B^U

>>26568743
That almost sounds good enough to be a forgettable show on public television.

And Problem solverz wasn't rejected, why?

>>26568699
i refuse to believe this is real

>>26568781
>>26568743

This was a comic in the old Nickelodeon magazine...

I can't believe I remember that.

What am I looking at?

>>26568771
I hate every thing about this person

>>26568830
Actually, I think it was Disney Adventures.

LOL GIRLZ CAN B LEIK BOIZ 2

>>26568832
>Adam Arsenault

Um...

Where did you find these?

>>26568835
Terrible pitches from the Animation Magazine pitch party.

All of these shows you see right here had a chance to be real.

>>26568879
can you imagine if it was a girly boy in a manly man world? parents would flip their shit

>>26568907
"You'll never guess what they'll do next "if this was a parody it would be hilarious

>>26568936
I kind of like this one, but it needs a better name.

>>26568965
Like Super Megason IV

Tagline: "With extra cartridge"

>>26568907
And in parallel dimensions, they did.

>>26568936
I think with a bit more work this could be something.

But damn, if you gonna submit ads, use an email that sounds somewhat professional.

>>26569014
Sounds like Tingle the animated series, but instead of wanting to be a fairy, he wants to be a super hero.

this is almost depressing

Wacky terrorist family.

Are these actual pitches for cartoons?

>>26569043
This is down there with HAVING FUN WITH TWO MOMMIES in terms of quality.

>>26569137
Yes.

>>26569144

Picture only loads halfway, but I don't think I wanna see the bottom half.

>>26569131
No no no no just no

>>26569144
These characters look like it was based around having toys if it got picked up.

>>26569161
I just can't believe it

>>26569218

cheapskaterz.com

You're fucking psychic.

This thread is like the internet punching me in the face.

>>26569218
Bah. It's late. And hot.

>>26569239
This looks animu enough to work if the Totally Spice studio pciked it up.

This one could be passable.

>>26569144
>spare chang
oh shit nigga what are you doing

>>26568809

because no one had to pitch problem solvers, hurr durr. CN approached Paper Rad to make it

>>26569144
>Spare Chang
Ok I laughed.

>>26569314

I'd watch an episode or two

>>26569326
This one looks like it's trying to be a SERIOUS show with PLOT.

>>26569296
I'd watch it

>>26569131
this sounds like fucking gold

Part of me wonders how these people could possibly be so deluded, but then I look again and realize how much some of them resemble Johnny Test...

>>26569387
To me it looks like one of those "teens must save the world" type shows like Captain Planet.

Here's the worst one so far.

>>26569267

That Sasquash looks like he's about to rub that girl all over his foot.

some of these are not nearly as stupid as some of the things currently on TV

>>26569296
>>26569389
uhhh...?

From the creators of the Watermelon Kids.

>>26569161
Oh COOL, they tried pitching "Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers" as a cartoon? I'll need to find where I left my Cheddite.

>>26569457
>>26569161
these are fucking abominations
who in their right mind would think these are good ideas ?

>>26569504

Oh white people, you so crazy.

>>26569457
God what.

>>26569526
The Judges who picked them for the final round.

Is this how cartoons actually get made? Someone sends in a tiny gif with an awful idea and their phone number?

>>26569457
It's LICD for the poor...?

>>26569570
sometimes

>>26569559
Wait, if THIS is what they considered the best then... oh god.

>>26569457

JESUS

>>26569586
A cartoon based entirely around a pun.

>>26569603
Oh god.. What's wrong with the world?!

>>26569586

I would watch this, even if it is Dr. McSpongbob.

>>26569586
on one hand, this seems like something peter griffin would come up with. on the other, I would watch this.

>>26569586

I don't understand why that beaver nurse has 2 noses.

>>26569628

Not even a pun, just a rhyme. Christ, it's like the cartoons other cartoon characters watch.

>>26569570
Not really. These are basically ads for shows that are put into the magazine to see if they'd be in development.

>All pitches are presented as 1/6th-page advertisements that offer new ideas for animated shows that just may get picked up for development.

>The Pitch Party offers independent artists an opportunity to advertise their animated properties for a greatly reduced rate in the pages of Animation Magazine, which is read all over the world. Each of our esteemed judges then review all entries and collectively select one winner for the opportunity to pitch their idea to the participating execs of their choice.

The thing that baffles me is that these people don't even try. I mean, look at this shit.

>>26569485

I wonder how the pitches of shows would have looked like that actually got picked up. Like Adventure Time, Regular Show etc.

>>26569504
>typos
>Terrible grammar
>Comic Sans
>Background strait from Powerpoint

What a gem.

>>26569586
Nurse Beaver is my waifu.

>>26569733
>Terrible grammar
>strait

>>26569677

I don't think they're not trying, it's that they're trying way too hard to incorporate the 'wackiness' factor

but the art is fucking terrible jesus christ

>>26569788

my sides

The adventures of an assassin and her wacky black sidekick.

>>26569183
So....Beast?

>>26569788
>it's EDUCATIONAL with GREAT LICENSING PRODUCTS

>>26569788
>>26569788
>With GREAT LICENSING PRODUCTS!

>>26569788
http://katakasworld.com/

>>26569786
>>26569677

Not everyone is a good designer. You may be able to draw like Da Vinci but if your sense of design is bad then you'll just get puke on a page like 90% of these submissions.

So far the only one that seems to know what he's doing design-wise seems to be Boogie Knights.

>>26569296
This looks like it could actually work, depending on how they handled it. But Black Dynamite the Animated Series is already covering that pretty well.

what the hell am i looking at in this thread?

>>26569854
I'd watch it

>>26569897
>2004 - 2008
>COMING SOON

Man, that's depressing. And also proving >>26569900 since that Lilly Ann person can paint.

I have a feeling this magazine-contest-thingy is how Johnny Test came into being

>>26569900

True, but some of them don't even look like they can draw.

>>26569978
why boner

>>26569897
>Untitled Document

Someone inform Chris-chan of this.

>>26569900
About the best thing they could possibly do if they can't draw is write up the idea, and head for a local community college and find some halfway competent artists.
It makes the idea presentable, and it helps the artist as well, since it's job experience.

I got tagged to do character designs for a cartoon built around extreme sports, but I don't think it ever got to the pitch. Still, job experience and I did make some cash on it.

What's the original website where these were found?

>>26570012
>Hip-Hoppity

>>26569897

>It’s as if my entire career has built to this moment—My education at L.A. Art Center; performing stand-up comedy & fronting a Latin jazz band in Hollywood night clubs; penning the librettos, scores & lyrics and producing/directing my own original musicals in the legit theatres of Los Angeles; and my perennial commitment to civic-minded, community-based projects and youth programs: “KATAKA’S WORLD” is a coalescence of all the major themes woven throughout my life’s work.

Another one that seems okay but still generic.

>>26569978
Fuck yeah monster high

>>26569978
Wait....so they're sisters....from different monster familes? Who fucked all of these monsters?

>>26569942
>>26570045
>this guy got to the final round twice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26570083
Pretentious Liberal Hippie Hipster garbage...?

>>26570083
>education
>LA art center

>>26570125

>As a “show about a show," it’s an animated sitcom that spoofs The Industry, and all that comedy makes a great backdrop for the counterpoint its musical component provides—“KATAKA’S WORLD” has tremendous energy that works on so many levels.

>>26568781
but there's at least a thousand shows just like it.

>>26570125
>Hipster

I don't think that means what you think it means

>>26570125
>Hippie Hipster

....What?
You sound like one of these terrible show pitches.

>Patriot Parrot and Hippie Hipster are all about teaching kids the basics about politics and God.

>>26570160
It never does. That's the problem with the word.

But at least she put SOME thought behind it.

>>26570177
Fund it

>>26569897
http://katakasworld.com/genesis.html

>“R.D. Duck,” the executive producer/host of his own show-within-“KATAKA’S WORLD” who thinks he’s the boss (but who is always avoiding conflict), is a character initially created for a children’s internet credit card website I started-up.

>children's internet credit card website
what the fuck

>>26570177
Is Hippie Hipster an anthropomorphic pair of low cut jeans?

>>26570142

>“Kataka”—the long-legged, sunglass-sporting cheetah whose charismatic cool & resourceful aplomb handles everything thrown his way & then some—is the show’s djembe-playing musical director. He sprang from my love for the djembe sound, the African drum used by tribal shamans to call the tribes for peace. It’s an instrument I’ve been infusing into my music for some time now because, to me, it represents the heartbeat of the Universe. And it is Kataka & his flute-playing musical sidekick KoKoPelli that play live on-top of the recorded tracks during the taping of the show’s finale number, “SpiritLink,” where the viewing audience partakes in the fun as his djembe calls the cast & guests on-stage for their curtain call.

>“Kataka”—the long-legged, sunglass-sporting cheetah whose charismatic cool & resourceful aplomb handles everything thrown his way & then some—is the show’s djembe-playing musical director. He sprang from my love for the djembe sound, the African drum used by tribal shamans to call the tribes for peace. It’s an instrument I’ve been infusing into my music for some time now because, to me, it represents the heartbeat of the Universe. And it is Kataka & his flute-playing musical sidekick KoKoPelli that play live on-top of the recorded tracks during the taping of the show’s finale number, “SpiritLink,” where the viewing audience partakes in the fun as his djembe calls the cast & guests on-stage for their curtain call.

>>26568936
This one looks OK.

>>26570177
Wacky zany hijinks will ensue without no doubt.

This was one of the pictures coming up after googling "hippie hipster".

>>26570120
This should be a show.

>>26570234

That copied in a weird way.

>“KoKoPelli,” with his shimmering, brightly-colored costume and ethereal flute playing, is Kataka’s mime-like sidekick of Native American origin, the “pied piper” of pleasant musical vibrations who plays counterpoint to the series’ star. An ambassador of goodwill and laughter that reveals & interprets the Language of Music and adds a little magic to every scene he’s in, the idea for creating him came to me while exploring Sedona’s petroglyph-covered caves—He embodies my spiritual quest & my love for the flute. Inside the caves, I could hear the echoes of music playing. . . KoKoPelli is truly a magical creation.

Dat res.

>>26570264

>“R.D. Duck,” the executive producer/host of his own show-within-“KATAKA’S WORLD” who thinks he’s the boss (but who is always avoiding conflict), is a character initially created for a children’s internet credit card website I started-up. This rangy, soft-spoken duck’s “Aw, shucks” disposition & personality was a composite of my teacher-husband and comical talk show host. His ever-“passing-the-buck” to Kataka catalyzes a fair share of the humorous scenarios between the rest of the cast & crew.

Dante's Inferno with Chili.

>see thread
>oh look, joke cartoon ideas, these are pretty funny
>see thread comments
>they're real
>my face

>>26570264

Kokopeli is a god of fertility...

>>26570281

>“Orpheous,” the show’s director & R.D.’s head staff writer (not to mention his comic“foil”), is the prankster of the group whose mischievous look & self-important stride make him the center of attraction. Orpheous is my mouth piece—As one of L.A. legit theatre’s first woman writer/producer/directors, this little Min Pin is a reflection of the “control freak” in me. He’s named for, as well as based upon, my own dog: bossy, take over & comical, and he allows me to reveal my love for animals.

>“Lucy,” the tweenaged trendsetter & R.D.’s fashion-forward student intern, mirrors my own teens as an intern at Macy’s in San Francisco. Sporting a flashy red mane & haughty attitude, she assists in the daily errands around the studio and is R.D.’s liaison to the kids in the audience, all of which works on a subliminal level within the storyline—Audiences will identify with her character as she trades quips with & bears the brunt of many of Orpheous’ jokes & pranks.

Not half bad, but I don't see it working as a full series.

>>26570303

>“Love the Bookworm” is a bookworm unlike any other. I created him nearly ten years ago when I started writing a series of children’s books and was invited to become an “author-in-residence” in several Southland school districts. I’ve never seen a bookworm like him and—as a driven, career-oriented go-getter—he seemed a natural to join the cast of a variety/talk show for kids. Despite his over-achiever persona, however, he does have a sincere love of Literature & Poetry, which he shares with his viewers.

>“Samoli” is a more sophisticated spin on the stereotypical, loveable hillbilly and R.D.’s accident-prone prop master & cameraman. A yellow Abyssinian cat & wanna-be stand-up comic, Samoli doubles as R.D.’s warm-up act, bringing yet another element of physical comedy to “KATAKA’S WORLD.”

Please excuse my ignorance but what the fuck are these terrible thing?

This seems like something Regular Show would do.

>>26570322

>“Molly Mole,” “Russ-T” and “Hip-I-T” are three characters that are near & dear to me: Having created them while at my first gallery at Ports-of-Call, these characters have taken on a life of their own by evolving into strong supporting cast members in the ever-evolving storyline that is “KATAKA’S WORLD”—Stage hands Russ-T & Hip-I-T’s comedic musical shenanigans as an aspiring hip-hop duo who are constantly hustling R.D. or Kataka to put them on the show, combined with Molly’s ebullient but easily flappable marshal of the show’s arts & crafts segment (and whose hair color changes to match her outrageous hats), help keep the action moving & the dialogue lively throughout each episode.

>>26570303
>calling your dog Orphoeus

>>26570308

I would read it as a limited series published by Vertigo.

>>26570324
Actual pitches for an animation pitch contest.

>>26570344

>Having been lauded by The Hollywood Reporter as “an outstanding musical scorer” and achieving notoriety in Los Angeles’ legitimate theatre circles, my dream of creating a project with broad audience appeal that could showcase my original music as well as the cartoon characters I’ve conceived all came together through the genesis of “KATAKA’SWORLD”— It is the platform for my work to reach across & connect with multiple demographics and viewers of all ages. My musicals have always been well received by audiences of all ages—and with two new original, radio-ready songs incorporated into each episode that span the musical genres of Pop, Rock, World Beat, Hip-Hop, R&B and Alt-Country, “KATAKA’S WORLD” soundtracks will be a highly marketable portion of the licensing opportunities embedded within this incredible cartoon series.

>>26569897
Oh but

>dubbed by DreamWorks Animation's Alex Schwartz as "entirely original characters... I love them!"
and
>the series former Warner Bros VP of Animation Christopher Keenan called "a series with something to say"
So it must be good.

>>26570343
So I think those three zombies are the main characters?

>>26570291
>>26570291

Wow.

>>26570385
What contest? Also, is there a webpage where I can view all of these abominations?

>>26570123
This looks like the crap my little cousin watches anyway. 2-4 year olds would eat that shit up.

>>26570407

It would've been better if they just kept the title "No Me Moleste Mosquito" and left it at that.

>>26570385
Sooo....
A show about a schizophrenic narcoleptic?

>>26568936

Issabelle, whatcha doing?

>>26570385
That would actually be cool if it was about someone who had crazy dreams all the time, and not a fifth grader worried about school.

>>26569296

What the fuck, this could be awesome if it had enough disco music and lame disco puns.

>>26570407
>what if Ozzy and the cockroaches was mad by dreamworks?

>>26570385
This looks adorable

>>26570385
Wait, this one actually sound like it has potential.

>>26570416
http://www.animationmagazine.net/pitch_party_06_vote.html

>>26570407
http://www.animalada.com/portfolio/itburns/index.html

>>26569144
>Spare Chang

A sitcom about an anal rapist, I assume.

>>26570385

This looks like the first non joke entry i've seen

Someone submit this.

AKA: Scorpion's Down on his Luck: The Series

so what actually DOES become of all the kids who take graphic design classes? I'd always assumed this is how a lot of them would end up, but apparently not since it's pretty clear most of these creators don't know the first thing about presentation...

hahahaohwow.jpg

>>26570635
Actually looks half decent, reminds of Billy and Mandy or something on Adult Swim

>>26570597
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aT9Mo4IQ3k&feature=relmfu

>>26570672

your_little_sisters_sketchbook.jpg

>>26570672
It's like I'm really an asspie

Dear God.

It's a Doggy Dog world out there

>>26570672
Did..did someone really just submit their online fetish comic as a cartoon?

>>26570703
What the fuck did I just watch?

NEVER FORGET

Logo rule #1

Make sure it's actually readable.

With a good amount of funding, this could have been pretty good, or at least nice to look at.

>>26570746

babbys first 3d studio max 1993 design

>>26570800

oh my fucking god

>>26570800
NO

NOBODY SERIOUSLY ENTERED THAT

BULLSHIT

>>26570465
>>26570477
>>26570521
>>26570527
>>26570569

came second

>>26570800
>Fursona self insert

Seeing these abominations gives me greater respect for the cartoons we do have. Dear lord.

QUACK QUACK

>>26570829
BEHOLD

the first good one

>>26570882
I'm scared to ask what came first.

How do you fuck up a drawing this badly.

WACKY
ZANY
HIJINKS

And misunderstandings.

Heck, just make the amount of High School drama negligible and focus on the medieval/fanatsy part.

>>26570924
Derp.

I'm guessing every 11 minute episode will feature nothing but these pickles screaming bloody murder.

>>26570897
>>26570863
>>26570831
>>26570746

>this entire thread

On one hand I can't stop laughing, on the other I am somewhat disturbed that people actually made these.

Vampire...dinosaurs...

Okay then.

This looks like something the BBC would pick up for their children's program. Could work if the animation synthesizes well with the design.

>>26570917
>Kevin, this drawing is INCREDIBLY racist
>no, it's cool, I'll just color him yellow

TIMELY.

>>26570917
dat bulge

>>26570940
this looks like a half decent idea

LOUD & PROUD

>>26570750
AND NOW THE SEQUEL

>Di Maggio

>>26570829
Oh look it's Calvin an hobs minus one character and with a dog.

>>26571003
I want rule 34 on that, please.

>>26570897
handiquacks

>Get ready to get buck'd

>>26570978
How is that not a children's book already? I mean, damn, it would be perfect.

This I'd be honestly interested in.

>>26571003

Powerpuff Girls+ a black chick.

>>26571069

Just watch Pan's Labyrinth.

Bowling Man

>>26570829
>>26570902
This is what I saw in the thumbnail.

>>26571003
I'd watch it assuming lesbian goodness would truely happen.

>AND MUST SURVIVE SCHOOL

EVERY GOTTAM TIME

Looks stylish though.

>>26571069
This is good and should at least get a pilot.

Holy Shit.

>>26571003
this makes me happy

>>26571117
>surviving

That's the key here.

With this one the concept is not bad.

But her design reminds me of Moose from Pepper Ann.

>>26570703
I think... I think that was the greatest waste of time I have seen in years. It's not stick figures, SOME effort had to be put in the animation. Who, upon reading the script, thought it'd be a good idea to animate it? To do the voice acting? To upload it?

As in, it was horrible. It's not even funny pr entertaining in a parodic way; I held this rictus from start to finish and now I even feel slightly depressed.

I think Seth MacFarlane sent this one in.

An entire show about a Grampa Simpson telling stories that go nowhere? Could work.

>>26571161
Looks like it would your typical low budget computer animated film by The Weinstein Company.

Feels Bad Man

Meh.

>>26570282
Another one that's actually pretty cool.

OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

>>26571157
I've seen better Second Life models.

I don't even get this one.

>WORKING IN THE MOJAVE REALLY MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER
>I HEARD SOME MORE PEOPLE GOT ATTACKED LAST NIGHT
>*audience dies from radiation as their laughter destroyed their Rad-X*

>>26571236
Oh damn, not again.

Can we please archive this thread? And I don't say this often.

Panty got her own spin-off.

Man, they're all so...formulaic. It's almost offensive.

Dawwww.

>>26571290
Looks like that guy from Batman Beyond who got tricked by Inque and became shitfaced.

>>26571211
clearly written by a dude with a fetish

occasionally one of these fetish cartoons has to make it through without execs realizing what's happening

>>26571334
The eyes

oh god the eyes

they're staring into MY SOUL

>>26571355
DAT ASS

>>26571316
This really has the best art/concept/name so far. Reminds me of the Oblongs. Or Adventure Time without Finn hallucinating.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Seriously guys, this is too amazing not to.

SETH'S NEXT GREAT HIT

>>26571316
I've just realized that girl is pulling out a fistful of her own hair, due to the rad poisoning

I would definitely watch this

>>26571441

Done.

I have no words.

how can they live

CUASE I'N XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

>>26571003

I could Fap to that.

And at worst it would have kept rubbing that specific part into your face.

I kind of want to get a set of crayolas and send in a shitty idea too.

that's the goal, right?

Finally, a pitch with GOOD art.

>>26571386
That looks watchable

>>26571003

http://chanarchive.org/requests

GET TO IT

>>26570635
I'd give this a shot.

Good art, COULD be funny...

>>26571637

Oh nevermind, it was already archived.

Remember that one episode of Family Guy where Peter tried to catch that legendary fish?

>>26569296
>>26569314
more interesting concepts than most of the other stuff on TV

>>26571627
Go for it, anon.

http://www.animationmagazine.net/pitch-party-2011/

>>26571628
Forgot my pic.

I had a serious fear that a majority of cartoon pitches were actually masterpieces and were only rejected because there were too many.

This thread has both opened my eyes and given me hope that I could actually get one of my ideas turned into a cartoon. No joke, I could literally crap out better concepts than these.

>>26571744
Maybe you should've been in charge of crapass.

Eh. The designs aren't bad, but the premise?

>>26571735

A dog detective called Sam? Really?

>>26571735
>>26570385
>>26571386

Shit, I would actually watch these.

>>26571744
My sentiments exactly.

>>26571306
>>26571306
>Superheroes
>Superheroes
>Not your average Superheroes
>Taking the Super out of Superheroes
>Superheroes.com

Guys, what's this show about??

Introducing, not badly designed Spongebob derivative #5.

And I can't even blame the creator.

This thread is not real. Nothing can be real. I mean, how could anyone fuck up the simple act of creativity this badly?!

>>26570978

Oh my gosh, that looks fucking adorable. That would actually make a good show for preschoolers or something.

>>26571003

The art is pretty, and it looks like a sweet story. Too bad that would never happen. GAYS? ON TELEVISION? CHILDREN WILL BE TRAUMATIZED FOREVER AND TURNED GAAAAAY!

>>26571069

This looks good, like a fairy tale. Kinda wish I knew more about the plot.

>>26571245

Haha, what does that even say?

>>26571316

I... Oh...

>>26571334

Looks interesting, I suppose. I've always loved Victorian curios. But a cartoon with a main character over 16 years old? Yeah, right.

>>26571386

I thought Dali was dead! How did this come to be?!
Also, is that bacon sticking out of the sides of his head?

>>26571290

D'awww. Looks utter dull and cliche, but d'awww.

>>26571833
Cubicle workers?

Frank Italiano Jr.'s design make me afraid.

>>26571833
Bro!

I feel with all these persons who had to read this crap
http://www.animationmagazine.net/events/judges-set-for-animags-10th-annual-pitch-party/

>>26571869
There's something UNEARTHLY about them.

>>26569897
oh god why did i click that

>>26571869
>"Sounds" like Fun ...

The way they phrased this scares me.

>>26571157

Oh, a CGI version of Problem Solverz.

My heart goes out to the judges of this animation magazine. They probably had no idea what they were getting into. Those poor bastards...

>The entry fee is $375
>$375
>THREE
>HUNDRED
>SEVENTY
>FIVE
>U
>S
>DOLLARS

Hey, /co/. What if we collaborated on the most fucked pitch ever and made a kickstarter to put it in the magazine?

So people still use Comic Sans, interesting.

Thread's about maxed out and I need sleep. Where on the website do you find all of these?

>>26571869
Haha WHAT

>>26571950
Like, a real entry, or a troll entry with a downy doing the art?

because either way, I think we could make something better than 90% of these.

Does not come with AND THEY FIGHT CRIME.

This thread is hurting me physically. I honestly thought many shows were rejected because of stupid reasons, but this gives me a small sense of hope that I could make my dreams of creating a TV show possible


I think we need a laugh. here is a video pitch for a mans dream to pitch his comic into a full blown franchise.

/watch?v=HzyWEXmyqMA

>>26571862
This is tame compared with the stuff Adult Swim shows at times. And I guess the creator was going for AS anyway.

>>26571976
Either, really. Just a completely stupid and ridiculous idea or something.

>>26571950

Sure, why not?
>Farica the Fetus and her wacky crew of anthropomorphic ficus plant buddies must save the world, snark against political parties and religion, and survive school before bedtime! Featuring the occasional sing along song for children!

why

>>26572073
Now we're getting somewhere.

This honestly doesn't even look like original material, but tracing.

>>26572084
>sidekick Scabies

Allofmywhat.

It's like the 90's never stopped.

>>26570282
I would watch that, actually. It has a great style, and an intriguing idea.

>>26572150
>in space, only Mercenaries can hear you scream

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

>"better than gunnershitfail"

Here's a /co/ pitch

>follow the adventures of Catty the Cartoonist, as she partakes in endless Comic Conventions across the nation with her quirky antics. But when trouble is abound, she inflates to the rescue.

Ying Yang Yo exists. So could this.

If those two rockabilly cats encounter actual scary stuff (like those things from Amnesia: The Dark Descent", I'm in.

WHY

WHY WHY WHY

DIDN'T ANYONE TELL THEM THEIR WORK WAS SHIT???

Seriously, you can bet these people thought their idea was fucking GOLDEN. That they are the next Joe fucking Barbera.

Every time someone posts one of those "Work on your project" threads here, someone should start dumping this stuff.

Could have been from Gobelins.

Brought to you in Verticovision.

If /co/'s going to submit something why not submit Chaptor?

>ENTRY FEE IS 375 US DOLLARS
>ENTRY FEE IS 375 US DOLLARS
>ENTRY FEE IS 375 US DOLLARS
>ENTRY FEE IS 375 US DOLLARS
>ENTRY FEE IS 375 US DOLLARS
>ENTRY FEE IS 375 US DOLLARS
>ENTRY FEE IS 375 US DOLLARS
>ENTRY FEE IS 375 US DOLLARS

>>26572242
That looks like the start to something that rapidly descends into a diaper fetish.

>>26570308

Isn't this just Damage Control?

Or "John Stewart's Architecture Job: The series"?

>>26572298

>>26572298

We should start a Kickstarter Page to get the funding for the pitch.

What if we submitted a board-tan pitch just to rustle the legun-tards' jimmies?

>>26572294
Chaptor has too much class for this bullshit.

>>26572352
You mean submit 4chan House?

>>26572352

It could work. But in all reality we'd have to give them names instead of referencing 4chan.

>>26572260
I REALLY want to see this.

The baaaaw potential is great in this one.

What.

>>26572378
Yeah, something like that.

I feel like I should email most of these people to tell them I hate them.

Let's submit Disney Princess Detectives!

Minus the Disney part.

"WOAH, MC HAMMER PANTS"

>>26572386
About half of them do have names.

>>26572412
>Crotch-ass shot of a germ

WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON THE THING THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO USE TO GET MONEY.

>>26572125

I would watch this.

>>26572471
They're going for the lucrative pro-taint crowd.

>>26568936

I sorta like this one, sounds like Chicken Boo crossed with the baby + dog sketches from animaniacs.

>>26569267

I'd say it was stupid, but they made two kids who are bbfs with Death work, so maybe.

>>26570308

Interior decorating for supervillains... again, Maxwell Adams style of stuff.

>>26570385
>>26570829
>>26570978
>>26571179
>>26571161

WANT

>>26571261

Part kids wild-life documentry, part "Walk on the Wild Side". I like it.

>>26571334
FUND IT!!

>>26571386

Dora the exploer with magic. Why not?


Most of these could work with the right writers, animation, and some alterations to the concept. The people running it however... could ruin them. Crying fucking shame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP3Xmc8JMGE

I am listening to this to calm down now i am THAT FULL OF RAGEF:LSKDJFLSKDJF

>>26571003
Beautiful art. And it could be shown public access if they're "just friends" with an underlying subtext. She's always rejecting the prince, the noble doesn't want her "spending all her time with a mythological menace." Et cetera.

I would adore this show.

>>26570978
This is amazing. Why wasn't this picked up? Or at least become a kid's illustrated book series?

>>26571316
Well, I know what I'M cosplaying when FanExpo rolls around.

>>26572378
The House of Four Leaves

>BUENO

>>26572535
Isn't there a character in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who's like that kid? Is a direct descendant of Ghengis Khan or something?

You know what's really sad?

Some of the people in these images have had multiple pitches submitted that somehow got to the final round and have never won.

Do they not know that their ideas are horrible?

>>26572591
He's the guy trying to bulldoze Arthur Dent's house, yeah.

He wants a nice little vacation home with axes above the door.

The pun. It hurts.

Also 'TUDE.

Wouldn't be bad if there is actual merit behind it to tell a story, not to be THUG AS FUCK, additional to really good animation.

>that feel when some of these people don't realise just how bad their pitches sound
spongebob looking sad in a diner.jpg

New thread anyone?

And that's it. Maxed that thread. Maxed it good. Good Night everyone.

>>26572712

Would work as an indie short film, assuming it had a good plot and all

>>26569586
>>26569586
I'd watch the hell out of this, I don't give a fuck.

>>26572635
>multiple pitches
>spending $375
>multiple times
>on horrible ideas

>>26572184
As a mini-series, I would watch this. I would buy the DVD of this was cast commentary and storyboards. I can't imagine it working as a full series, but it's cute, well styled, and the premise is sound for a little while.

This thread makes me feel like a creative genius in comparison.

Thank's /co/

10 or so of them actually sound and look good, but the mayority doesn't, I can't believe how bad most of them are, or that the people spent 375 dollars in that. wich one won by the way?

A lot of these ideas are terrible, and obviously the people submitting them have more money than sense.

The good ones look more like they'd be suited to one-off short films or very short series, except for that Haroldry or whatever it was called: that actually looks interesting and could be a good investment.

>>26572184
>the little girl is wearing giant boxing gloves
FUCKING
ADORABLE

>>26572184
This has no contact info. And the art style looks like Dead Winter.
Could it be..?

Oh look Silent Hill was entered.
>image limit
>not gonna make a new thread
http://www.animationmagazine.net/images/pitch_party_06/pink_elephant.gif

Bless the animation executives who shield us from these abominations. I will never say another word against them again. I can understand why we get some bad shows, the poor devils have been so confused and disoriented by this crap that can only do their best attempt.

>>26570257
>See "BWO" in thumbnail
>"OH GOD SOMEONE MADE A CARTOON ABOUT BWO?"
>Not actually Bwo

Aww...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk-Pr3slSUc