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>"Hi, yes, I am, uh your uh, how you say, antagonist, or uh, in common parlance, if you will, villain, as you would say?"
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>>38665306

>"Ah, well, I see, uh, that you are, uh, how do I put it, not impressed? Impressed, yes, well, uh, I see that I now, have uh, a crisisofconfidence, in, say, what I would call, my nemesis. Well, you see, that's not a problem because ICANBENDBEESMOTHERFUCKER"
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>>38665615
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Who made this thread in my honor?
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>>38665847

>Ah, I see that, you, uh, are this, impostor, as they like to call them in the, uh, english language. Well, I have some, VERY bad news for you, I'm about to, uh, bend bees into your orifices.
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>>38665262
>how you say
That ruined it. I instantly started hearing a foreign accent Goldblum doesn't have.
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What race is he?

He looks Indian. Or Italian.
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>>38665920
You. I like you. And. Your thread. I think it's very. Funny. Please.


Continue.

Bees. Hilarious.
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>>38666031
Jewish
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>>38665920

>Ah, yes, but, uh, which one of us? Isinfact, theee, uhhh, real, Goldblum?
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But is Jeff Goldblum immortal? Are his methods supernatural?
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>>38666071
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>>38665920
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>>38665615
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>>38666184

Or cheap parlor tricks...?
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>>38666215
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>>38666312

>combustion-man has an orgasm.png
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bamp for more Goldblum speek
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In all seriousness Goldblum should do voiceacting. Or narrate Audiobooks.

That voice of his is super pleasant .