the difference between 2ch and 2channel?

#2ch
^ JESUS CRHIST NOOOOO
DENKO RUN AWAY