how did people react around you?
(10.83 KB, 500x500)
>go to work
>female coworkers are crying out loud
>nu males are depressed
>everyone talking about hitler, kkk, the end of times
>one girl didnt show up
>one mexican girl complaining that his brother and daddy in us will get deported
>everyone is fucking mad & depress
(63.89 KB, 380x496)
>>97538259>Ring up ex GF>hey what's good typical shit>so my friend anony called me today>He said I hope your boyfriend is happy he got his way!>He was super pissed off at me because Trump won>Tell her Trump deserved to win and told her I was going for a nap>Wake up hours later>Hillary seems to have gotten the popular vote since then>Make pic related>Send it to her friend over fb
>>97538259>Poland>go to work>no one gave a shit besides few jokes about mexican pesos going down
I find it hard to believe when I see all these "FETAL POSITION LOL" pictures on the internet
my gf is so triggered I'm worried she'll self harm
have to keep telling her he's not crazy like everyone says
>tfw /pol/ memed your loved ones to tears
fuck off kek it's not funny
seriously, why people are treating him like a madman
dubya has been saying worse things and no one cares
(846.79 KB, 577x716)
Got told im on the wrong side of history at college by some harpy for supporting Trump.
Media has got people freaking out like Trump is satan.
I work in an ER near a state university, 6 out of my 9 patients were 18~ year olds who drank themselves nearly to death over the night and I got to restrain and periodically inject with haldol if they started to act up.
Polebro, iassure americans are capable of such levels of autism
>>97538259>nerdy female that was previously cool now spewing sjw dirge>older employees think its crazy, that he'll be assassinated>younger males aren't that interested other than "wow, did not expect" >single red pill running around praising the outcome>talk to sjw and red pill throughout the day>maintain neutrality, we will have to see how things play out>not good enough for either of them, both launch into speeches about the end times or new coming>ignore>both get mad >get called uneducated/racist/straight-white-male entitled, ect>bring it up to the boss>politics no longer allowed on the clock
Turns out that they were on the wrong side of history
>at work this morning
>go to nearby cafe with work friend for our usual morning coffee. Just casually chatting.
>boss walks into cafe and pulls a chair up to our table
>big grin on his face
>"he actually did it!" he laughs
> we all start laughing
Haven't really had a convo with anyone today about it but from listening to the radio and all the talking heads on the news they are freaking the fuck out. They literally think Trump is the next Hitler and is going to start WW3. The amount of falsehoods and disinfo they are spreading about him is hilarious, I've been beaming all day though.
Screen Shot 2016-11-09 at 3.18.24 PM.png
(69.54 KB, 229x107)
(838.97 KB, 450x402)
>>97538259>there are canadian illegal immigrants in the US RIGHT NOW
>>97538259>Workmates bring donuts with a note saying "if you're depressed about the election, have one">Take a donut>Not depressed
gg no re
(43.44 KB, 420x255)
>>97538259>Be me in public library>Shamelessly listen to the Trump NEVER COME DOWN song multiple times>grin on my face>Guy next to me is writing some sogiological bullshit>i can see him glance in horror with the corner of my eye>feelsgoodman.jpg>get nothing done for the entire day>worth it
My gf was crying so I laughed in her face cuddled up and told her "I got something to cheer you up" Fucked her brains out, them broads really get off whatever emotions they're feeling.
She did cry again later so I just cuddled her giggling like a little girl. Well it was good while it lasted single life for me.
(682.63 KB, 1832x1754)
>Attend the University of Texas
>The most liberal university in the most liberal city in Texas
(119.76 KB, 945x655)
The media really whipped him up into a super villain.
Think about how they got blacks uppity over police shootings when it's a non issue. Media is powerful.
I must say i indeed am, my dude
>>97538259>walked in the office wearing my red MAGA hat and my Deal With It sunglasses>white female Trump-loving manager gives me the knuckles>director walks by, give me a highfive>female dot-indian frowns and walks past saying nothing>girl in the next cube took the previous day off to volunteer to be a poll-watcher>older, slightly effeminate but still OK dude was sad looking>mexican girl spooked>office AA hire cripple ecstatic>jew bitch secretly confided in me she voted for Trump, don't believe her>cuckkween raising a nigger drugdealers kids pissy>midwesternish girl and NYish girl both silently grinning
Some people were depressed a work. It almost was as if Hitler was back or something.
Saw some silent types who were probably pro-trump.
Myself, I tried to not to reveal my power level, as it's bad form to do so in a professional setting :)
this tbqh, except the louder folk were ranting about it.
(24.37 KB, 492x47)
It feels so good to have a positive feeling of national pride, it's been so long.
I want to live in Australia.
I think most people were surprised. Those who posted pro Hillary 24/7 on Facebook have not surfaced. Trump supporters aren't really gloating at all. I don't live on the west coast or New York though.
My mother and I joked about Hillary supporters being on suicide watch or moving the Canada.
>>97538259>I am a student at FIU in the Pol Sci department>went to class, and all of my classmates are libertards>being predicting the victory of the God Emperor for over a year>Professors and classmates never believed me, but everything I said started to become a reality, and I was explaining the path of God Emperor's victory over the Republicans and Democrats.>came to class, and professor congratulates me for calling the elections and the reasons why he won.>butthurt libercraps start to scream and being trigger by calling me racist>I looked at him in awe since we are both Hispanic> one of them told me about that he is fearing for his brother's life because he is black, and racist people will get him>he called me racist again>told him the most racists things that I ever experimented in my life has come from black people; not even whites have ever been racists to me> libertard start calling using busswords>I laugh at him hard>I told him if he wanted to blame someone, he needs to blame white women who gave him their votes> he curls like the cuck he is in his chair>later on, my professors pushed me to be interviewed by local news several times
feels good to be right, and making liberals cry
They reacted so poorly. An SJW Feminist called someone a Middle aged white sexist for not voting for Hillary. He didn't even vote for Trump he just didn't vote for Hillary lol.
Stupid know it all guy who early voted for Hillary was all worked up about it and just ranting like a maniac.
Other stupid know it all guy who is worse because he acts like a know it all but has 0 knowledge on anything he has an opinion about called me a dumbass and walked away because he's a weak bitch who can't talk like an adult.
Everyone was whining about it everywhere it was glorious.
Living in Commiefornia and its like everyone is just playing the victim role because they lost.
You absolute mad cunt
>arrive at office this morning
>before I even get to my desk over hear hundreds of Indians and sjws making digs at trump and idiot trump supporters, ww3, racists, gimmigrants etc.
>stride past everyone with a humongous shit eating grin on my face, I can barely hold in the laughter
>sit down, open emails
>kek, based nightshift guys already sent me a bunch of memes
>kek to myself all day long reading /pol/ and exchanging memes
(26.00 KB, 495x222)
>Go to college in austin texas
>Hear some girls talking about they voted for trump and didn't trust Hillary
Women love him, black people love him, latinos love him, God loves him, and he loves all of us.
Everyone on facebook is having a whinge, but theres like 4 based people cheering, its a salt mine
>Living in California
>Senior in Highschool
>Get on the bus
>A couple of guys and girls in the back crying
>They look at me
>im wearing my "TRUMP PENCE MAGA" t-shirt
>they start bawling
>one gets up and flails her tiny fists at me
>sit down in seat as she weakly falls down and cries
Kek loves him too
>Work at Walmart
>Pretty much everyone, even women, voted for Trump
>Drank liberal tears with male coworkers on lunch
Today was comfy af
(52.98 KB, 364x322)
>>97539744>have to keep telling her he's not crazy like everyone says
We actually call him a madman unironically though.
what is this kek as a pronoun shit and why do people keep forcing it
>>97538259>everyone talking about hitler, kkk, the end of times
the liberals are exaggerating. its sad to see them so delusional as to think the fear mongering would be enough
threats of a race war if trump wins. out right violence especially if a black person supports trump. its sad
I was at a bar with a bunch of college students. Some of them got very upset. The gay dude I was with was too busy trying to fuck me to even notice.
>>97543925>>Attend the University of Texas>>The most liberal university in the most liberal city in Texas
never heard of unt, utfriend? our black students regularly take over the area in front of our library to blast ethnic music and dance ethnically. you can't even pass by because they're bopping and dabbing and twerking out of control.
I live in Mississippi. EVERYBODY was delighted.
I keep hearing coworkers speak of the imminent ww3 with Russia now that trumps in. Are they really this fucking stupid? These guys are intelligent peeps and they think that? For real? Wtfff
(72.92 KB, 601x326)
Love the cognitive dissonance of white people telling other white people they are on the wrong side of history>it means i hope whites fuck off and go extinct
My office co workers were trying to start the Trump = evil racist nazi till I told them to fuck off and I don't really care about their snowflake opinions
They actually shut up
Work in the military, spent most of the time laughing at people crying when she lost with my fellow guys, then we went back to work because that's what we get paid to do unlike the cucks.
Well I'm in CT, everyone I know besides a life-long friend of mine voted Hillary, they're all so worried and irritable. Women especially so, aside from a few who I knew got red-pilled somehow years ago. Meanwhile my one buddy and I are laughing our asses off at the whole shit-show around us.
(191.90 KB, 1280x1191)
>go to school
>every single one of my male friends are
super happy and celebrating trumps election
>"we were right anon, we were right"
funny thing is that i was the one redpilling most of them lol
what a great day
It's latest iteration of LOL, or "laugh out loud"
Coincidentally, "Kek" is also the name of an Egyptian frog god.
how did i fuck that up
my family and i are watching the cantstumpthetrump youtube videos laughing and drinking celebrating this great victory over the liberal scum lol
(203.44 KB, 1600x1200)
my office was actually a majority of trump supporters, we were pretty jolly
there was one guy who yelled "Good morning, fellow deplorable motherfuckers!"
and someone else used our drafting printer to print a 4'x3' poster of trump with thumbs up
it was pretty great. i put up some artwork of a big red Florida map with SWING, BABY, SWING next to it with some swing state voter stats that went Trump.
I like it there. Pic related
>>97538259>school sent out a letter decreeing the election>all of my classes today felt like I was at a wake & everyone had their liberal, upper class bubbles popped
it was glorious
(593.72 KB, 249x214)
>>97538259>On bus stop at my liberal college>Some asian guy is talking to some asian girls in broken English>"I knew it, I knew Trump was going to win.">Girls ask why>"System is broken, needs removed"
Worth all the babies whiny about end times all day just to hear that
>>97538259>go to uni>first time this lecture this semester>not many people ~20>just one guy i know there>sit next to him>he starts to talk to that girl next to him about elections>he is for trump>dat girl is against him but doesnt know what to say and just looks angry, noods and is silent>i start talking to him about trump to>we bash killary together>follow the last results on phone together>mfw he is also for afd
i didnt knew he is so based, we barely talked before today
also there is this Campusapp called "Jodel" which is VERY popular in germany atm
its a mix of 4chan and twitter on a local level
its anonymous and you can see just the post which were posted close to you (depends on the population density, about 10-20km radius)
if somebody starts arguing for trump they dont know hot to conter their arguments and just downvote these posts (they get deleted if a post got -5 Karma)
these tears were delicious
(133.58 KB, 500x307)
>>97538259>boss's boss has reserved parking spot at front of building>pass by her car with Clinton '16 bumper sticker every day>apparently she spends a lot of time phone banking and shit>walk by her car this morning as usual>Clinton '16 bumper sticker is gone>can still see a rectangular space in the dust where the sticker used to be
kek'd pretty hard
>>97538259>little brother comes to my room tonight at news time>"time to ged lods of mordar :DDDDD BUILD WALL xDDDD They elected Trump xddd"
All my uni friends are 100% convinced that we're witnessing the dawn of Mega Hitler and that every black, woman and gay is going to be systematically executed and/or raped, and that - and this is an actual unironic quote - "the world is going to be destroyed"
I honestly feel bad, not schadenfreude. They believed the CNN/HuffPo version of events so hard they really believe we're going to start sending everyone to death camps.
They'll probably get over it in a few months when it becomes apparent nothing's going to happen to them though
(309.06 KB, 460x351)
>>97548674>h-hillary had the ppopular vote....the system doesn't worrk...iits nnot fair...
(282.93 KB, 2000x1000)
Dad was pleased
Brother thinks it is great.
Didn't ask female relations for opinions, because they are female.
My mother is on suicide watch. She stayed up all night smoking cigarettes and watching the t.v. in silence. Today she didn't go to work, and instead drove around crying and listening to music at a loud volume. She tried to blast the stereo in the house but we got into a screaming match when I turned it off and she started pushing me.
Wat do senpai? I'm hoping she will just learn to cope. I have never been more embarassed for her, and I have never seen anyone so irrationally butthurt.
The only thing that happened in my office, is that some dude said he will never go to murica again. Nobody really took the bait and I didn't hear anything else. I'm not sure who supported Trump, but I guess the more silent people are the more likely they are pro Trump.
It's actually quite sad if you think about it. Even after he has won, people are afraid to talk about it, because it could offend the leftards.
Got asked if I was on drugs cause laughing my fucking head off all day.
>>97538259>>97538259>go to school>(it's a highly-ranked STEM grad program full of liberals)>no one else I've talked to voted Trump, and I've talked to most people in the program>most people knew I did vote for Trump>enter first class of the day a few minutes early>usually people are very talkative, but it is dead silent>every class is like this>professors indicate their disappointment, how could this have happened?>after classes, other students conjecture on how Trump won>"you know its all those fucking racists">tell them I thought Trump, Clinton, and Obama all gave good speeches about coming together as a country and not discounting opinions of the people who lost>they tell me to shut up because the pain is too real>spend the day listening to everyone else complain and talk about how Trump will definitely fuck everything up, its the end of democracy, etc. etc.>avoid talking to anyone else and try to focus on work after my initial attempt to console them>one of them comes up to me while I'm working and tells me that I'm personally responsible for this and they hope I die along with Trump>go to meet with professor I work for>she spends 10 minutes venting to me about how terrible it is that Trump won (apparently she doesn't know I voted for Trump, which I guess is a good thing) before we actually start discussing the study we're working on>go home>texts from parents (who voted for Clinton) about how surprised/disappointed they are>texts from other friends and extended family (who voted for Clinton) about how surprised/disappointed they are>realize the only people I interact with at all who voted the same way I did are a bunch of faggots on a Tibetan rug trading forum
Not the best day I've ever had.
My lads and I are laughing at retards bawling their eyes out.
Also some faggot VICE Austria Reporter contacted me and asked ehy I am congratulated trump.
He writes an article about austrians congratulating trump.
Parents bummed about stocks because it shits on their super a bit, otherwise don't really care
(12.26 KB, 700x193)
>>97545723>called a bigot/racist
Libs forget the definition of bigot is someone who is intolerant of differing opinions and views of others, not someone who disagrees with you. They are literal bigots.
Grown ass woman who graduated from law school had to "take the day off sick".
>go into work
>people talking about erection
>can't believe how big and amazing it was
>gasping at it's size and implications
>everyone happy with it
He was talking about corruption I think and how Trump needed to fix things
> Canada with liberal government
> go to the most liberal university in the country
It was really quiet, people were speaking in hushed tones and seemed quite puzzled as what to new with Trumps success in becoming president. A lot of people are angry on social media, as they all turn to it, but I have yet to see anything more than a new students talking with news reporters.
Calm down, Jesus.png
(170.48 KB, 500x274)
It's okay. We're practically family here.
I live in Southern Indiana so most people are relieved that Trump won. There is this one nigger on my faceberg that won't stop chimping/spewing SJW garbage about Trump and all of the normies are like, "You really need to calm down, bro. Trump wants to fix America--just in a different way." The nigger is still melting down and deleting everyone.
na echt oder verarschst du uns jetzt?
she needs a grudge fuck
*what to do, autocorrect
(36.30 KB, 405x431)
I walked in like a fucking pimp daddy and started high fiving all my friends>girls crying about Trump>Professors weeping and complaining>nu cuccbois saying this is worse than the third reich>me and my friends going back for liberal tear refills>Making Trump supporter friends I didn't even think I'd have>Grab girl by the pussy
good day all in all, was smug as a mother fucker
>>97538259>my work is full of hilldogs talking shit since she won the primaries>Trump is le racist>go into work today>most of them called out>the ones that were left had the wind completely taken out of their sales
It was great because they know I support Trump and nobody really wanted to talk to me.
>go to work
>boss demands that we do not discuss politics at work
Everyone looked pretty disappointed though. They also thought I was disappointed too, even though I'm not. I'm just tired as fuck because I slept late.
Brother was happy
Dad was outrageously surprised and happy
Mom was happy
Everybody else I've talked to has been a whiny shit except one guy who I'm pretty sure browses /pol/
What did you think California was lol?
(35.95 KB, 557x375)
>go to work
>everyone is "little" upset
>telling jokes about big D occasionally
>huge grin on my face trough the day
>they knew i was the only one who liked Trump in the entire office
>can't say shit to me because i'm at the high rank position earning more than anyone in the office except my boss
>coworker lost me 100EUR in bet
The discussion revolving around the US presidency has been "but they're both shit. no-one is voting FOR a president, but AGAINST a president."
Now everyone is just happy it's not the war hungry slut in office who would surely have done something international, but the guy who will focus entirely on America. Also, happy about the memes.
Mainstream normies here seem mostly confused.
I am actually happier with the result than I thought I would be. The more it sinks in the more it seems this really is a historical memetic victory against the PC atmosphere and globalism.
My father went batshit at me, one of my coworkers shouted at me incoherently at work for wearing my MAGA hat.
(10.90 KB, 170x232)
>>97538259>go t0 army motorpool >team leader sgt is stoked as fuck >others sgt's are stoked as fuck >young guys are happy it's not Hillary >roomate is stoked >I'm stoked
yeah sorry, I forgot he also said he supported Trump, I guess that was a key piece of information in retrospect.
(172.65 KB, 1920x1080)
>watching the election with the family
>all of them extremely smug thinking hillary would win
>eventually despair starts filling the room
>>97538259>My sister went to liberal arts college>came back a muslium convert>diehard SJW>fast foreward 3 years>trump wins>she literally cires in the fetal position>I hold her as she cries>wide smile on my face>leave the room>her tears on my arm
They were so sweet boys. The sweetest tears imaginable. She is still crying herself into dehydration.
(3.22 KB, 303x107)
My liberal french LGBT blue haired roomate cried for the whole day and claims her friends were verebally assulted
>>97544978>tfw you will never know that feeling again but at least trump won in the states.
kid in my computer architecture class wore his MAGA hat. Nothing but white and Pajeet males in that class though
Went to the liquor store to get some victory booze, heard the clerks talking about Trump.>"Yeah I just left work, went to vote, then went to bed. Then woke up and heard the bad news.">"I don't man he might not be that bad, he might surprise us"
Did you give her the comfort dick?
>show up to politics class
>prof says he doesn't even want to talk about trump
>>97551843>Everyone looked pretty disappointed though. They also thought I was disappoint
(397.16 KB, 500x500)
>>97538259>be in serbia>go to work>GUISE TRUMP WON>WE KNOW>everyone high fiving each other
men and women in the streets were walking with smiles today
is she a goatfucker for real??
Liberal teachers /lecturers should literally be shot like dogs
We have all been at range training, shooting guns for two weeks, away from my family.
All of us except ONE faggot voted for Trump.
We've all been celebrating all day.
(22.15 KB, 480x360)
>>97538259>in college in commiefornia>voted trump>few hours later hear yells of fuck trump outside my dorm
>Work with family
>They all believed the polls and clinton news network
>Always laughed at me when I stated they were skewed
>I blasted them all day
>Clinton's are funded by Saudi's
>33,000 emails deleted after a subpoena
>Mother and sister visibly distraught all day
>Almost made my sister cry with a 2 minute rant
pretty good day
>>97546966>Implying libtards are crying unironically
No shit. They're just crying for the wrong reasons
(16.67 KB, 400x388)
>go to work
>everybody seems kind of in disbelief but nobody mad or anything, just a resigned "whatever" sort of mood
>spent the rest of the day making "we're going to make [company] great again" jokes
>me and a coworker browse memes and liberal tears while waiting for a forklift
>everyone admits Hillary was a retarded choice and they should've went with bernie sanders
overall a bretty good day
checked and keked
Nah, I've got a killer headache from staying up all night to watch MAGA
just told her it will be all smiles
>be somewhat centrist conservative female living in Massachusetts
>votes for Trump
>tell my undecided bf
>says he needs a break from me
>friends voted for Hillary
I feel so fucking alone
Everyone at my job was talking shit about Clinton and having a good time. And I'm in California.
(50.07 KB, 255x204)
It's tough living Ina liberal shithole.
My gf was crying so I laughed in her face cuddled up and told her "I got something to cheer you up" Fucked her brains out, them broads really get off whatever emotions they're feeling.
She did cry again later so I just cuddled her giggling like a little girl. Well it was good while it lasted single life for me.
she whispers to a rug 5 times a day and everything.
eyyy bb wan sum succ?
A lot of nu-males trying to impress the women at work with their anti-trump talk.
my family laughted at the table when talking about it and my gf didn't really care
(28.44 KB, 264x332)
(1027.29 KB, 783x1024)
Sooo now that republicans control everything and seeing as how Trump "works" I guess we can expect more of that in the future.
But since all this identity politics didn't work out for the left is it going to start falling by the wayside?
>tfw Millennials are going to finally grow up
Why don't you communicate with your sister? Are you sure she isn't mostly crying over the divide that's formed between you over the years?
My white Spanish teacher was literally about to cry and started talking about how we were in a class that was "suddenly very important" and "if you need to leave you can".
All nonwhite/gay friends are literally afraid for their lives and they've been posting retarded shit all day. I'm over it
>>97553184>Doesn't vote Trump>Cucks himself
>>97549410>they really believe we're going to start sending everyone to death camps.
(13.95 KB, 302x326)
>on election night all my hyper liberal co-workers were being smug and berating me
>they kept saying it was literally impossible for trump to win and I would feel foolish today
I have a black (dem of course) co-worker who is a real braggart, for the past 2 weeks he's been telling people not to bother turning out for Trump because Hillary 'already won', he was very quiet today.
They were happy, luckily I don't work in a cuck place.
(26.12 KB, 250x250)
>>97549834>Didn't ask female relations for opinions, because they are female.
white Americans with Latina or black gfs, how was your experience been with them since trump won?
(12.65 KB, 271x271)
>when Brexit won flatmates would not shut the fuck up about it
>didn't really care that Brexit won so it was annoying to hear it all day
>6am yesturday find out that Trump won
>outwardly appear indifferent but inside secretly happy for amerifats
>leave house early to avoid flatmates
>hang out round town
>go on a date and go back theirs and get some dicking
>return home an hour ago and all my flatmates are asleep
>total amount of liberal whinning heard today was very minimal
Just got to find a way of avoiding conversation with people for another week and it'll be fine
Everyone who sees this post reply with an image of your face if the madman actually did it. If the death camps were fucking real.
>Female coworker: Are you excited Trump won?
>"You mean EMPEROR Trump?"
>Female: .... Did you vote for him?
>"No... I actually wrote in your name on the ballot, too bad you didnt win"
>Putin rigged the elections
>Fuck Trump and fuck Trump supporters. I'm moving to Belize. Trump is not my president
>Trump is literally Hitler, we're moving to Costa Rica.
>We're going to MAGA
The tears are glorious and I can't wait for Thanksgiving.
(195.53 KB, 1920x1080)
My family said that "they were both shit anyway".
But younger people are really butthurt here. A guy from my class complained that Trump is a statist who will destroy USA's liberal capitalism (kek). Another one said that burgers are stupid because Trump doesn't even have a healthcare plan (yeah, according to him Obamacare is g8).
It's always fun to see lefties pretending to know shit about the USA. I don't really know either, but damn, they are dumb.
>>97538259> have bet for 50â¬ that he wins> wake up at, a friend had sent a picture about Trump being 6 electorates away from victory> laugh out loud and tell him to pay or I'll get him deported to Russia> having morning cafe and reading through FB> a business project partner of mine has been complaining about the results like a paranoid hen> laughing at him in my head> Bunch of German cumdumbsters are offering emotional support for him and other local American students> especial one nu-male sharing some nutwit-witty Tumblr posts and keeps blaming third party voters> ask him if he's a pseudo-fascist since he tells that people should not vote a candidate they wish> some American Tumblrina friends of him show up> a transperson: ' do you have any idea what is going to happen to women, minorities, LGBT and disabled?'> nope, I'm not American nor on American soil. Besides being paranoid, why are excluding white males of your list you sexist redneck?> mentally ill lolli doll tries to take higher ground right away and calls me 'privileged white bro'> ask the thing to provide me a list to check myself> all those apolegtical sob writings by Americans> one chick with dual citizenship bousting about> ask her why wouldn't she show her support for Mexico by moving there instead of Canada/Finland?> tells me the economical situation is not good there and it's not safe. > She tells me peepps who are financially stable in the US will have rough times ahead> do you have to find a job or what do you mean?
It was a good day
(3137.74 KB, 200x200)
>Live in Ultra Liberal Seattle
>At a bar near downtown watching the results trickle in
>Getting more and more excited but trying not to be too obvious
>Later it's pretty much official
>Everyone just starts slowly leaving to go home, bars emptying out, butthurt starting to become so thick in the air you could cut it with a knife
>Eventually entire area that is usually full of dipshits and amateur drunks is completely deserted
>10-20 ultra-libs staging pathetic protest blocking street where no one is driving anyway cuz they're all at home crying in the fetal position
>Tell this one chick im banging that's all depressed about it I voted Trump after she asked if I wanted to hang
>Is visibly upset but still concedes to the D
>Walk to get late night food, and I keep shouting USA! and other Pro-Trump rhetoric
>People so brainwashed and brain fried they think I'm just being ironic the more excited I get about being happy Trump won
>People asking others and me how they feel. Other are all "sad, depressed" etc.
>I'm all "I feel great"
>People grin like idiots because they still think I'm being ironic
I went and bought an American flag and hung it outside my house. Never been so proud and happy in all my life
I work in the sticks so all day I heard
>Hillary can't take our guns away now!
It was seriously the only issue they cared about. White and black.
at least you married and/or trained correctly
Wait, what was the bit where you called your ex girlfriend?
Can you be me for a while? I have a test tomorrow and really feel like staying here where things actually work out for me.
trump approves vid.webm
(2965.21 KB, 1280x720)
>Go into high school (18, senior)
>Numales very sad
>Every normal and non numale white guy very happy
>Even the Rican guys are happy
>Math class basically a Trump campaign celebration party
>From suburban area, no hicks
Feels good man
(422.66 KB, 1440x2560)
A few of my friends were Trump supporters but I had never completely revealed my power level around them before. One of them is a South African immigrant. After they called it for him we engaged in some fascist demogoguery that'd make Der Fuherer himself blush. It was beautiful. I told him that he needs to get the rest of his family over here so we can start transforming America into a white ethnostate.
2 black guys I work with came into work today half heartedly congratulating me (they were massively asshurt a few months ago when I wore my MAGA hat to work). They both said that even though he scares them, they secretly thought he was pretty based in a lot of respects.
Facebook was wall to wall fucking salt and it was beautiful. Pic related is from this retarded townie I knew back in college. It fills my heart with joy reading one of the absolute dumbest fucks I've ever met incoherently call Trump supporters idiots.
I gotta say it was a good day.
(5.66 KB, 250x173)
(28.62 KB, 391x264)
lol no. I play nice, stroke her ego and give her everything ashe needs from me. I tell her she is right, I hold her when she is sad. I let her know she is needed by another person. All so that I can mock her to myself and others behind her back. She doesn't even know she is my puppet.
But as this election has proven, Meme Magic is stronger.
(56.84 KB, 419x257)
He was looking to chat with someone after spending all day with his wife's son.
(115.17 KB, 667x556)
History Professor went on a rant about Hitler/fascism and how stupid most of America is and they're only delaying the inevitable. Finance professor only mentioned stock increases today. Korean Econ professor was happy as hell (Mainly Anti-Hillary) but it's a real Econ class with only 25 kids so. But ya the tears and triggering were real I walked around campus in a MAGA shirt and got stopped by a few trannies, niggers, mudslimes talking about why I should get deported. It was a good day. UGA if anyone cares
(579.02 KB, 600x443)
What MOS? Currently in the desert at Ft Irwin driving, bro. All of the sergeants on my detail were stoked Trump won as well.
>People discussing elections
>Females are the first voicing their opinion, pro hillary of course
>Workmate says trump is not bad, Obama has started more shit in the ME than anyone else, and hillary would continue that road
>"I don't care" says one of the females, me and my workmate grin at each other, knowing that it's pointless to discuss anything with them.
It was a fun day. People still think that because Trump is not a career politician he won't be a good president, even when here in Spain we have a ton of useless career politicians that sit their ass in a chair and get paid for doing nothing
They think they're gonna be deported. I had to talk some sense into her. Trump loves everyone. Trump is love. It's okay I helped her pack her stuff so she can go back.
I need to set up a business
france in charge of making video games.jpg
(45.47 KB, 640x480)
>All my customers coming through proudly wearing their "I VOTED" stickers
>Co workers gathered around fist pumping about how they are going to stop the apocalypse by voting Hill Dog
>Stride into work with the biggest shit eating grin on my face
>Drop lines such as "WHAT A FINE MORNING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" and watch them visibly hurt from my words.
Thank you /pol/, I needed this
(154.38 KB, 988x948)
>getting death threats from people
>people literally want to kill me and trump
>they think ww3 will start
>teacher crying in school
>3 students are buttblasted as fuck, one crying
>people are hating on trump on social media
All smiles from me
pain in britain.jpg
(252.64 KB, 975x695)
k, Britain we gotta have a talk. What the fuck is up with how beta shit your males are?
If you have the means, move south.
Senior guys are happy as Trump is pro-mining and all our work is mining related. The younger crowd still can't quite believe it.
>Be me minority
>Folks keep telling me it's awful how a racist won the election
>Tell them Trump isn't racist
>That look on their face
Seriously, Trump isn't racist lol. Why are people so uneducated?
(3499.49 KB, 480x270)
I thought it was just my workplace and social media circle. I am shocked people are this crazy and babyish.
> start work this morning, election still not decided.
> Co worker hates Trump. Staunch labour voter here. Get on really well with him though.
> keeps asking for updates on Hillary.
> I'm known as a right leaning guy although my power level is kept hidden.
> Clinton concedes to Trump.
> Can't keep the shit eating grin off my face.
> Co-Worker "You're fucking joking!"
> Proceeds to tell me all the "bad things about Trump.
> Drop a Tsar Bomber yield of red pills regarding both Trump and Hillary
> Can't stop being a smug twat for most of the day.
People around here are scared and confused. Some are predicting WW3, riots, increase in "hate crimes from hate groups" and fucked economy.
Annoying chairos and soccer moms are massively butthurt, screaming about New Hitler, and babbling incoherently. Their tears are delicious.
Normies are getting drunk, sharing wall memes, and awkwardly dancing around the fact that our currency's getting fucked.
Redpilled friends see this as an opportunity to clean up and reduce dependency on US.
I made some dosh from political betting and walk around with a smug face.
I even married an immigrant who voted for Trump.
(39.90 KB, 636x358)
aahahahhaAHAHAHAH AHAHAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ranges between>lol, let's see what happens
and>that's pretty bad
Everyone one my friends I've talked to today seems to be happy or neutral about it. I did hear one girl in a table close to mine during lunch about how buzzword, buzzword and buzzword Americans were, but outside of that it's been pretty good.
Also a week ago I saw a guy with a Drumpf shirt walking around campus. I wish I could've seen him again today and laughed at him.
I'm an infantryman in the US Army.
We got the day off in order to "Make America Great Again" according to our 1st Sergeant.
(24.81 KB, 600x469)
Spotted the grammar faggot.
Take her off the pills.
Say, what's the general military opinion on Trump?
>>97538259>Watched the election map all throughout two classes with some QT chick I'd never met before>Class ends and our based teacher tells us to go home and root for Trump>We stay an extra 2.5 hours in the hallway watching the map and talking shit about liberals>Random custodian gives vocal support for Trump while we watch>Security guard final comes up to us and politely informs us the school was closed 2 hours ago>Go home>Messaging about 4 people at once rooting for Trump>He wins>All is right in the world
Really felt the energy last night desu
>>97538259>go to liberal arts uni>talking to another right-wing friend about the election after class>neither of us voted for Trump but talk about how happy we are that Killary lost>feel someone creeping up on me, put head on swivel>some hippy white girl is aggressively shaking her head at me
Bitch, if I gave a fuck what you think do you think I would espouse my views in public?
(116.68 KB, 500x539)
>CEO worth $300 million walks by tv playing hillary speech
>"i dunno, she looks pretty crooked to me!" , stoner laugh
>holds up pic related that i printed and left on his desk
>"this is the greatest thing ive ever seen"
>whole office laughs
This is the best day
You are a weak minded jew.
I'm a NEET. My family is very happy with it. Even my illegal immigrant in US supported Trump. Even though he might deport her. (She is a white under the counter waitress).
(324.94 KB, 382x417)
>not even americans
>not even in the same fucking continent
I don't get this. How can they be so invested in another country's president?
It's not like he's lying just because Trump won.
Why did you bother saving them. Letting them slip away quietly would have been the best thing for them. After all this world is hard and has edges.
Canada is linked to the US very closely.
(15.76 KB, 251x250)
Pretty boring senpai>Mom, who voted Hillary, accepted the results graciously>Stepdad was a little upset about the results but that's because he is a dumb faggot>People at uni weren't as reactive as I expected>Some murmuring about the election here and there but no liberal tears to feed off of>one guy was even wearing a maga hat and nobody paid any attention to him>mfw overall the day was pretty uneventful
my gay boss gave us the day off as a holiday
Mate, you're a Brit. What the fuck has it got to do with you/her?
Canada is in the same continent and therefore I wasn't talking about Canadians, eh?
Most of my co-workers were in disbeleif, but didn't really say much. My mom and sister pretty upset, my dad couldn't believe he won, but was happy. I've been with a big grin all day, specially reading social media. Best day of the year so far.
(19.63 KB, 516x413)
>go to uni
>in morning math class
>hear all classmates, mostly female talking about how the end times are upon us.
>over hear nuetrul as fuck math teacher talking with other teacher
>says the american people should be ashamed and asks how could this have happened
>math teacher doesen't give a fuck
>english teacher cancels class because she is triggered
>sides split ten times over
(66.22 KB, 638x583)
>short day, just overtime
>show up and sit down, based redneck lesbian is there too
>liberal 30-something walks in griping, diverges in to woulda-loved-bernie talk
>jibe him about why does he need my money to provide all these things i dont want
>he has no retort and grumbles away
>Lesbian and i grin at each other, savor the salt
>"Hahahaha I cant believe he fucking did it"
>Laugh about the election and that "fucking witch harpy" being sent back to hell where she came from
It was a pretty good day. Read her some twitter tears too.
>>97559352>has a wife's son>is mad about trump
>>97538259>>everyone is fucking mad & depress
same reaction here as Reagan or GWBush, hysterical SJWmedia cohort to blame but amplified a bit due to brexit and Irish governments shady tax arrangements (which hopefully Trump will curb).
>>97557428>reduce dependency on US
Bingo, Trump forcing Mexico to clean up it's act would be massively beneficial to Mexicans. Ironically, Trump MAGA'ing is actually making other countries great again too.
Not my girlfriend but my friend, originally from Peru invited me out for drinks the night of. I had to study for a mid term so I said I'd call her if I got done early. The change in tone of her voice when I called her after it was obvious Trump had won. Priceless. Anyways I show up to the bar and her and my other friend are in disbelief, I lie and tell them I voted for Johnson so they won't hate me except they berate me for not voting Hillary. Tell them I don't care either way, get berated more. I Tell them they invited me out and they're being rude, they snap at me for not being sad enough and that "this is serious" I finally had enough and told them to fuck themselves and walked out. Feels good to be in the right.
(13.03 KB, 480x480)
I jokingly said at least there won't be any more Mexicans to a girl I work with. She cried. I'm afraid that I'm going to get fired. Oh well. #MAGA
>>97548838>buy trump sticker online>slap it on that shit
This blue-haired SJW in one of my classes didn't even show up today. Yesterday she was talking about how she wants someone to kill Trump. I suspect suicide.
Some other Mexican guy talked about how he wanted to move to Sweden, of all places.
(49.04 KB, 509x572)
>>97538259>Go to bar>Everytime been always chilled with slight right leanings>Today go in after work>Order drink, Get couple free cause bro with owner>Students from local uni come in, expecting drunk antics> Three out of five spend minimum of ten min bitching about how everyone is racist and misogynist
I was surprised by the amount of trump supporters that finally came out of hiding. Im a nurse and im surrounded by strong independent womne and im surprised that they support trump. Usually the higher ups and administration are the one's voting for hillary and are democrats.
>almost all people are left wing
>we enjoy the chaos that Trump will bring to the geopolitical scene and laugh at the memes
Southern Indiana here as well
Every town around here has at least one token nigger like that
(43.62 KB, 498x879)
>>97538259>be in great state of Texas>wake up at 5am, hear the news, get ready to go to school>/pol/ shitposting friend comes to school, is happy as can be>yells "GOD EMPEROR TRUMP" in the middle of the cafeteria full of people>go to class, most people happy, others begrudgingly enter my first class proclaiming "time to move">I heard people wishing the death of Trump, another human, 5 times today.>go to Computer Science class>teacher donated to Clinton Foundation, is clearly flustered but doesn't show it, swears to her grave that Trump will resign before 4 years is up
Before I continue, we're gonna rewind to yesterday in Computer Science >yesterday we had a Trump supporting substitute, nicest guy on Earth.>Shill student is making his project a game based off of "grab 'em by the pussy" meme>everyone pushes this kid to tell the sub what his inspiration is>he acts nervous, pusses out and just says that the obvious hand shaped object is a fireball>sub continues to ask what student's inspiration was for game, and now is mocking him by calling him "Fireball">student is flustered, and continues to puss out instead of manning up and just saying it
anyway>Same student looks pissed as fuck>is visibly angry with the election and is shocked that "people would vote for this idiot">every time someone tries to bring up election results he says "I don't want to talk about it"
meanwhile>All my patriotic friends talking about the future, and we notice the article announcing Russia wants to renew ties with U.S.>we proceed to dream about our future alliance with our Russian brethren>Red pill friend comes to school in a suit with a tie on from the Donald Trump signature collection>equally happy about the way the election played out as the rest of my friends>pic related, it's what the tie looked like
It was a pretty good day. Girlfriend also told me a few stories but will post if there's interest
I'm here in Austin for a conference. I was at 3Ten last night watching the election. Everyone was FREAKING the fuck out when they started knocking down states for Donald. I just kept drinking and having a good time, talking to some based dudes from Denmark who were also in for the conference.
Was pretty good night.
You probably should be more expressive with your thoughts and emotions. Considering no one you interacted with, or even your family for that matter had any idea about your beliefs or how you view the world...you sound a bit like an emotional tampon, sucking up other people's shit, but venting your own. That's not healthy.
Bad news for you, your bf is a nu male. Seek an actual male.
>>97538259>be me and friend>go to store to buy some delicious sweet tea>in line>cashier is talking to everyone being friendly>we come up>wearing MAGA hats (the classic red ones)>i ask her how shes doing? talk about my great day obviously trolling based on her discomfort>she looks down and doesn't say a word>walk out talking loudly and easy to hear with friend about how great of a day it is. the sky is blue and all is good in the world>mfw get fucked cucks
(1234.54 KB, 815x825)
Pretty good >At uni>no one really cares but a qt romenian girl and our prof>reveal my powerlevel and say how happy i am for trump victory >prof agrees with me with a "i hope he doesn't fuck up">qt romenian girl was for Hillary>asks me why i support a sexist racist billionaire>tell her how i think trump is the lesser evil , that hillary is very dangerous for international peace etc>she agrees with me and says she is a bit disappointed but maybe is for the greater good>tell her i liked talking with her and ask her out to dinner >she agrees
Well , that was good
yeah was this wet back cleaner at my work, I stayed calm though didn't say much
Do you think liberals know just how close things came to civil war?
been wearing my MAGA hat all day - made a point to go out at lunchtime to grab takeout - downtown is a depressed shithole and i was practically the only light of shining hope and it feels good
Tons of women got full on triggered by kids...even to the detriment of effecting their kids. Lol.
Just come back from the pub after having a laugh chatting about the election, all my mates were for Trump.
literally half my work didn't show up.
kek, good job anon
>get to work
>russian Ukrainian kid is chanting TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>"why are u so excited about trump hes gonna deport ur ass too"
>"no hes going to deport illegals not me"
>"nope hes comin straight down here to deport u"
You need to be 18 to post here kiddo come back when you graduate.
(13.25 KB, 366x329)
>go to college in Cuckifornia
>assblasted nu males on campus
>some professors canceled class
>landwhales with red eyes that looked as if they spent hours crying
>history professor compared Trump to Hitler
>driving home and saw trucks with american flags on them
Feels good knowing that not everyone is cucked here
I know a black girl who is posting saying" they caught a trump" and its literally just a video of 3 black people beating up a white guy. He's not even wearing anything trump related, he's just getting jumped.
>Me and friend at le tacos
>took 4 tacos, pass the salt to my hommie
>"there is enough salt around us"
> took a look around; Total chaos... everyone at tacos crying
>proceded to eat tacos and go back to school
Senior in high school. Turned 18 in February and registered to vote about a week after my birthday. Thanks for the concern though (^: Forgot to mention it in the post
I've been extremely vocal about my Trump support and that he'll win
Successfull predicted more states correctly than Nate fucking Copper, printed out maps and stuck them on our whiteboard
People are sad
People said Trump only won because Americans are dumb
I come in to work at 4pm Sydney time (when election result is clear), literally shouting
TOLD YOU SO
YOU WERE WRONG
Came up to people, got in their face and said, HEY REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID TRUMP HAS NO CHANCE? WELL YOU WERE WRONG
won $225 in bets at work
won 8k online, and made this very obvious to everyone
Printed trump support posters
People are shaking their heads, so sad. I have a massive grin on my face
I also brought in an expensive bottle of wine and started drinking at 5pm
"c-c-c-can I have some anon?"
"only if you want to celebrate the trump victory with me"
fucking best day ever
(8.29 KB, 241x209)
I'm crying tears of joy.
(18.28 KB, 499x499)
>diversity class on Election Day
>wear my MAGA hat for good luck and pissing off the most pro-Clinton class on my schedule
>get around to doing online discussion assignment tonight. replied to in minutes
>"Wow, you must really be a white supremacist."
>nothing in my post could be interpreted as white supremacy
This has to be election salt. Oh yeah, and a couple of niggers in my Philosophy class said they were going to kill Trump. If I knew their names they'd be gone.
>>97565433>won $225 in bets at work>won 8k online, and made this very obvious to everyone
Nice. I actually thought he'd lose. I stayed away from /pol/ for more than month.
An intern learned of the election and prophetized WW3. I said it would be more likely to happen with Hillary. He told me to move to the USA.He said it was probably my dream and "Brazilians like you would be welcomed there"
This wild assumption made me angry. I told him to go to Venezuela. When he said goodbye, I said farewell, we are not going to meet again, since you banned me from the country"
SJW steak salt.jpg
(31.27 KB, 600x400)
>Putting all this salt to good use
Gordon Ramsay is creaming his kaki's.
Everyone was like hell yea and motivated as fuck
Me and my university flatmates just opened up a bottle of Disaronno to celebrate Trumps victory.
My sisters pissed off.
(1092.16 KB, 1758x2197)
Everyone I woke with is super pumped for Trump. But I don't work with faggots or niggers.
This seems so shitty.
Why not throw them in a padded cell or something.
>>97538259>go to work>workplace is staffed with mostly hillary supporters and hispanics that cannot actually vote in the US>still hear light-hearted jokes about ICE cleaning the place out regularly>we just shake our heads in collective bewilderment and disgust at how fucking retarded the dramababies committing suicide/running to canada/actually fucking rioting in California are
Only trump supporter that I am aware of at my workplace, but all in all it wasn't that bad. We speculated a bit about how the presidency was going to go, and went about our daily lives.
holy shit what
that was painful to read desu
>work with a bunch of mexicans who are literally afraid of being deported despite being citizens of the US
>one black guy i work with also voted trump
>we made fun of the mexicans but not to their faces because we're pussies
To be fair, I would have been crushed if trumper lost, and there were lots of comments on this board exploring the idea of offing themselves in that case too.
The more you know
>>97538259>gf mad at me for voting Trump>got talked to at work for wearing MAGA hat to work and discussing politics (politely) >everyone in MN is depressed
I LOVE THE SHADENFREUDE!
(379.67 KB, 986x789)
I can't wait to see our politicians bend over for Trump.
Work for walmart
completely opposite story>Sat alone at lunch for first time since I started
I voted for Hillary (American citizen too), but even I don't think a Trump victory is the end of the world unlike a lot of people here. I live in Melbourne, which is lefty central, and people are organising protests against Trump as if anyone in the US even cares what a bunch of hipsters in Australia think.
I was disgusted and a bit afraid at first yesterday, but feel fine today. Life will go on and not much will change. Watching lefties cannibalize each other over Bernie Sanders and Clinton is a kek though.
wish i went into my super liberal class today, because they were so smug and self-assured yesterday that he was going to win. but i was up until 6 watching the election and the aftermath, and taking one day off wasn't going to fuck me up too badly
my friends were bitching all night but at work people didn't talk about it
is it possible to get a white gf trump supporter in south california? or should i just give up hope?
(134.29 KB, 277x293)
I work in immigration for the fed in Washington and everyone is worried about how the transition will be. Our Asylum officers assume their overseas trips to comfy consulates are going to get cancelled, kek
Working on alienating myself from my (very liberal) group of """friends""""
I've seen their true colors over these past few days and I'd rather be alone than associate with those people
(104.60 KB, 512x512)
>>97538259>From highly progressive circles in middle/upper-middle class well educated area>Not even American and everyone is whining>"Xenophobic racist homophobic idiots" on every single status >Dad is visibly upset, engage in discussion, explain things to him, he gets more upset and does the typical ad hominem and walks away
mfw meme power beats all
I had a wonderful day. One girl dressed in all black and had clearly been crying, everyone else was just kinda somber and weren't around much all day. I didn't rub it in, trying to be gracious and all, but I won't pretend I didn't enjoy myself.
sounds pretty great 2bh
what job you got senpai?
>Go into work
>A lot of people clearly disappointed.
>Everyone lives their lives and works as normal.
I can translate for you /pol/tards
>EVERYONE WAS BTFO
>"I'M MOVING TO CANADA"
>>97538259>most of my co-workers were pumped and having a great time>one brown guy who works there is platinum mad, doesn't speak to anyone all day, and leaves early
>attending a university in the state of Oregon
>election just called pretty late
>go over to gf's wearing a trump shirt
>she opens the door and immediately says she doesn't want to hear the gloating
>finally going to bed ask her why she doesn't like trump, "he's a misogynist"
>too tired to debate her
Im going over later to debate her and tell her not to go the feminist route
Oh at work i also drank from a water bottle labeled Liberal Tears and made yummy sounds
>>97538259>Go to work>Walk into morning meeting room>All males>90% white>People high fiving and laughing>Smiles and cheerful faces everywhere
Feels good working as a mechanic at a shipyard even if i'm in a blue state.
Only one guy was pissed. He is the biggest bitch in our shop and the only nu-male. Also he is a shitty mechanic.
>>97538259>go to college class>organic chemistry>3 guys in class including me>one was whining about Bernie>other guy voted trump and said that out loud>brown girl in front of him says, "I'm a colored woman born to immigrants, so I'm afraid.">brown girl had obviously practice that line, says it verbatim later in class>walk around campus >everyone in disbelief
good on you, anon
(17.71 KB, 400x400)
everyone is acting like it's the day after 9/11
UT Austin libfag college here
(65.20 KB, 517x768)
>>97538259> go to class> class starts talking about how Trump will be assassinated > remember that Mike Pence is his VP pick> cry more because they think he's worse> go to another class> prof. looks like he's been through hell > probably got no sleep> tells us about suicide and how if we are suicidal, we should call the hotline>mfw
UT Austin bro here
>>97538259>one girl didnt show up
Undercover Trump supporter
shut up and start making america great again
Aggie here, few despicables protested this morning on campus. Everyone gave them gtfo looks. Feels good man
(7.90 KB, 323x241)
mfw a bunch of liberals give me a nasty look cause im white, blond hair, and blue eyes.
Serious question, would now be a good time for a holiday in Mexico? How fucked is the peso?
>go to job filled with liberals
>everyone says they are moving to Canada
>company relocated to Canada
>now I'm Canadian
>spent all afternoon redpilling mummy
She used the words racist, sexist, misogynist, predator, chauvinist and dickhead in the same sentence and I'm not sure if it was directed at me or Donald
One thing is for certain, I had to make my own tendies last night
I swear my town and state were fucking dead today. I live in NJ so super liberal here. Thing is I don't know how to feel. Like I saw the votes coming in lastt night and I started shaking and i didn't know
if this this was excitement or shock.
For some reason I'm looking forward to a president who isn't a politician and one at that
who's gonna tackle illegal immigration
Overall how should I fucking feel guys? I've always been moderate leaning right
I've been shitposting all day on FB. I haven't posted there in a year but now I'm just using it to get all the faggot lefties who disagree with me to delete me. Good way to know your real friends from your enemies.
Also campus is like a fucking funeral lol.
>show up to work
>everyone mad trump won, saying it'll start a war
>explain what did shiallary
>own it up maga all the way
2016 was a great year, first the euros, now this
was getting caught part of your plan.jpg
(49.31 KB, 533x784)
>have job interview
>small talk with interviewer
>mention the election
>we both have a laff
>he's smiling through the entire interview after that
>pretty sure I got the job in the bag
(168.92 KB, 293x292)
>be in group of facebook cucks (pretty much lgtb+ and cucks associated) for tl;dr reasons
>pretty much never posted in the group, merely stayed in there for the stated purpose of growing my hate for this kind of retards
>Sweettears.jpg , LiteralFourthReich.jpeg
>Proceed to KEK, no fucks given
>Some fat lesbian cries because they think they are going to be murdered by hordes of racists
> Deal the maieutics card, propose gun training and self-defence if they fear for themselves
>pretty much get them to admit they aren'T actually afraid and are doing it for attention because they basicalyl reply "nah can't be arsed to learn self-defence even though i fear for my life lel"
>some mongoloid-looking chick cries that we should be teaching white people not to be racist oppressors instead of preaching about self-defence
>get banned from the group
Don't really get a lot of liberals coming into work at this hotel. Lots of folks have wanted to talk politics lately and they've nearly all been Trump voters.
I can't FUCKING WAIT to go to classes tomorrow, though. I'm a goddamn Psych undergraduate. This is gonna be great.
Social media is filled with people crying, naturally.
>>97546472>supports the MAGA movement >takes the absolute piss at work
It's all right bongo, today was for gloating anyway
(21.96 KB, 429x403)
>Get off work at 230pm PST
>go home and nap, work started early and I was up all night watching /pol/
>too early to tell
>wake up at 6pm
>thngs are looking spicy
>go out to make a beer run around 730
>have to honk at lady at 4-way stop because she wont go, shes looking down at her phone
>bar is packed
>crowed less than jubilant, lots of dim faces, no laughter, mothers clutching thier children
>tv says trumps going to win
>i try to have a friendly chat with bat tender about the beer im getting
>they just nod and keep working
>people start to look at me because Im not in a pissy mood
>leave bar happy with my selection
>get back on /pol/
All I know is I didnt want Hillary. Didnt even vote, cause my state is tie-dyed blue
>Make 250$ bet over a year ago with friend that Trump will lose
>I ain't even mad, MAGA
>>97544026>college intro philosophy class>teacher want to show the value of philosophy>class is allowed to speak about anything they want>white girl raises her hand "did anybody actually vote for trump">everybody just looks at her>black girl is scared about the nation taking a step backwards in social equality>Muslim girl is scared of pence>another black girl is shocked that Hilary would ever lose>white male says trump is evil>everyone saying that trump is literally hitler>black girl says "today has just been so exhausting and everyone is so depressed">no one could see that trump desevered to win against a sociopathic criminal>everyone is 18-19 except for juniors and some transfer students
University in Philly here, they are still so fucking conceited. I swear to God, they actually believe they have a monopoly on morality and that Trump won because the unwashed masses just weren't educated. I've been laughing in their faces all day. High fived some white maintenance guys, great feeling.
Knowing smirk and wink between me and a complete stranger on campus today.
My russian girlfriend is happy with me ^__^
(561.02 KB, 704x493)
>>97538259>huge hippie protest on campus>Trump supporters driving by in their pick up trucks, honking and taunting them>Hippies start burning the American flag>Truckers start getting angry>Currently a big protest standoff between the two downtown
Live from Athens, GA it's townies and frat guys versus hippie faggots and bernie bros! My friend lives in an apartment that overlooks the protest and he's sending us pics of them burning shit and blasting Shadilay out his window at them
(361.54 KB, 555x350)
people from Quebec city are pro trump and the ones from Montreal are anti-trump. not a single person has said anything about hillary. the anti-trump are aggressive as fuck and are constantly spewing their shit on facebook
>mfw canacucks care this much about some guy leading another country
>>97571415>Listening to CBC radio all day>Normally end up shouting at my radio at least twice during the course of the day>Today? Salt, libtears, butthurt, buzzwords>Ended up laughing at my radio all day
(48.33 KB, 512x423)
He did it.png
(190.02 KB, 929x706)
So that's what that's called. Thanks for the knowledge.
What is it with you leafs and liking Cheshire cats? Every single one of you that posts MG shit posts that smug fucking cat. Not complaining just wondering.
all the people who think ww3 will start are too pussy to fight in ww3 ergo the reaction lacks the catalyst to ever start
> old sell out boomers visibly irritated calling trump names and making death threats.
> most of the younger millennials are just chill, probably bernouts who said, some trump, some don't care much.
> feminist bitches visibly upset
> black peoples seem split, some were joyful (probably voted trump), others look like they wanted to cry or were angry.
> hispanics were nearly all frowns
> middle aged whites 30's to 40's are mostly smiles and trump conversations.
I wore all red today to see what kind of reactions I may trigger.
Oh and also I wrote "TRUMP 2016" on a bunch of windshields in the new snow
Was up at 5am to check the results, spent the morning drinking coffee and reading pol with that song blaring at full volume. Ficing great way to start the day.
(177.66 KB, 400x400)
> dont care about politics
> think its all a scam/distraction
> think /pol/ is a joke
> never post / lurk
> wake up to news
> Oh Fuck, they were right for once
> walk the streets
> all lads have big smiles
> enjoy the misery of alt chicks
> librarian says, " this is how nazi germany started"
> start laughing
> should have visited sooner
>>97538259>Facebook family posting random facebook shit about it>Facebook friends posting random "lol the world is fucked" posts>Work was ecstatic, constant jokes about the peso and the wall, we all hate celebrity cunts also so plenty of banter about the smug wankers getting fucked up, just like with brexit>Girlfriend thinks its funny, but doesn't understand why>Cousin bet on Trump, made Â£2600 something, he's gonna blow it all at Butlins or some shit
MOMS GONNA FREAK
(287.13 KB, 1440x2560)
here's some butthurt from my tumbrlina/weeaboo/spic gf
Well your boyfriend is a pussy.
(280.40 KB, 1440x2560)
>I'm a straight, white cis male
>women have been giving me looks all day
>can feel some sort of tension in the air
>sister comes home
>on the phone with some bimbo
>"I can't believe a GOOD person like Bernie Sanders, nobody wanted him! But they want this evil, disgusting MAN instead!"
>she literally said "I will move to Canada
(274.34 KB, 1440x2560)
(290.76 KB, 1440x2560)
(480.14 KB, 1440x2560)
(589.21 KB, 1440x2560)
(1038.99 KB, 1440x2560)
(276.88 KB, 1440x2560)
(273.88 KB, 1440x2560)
(259.86 KB, 1440x2560)
>>97572673>they were right for once
We're always right
(280.05 KB, 1440x2560)
(295.59 KB, 1440x2560)
(29.10 KB, 474x474)
>be white privileged male
>walking into night shift
>bangladeshi girl in canteen
>always talk politics
>me "what a time to be alive"
>silence 30 secs
>she explodes and starts yelling about white privilege and oppression
>Some of my friends actually crying
>Mostly the sand niggers
>My favorite meme one of them posted was "Yo the boat ride back to Guyana gon' be lit"
>Me and my friend were talking about outsourcing and how Apple is fucked
Meh, I think I'm too dumb to actually feel anything about this, this was my first election being able to vote
(102.42 KB, 746x500)
>Walk into work
>look at my 3 male coworkers and 2 female co workers
>Say 'The madman did it"
>The guys say "hell yea boi" keep in mind one of them is 56
>1 female is also laughing
>other female literally calls us all racist sexists
>disbelief on all our faces
>we thought she was a cool gal until now.
>we brush it off as sarcasm and laugh
>2 hours later boss walks in, the girl from earlier a PTSD attack and had to go home
>Boss asks us what she said to us, we tolled him she called us all racist sexists.
>boss literally makes up a plan for us to lie about her abusing us to get her fired
>ironically I work at a suicide prevention center, we have been getting calls all day from sjw's about trump, we hang up on every one
>None of us actually give a shit about preventing suicide we just spew bullshit over the phone and talk to people
(237.43 KB, 601x601)
I've been smug all fucking day even I can't contain it.
One of my coworkers quit because the job was "too hard" all of a sudden but I could tell he was triggered for other reasons.
You picked a winner
Enough with the blog seth, just post what's actually funny if there even is anything remotely interesting