RAPE

Tender, consensual sex

>>31957881
I SAID RAPE!

>>31957883
NO RAPE!

IT'S RARITY DAY

TALK ABOUT RARITY

>>31957888
i would rape her in the horse vagina

>>31957883
SEX SO TENDER AND CONSENSUAL THAT YOUR SOULS BOND AND YOU BECOME ONE

I need more The Social Network comics with ponies.

SOON IT SHALL BEGIN

THE EPISODE THAT WILL BOLSTER MOST OF THE RAIRITY SHIPS

>>31957892
OH YEAH

WELL I WOULD RAPE HER IN HER REGULAR VAGINA

>>31957888

>>31957861

AHH!

PONIES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjIwN95qoo

Daily reminder that Scootaloo is best pony.

*sigh* ANOTHER Rarity episode.

Hopefully she'll leave for good.

>>31957914
Not in a million years.

>>31957912
I want a plushie for myself so I can make clothes for it

enjoy liking your inferior waifus

>>31957914
>implying I haven't done that already my Queen

>>31957914
>plebians
It's plebeians, you plebeian.

>>31957928
Discord was just an annoying villain with a wonderful voice.

>>31957930
>implying I'm not getting the Queen pack for Rock Band next week to sing Don't Stop Me Now

>>31957928
>Eris

I don't get it.

Also why is 4chan X eating all my posts.

>>31957939
>Discord
>Annoying

>>31957929
>not having Rarity as your lord and mistress
People do this?

>>31957948
Eris is the god of chaos.

one day my waifu will be canon

one day

>>31957948

The fucking Greek Goddess of discord. C'mon man.

>>31957914
>>31957952
The Codex Astartes does not support this action.

>>31957961
>>31957965
Oh. I'm more of a Norse mythology guy myself.

Oh man did I miss the new episode??

>>31957942
>implying I give two shits about Rock Band and that everyone who plays that abomination of a "game" shouldn't be tossed out of a plane and shot in midair

>>31957967

shutup leandros

>>31957964
>having a non-canon waifu

>>31957952
>mistress Rarity

Oh, my...

>>31957980
Yup sorry. It'll never re-air and nobody will ever upload it to youtube.

>>31957930
>>31957942
>>31957981
Those are a ridiculous implications. Good thing none of them are true.

guys I have a boner

what do

>>31958009
eat it

>>31958009
Masturbate, silly!

I ship your favorite pony x your least favorite pony

>>31958009
BarrelRoll

Erryone get your reservations at the fluffy stream

spaces are running out

Part of me wants to play vidya, but the other part of me knows that if I do, there's no way I'll be able to stop in time for the new episode.

Speaking of which, any streams ready yet?

>>31958009
Fap. Obviously.
In the spirit of the thread, to the idea of Rarity's horn glowing as she straps you into a specially designed bridle, locking a bit in your mouth and starting to give commands

>>31958009
rule34.paheal.net

Did somebody say song?

>>31958009
Do what I refuse to and jerk off. Seriously. Draenei porn. It helps quite more than you'd expect.

Toola Roola is mai waifu.

>>31958009

Don't click on this, for starters.

>>31958031
40% of spots left with an hour to go.

This is pretty typical.

What's a good stream for some one who has a shitty computer, and has never been in a live stream before? Also, Drawing Twilight as Magic Man afterwards.

>>31958009
Don't worry anon, I'll help you

>>31958045
Rarity wouldn't call her AJ, immersion is lost.

new aposade...
8 minute????

>>31958049

Someone go privately message Plantman Fluffy's secret stream

seriously

>>31958049
>>31958049
>>31958049
>>31958049

derpyhooves.com

all links, all the time, all day erryday.

>>31958031
>>31958048

Damn it how do I get a reservation.

>>31958061

1 Hour, 8 minutes.

>>31958042
I have the perfect picture for this.

Where the hell are the streams?

>>31958049
Holy fuck, now where the hell have YOU been?

There used to a pony called Tic-Tac-Toe that had tic-tac-toe for a cutie mark, I'd like to see her in FiM.

>>31958074
Yeesh those heads are gigantic

>>31958076
>>31958076
>>31958076

derpyhooves.com

all links, all the time, all day erryday.

FOREVERRRRR!!!

>>31958080
Away. I'm not that big into ponies as I was a while ago, but I like to pop in every once in a while. So this Is a Rarity episode?

>>31958091
>people were :O :O :O talking about the show

what a fag

I'm bored of speaking about pornography. Let us try to discuss how long until Equestrians achieve space flight.

>>31958053
I... uh...

What?

Did she spend too much time in the Void?

>>31958102
i know right

>>31958100

Yes, it is a Rarity episode, it also has a song.

>>31958100
no it's a nyx and griffy episode

>>31958031
link?

need find stream

>>31958072

Someone? Please?

>>31958103
Never.

I'm bored of space flight talk. Let's talk about how long before the ponies overtake the globe and crowd the other species into extinction.

>>31958103
>>31958103

They already have.

>>31958100
It's pretty much the most obvious episode so far to guess what'll happen, but yeah.

and it's a shame you're not as into ponies as before, but what's there to do about that, huh.

Selling VIP spots in Fluffy's stream, $10 each. Paypal in email field.

>>31958139
You get on the channel

>>31958042

>>31958112
>it also has a song.

Link, now.

>>31958145
Oh gosh yes.
Toola roola is the rainbowest pony

>>31957914

our fashionable liege?

i made that joke AGES AGO. AND NOBODY LIKED IT...

>>31958144

No shit, I'm asking if anyone would be willing to send me the link in private.

>>31958157
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q_skqb5fAIY/TtmNKhH-MfI/AAAAAAAAA0E/-6yrSWcm7WE/s1600/leaksong.jpg

get in the fluffy stream quick so you can talk about how shit /co/ is

>>31958157
DH

>>31958157

http://www.derpyhoovesnews.net/2011/12/new-song-confirmed-for-tomorrows.html

>>31958160
Well gimme an email.

link to fluffys stream?

>>31958142
Yeah, I kinda ponied out after the first week of Season 2. But I'm slowly making a comeback.

>>31958172

>>31958172

i'd like fluffy's stream too.

>So what are the names of the ponies human counterparts? I'm guessing:

Twilight Sparkle - Seria Tanban
Pinkie Pie - Patty Partex
Apple Jack - Joan Argros
Rainbow Dash - Delia Renard
Rarity - Ms. Reverex
Fluttershy - Sandra Fiope
Princess Celestia - Calypso Parene
Princess Luna - Laura Parene
Applebloom - Beatrice Argros
Derpy Hooves - Halley Dimlit

>>31958190
>>31958172
same here

>>31958184
So you've seen the previous episodes then?

What is it with you people and songs? Every fucking week every other post is "Where's the song?" "No song? Worst episode EVER!!!1111" "No song this week. Feels bad man..." The songs aren't even that good. Calm down.

>>31958204
>>31958209
Can't right now gotta go

>>31958213
faggot

so what's Strawberry Shortcake up to this week? Is it nothing of interest as usual?

Why doesn't someone from this thread make a stream?

I would but MLP doesn't even air in my country.

>>31958208

True, I was appalled that last week´s episode of Strawberry Shortcake did not have a song, yet, I didn´t try to set the internet on fire because of that.

>>31958223
>>31958223
>>31958223
>>31958223

Derpyhooves.com

All links, all streams, all the time, 24/7 just for you.

>>31958205
Yep. The last 2 were disappointing IMO

All right, a friend of mine convinced me to watch this.

Is Season 1 all good in quality or does it take a while to find its footing? And if so, what episode does it get noticeably better?

I wanna make sure and give the show a fair chance.

Awesome. I was expecting spam.

>>31958223
I would, but I have no way of hooking up to the TV, and my internet may or may not be able to even handle it.

>>31958208
BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

>stream is saying terse likes show stoppers and hates lesson zero

what

>>31958233
share please

>>31958229
...Dude, I can understand being dissappointed in MDW, but MtBPW was awesome.

>>31958240
It's true, tragically.

>>31958228
I thought we decided to put this in the OP for threads just before new episodes air.

>>31958228

Oh thanks, I didn't know it had streams.

>>31958233
Could you link me as well?

>>31958247
i can understand liking both of them, but one that far over the other?

>>31958249
>>31958249

Apparently our known thread makers are not doing it.

Which Pony would you fuck hardest?
I'd choose Pinkie cause I want to hear what kind of sounds she makes.
My friend choose Applejack cause "She can take it"

>>31958190

some of them stand out really well. and it took us 7 eps to get a song, A REALLY GOOD SONG, but only one song whereas season one had one in episode 2.

>>31958244
I actually liked MDW better. Both episodes had the same lesson, just different ways to get to it.

Remember, I'm restreaming Fluffy's stream
but for now, a little pre-pony Balto (and I'll finish it up after ponies. after that it's Despicable Me)
http://www.livestream.com/ponee

oh wow, fluffy's stream is fucking awesome. I can't believe I didn't get in on this sooner, thanks guys! dat HD quality

>>31958231
The first two pilot episodes are noticably different than the rest, much more like the older series. The rest you can watch in basically any order, it's slice of life.

>>31957861

>>31958231

Just watch them in chronological order.

>>31958231

I started watching them recently, and I thought the first couple of episodes were a little bland, but it gets a lot better after that.

>>31958258
Yeah I guess they just might not have been around for that, oh well. It would just really help cut back on the common question we seem to get every week on Saturday mornings.

>>31958272
Is that order of release or order the episodes take place in?

>>31958277
No it didn't. You just got brainwashed.

>implying I'll get a stream link

>>31958280
The order the episodes take place in is really vague, just watch them the way they're numbered.

>>31958228

>Go into one of the linked streams
>People RPing as ponies.

>>31958267

Hey you forgot your name missy.

>>31958280

Order of release. Like the other anon said, the pilot differs from the rest of the show, and the show goes up in quality as it progresses.

>>31958298
Just close the chat and use /co/ instead.
It's not the most convenient way but whatcha gonna do.

>>31958222
They're up to this.

>No talent scout has ever seen this!

>>31958228
Aw, I usually go with Basil, but he's not on today.

>>31958298

Yeah, you may want to "shop" around for streams to find one without chat or turn chat off altogether.

>>31958302
Yeah, sorry! Normally I don't have to put it back in the name field.

Anyone have a link to Applejack the Ripper's Hubworld webrip of The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well?

Everyone needs to get in this stream.
http://www.bronystate.net/theatre/pinkie/
it's where I'm at, so it's got to be awesome.

fluffy died

>>31958307
>>31958313

I might just wait till it's on Pony Archive. Internet playing up anyway, streams are lagging for me.

>>31958294
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>>31958329
pinkie room is best room

>>31958332
Yeah he was a ghost for a while then he got better.

>>31958335

Have fun waiting till Midnight tonight. Xyro who provides the encodes to them isn't going to be around till evening US time.

>>31958311
This show is painful to look at.

RARIFAGS STRONG! BRING IT ON DASHFAGS!

>>31958329
>>31958337
does anyone know how to increase the font size in the chat rooms @ bronystate?

>>31958332
What if his spirit returns on Christmas Eve to warn us of the coming of three ghost ponies?

>>31958352
Dash hast the power of rainbows on her side.
That's like, the most powerful substance in mlp

>>31958355
take out the graphics card
blow
put it back in

>>31958336
Fuck. I can't believe I misspelled languor.

I'm tired.

>>31958347

I can wait.

>>31958335

Or you can wait for Youtube.

They are usually up in an hour after the episode airs.

IT'S ON!!!

I think it'd be funny if, as Rarity is leaving or what have you, a crying Derpy hugs her and Rarity has NO IDEA who she is.

Which stream is everyone on?

>>31958332

ded floofy.

>>31958408

>>31958420
>weeaboo tripfag

yeah like we'd tell you

I AM READY
WAIT!
LET ME JUST GO RINSE MY MOUTH OUT

basil not streaming
whats a good stream with no lag?

>>31958355
Ctrl+W

>>31958438
We'll be waiting.

>>31958448
http://www.bronystate.net/theatre/pinkie/

>>31958420

The HUB HD

>>31958448

READING IS HARD

http://www.derpyhoovesnews.net/2011/12/s2e9-sweet-elite-streams-youtubes.html

http://www.derpyhoovesnews.net/2011/12/s2e9-sweet-elite-streams-youtubes.html

http://www.derpyhoovesnews.net/2011/12/s2e9-sweet-elite-streams-youtubes.html

http://www.derpyhoovesnews.net/2011/12/s2e9-sweet-elite-streams-youtubes.html

>>31958458
What tumblr is that.
I need to know so that I can uh avoid it if I ever happen to stumble across it.

30 minutes

Listening to Queen until the episode starts

>>31958394
That's my plan. I find it much easier to watch for some reason.

>>31958481
late as usual

Berrykin Bloom must have won the talent show prize through BRIBERY.

No Fluffy? I'm berry disappointed.

>>31958458

W-what is this

NOOOOOoooo!!!

CHERRY JAM IS LEAVING TOWN!!!

>>31958495
He might be just offfline on steam?

>>31958488
really, it's sooo much easier to deal with than stream-induced lag and low-tier quality.

>>31958494

People pay attention to Strawberry Shortcake before ponies start?

This terrifies me, I keep that stuff muted

>>31958502

We also watch Strawberry Shortcake for the plot.

>>31958502
Top notch American quality entertainment.

>>31958495
Fluffy is on now

playing Dan Vs before the episode

>>31958502
Better than the new Looney Tunes cartoons.

>>31958502

How else am I suppose to knock out that easy one before ponies?!?

>>31958510

If by plot you mean berry puns then yes. I watch it for the glorious plot.

>>31958502
It's fun to riff on.

Finished this song yesterday, any thoughts?

http://soundcloud.com/huphupmusic/eka-west-re-uh

>>31958517
Yeah, sadly he's given up on Strawberry Shortcake it seems. I haven't got my fix in weeks.

Basil stream is down, where else can I watch it?

Dear Princess Celestia,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8QQQo_CEI

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>31958521

Yep, those delicious berry puns.

>>31958502
I want to fuck my Fruity Waifus.
Deal with it.

WHO'S IT GONNA BE

inb4 Rainbow Dash three-peat

>>31958559
20 clams on the tree

>>31958559
Rarity.

>>31958559
The third is the charm

>>31958542
You sound a bit like Jack Black.
I like you.

>>31958542

Pretty good, not really my sort of music though.

AIR SWIMMERS EXTWEME!

>>31958570
Yer file name is erroneous.

>>31958547
You can find a stream here.
>>31958228

>>31958542
>Don't burn to bright
SHIT NIGGER IT'S TOO

Dat penguin hairdo.

>>31958600
FIXED

>>31958618

MY HAIR IS A BIRD YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

>>31958629

YOUR ARGUMENT WASN'T BERRY GOOD ANYWAYS

do we need new tread

>>31958638
60 bits on AJ convincing Rarity to stay

>>31958644
We're at 62 images and 217 posts. I don't think so.

I can't decide if I should pop out the stream and watch this thread or just stick with the chat.

>>31958644
nah

>>31958638

SOON

If new thread please put the derpyhooves.com site as source for streams.

Otherwise, I may start charging them for publicity.

>>31958644

No, we've got like 90 images to go and we arent even autosaging yet.

Why is the thread image gone?

>>31958670
Because mods, moot, ect.

Lowest fanbase.

Who's ready to have some surprise buttsex?

>>31958700

Suprising butt fun?

>>31958667
Actually it's called bump limit but hey, what do I know.

>>31958699

I find it funny that I would probably like her more if she ditched the hat entirely. Don't ask me why.

Lemon´s gonna go bald with that many hairdos.

>>31958638
AJ AND RARITY WILL KISS AND THEN FUCK

>>31958707
Surprising scary butt fun

So, who's in favor of killing this thread real quick so we've got a fresh one for the new episode?

>>31958710
>AJ without a hat

>>31958719
Nay

OH GOD

GO VOTE NOW YOUR FART-KNOCKERS!

http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/content/show-special-content/naughty-or-nice/indexround1.html

>>31958719
Hear, hear

>>31958710
> Not liking AJ for her hat

>>31958710
Yes, her mane is the best of the main 6.
I don't care either way, best pony in any case.

>>31958710
>Not wanting someone to wear a hat

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS ENTIRE UNIT.

Strawberry shortcake is mai waifu

>>31958729

http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/content/show-special-content/naughty-or-nice/indexround4.html

YFW your votes mean nothing.

>>31958729
>no purchase necessary many will enter few will win
yes pinkie
read the fine print to me baby
aw yeah

>>31958746

Eh, the hub has learned.

End Results: Pinkie & Megatron.

>>31958719
Nah, we won't be posting many images while it's airing anyway.

Where is everyone?

http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com

>>31958770
streams

>>31958770
Fapping

>>31958770
Stream chat?

>>31958699
> Can't crap rainbows
> Can't do crazy magic
> Can't be fabulous
> Can't be cute
> Can't be funny
> Also no episodes

No shit.

>>31958770

Chilling in the streams. Only 6 minutes left dontchaknow?

>>31958729

That page implies that Pinkie isn't a hero.

Fuck you Hub.

>not watching MLP with your pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL BEST S2 EPISODE

ARE YOU FUCKIGN READY

>>31958713
>AJ and Rarity
>Not AJ and Dash

Last ep pretty much nailed that to the ground. With the kissing. IMMORTALIZED AS MY FRIEND!

I'm reasonably excited

God Strawberry Shortcake is terrible

>>31958776
> bronies

Those bugs creep me out...

>>31958796
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT

>>31958789
But the best episode was weeks ago.

Do they have percentage results for previous rounds or just the rounds in progress?

In the name of Allah, we must

REACH IMAGE LIMIT

My Malik, for over an hour now we have languished in a thread with no OP image. This state has damaged our prestige and made it hard to assert ourselves to our fellow Islamic states. If we wish to do the will of Allah, we must reach the image limit so that we can make a new thread.

>>31958804
The whole show creeps me out.

Dem animal hairdos.

>>31958806

Cuz I dont want to miss a second of ponies

berries can't into jokes

Prepare for OOC episode, Rarity would sell herself for a Canterlot pimp anytime.

Why wont it stop so ponies can start.

>>31958753

Oh god

Pinkie Pie is Hasbros lawyer.

Cosmo did a normal pic of Toola I can't find I have to go resave, and one of her raping Cheerilee

Joowz is derping as fuck, I hate you all guys

>>31958826
There are 12 other streams

>>31958826
joowz is fine
midnight_run is borken

>>31958826
http://www[.]bronystate.net/theatre/applejack/
Now stop crying.

THIS IS THE THREAD WE SHALL STAY IN

>>31958780
>Can't be cute
Okay, now you just lying out your ass man. Also I find her pretty funny.

>>31958796
>>31958806

Icanfaptothis.jpg

>>31958840

>using applejack
>not twilight

>>31958822
>raping Cheerilee

Stop.

>>31958844
Nice dubs.

>>31958699
>Implying that isn't a good thing

>>31958845
AJ >>>>>>>>>>> Twilight

IT BEGINS

>>31958847

GOGOGO!

rarity is best poni

it is time

This fashion reviewer isn't even close to Hoity Toity.

PONIES!

HERE WE GO

HUSH YOU BUCKERS!!!

IT IS NOW TIME FOR PONIES!!!

>>31958845
yes, this man knows what's up.

HAHA TIME FOR PONY

>>31958729
>Not voting for Dan
Also its time for ponies.

HERE WE GO

Song time now then?

>>31957861
OH GOD THAT ROOM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

HOLY SHIT

HAHA, TIME FOR PONIES!

aaaand we're already in fetish territory

SUCK MY VAG, RARITY PONY

I AM SOMEWHAT EXCITED

>rairty is a royal suckup

Oh all the porn that will born from this...

I´d kiss Celestia´s hooves.

Oh wait.

Ahaha oh wow
Dis gon b good

>rarity will never kiss your hooves

>>31958901
I'D DO IT, I'D DO IT SO HARD

HAHA RARITY YOU FILTHY SLUT LICK THOSE DIRTY HOOVBES CUNT YEAH YOU LIKE IT

oh boy..

RARILESTIA OTP THANK YOU

>>31958900

>Celestia Rarity scene
Couldn't have started any better

Snails' dad has to work two jobs to support the family.

That intro pisses me off.

STRAWBERRY SHITCAKE OVER AT LAST

PREPARE FOR PONY

WHICH STREAM IS ERRYONE AT?

Kissing celestias hooves is canon!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

in b4 porn of the bellboy

Last minute stream get in here

http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com
http://joowz.com

>Snails cousin

Why would they recolor Snails, of all things?

Celestia confirmed for Tyrant and anyone who doesn't lick her hooves will be imprisoned and worse.

welp we have 2 new otp and 2 new rape fic to write

>CELESTIA IS BACK

THIS EPISODE

IS FUCKING AWESOME

ALREADY

Fuck American commercials, ponies, I love you all.

♥

>Dat Rarity hoof worshipping Celestia.

>>31958930
Because they hate Faceless

Hoof kissing.
Oh yes.

To kiss the hooves of your goddess. Heretical?

In before Glitter Glue draws shitloads of art featuring Baggage Buck.

BOOYAH

THE ADS ARE MY FAVORITE PART OF THE SHOW

>reusing Snails's model

He has bad hair and zits and sounds like the nerd from Futurama. I don't really like him.

>Hoof worship
This is going to be a good episode

LET'S DO THIS

It's that dude from the Simpsons

Q I know you're in here, log on steam
>recolored snails

>Not kissing your god-emperors feet
>In 40,000

>>31958916
NEW SHIP IS BORN
I AM EXCITE

>>31958879
I can't wait to hear it!

>>31958953
>550 dudes

>>31958953
HAHAHA TRUE!!

>That Princess

>>31958948
30 seconds and already the best episode ever.

OH GOD DAT HOOF FETISH

INB4 FANART RULE 34 PRINCESS MOLESTIA

>>31958947
>Baggage Buck

This has got to be a new record.

Why do I have the feeling /co/ will be flooded with Hoof-kissing/licking pictures in the near future?

>GIANT
>FUCKING
>FLYING
>FISH

I love how creeped out Celestia looked

Or maybe she was just nervous someone would see them

>>31958928
Stop advertising your shit viral stream.

Confirmed cannon: Rarity is sub.

>>31958973
I'm ok with this

And so the mistreatment and oppression of colts continues, this season will obviously end in a revolution,

THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE EVER
I CAN ALREADY TELL

> That feel when Snails 'freckles' are actualy pimples.

>>31958973
I'm very much okay with this

>>31958981
Fucking feminists.

>>31958975
Yeah, at last they showed she felt awkward but

FUCKING BRONIES AND NODS TO THEM

I hate all of you.

>>31958986
BECAUSE IT'S ADS

IF THIS EPISODE ISN'T UP TO MY HIGH STANDARDS I WILL BE INFORMING FAUST AT ONCE.

>>31958973
I JUST WANT MY MYSTERIOUS MARE DO WELL PORN

>you will never watch my little pound puppies

CANTERLOT
AHH YES

ADD NEW BACKGROUND PONIES ANIMATORS! NEWS!

>Born in Ponyville
>Heart of a Canterlotian

>she's talking to a cat

THOSE FANCY BACKGROUND PONIES!

>>31958847
why say that when it's the one I actually have? reverse psychology?

THIS EPISODE IS FULL OF RETARD PONIES

>Jetset
>Uppercut

Also REDNECK FRIEND NOOOOOOOO

Canterlot confirmed for unicorn dominant

Guise.

When will they make episodes with NEW ponies?

ENTER THE CHUCKLEFUCK FROM YEARS GONE BY

>>31959015
Filthy weeaboo.

Fucking Earth ponies ruining everything

>This episode

It's so bad I am literally going to kill myself, right now. Bye guys.

Writer: Meghan McCarthy

>Dragonshy
>Call of the Cutie
>Green Isn't Your Color
>Party of One
>Lesson Zero

>>31959038
FUCKING CANTERBOOS

>not knowing the girl who helped save the entire world twice

There's snooty and then there's buttfuck retarded.

NEW SONG INCOMING

>PUTS HER HAT ON THE BED
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT RARITY

Glasses make a return.
My penis is satisfied.

oh look, AJ's son

I TAKE IT BACK

GLITTERGLUE WILL BE DRAWING THIS INBRED DUMBFUCK FOR MONTHS

DAT OUTFIT

DAT YOUNG CELESTIA

Oh god damn dat slender unicorn.

wat who the fuck is that pink one

>>31959061
Celestia without wings

That jaw.

>Dat model unicorn

wonderbolts?

That mare with Fancypants is hot. For a pony, I mean.

>>31959061

MY NEW WAIFU!!

STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

OH MAN, THEY'RE GONNA FUCK SO HARD IN THAT VIP

Anorexic much?

>Element of Generosity

LET

THE SPECULATIONS

BEGIN.

>also she just said derpy

Wait, WONDERBOLTS HOLY SHIT

>Dat fangirl giggle

>>31959024
Furfag scum.

I LOVE FANCYPANTYS MONOCLE MUSTACHE EVERTYTHING BLAHABAL

>rarity's happy dancer

Damn, it's like TF2 up in here.

In before Dash fucks something up.

>horse-racing in the sky

>Rapid Fire

What was that other one?

New canon names.

Dose wonderbolts

SPAM SPAM SPAM

>>31959096
Glee Foot

GREINBOW DAJSH

Rapidfire and Fleetfoot

THIS JUST IN
THE LESSON WILL BE ABOUT NOT LYING

Day so jelly

Also DOHOHOHOHOH

>who is rainbow dash

AHAHHAHA

AHGAHAHAHA

FUCK THAT CHOAS GOD AND SHE BEAST NIGHTMARE

>>31959105
I heard it when she said it again. It was Fleetfoot.

LESBIAN INNUENDOS

There goes the fourth wall again.

>dem autistic laughs

GODDAMN RARITY NO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>31959117
derp

I
CANNOT
CRINGE
HARD
ENOUGH

WHAT
THE FUCK
ARE THEY SAYING
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT

NO TIME FOR DRESSES RARITY
CLIMB THAT SOCIAL LADDER

This is so boring

So much highbrow poni in this episode. I don't... I can't...

DAT PINKIE'S FACE

>mfw we'll only see the rest of the main 6 in the last minute

Rarity doing dressed for success all over again.

>No-one recognizes royally recognized and celebrated hero of equestria

This is horribly predictable

>The pony with a gavel as a Cutiemark is an auctioneer

Nice touch.


NOW WHO WANTS SOME MEDICARE?

FAGGPT OVERLOAD

Start being good, episode, godDAMN.

>>31959147
Wut

>>31959078
What's her cutie mark?

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAH
UAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

Also apparently, the other ponies fucking bet on Pegasus races like regular horse races.

Pegasi confirmed beta race.

This turned out canon

>>31959148
Fucking rarity stealing the show again.

> Internet disconnect
> Hear about wonderbolts

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN?

Oh Rarity. Biting more than you can chew yet again.
Never change, darling

>inb4 we get porn of that sleek bodied unicorn today

WORST EPISODE EVER (not counting Luna Eclipsed)

>Health insurance
HAHA AMERICANS CONFIRMED FOR STONE AGE

HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT ALREADY KNOW WHO THE FUCK SHE IS

SHE HELPED SAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD.

TWICE

AND WORLD-FAMOUS POP STARS AND DESIGNERS WEAR AND ADVERTISE HER FASHIONS.

>THAT FEEL WHEN ALL OF THE STREAMS ARE FUCKING UP FOR YOU

I've had enough of rarity
god damn it where the hell is my Pinkie episode

>>31959166
A horserace. With wonderbolts.

ESCORT PONY?

AWESOME

>>31959168
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING